Just as the car was about to turn a fork in the road, Luo Xi suddenly threw the talisman in his hand.
The talisman was thrown out of the car window. According to the speed of the car, it should have been left behind, but the talisman didn't. It flew to the windshield of the car as if it had eyes, and then spontaneously ignited without wind.
"Fuck!"
The fat uncle was startled by this scene and subconsciously stepped on the brakes.
The car was pressed down at the fork of the Y-shape and stopped suddenly.
He stared at the front of the windshield, his eyes were about to pierce the burning talisman floating in the air, watching the talisman burn, turning into incense ash and falling on the front cover of his car.
The fat uncle's face was blue and white, and he was nervously clasping the steering wheel.
"Can you see the road in the middle now? Let's go." Luo Xi patted him and pointed to the front through the glass.
The fat uncle stared stiffly ahead. It should have been a Y-shaped fork in the road. After the talisman was burned, there was a blurry road in the middle.
The road was a little erratic, like a distorted picture that appeared when it was roasted at high temperature. It was looming and looked particularly scary.
The fat uncle almost stopped breathing, and he didn't dare to turn his head to look at Luo Xi next to him. At this moment, the ghost films he had seen in the past flashed through his mind like a glimpse of light.
This kind of situation, this kind of picture... It's so fucking like hitting a ghost!
The little girl beside me must be a powerful ghost, no wonder she has to be wrapped so tightly!
The fat uncle has been driving taxis for so many years, and has heard so many strange stories at midnight. In the past, there were old drivers in the circle who said that they would pull unclean things in the middle of the night. Those who run night taxis should pay attention.
But he is only in the evening, how can he meet a ghost! ! !
Seeing that he didn't move for a long time, Luo Xi patted him again in confusion: "Uncle?"
I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but the fat uncle just felt that Luo Xi's hands were cold and not like a living person. , the owner of the debt... I have never harmed anyone, you, don't look for me... "
Luo Xi didn't understand what he was talking about, and pointed to the road in the middle: "Hurry up and drive over, can you see that road now?"
The road was twisted and transparent, vaguely as if there was a little light in the distance, and it looked eerie.
The fat uncle's teeth began to fight, and the back molars rattled. Under Luo Xi's urging, he was about to cry with a trembling voice: "I, I don't want to go to Huangquan Road, please let me go..."
Luo Xi: "... ah?"
Little Jinlong couldn't hold back: "Pfft."
Hahahaha, Luo Xi was actually regarded as a ghost. This fat uncle's brain supplementation ability is very strong!
When the fat uncle heard Xiao Jinlong's laughter, he was even more terrified.
There were only two people in the car, but a third voice appeared... His face looked like he was about to faint at any moment.
Luo Xi expressionlessly turned the fat uncle's stiff body, made him look at him, and pointed to his shadow: "Ghosts have no shadows, I am a living person with shadows."
The fat uncle's face was pale, and his eyes were stiff and moved inch by inch to Luo Xi's side.
Shadows... indeed there are shadows...
"So you're not a ghost..." The fat uncle leaned back in the car seat and muttered to himself.
There is a shadow, not a ghost. The laughter just now was probably because he was too nervous and hallucinated.
Not a ghost girl!
Not only is this little girl not a ghost, she can draw talismans, and the talismans magically float in the air and spontaneously combust... It turns out that this little girl is a real magician!
The fat uncle's terrified brain finally digested this, and asked Luo Xi eagerly: "What's going on outside, what's going on outside?"
With the real magic stick at the side, his panic and fear faded a little, and he wanted to look outside, but he didn't dare to raise his eyes.
The road was so weird, the Y-shaped shape seemed to have never been seen before, and then a road grew in the middle. Not a man, how can he have a third leg!
Luo Xi looked at the road, thought for a while, and said, "Probably it's a blind way. From the beginning, there was only one way, and the other two were dead ends to deceive the eyes. Instead, the way of life was hidden."
"Dead, dead end!"
The fat uncle's voice became sharper, "What will happen if we go to a dead end, will we die? Will the evil police come to ecstasy!?"
Luo Xi: "That won't happen. Even if you get hooked, it doesn't matter. You just went the wrong way. I'll tell them that you can come back while your body is still warm."
Fat Uncle: "..."
I always feel as if I heard something incredible!
The underworld is so good at talking!
Come back after a while!
No, this little girl can actually communicate with the emissary!
Now the god stick is too dangling!
There is even a network in the underworld! ! !
