When Luo Xi saw the weasel speak, he thought it was one of the specialties of this world - a subspecies human. But after the weasel said the word 'master', she dropped the idea.
Can appear in this situation, and there is a Lord. There is only one possibility that the owner of the weasel is a certain Taoist priest who was present just now.
Subspecies humans are no different from humans. For Taoists, subspecies humans are useless at all. This is clearly written in the Qin family's pamphlet.
And subspecies humans are protected by law and have exactly the same rights as humans. It is illegal to enslave subspecies humans as monsters without authorization.
If the subspecies human beings are excluded, then the weasel in front of you is the legendary animal with intelligence, which is... a monster
The Five Great Immortals are essentially monsters who have opened their minds and can do some tricks to tease people. Family immortals are just a respectful way of saying these existences by human beings. If they do evil, there are still experts who can take care of them.
The weasel's ability to speak people's words shows that his skills are good, and that he has a master. It can be regarded as a monster who signed a contract with a Taoist priest. Relying on the Taoist priest's protection, as long as the master does not cheat, his life will be more nourishing than that of a master fairy.
"It turned out to be refined..." Luo Xi muttered to herself.
Huang Daxian proudly held his chest out. Now in the age of the end of the law, it is extremely difficult to be able to develop wisdom and wisdom, and the chance of being one in ten thousand is even more difficult than the Huaxia college entrance examination.
At least it has never seen the second weasel, even if it is also an animal with intelligence, before encountering the little golden dragon, only it can speak human words, the weasel feels that he must be the pride of the weasel tribe. .
She is so good, Huang Daxian thinks that this human girl will definitely praise it, look at how focused her eyes are when she looks at him!
Luo Xi stared at the weasel for a while, and suddenly said slowly: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a sperm, have you paid the fine?"
Wong Tai Sin: "...!!!"
The pride of the weasel froze, and it took a few seconds to realize what it meant. It panicked and glanced around.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, is it not allowed to become refined
It, it doesn't know!
Are you causing trouble for your master
The reason why the owner is so simple and frugal is because he has paid a fine for himself!
The weasel turned his head to look at the dog snake and hedgehog, silently asking for help.
The big rooster was still eating Pacman leisurely. The black dog guarded the rooster and patted the head of the snake that was about to move from time to time to make it take back its coveted eyes. The hedgehogs formed a ball and snored as if asleep.
Weasel: "… "
Bah, a bunch of unreliable guys.
…
Luo Xi suddenly guessed the meaning of Li Guanzhu's invitation to come. It seems that all the animals in this room have their own owners. Looking at the spiritual performances of the few animals, I am afraid they are all enlightened.
There are no big demons in modern society. The only ones who can be found and signed by Taoist priests are these animals who are not superior or inferior, and who have spirituality and can barely count as demons.
As for the little golden dragon, after seeing it last time, Li Guanzhu thought that the little golden dragon was also like this, and it was similar to these animals. He brought Xiao Jinlong with him again, so Li Guanzhu specially invited himself over this time.
Are you planning to introduce a friend to Xiao Jinlong
Luo Xi told Xiao Jinlong about her guesses in her mind.
Xiao Jinlong suddenly forgot to quarrel with the weasel, and asked excitedly: "Well, then, can I have a clear path? I don't need to hide in the future?"
Xiao Jinlong has no self-consciousness of being a dragon, and feels that it is good to recognize Luo Xi as the master. It will be Luo Xi's pet in the future, and Luo Xi will keep it for a lifetime, hehe.
"Wait and see."
Luo Xi let it calm down.
There was a noise outside the door, and the Taoist priests seemed to have returned after moving the tables, chairs and benches.
The leader was Li Guanzhu, who invited Luo Xi to come over. The other Taoists followed behind Li Guanzhu. It could be seen that this exchange meeting was led by Li Guanzhu.
Li Guanzhu saw Luo Xi at a glance, and the nearly sixty-year-old Taoist priest came over and patted the weasel's head with a smile, "What are you talking about?"
Huang Daxian immediately lost his arrogance, rubbed the old Taoist's hand, and shouted obediently, "Master."
Luo Xi raised her eyebrows, this weasel, who can only speak words, was actually raised by Li Guan? It seems that the existence of the little golden dragon is not a secret for a long time. The only thing that needs to be determined is whether Li Guanzhu saw it clearly last time.
A snake and a dragon have completely different consequences.
