Dragon Kingdom, Victoria City.
Mo Xiaoxin, who had just resigned, walked out of the company gate, lit a cigarette comfortably, and then walked slowly towards the subway station.
Since it was off-duty time and it was the peak time of people flow, the subway station was very crowded with people. After swiping the card, Mo Xiaoxin took a lot of effort to squeeze into the subway.
As the subway was running, Mo Xiaoxin looked around, trying to find an open place to stand.
But just as she lifted her foot, an aunt beside her let out a piercing scream.
Seeing that he stepped on someone, Mo Xiaoxin quickly said "I'm sorry".
"Do you have eyes? Are you a pig? You can step on them..."
Facing the persistent, chattering and cursing aunt, Mo Xiaoxin plucked his ears, then turned on the phone screen, and clicked on the "Tom Cat" software.
(Tom Cat is a software that can repeat what you say!)
Five minutes later, when the aunt was about to take a break, Tom Cat on Mo Xiaoxin's software spoke:
"Do you have eyes, you stupid pig..."
This made the aunt very angry, and immediately started cursing again, while Mo Xiaoxin held the armrest and held up the mobile phone, with a calm expression, and didn't even say a word.
Listening to Tom Cat and Big Mom yelling at each other, the passengers around couldn't help laughing.
This scene made Mo Xiaoxin look like an outsider, as if the aunt had quarreled with the mobile phone.
After the subway arrived at the station, Mo Xiaoxin got off the station under the ashen gaze of the aunt, and walked towards the house in a leisurely manner.
With this resignation, there will be no stable source of income in the future, but Mo Xiaoxin is not worried about this issue at all.
Because he is a player in Zhengzhan Online, he can completely support himself by moving bricks in the game.
Thinking of fighting online, Mo Xiaoxin couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
He feels that there are talents everywhere in this game, all of them speak nicely, and he likes it very much.
When he got home, he didn't enter the game room, but started the computer first.
After logging into the forum, a smile appeared on his face.
Glancing at the posts on the forum, he then stared at a debate post that was arguing about whose defense was stronger between knights and zombies.
After reading the host's evaluation and opinions, as well as the opinions of the players who replied below, Mo Xiaoxin immediately typed a paragraph and attached a picture.
[Obviously the knight is stronger than the zombie, because (the dog knight charge picture.jpg), find out (funny)]
As he thought, Gouzi soon heard the news and threatened him to delete the picture.
Mo Xiaoxin calmly lit a cigarette, took a puff, and typed a line.
[Laughing and touching the dog's head (funny)]
Then I quit this post and clicked on the next post to start tasting.
That's right, Mo Xiaoxin is the "Crayon Shinchan" who is known as an epic master in the forum and has offended countless players.
Because he is very good at hiding himself, even though the forum is full of hatred, no one has ever known his identity in the game, so he has been safe so far.
For this, Mo Xiaoxin has to thank his mother. If it weren't for his mother's childhood education, Mo Xiaoxin felt that the ferocity of being chased and killed in the game would never be lower than that of Hu He.
He still clearly remembers that when he was a child, his mother said that he could not drink the water overnight.
Mo Xiaoxin, who has the property of being a barb since he was a child, asked his mother: "Can I drink the water boiled at six o'clock in the morning?"
Damn yes.
He asked again: "Can I drink the water at nine o'clock in the evening at nine o'clock in the morning?"
Damn say no.
At that time, Mo Xiaoxin's savage attributes exploded:
"The same 12 hours of water, the same storage environment, low temperature at night is good for preservation, why can't the latter be drunk?"
This time, Mo Xiaoxin's mother didn't answer. She raised the feather duster and started beating him, praising him for being good at thinking while beating him. As for why he was beating him, it was purely because he was in a bad mood and had no other meaning.
At that moment, Mo Xiaoxin knew that he had to hide his talents and attributes, and he must not expose them, otherwise he would be beaten by the cliff.
However, the online world is unfettered. After coming into contact with this world, he found that he fell in love with it.
Because here he can raise the bar at will, even if the opponent of the bar is furious, it's okay, anyway, he won't crawl out of the screen to beat himself.
After half an hour of hatred, Mo Xiaoxin calmly quit the forum when the players asked for their addresses, came to the game warehouse, and got in sideways.
…
The figure appeared in the game, looking at the purple staff in his hand that he bought with great difficulty, Mo Xiaoxin nodded in satisfaction.
At this time, a series of "Dididi" sounded on the friend list.
After opening it, I found that it was basically friends in the game who invited him to download dungeons or go to sea.
After thinking about it, Mo Xiaoxin replied one by one, kindly rejected their invitation, and then walked towards the beach.
This time, he planned to go to the sea alone to try his luck, see if he could catch a few spirit fish, and then sell them for a good price.
Of course, the biggest reason is that you can browse the forum while fishing.
Through the teleportation array, we came to the beach of Liuli Coast.
Mo Xiaoxin was about to summon his private ghost ship, but suddenly found two people beside him staring at him.
He immediately looked to the side with a smile on his face, and was about to be courteous, but found that the two looked very familiar.
It was Xiaomo and Xiaoyouzi, the couple killers.
"Hello? What's the matter?" Mo Xiaoxin said with a smile on his face.
Although he was a little worried, he didn't think the two in front of him would know that he was Crayon Shin-chan, because he had never revealed anything.
After all, in the game, he is a very friendly mage in the back row in the eyes of his friends in the guild, and he has a very gentle personality, so he is definitely a person who can make friends.
"Do you know Crayon Shin-chan?" Little Yuzu twirled the dagger in her fingertips and smiled slyly.
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin was startled, but then he smiled again and said:
"Is that bullshit? How could I know him? I've been bullied by him, and I hate him."
"Stop pretending, we already know it's you, otherwise why do you think we're here?" Little Grapefruit turned into a shadow and moved forward, appearing behind Mo Xiaoxin.
Hearing this, Mo Xiaoxin was a little confused.
He can be sure that he has never shown any signs in the game except for being unscrupulous in the forum, but how could he be discovered this time.
But after thinking about it carefully, he felt that something was wrong.
He has been on the forum all year round, and naturally he has seen the post of this pair of bounty killers live broadcasting the assassination many times.
According to their style, if the target is determined, it must be a direct shot, never procrastinating. Talking nonsense with him this time must be a fraud.
Thinking of this, Mo Xiaoxin sighed:
"Aren't you mistaken? Although I have Xiaoxin in my name, I'm really not that shameless Crayon Shinchan. If you don't believe me, you can ask friends in our guild, and they will tell you what kind of person I am. people."
Feeling the coldness on his neck, Mo Xiaoxin didn't show any fear at all, but complained in his tone.
At this time, the dagger on the neck was removed.
Mo Xiaoxin turned around and found that Xiaoyouzi was bowing to him very politely:
"Sorry to bother you, we got the wrong person."
MM, you really lied to me. Fortunately, I have been a group of witty people since I was a child!
Seeing this scene, Mo Xiaoxin breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time smiled and said to Xiaomo and Xiaoyouzi:
"It's okay, it's okay, I wish you all find him as soon as possible, and kill him to relieve your anger."
"We will. Although we have no enmity with him, the crowdfunding on the forum has reached 30,000 soul coins. We will kill him!"
When Mo Xiaoxin heard this, his face twitched slightly: "Come on!"