Luo Xi glanced at the blurred and twisted road, and urged again: "Okay, hurry up and get on the road. The talisman just now can make the life path appear, but it won't last long."
The fat uncle's thoughts were flying, restarting the car, backing up a little, adjusting the direction of the car, and drove straight to the blurred road in the middle.
He was still a little scared, but the road in the middle was too blurry, twisting and disappearing, as if he was going to drive up a cliff.
The fat uncle's heart clenched tightly, staring at the road in the middle, he gritted his teeth and stepped on the accelerator, and rushed towards the road in the middle.
It seemed to be a blurry and twisted road, but when I rushed inside, I realized that it was a straight road.
The surrounding green belt is familiar, the traffic lights in the distance look so amiable, and finally he is not alone on the road, and the noise of cars coming and going sounds so moving.
The fat uncle's hands were shaking while holding the steering wheel, but his face was much better than before, full of surprises of escaping death.
He slowly pulled the car to the side and stopped. Everything just now was too exciting, and he needed to calm down.
…
Luo Xi looked behind her, the original Y-shaped road was gone, and it seemed that there was only one road from beginning to end.
Luo Xi silently opened her dark eyes, then raised her eyes to see a figure with a ghastly pale face beside the road.
It was a vague shadow, staring at Luo Xi with red eyes, with unwillingness in his eyes. He seemed to want to pounce, but was stopped by something invisible, so he could only wander not far away.
Xiao Jinlong also opened his dark eyes, looked at the shadow of the human figure and asked: [What is that? 】
Luo Xi: [Probably the Earthbound Spirit. 】
Earthbound spirits are generally created when people are trapped in place due to some special circumstances after death. This kind of dead soul is not the same as ordinary lonely ghosts. They cannot leave the place where they are trapped. They can only linger in the same place day after day and year after year.
In this boring confinement, the reason is gradually lost, leaving only the obsession of wanting to leave.
If the Earthbound Spirit wants to get out and leave, he has to look for a surrogate ghost.
They will find people who will die in their place, let these people die at the same time and in the same way as them, and then the newly dead will replace them and become earthbound spirits, and they can escape from this confinement.
Obviously, the Y-shaped road just now was created by this earthbound spirit. It is a simple way to obscure the eyes, but it can easily kill people.
Ordinary people can't see the road to life. No matter which fork in the road, it is the result of a car crashing and killing people.
Xiao Jinlong felt that this earthbound spirit was a little bit incapable of picking people, and picking Luo Xi would be considered unlucky for him. Earthbound spirits are generally relatively weak. They are not serious ghosts. At best, they are some dead ghosts.
This earthbound spirit finally managed to gather enough strength to create a decent blindfold, but it was broken by Luo Xi.
Look at the angry red eyes, staring at Luo Xi without moving away.
…
The fat uncle slowed down for a long time, and finally recovered.
He would look at Luo Xi now, his eyes were very respectful, and he didn't care about Luo Xi's young age, he respectfully asked: "Master, my son is very addicted to metaphysics, please give me some pointers, he invited a statue to go home, it seems that It's called Shuiguan Great Emperor, is that Shuiguan Great Emperor that you worship every day useful?"
When Luo Xi heard the name of the patriarch, he immediately retracted his gaze, and seriously sold Amway first.
"Of course it's useful. Emperor Dongyin, the third-grade Xieyuan Jie Shui Guan, is one of the three officials, and Taoism regards it as a very high god."
"Ah? It's so powerful."
The fat uncle scratched his head, listening in the fog. "Then what's the point of worship? I go back and give incense to Emperor Shuiguan first? I ask him to bless me not to encounter this kind of thing again?"
Luo Xi was very happy to have added another believer to the patriarch, and patiently said: "The tribute should be fresh, and three sticks of incense in the morning and evening will do. This matter has nothing to do with you today, and the earthbound spirit is probably aimed at me."
"Earth, Earthbound Spirit!?" The fat uncle was horrified.
His ghost stories and ghost movies for so many years are not for nothing, he thought it was a ghost hitting the wall, but he didn't expect it to be a life-threatening thing like an earthbound spirit!
Even if the ghosts hit the wall, even if they are Huo Huo, they usually don't kill people. At the worst, the ghosts hit the wall will disperse at dawn. At most, they will be tired. But the Earthbound Spirit is looking for a dead ghost!
With hindsight, I realized that I had circled around the gate of hell just now, and the fat uncle broke out in a cold sweat.
Luo Xi glanced at the Earthbound Spirit who was still staring at her, paid for the car and prepared to get off.