The weasel was half standing beside Li Guanzhu's legs, his claws tugging at the corner of Li Guanzhu's clothes, his expression erratic.
The master has been wearing this Taoist robe for several years. I never thought about the lack of money before, but now that I think about it... I am probably really poor.
As the master of the Sanqing Guan, the master usually not only preaches and practices things, but also grows vegetables in the temple when he is free. Could it be because of it, Guanli doesn't even have much money to buy groceries...
The weasel's anxiety was naturally noticed by Li Guanzhu, who looked at him in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Huang Daxian said with a sad face: "Master, I will not eat chicken in the future, save some money for Guanli."
Li Guanzhu: "???"
…
After Li Guanzhu figured out what was going on, he glanced at Luo Xi protectively, and said disapprovingly, "Little friend, small animals need to be cherished."
How can you bully small animals
Luo Xi blinked: "So is it fined or not?"
The weasel also watched eagerly, anxiously waiting for the answer.
Although it has opened its intelligence, it is not very shrewd, especially under the care of Li Guanzhu, the temperament is like a child, and it looks fierce, but it is actually a bluff.
Li Guanzhu let out a light cough, and gave everyone a serious introduction to science.
The so-called 'after the founding of the People's Republic of China is not allowed to become an elite' is actually a false rumor.
It first came from the Internet. It was rumored that the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television had issued seven prohibitions, one of which was that "after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to cultivate into spirits". This ban has been refuted by radio and television, but the effect does not seem to be good, and the majority of netizens are convinced.
The weasel tugged at Li Guanzhu's robe, and asked cautiously, "So... so I didn't get fined, right?"
"No."
Li Guanzhu patted its head, afraid that it would be uneasy and explained more: "Growing vegetables is my hobby, the conditions in Guanli are not so embarrassing, at least you can eat chicken."
Only then did the weasel feel completely relieved. With the owner's comfort and support, it immediately regained its spirits. The thief jerked his teeth into the position of the little golden dragon, with a stern expression on his face.
As long as you have a master, so do I! The master treats me so well!
The old Taoist naturally saw its small movements, but he didn't say anything. He smiled and patted the weasel: "Huang, go over there and watch, don't let those guys make too much noise."
When Xiao Jinlong heard the name, he couldn't hold back: "...Pfft."
Hahahaha, Ah Huang!
It has the same name as the big dog in the east of the village in the TV series!
Huang Daxian was about to explode when he heard the laughter, but was comforted by Luo Xi.
"It turned out to be Ah Huang, what a good name."
Luo Xi gave a sincere compliment, feeling that the name was very clear at a glance.
As a name-setter, she thinks this method of naming names according to characteristic colors is awesome, simple and easy to remember.
At the beginning, she named Xiaojiao, and after thinking about it for a long time, she knew it and called Xiaohei directly.
Huang Daxian saw Luo Xi, such a beautiful and delicate girl, praised him, and immediately decided to forgive her for the bullying just now, and said that she could look at her face and not care about the goods hidden in her sleeves. .
This little girl looks pretty good, but her eyesight is not very good, and she is raised by a not-so-good guy.
Huang Daxian glanced disdainfully at the little golden dragon hidden in his sleeve. If he could hide in such a place, he must be a slender little guy. The owner said that he only saw a thin one last time, and it was probably a snake.
Little snake boy, what are you arrogant about? Dad will teach you to make a snake again in the future!
Huang Daxian lifted his head and went to the place where the group of animals stayed. He has the highest cultivation base and skill here, and he is also the default boss of this group of small animals. Every time the Taoist priests gather, this group of small animals full of spirituality is headed by it.
Wong Tai Sin walked over, and the group of chickens, dogs, snakes and hedgehogs all looked over and surrounded him to communicate.
"Cuck, cuck, cluck..."
"Wang Wang Wang."
"Ha, cough, cough."
"sssssssssssssssssss..."
Not all small creatures who have opened their minds and have spirituality can speak human words. They can refine the bones between their throats and then spit human words. In the past, it was only the cultivation of big demons.
The weasel had an opportunity when he was young, and later signed a contract with the old Taoist priest. The old Taoist priest gave it a lot of good food, so that he could speak.
Several other small animals with only spirituality obviously do not have this skill. Fortunately, they are barely considered demons. Although their words are incomprehensible to humans, there is no obstacle to communication with each other. The translation is—
[Boss, have you tried it out? What's up with the new guy?]
[I don't think it's easy to get along with.]
[That is, dare to quarrel with the boss.]
[This violent temper is a bit like me...]
Huang Daxian glared angrily at the snake who spoke at the end, "I guess it's your same kind, it's still a cub, depending on the master's strength, he doesn't know what to do, and sooner or later he will be caught and stewed in snake soup."
The serpent of the same five immortals was hissing, without the expression of love: [The boss is right. If you don't listen, you're going to beat your ass. You're going to be good a few more times.]
Huang Daxian was flattered by this flattery, and finally he was not angry.
A group of small animals changed the subject, but their eyes drifted to Luo Xi from time to time. My heart is full of envy for the little golden dragon who has never been masked.
That is under the door of the Great Emperor Shuiguan Dongyin, the heir of Qin Tianxing, who is said to be able to call in the meritorious water method. With such a powerful master, he is simply a winner of the monster.
No wonder that guy can speak when he is still a cub. They have cultivated for so long. If there is no big chance, I am afraid that it is not certain whether they can wait until they speak human words in this life.
Alas, the demon is more than the demon, the demon is mad to death.
Reincarnation is a technical activity, and the starting point of others is their end point.
Ugh…
Li Guanzhu sent the weasel away, and then looked at Luo Xi with a smile, "Little friend, how are you doing?"
Luo Xi greeted him obediently and observed his expression.
The eyes are clear, there is curiosity and expectation, but there is no darkness, and it does not seem to be a person with bad intentions.
Li Guanzhu seemed to be aware of Luo Xi's scrutiny, and soon explained the purpose of inviting her to come today.
Sure enough, it had something to do with those little animals.
Since ancient times, the relationship between animals and humans has been difficult to describe.
If animals are enlightened and have spirituality, they are called demons, and their relationship with humans will be more complicated.
There are people who are in love with monsters, and there are enemies who fight to death and fight each other. Naturally, there are people like Li Guanzhu, who make a contract with monsters and raise them as pets or combat power.
In the past, Taoist priests formed monster pets, and most of them were used as combat power.
But in modern times, the big demons have disappeared, and those who are barely considered demons are just some spiritual animals. Taoists make contracts with these small animals, and most of them are raised as companion pets.
For example, the rooster, although it has spirituality, the most common thing to do every day is to eat millet, croak, and pursue the hen, which is exactly the same as the pursuit of ordinary chickens. There is no prestige of Kaizhi chicken demon, let alone fighting.
When I met a ghost, that chicken ran faster than anyone else.
Usually it can only be kept as a pet, but this rooster is also a rare companion for Taoist priests.
The rooster has been one of the psychic animals since ancient times. The big rooster represents the most virtuous and the yang. Adding rooster blood to the ink to draw a talisman will enhance the power of the talisman.
Rooster blood is used in many spells to destroy evil. The rooster's crowing represents the dawn, and in some shady places it has a natural restraint effect on femininity.
It is relatively easy to become a demon like a weasel, a fox, etc., but a big rooster is rare.
After all, in modern society, ordinary hens can still lay eggs, and old hens can also stew soup. But most roosters are slaughtered and eaten before they are old, otherwise the meat will not be tender when they are old.
That rooster can turn wisdom into sperm is a rare good fortune.
And it still has a brain, knowing that it has no fighting power. After Kaizhi, it took the initiative to find a Taoist priest as a backer. Although it occasionally needs to bleed and contribute, it is better than being plucked by humans.
The big cock is also considered a contribution.
The contribution of the black dog and the big rooster is similar. The snake is slightly more powerful, and the hedgehog is purely cute. After relying on the owner, he can be a pet hedgehog with peace of mind, and he likes to eat apple peels the most.
…
Li Guanzhu is a lover of animals, but he doesn't have any affinity for animals. When those animals with spirituality are injured, they occasionally hide in Taoist temples for help.
After going back and forth, Li Guanzhu met so many small animals with enlightened intelligence.
Not everyone in the Taoist sect treats demons kindly. Even if this kind of enlightened little animal is not very useful, it can be enslaved to evil.
What's more, some warlocks like to concoct alchemy with the flesh and skin of demons, so that the number of small animals with wisdom has become less and less in recent years.
Li Guanzhu is a small animal control, and naturally he can't see such a thing.
He can't control ordinary animals without intelligence, those have their own natural laws of natural selection.