The fat uncle returned to his senses and shouted: "Alas, it hasn't been delivered to the place yet."
"I'm going down here."
Luo Xi opened the car door, thought for a while, took off her sunglasses and scarf, and grinned at the fat uncle: "Take a photo? Or take a video?"
The fat uncle was attacked by the beauty of the prosperous world, and he thought a little in a trance. Now the magic sticks are so good-looking. Could it be that the profession of magic sticks also depends on their faces
Under Luo Xi's smile, the fat uncle also forgot to ask her why she suddenly wanted to take a group photo and make a video. He obediently took out his mobile phone and took a picture with Luo Xi.
After taking the group photo, Luo Xi reached out and adjusted the mode to the video, turned her head and asked, "What's your son's name?"
Fat Uncle: "Zhang Dapeng."
Luo Xi raised her eyebrows: "Oh, Dapeng spreads his wings, it means a good thing."
The fat uncle raised his chest proudly: "Of course, I turned the dictionary for several days!"
Luo Xi turned her head towards the camera of the phone and smiled slightly: "Zhang Dapeng, your father told you to study hard, don't over-chasing stars, you have to be obedient."
After recording this short paragraph, she returned the phone to the fat uncle, "Take it back and remember to show it to your son."
The fat uncle didn't understand what Luo Xi was doing at all, so he scratched his head and said 'oh' to show his understanding.
Luo Xi got out of the car and waved goodbye to the uncle.
The fat uncle watched her leave, before kicking the accelerator and heading home.
What he encountered tonight was too exciting, he planned to close the car early and go back to pay respects to Emperor Shuiguan.
…
When he got home, he went to his son's room for the first time. Under the shocked eyes of his son, he seriously lit three sticks of incense and worshipped the statue of the water official.
His son waited for him to pray before he said in surprise, "Dad, what the hell are you doing? The sun is coming out in the west. Don't you usually criticize this as a feudal superstition!"
The fat uncle silently admitted his mistake to Shuiguan: "I used to have no eyes, but you old man don't care about a lot. Please bless our family."
It's best to stay away from those ghosts or something, he can't stand this kind of stimulation at his age.
His son didn't understand why his father suddenly changed his attitude, but as long as he didn't object. This Shuiguan Great Emperor is also worshipped by the goddess. As a senior brain fan, Zhang Dapeng said that he must follow in the footsteps of the goddess.
The fat uncle exchanged fresh tributes for Emperor Shuiguan, and then he took time to look at his son and began to share everything he encountered today.
"By the way, you are not interested in the customers I pulled today. Let me tell you, the little girl I pulled today is not an ordinary person. You don't know what happened to me."
Zhang Dapeng glanced at his father, and his mind was crooked.
Encounter what
Is it the kind of care that promotes health care products? His father is not old yet, so he will never fall for this kind of trick.
The fat uncle described the supernatural event he encountered tonight with a beaming expression: "Do you know how critical it was at that time, if you drive a fork in the road, it will be a dead end. At this time, the little girl drew a Zhang Fu and threw it out, That talisman ignited silently, and then the way of life was revealed! Only then did I know that this little girl is an expert!"
Zhang Dapeng looked at his father with a foolish look on his face, interrupting his chatter.
"Dad, what nonsense are you talking about, what's the life and death, and still draw a talisman? You are afraid that you have met a liar! Did she sell you her talisman and ask you to pay for it? Are you fooled? How much did you pay for it? If it is too expensive, be careful my mother smokes you."
It's hitting a ghost again, it's drawing a talisman, and the talisman still ignites spontaneously
The talisman must have been coated with sulfur and phosphorus, and it would burn with a shake in the air.
This kind of routine is a liar in all corners of the world at first sight, and his dad is still tricked. After so many years of approaching science, is this all in vain!
When the fat uncle heard his son's rebuttal, he was unhappy: "How can you talk, how can I lie to you? You didn't say that the little girl's voice was like your goddess, and it took a long time to call him a liar."
Zhang Dapeng sneered: "There are too many people with similar voices in this world, they would be too far away, and the vagueness would not sound real. Now that I think about it, they probably don't look that much like me. My goddess is noble and glamorous, and she is not like a mortal. These little tricks."
The fat uncle snorted coldly, "I think the little girl is much better than your goddess. She is at least someone who has real skills and looks pretty, definitely much prettier than your broken goddess!"
"Impossible!" Zhang Dapeng glared at his father angrily: "My goddess Shengshi beauty is recognized in the world, don't compare with ordinary mortals!"