But with wisdom, small animals with spirituality, and then being brutally tortured and killed by people, using evil laws to do evil, it would be too cruel.
Over the years, Li Guanzhu has led many Taoist priests and small animals with wisdom. As long as both parties are willing to conclude a contract, let them become master-servant partners in pairs, and finally be able to avoid those guys with bad intentions. .
The Taoist Friendship Exchange Conference organized by Li Guanzhu is, to put it bluntly, a conference on pet maintenance experience, and all the shit shoveling officers came to participate.
The last time I was at Baiyun Temple, Li Guanzhu took a startled glance and found that Luo Xi seemed to be following this kind of intelligent animal. His excitement was not because he saw the little golden dragon, he didn't see the little golden dragon clearly at that time, he just thought it was a snake monster.
What really makes Li Guanzhu happy is that they have another like-minded partner in their organization.
It is still in the line of Emperor Shuiguan. With this powerful younger generation, whoever is stealing chickens and dogs and mutilating small spiritual animals to do evil, they can directly release Luo Xi!
Luo Xi after knowing the truth: "..."
After Li Guanzhu explained, his smile became more kind: "Why don't you come over with me, little friend, and talk to everyone about your pet raising experience? If your pet is shy, don't force it to come out. These little things are just like people and will get angry. of."
Luo Xi took the sentence with difficulty: "You...you really have love."
The Taoist priests have all become shit shoveling officers, and they have also organized a fighting/black and evil alliance for their pets. This is simply... The picture is too beautiful.
Luo Xi followed Li Guanzhu to recognize a circle of people, and was also introduced to a few small animals who came to the meeting with the owner today. These animals all have very memorable names, and they are—
Weasel (A Huang), Big Rooster (Gugu Da), Black Dog (Da Hei), Hedgehog (Xiao Bai), and Snake (Cauliflower).
Luo Xi looked at the rather large snake. She remembered that this kind of snake was quite ferocious, and there was also a majestic scientific name called Wang Jinshe. But obviously its owner is very down-to-earth, and directly takes its nickname of cauliflower snake as the name.
Simple and rude to this point, there is no one else.
Seeing Luo Xi staring at him, the cauliflower snake vomited and raised its head to make itself look more majestic.
Tsk, why didn't the little brat come out? It's really useless to hide. Even if they are all snakes, that little brat is definitely not as strong and fit as it is!
The cauliflower snake looked down on Luo Xi's demon pet, and felt that the cub was just lucky and ran into a good master.
Little Jinlong, who was hiding in his sleeves, despised it even more.
Xiao Jinlong glanced at the cauliflower snake, only to think it was ugly.
Look at the black-brown scales, with black markings on them, and yellow in the middle, it's ugly.
Xiao Jinlong flicked his tail in disgust, and the tip of his golden tail flashed away from his cuff.
When the cauliflower snake saw it, its eyes suddenly widened.
Just, what was that just now...
Those golden, perfectly shaped scales, and the graceful tail... make it's heart beat so fast!
The cauliflower snake thought that he was probably sick, otherwise how could his heart beat like a drum because of a little cub's tail. As if the excitement in the depths of the blood was surging, mixed with longing and surrender...
The cauliflower snake stared blankly at Luo Xi's cuff, hissing and spitting out letters, wanting to find out.
Wong Tai Sin felt that the performance of the cauliflower snake as its little brother was too embarrassing. It raised its paw and stepped on the snake, kicking it back.
The cauliflower snake was stared at by Huang Daxian, a little sober, and it swam to the back to be in a daze.
How could I be confused by the pointy tail of a little brat... With a pointy golden tail, what breed is that brat
Is it a defective product like the golden python
The golden python is an albino mutant, and in the eyes of the serious animal kingdom, it is a defective product with problems.
The cauliflower snake couldn't figure out how his aesthetics suddenly twisted, and the entanglement was about to twist into a twist.
Luo Xidao knew very well that the dragon clan was the white moonlight of all scale-claws, especially the snakes and dragons. The bloodline not only wanted to transform into a dragon, but also was born with admiration and submission to the dragon clan.
Luo Xi pinched the little golden dragon, motioning for it not to make a fuss.
Bai Yueguang is not so easy to act. Facing the real dragon family, he is all admiring and surrendering, and he is willing to hold it.
But the little golden dragon is a man-made dragon, with impure bloodlines and weak strength, and it is so thin and so small. It really makes people miss it, maybe it will turn into a tragedy in minutes.
Little Jinlong snorted, and tidied up obediently.
It felt that it should not be exposed so early, so if it went out like this, wouldn't it be looked down upon by these small animals.
Luo Xi also means this, even if there are small animals with intelligence in the world, they are common animals.
Chickens, dogs, snakes, hedgehogs, weasels, etc., the little golden dragon and their style of painting are not consistent, suddenly a legendary mythical creature pops up, and it is so weak that it will definitely not end well.
Facing the expectant gaze from the room, Luo Xi tucked the little golden dragon into her sleeve, and then pursed her lips and said embarrassedly, "My family is very timid and shy, so I'll let everyone see a joke."
Everyone: "… "
We've waited so long and you're done like this
Tang Luoxi was born, with a halo on his body that blinded people's eyes. Although this time it was an exchange meeting on pet experiences organized by Li Guanzhu, many people came for Tang Luoxi.
They all wanted to see what the spiritual little animal beside Tang Luoxi was. With her strength and background, even if it was a cub, it was probably a rare and precious species.
A group of people watched eagerly, but from the time she entered the door to the present, her demon pet hadn't shown her face.
In order to let her demon pet come out with peace of mind, they avoided it for a while, but only heard the sound.
I thought that I would be able to see the main owner after the official introduction, but the result—
shy
Can you think of a more thoughtful excuse!
Wasn't he the one who returned the milk when he quarreled with Ah Huang just now, and his violent temper made Huang Daxian very angry, how could such a guy still be shy
Who are you lying to!
People complained with their eyes.
Luo Xi just pretended that she didn't see it, and if anyone's eyes were too piercing, she would smile back.
The stunning beauty smiled slightly, and the lethality was simple. Even the Taoist priests who had been in school for many years were slightly startled, then smiled wryly and looked away, and began to recite the heart-clearing mantra.
That's all, they can't see it today, but they can see it one day. They don't believe that Tang Luoxi can hide that little guy for a lifetime.
Li Guanzhu waited for the silent confrontation to end before leading Luo Xi to his seat with a smile.
Everyone chatted, ate, exchanged ideas on how to care for monster pets, and by the way, gossip about what happened in the world recently.
This tea party is not just for chatting. The Taoist priests in the meeting have some good things in their hands. Some of them can be used by themselves, and some of them can’t be used.
Most of them are related to monster pets, and there are some other things.
Only then did Luo Xi realize that the Taoists who came this time were all capable. It was different from the last time at the Baiyun Temple Blessing Ceremony. There were many ordinary people among the Taoists that time, those who couldn't see ghosts and didn't draw talismans to catch ghosts. ability.
Although the number of Taoist priests in this tea party is small, every one of them has real skills. The things they took out and exchanged were all sorts of things.
Among them, there are actually some dark, smelly medicinal pills.
Li Guanzhu is attentive. Seeing Luo Xi's ignorant look, she knew that she didn't understand what those were. He explained a few words in detail, and reminded Luo Xi if it's better to exchange some for her little guy, those medicine pills are very good for these spiritual little animals.
Only then did Luo Xi understand that those strange-looking things were condensed medicine pills with the blood essence and blood of the demons left over from the past.
The big monsters in modern society have almost disappeared, and the wise little animals can only do some tricks to tease people at best, and live a little longer than their unwisdom counterparts.
And if these spiritual little animals want to become powerful, it is not enough to rely on the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate.
Now in the age of the end of the law, the spiritual energy is declining, and the essence of the sun and the moon has long ceased to be as pure as before.
This is why, hundreds of years ago, you can often see monsters that can transform into human form, and now, this kind of transformative form has basically disappeared. Even if you practice hard, you will not make much progress after opening your wisdom, and you will not be able to break away from the beast form.
There are generally only a few roads in front of these small animals—
Either it is evil, and by devouring the blood of humans or animals, one's abilities and abilities are greatly increased, but there are also many evil consequences. God is watching from above, there are too many evils, and in the end most of them are dissipated, and even reincarnation is impossible.
Or it is to do good, find a good master, and follow the Taoist priest to mix merit and deeds.
If you encounter great merit and great opportunity, maybe you can go further. If not, then live happily ever after. At least in this life, he will live longer than his peers. If he accumulates a lot of merit after death, he may be able to be reborn in the next life.