The fat uncle laughed angrily, "Yo, it's still a prosperous beauty. Come, come, I took a picture, I'll show you what a real prosperous beauty is."
The fat uncle flipped out his phone, slid onto the photo of himself and Luo Xi, and turned the screen over to shine at his son.
"Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, my aesthetics are not crooked! This little girl is the best looking girl I have ever seen!"
"… "
"!!!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
The fat uncle was startled by his son, and his phone was snatched away.
Zhang Dapeng held the phone tightly and stared at the person in the photo.
The fat man next to him ignored it, and his eyes were filled with the smiling girl on the other side.
It's Luo Xi!
It is the beauty of the prosperous age, the deity of the goddess! ! !
Zhang Dapeng stared at the group photo excitedly, screaming in his heart, and his mind was full of licking.
The goddess is indeed a beautiful beauty in a prosperous age. His dad's broken mobile phone has no beauty, no microdermabrasion, and no retouching, yet the pictures are still so beautiful! ! !
He wants to be the goddess's face dog for a lifetime!
The fat uncle frowned and wanted to get his phone back: "Have you seen enough, isn't she prettier than your goddess?"
Zhang Dapeng held the phone and didn't let go, staring at his father, his mood was extremely complicated.
I prayed to Emperor Shuiguan every day and prayed to meet the goddess by chance, but it never came true. As a result, his father, a scumbag, had such good luck to pull the goddess!
What disappointed him the most was that his father got the goddess, but the old man didn't know him!
He clearly felt that the voice was vaguely familiar from the phone, but because his dad was flat, he thought he had heard it wrong, and passed by the goddess alive...
This kind of ups and downs is so fucking stupid!
Zhang Dapeng held back his choking, held his phone and asked, "Just one group photo? No signature or anything?"
The fat uncle was stunned, "Signature?"
He later realized that his son's attitude was too strange, and moved his eyes to the album that was buckled upside down on the table.
He turned the album cover over and stared at the man above.
It was Luo Xi's album. In order to highlight Luo Xi's voice, Gong Xu weakened her beauty. Luo Xi on the album cover has only one profile face, and it looks a little blurry under the interlaced light and shadow.
But at this moment, this side face suddenly met the little girl, and it was exactly the same as when she got off the car and waved goodbye to herself!
What the hell!
The fat uncle stared at the album and muttered to himself, "No way... Now all the stars are part-timers as gods?"
Zhang Dapeng muttered: "What a god, it sounds ugly. My goddess is the heart of Emperor Shuiguan, and Emperor Shuiguan treats her very well. Mo Huan, who was looking for faults before, was tame and docile."
The fat uncle is still in a trance.
Zhang Dapeng stared at the group photo of the goddess and his father, thinking about how to cut his father, and then put himself on it. He sent the group photo to his mobile phone, and swiped his finger a little more to reveal the small video behind.
Seeing the face of the goddess, he poked the video in surprise, and then saw Shengshi Meiyan smiling at him, as if the voice of the gods was calling his name softly.
[Zhang Dapeng, your father told you to study hard, don’t over-chasing stars, you have to be obedient. 】
The 20-year-old boy seemed to have been hit by a critical blow, and his mind was full of these words being played over and over again.
Zhang Dapeng, your father told you to study hard, don't over-chasing stars, you have to be obedient.
Your father told you to study hard, don't over-chasing stars, you have to be obedient.
Don't over-chasing stars, you have to be obedient.
You have to be obedient.
ya~~
With a silly smile on his face, the big boy nodded to the video.
Well, whatever the goddess says is fine.
No problem, he is obedient, starts studying hard from today, and makes progress every day!
Originally I wanted to post the video on the Internet for a while, but I was reluctant to think about it.
Such a soft and well-behaved Luo Xi, shouting her name and smiling to herself, how could she cheapen those wolf-like guys on the Internet
Zhang Dapeng also saved this video into his mobile phone, and the baby created a special folder for collection.
With the encouragement of the goddess, he immediately took out the book and drove his father out.
"You go out quickly, I have to study hard, this semester will definitely not fail!"
After the fat uncle came back to his senses, he saw his rare and hard-working son.
He is still a little unbelievable about everything tonight, and he can't equate the star his son likes with the little girl tonight, but as long as his son is willing to study hard, the result is not bad.
It's not that the highest level of star chasing is for her to become a better person. If his son can be so upbeat, he will not object.
The fat uncle left his son's room contentedly.