The last way is to rely on the blessing of foreign objects, and by swallowing some treasures of heaven and earth. Either it is a natural spirit that exists in the world, or it relies on the blood essence and inner pill left by the great demon in the past, swallowing the power and turning it into one's own use.
But these blood essence and inner pills are opportunities and risks for small animals. If they are swallowed successfully, they can become more powerful.
If it fails, it explodes and dies.
For example, the weasel named Ah Huang experienced this incident before he met Li Guanzhu.
Ah Huang lived in the mountains with his parents and the same clan since he was born. Later, his parents died, and his brothers and sisters also lived to the end of their lifespans and died. Only he was still half-sized.
Ah Huang, who has never left the mountains, doesn't know the difference between himself and other weasels. He only thinks that he is smarter than them, and he can always make those birds, rabbits, and wolves bump into him.
When his parents, siblings, and siblings were all dead, Ah Huang buried them and still slept in the cave where he was born, living by predation every day.
Until a warlock found it and wanted to capture it alive.
He was a sorcerer who had done a lot of bad deeds. He made black money by relying on Taoism, and his life was deducted due to karma.
The sorcerer was unwilling to die like this. He searched the mountains and plains to find intelligent monsters, killed them with evil methods, and then tried to prolong their lives by drinking their blood.
Ah Huang is one of the unlucky ghosts found by the sorcerer.
It's just that it is luckier than other unlucky ghosts. The sorcerer's body is already dead, and he doesn't know if his life is over, or his eyesight is dizzy. When chasing Ah Huang in the mountains, he stepped on the air and rolled down, and then he lost his breath. .
Ah Huang is a vengeful person. After waiting for a long time to see that the man seemed to be really dead, he rushed over angrily and whipped the corpse.
When the claws caught the sorcerer's clothes, a small porcelain bottle fell out of his pocket, the cork was not firmly corked, and a round thing rolled out.
Ah Huang only felt that the thing was very fragrant and attracted it. It rushed over involuntarily, and swallowed the round thing instinctively.
Then there is the torture of life and death.
Fortunately, the original owner of the inner alchemy was not that powerful, but a rabbit spirit that lived for about a hundred years. After being tortured and killed by evil methods, Neidan also lost some of its power.
All these coincidences added up to prevent Ah Huang, who had swallowed the inner alchemy, from dying. The dying pain lay on the ground, waiting to meet the old Taoist priest.
Li Guanzhu rescued the weasel, and when it woke up, it was unwilling to leave. From then on, Li Guanzhu had another monster pet named Ah Huang. And Ah Huang's ability to speak people's words is also related to the inner pill he swallowed.
With Neidan as the foundation, the old Taoist found a lot of good things for Ah Huang later, which made Ah Huang look like he is today.
The risk of directly swallowing blood essence and inner pills is very high. Daomen used to have means to control birds and beasts. Naturally, there are also some pill recipes that are beneficial to small animals with intelligence.
The Taoist priests used the essence and blood as the main medicine in accordance with the medicinal formula, and then supplemented it with various medicinal materials to make medicinal pills. In this way, the risk of taking it to small animals with Lingzhi is much smaller.
…
After Li Guanzhu explained it with a smile, he was afraid that Luo Xi would find it difficult to accept it, so he added: "We do not allow malicious killing of these little beings, so the sources of medicinal pills that can be traded are all legal. The blood and inner alchemy were either preserved from the past or confiscated from the sorcerer."
Luo Xi has no psychological barriers.
In Asmana, the law of the jungle is the basic rule of survival. It is quite normal for longevity species to devour each other for survival, not to mention blood essence and inner alchemy, they can eat their skin and flesh together.
Luo Xi lowered his head and asked Xiao Jinlong if he wanted to come and have a taste, but Xiao Jinlong snorted and refused.
Luo Xi and it don't belong to this world system. I'm afraid it's useless to eat them. It's a waste. If something goes wrong, it will be even worse. And it doesn't want to be exposed like this, those Taoist priests are obviously seducing it out with medicine pills.
However, it is a pity to miss such a rare benefit. Little Jinlong thinks of the black cat, and that black cat can swallow evil spirits, so it must be regarded as a spiritual monster.
The black cat is the cat of the male god. If you can't eat it yourself, the benefits are the same for the black cat!
Little Jinlong wanted to benefit the black cat, and when Luo Xi asked, he reminded in a low voice, "For the little girl."
Luo Xi thought about it too, but the little girl had always behaved like a pet cat before. Even if she had seen the cruel scene of the little girl that night, Luo Xi was not sure whether this thing could be eaten by the little girl.
After all, she really didn't study China's monsters.
Seeing this, Li Guanzhu took the initiative to ask about the situation. It means that you can send the cat to see it. Black cats are inherently supernatural, and it is not easy to judge if their spiritual intelligence is not open.
With the permission of Li Guanzhu, Luo Xi called Lu Haozhi and asked him to send Xiaojiao to identify the variety and eat it.
It could have been exchanged and brought back to Xiaojiao to eat, but seeing how dangerous Ah Huang swallowed the inner elixir, although the pill is safer, Xiaojiao is so small. She had no nursing experience, so Luo Xi decided that it would be safer for Xiaojiao to eat under the care of Li Guanzhu.
Lu Haozhi on the other end of the phone: "..."
Who the hell is cheating on him, can he refuse this request!
Chu Jingheng talked about Lu Haozhi's gossip in a group chat a few days ago, and after being educated, he unilaterally broke up with Lu Haozhi. I swear that unless Lu Haozhi takes the initiative to contact him, he will never pay attention to that man!
As a single dog, Chu Jingheng's life is very regular.
Going to work, off work, working night shifts, doing surgery, part-time psychological counseling for neuropathy, and occasionally going to relax with friends...
Now that he is unilaterally breaking up with his friends, he can only step on the off-duty point and leave the hospital indifferently.
Before we got to the garage, the phone rang.
When Chu Jingheng saw that it was Lu Haozhi on the screen, he was instantly refreshed.
Ha, let you bully Lao Tzu, but now I can't help but reconcile with Lao Tzu.
He reservedly waited for the phone to ring twice before picking it up, thinking that Lu Haozhi had to say a few more good words.
As a result, Lu Haozhi's cold voice came from the other end, with only a few simple words: "Come to my house and help me send the cat to the Taoist Association."
Chu Jingheng: "???"
What
Hey, don't hang up, just like that, you are doing wool!
Chu Jingheng stared at the hung up phone and called back.
After picking up the other end, he put down a colder sentence—
"Come on, don't linger."
Chu Jingheng made a 'fuck' sound, wanting to ignore Lu Haozhi. But the footsteps involuntarily walked towards the car and drove to Lu Haozhi's apartment.
Forget it, the indifferent boy said 'help him', and this rounding up is a good step to seek reconciliation, but I can't say it after a trip.
When Chu Jingheng arrived at the apartment, Lu Haozhi was not there. He entered the door by pressing the password.
He glanced at the text message that Lu Hao sent him later, which contained the apartment's entrance code, the address of the Taoist Association, and Tang Luoxi's phone number. Obviously, Tang Luoxi asked to send the cat there.
Chu Jingheng complained.
Damn, Lu Haozhi is not active in courting the little beauty, so he can't show it, he can really catch up with others.
After entering the apartment with familiarity, Chu Jingheng barked 'Mimi, Mimi' a few times and walked to the balcony, looking for the cat to be transported.
Lu Haozhi, who had already turned into a black cat in advance, squatted on the sofa, moved expressionlessly, and made a sound to remind his blind friend.
When Chu Jingheng turned his head, he saw the black cat squatting on the black sofa and staring at him.
"Mimi, why are you so dark, the dark ones are going to be integrated with the sofa."
Lu Haozhi acted as if he didn't hear it coldly, and jumped to him to avoid wasting time.
It was the first time that Chu Jingheng had seen such a clinging cat, so he grunted unaccustomedly and took the cat to leave.
By the time he reached the door, he was a little thirsty, so he decided to go to the kitchen refrigerator to get a bottle of water to drink.
He remembered that Lu Haozhi had yogurt and mineral water in his refrigerator.
Seeing this, Lu Haozhi felt bad.
Chu Jingheng had already walked to the door of the kitchen, and he heard something moving in the kitchen with sharp ears.
There are thieves
After a pause, Chu Jingheng quickly put the black cat down, picked up a chair that was in his hand, and opened the parry door of the kitchen, preparing to use the chair to stun the daring thief inside.
As a result, the thief didn't see it. He saw a black cat in the kitchen that was exactly the same as the one he had caught before.
Chu Jingheng: "..."
Lu Haozhi: "…"
The nanny in the kitchen saw someone coming, she got up from the cat's litter without knowing her, and happily circled Chu Jingheng 'miaomiaomiao'.
Chu Jingheng was dumbfounded: "Why is there still a cat? Bought a new one?"
He looked at the black cat in the living room, and then looked down at the one on the ground.
"Damn, what's wrong with Lu Haozhi, he likes to hoard black cats?"
Lu Haozhi didn't want to talk anymore.
It was to avoid this situation that he kept Nanny in the kitchen. He also opened a can of cat food to soothe it, and let it stay in the kitchen and wait.
In the past, little milk cats were not particularly fond of barking, especially when they were eating, they were very quiet, and at most they would make a little noise when they were eating.
Such a soft noise could not be heard unless it was close to the door, but no one expected that Chu Jingheng would suddenly become thirsty and want to drink water, and he went straight to the kitchen refrigerator.
And then the scene that Lu Haozhi took pains to cover up was broken...
This tragedy made Lu Dashao realize that Tibetan cats must not be placed in a place like the kitchen!
…
Chu Jingheng was in trouble, not knowing which cat to catch. He called Lu Haozhi, but no one answered.
"Forget it, grab them all."
He bent down and picked up the milk cat at his feet, and then put the black cat in the living room into his arms.
Anyway, Lu Haozhi's original words were 'Come to my house and help me send the cats to the Taoist Association'. Since he didn't say a few, maybe he wanted all of them.
But what does Tang Luoxi want the black cat to do in the Dao Association? It's not like using a black cat to exorcise evil.
Stuffing the two cats into the car, Chu Jingheng poked the cats in the stomach and said with emotion, "It's not easy for you, you have to make money for milk powder at such a young age."
Lu Haozhi: "…"
Zhen *maow suddenly saw someone of the same size as himself, and kept squeezing Lu Haozhi. It stretched out its claws and hugged Lu Haozhi, wanting to lick his fur to show his friendliness.
Lu Haozhi calmly raised his paw and pushed the stupid cat away, refusing to communicate with it.
Chu Jingheng glanced while waiting for the red light, and disapprovingly carried Xiaomao to the side of the black cat, and also helped the mother to suppress the black cat's resistance, making the black cat's face smeared with her saliva.
He patted the black cat's head with relief: "They all live under one roof, so be friendly."
The black cat Lu Haozhi endured silently, and only cursed in the bottom of his heart.
Damn mental retardation.
Chu Jingheng drove the car to the door of the Dao Association and called Luo Xi.
Luo Xi received two identical black cats, and the whole person was stunned.
"Two little boys?"
Chu Jingheng was stunned, why didn't Tang Luoxi know that there were two cats? What's the situation? Could it be that the other cat was specially hidden by Lu Haozhi? Are you going to surprise Tang Luoxi
Now that I think about it, that second cat seems to be locked up in the kitchen...
Chu Jingheng realized later that he might have broken his friend's plan.
He cried out 'bad' in his heart, and immediately made up for it: "Isn't this Haozhi's plan to give you a surprise, how lonely a cat is, two have a companion together, and accompany each other, haha. You see how much Hao is Caring, isn't it? Don't look at his cold face, but he's actually soft inside."
The black cat Lu Haozhi wanted to stop Chu Jingheng's mouth.
Luo Xi silently looked at the two black cats: "Surprise..."
The cat belonged to Lu Haozhi, so why did he surprise her
She doesn't particularly like plush, why do they all think she's plush
And I always feel that something is not right. Even if I want to keep another companion, why are they all black cats? Is Lu Haozhi a little stubborn about his preference for black cats
"Don't you need two? Then I'll send one back." Chu Jingheng felt a little embarrassed and changed the subject.
Luo Xi muttered: "That's it, I can't tell which one is the little girl, so I brought them all in for Li Guanzhu to see."
Chu Jingheng asked with great interest: "Yo, I even found a watcher to watch them. Are you really doing a ritual to exorcise evil spirits? Take it easy, the cat is still young."
Luo Xi shook her head and said with a serious face: "It's not to exorcise evil spirits, but to make them become powerful mountain kings."
"… "
Chu Jingheng walked away in a trance.
He felt that he couldn't understand what was going on in the mind of a nineteen-year-old girl, what the hell was King Shan, the bully who used to be the king of Shan Shan
Relying on a cat to be the king of the mountain
Have you asked Tiger's opinion? Did the tiger agree?