After Qingluan left, Phoenix took out what he had just put away.
It was a small bag of cat food.
A small packet of ugly, unpalatable, cat food!
He stared blankly at this sinful food, and suddenly his fingertips loosened.
The bag of cat food suddenly fell, and before it could land on the ground, it turned into ashes with a "chi" sound, and dissipated directly in the quiet room, leaving no bones.
Phoenix's expression improved.
Strange things like this shouldn't exist in the world at all!
He is not only the last phoenix in the world, but also the one with the least elaborate recipes in the world.
If the ancestors knew that he dared to eat such shoddy things, it is estimated that he would be so angry that he would be reborn and plucked out all his hair!
Phoenix is also very unhappy.
To show that he is not a casual phoenix, he decides to do some revenge.
For example, the time to separate the soul to go to the side of the black-haired human has been reduced by a full-
one tenth!
... But unfortunately, Su Zui didn't notice this at all.
He came out of the kitchen with a small bowl, saw a black figure appearing at the window, and greeted casually, "Come and eat."
The fake cat that just came in through the window was so frightened that his feet slipped and he almost fell and ate shit!
Su Zui coughed lightly: "...not cat food."
The little black cat still stretched out its claws and clawed at the edge of the window, stood with pointed ears and a line of golden eyes. Obviously, it did not relax its vigilance!
After all, there are still many things in this world that are worse than cat food.
For example, canned cat food!
Su Zui: "...It's not canned cat food either."
The day he said that he would feed the little black cat canned cat food every day, he was actually frightening it, and in the end, he fed him that much.
To be honest, he was somewhat dissatisfied with the fact that the other party invaded his life without authorization.
The reason why he behaved indifferently, but the situation is stronger than people.
The reason for deliberately embarrassing the other party and feeding it cat food is to test the bottom line of the fat bird on the one hand, and on the other hand, there is no suspicion of secretly retaliating with illicit goods.
But this fat bird is so easy to bully, it makes him look like a bully.
Su Zui even felt a little bit of guilt for the first time, and made a cat meal according to the online tutorial. Considering that this guy is not a real cat, he also added a little light seasoning and filled a big bowl with a fragrant smell.
He had just dried the rice so it wasn't hot. He originally wanted to put it in the refrigerator to refrigerate it first, but this guy came by coincidence, just in time for the fresh ones.
Su Zui put the bowl of cat rice on the table, "I really don't want to eat it? If you don't eat it, I will feed the stray cats."
Hearing what he said, the little black cat froze for a moment, then leaned over to the table on tiptoe, with a hint of determination on the round cat's face.
Although it was very unpalatable, he didn't want the black-haired humans to feed other creatures!
Its chubby body was pulled into a long strip by itself like magic, its head was sticking to the side of the bowl, and its hind feet were still clawing on the window sill.
It can be said to be very cautious!
Su Zui touched the tip of his nose, and at the same time it was a little strange. He also fed the cat a little last time. Why did he hold such revenge
In the original book, when Suzaku was murderous, he even swallowed the corpse of the beast. That thing didn't even take a bath to wash the hair or pluck it out. The raw bones were directly attached to the meat. The taste was predictable. mouth.
In fact, when the mythical beast clan was prosperous, it was very popular for everyone to swallow it to strengthen its strength. Except for the phoenix that is now dead and buried in the ground, there are few mythical beasts to eat. You have to pick and choose a hundred times first.
This male protagonist's character is also OOC too serious, right
Su Zui once again deeply doubted the accuracy of the system.
After this mission is over, no matter what, let the system do a comprehensive physical examination first!
System 555 that was also dissed while lying down: "..."
It's really a bad thing!
Lifting his little nose and smelling the bowl, the little black cat suddenly froze.
The contents of the bowl not only have no strange taste, but also exude a faint fragrance.
Little black cat: ! ! !
Su Zui looked at the shocked cat face and said lightly, "Eat quickly."
The ingredients for the cat meal were specially bought from the Xuanmen forum. The meat and spiritual plants specially cultivated by the monks were not turbid like human ingredients, but full of spiritual energy.
Although his craftsmanship is average, he can't stand the good ingredients. He tasted it himself before serving, and he couldn't help but want to grab food from the cat.
"Mi~"
The little black cat grunted and ate obediently.
Although such ordinary spiritual food is still detrimental to the style of Phoenix, after being devastated by cat food and canned cat food, it has become very satisfied with such food, and immediately eats it without raising its head, as if afraid that Su Zui will go back on it. Take out something weird like that!
Su Zui didn't care about it after seeing it, he found a Xuanmen classic from the bookshelf, and looked up the information about an ancient talisman.
After reading the book for more than half an hour, he finally raised his head, and out of the corner of his light saw the little black cat who was lying on the corner of the table and fell asleep at some point.
That bowl of cat rice was a lot, and the little black cat's stomach bulged as it ate, and it rose and fell with its breathing, like a hairball that could only breathe.
I don't know how to sleep, but I actually leaned on one of my front paws on the side, my body slumped softly on the table, and the two hairy hind legs stretched out long.
If this posture is made by a beautiful woman, it would be very pleasing to sleep on a reclining bed, but if it is placed on a cat, or a milk cat, it is only funny.
A trace of confusion appeared in Su Zui's eyes.
His attitude towards this fat bird is really not good.
First, he threw it away after using it, and last time he deliberately embarrassed it. If it were him, not to mention beating someone with a sack, he would definitely never want to see him again.
But this bird seems to have been hit by evil, no matter how cold he is, he will not leave.
Su Zui closed the pages of the book, looked back, and calmly shrouded the plain cover of the ancient book.
But in this world, how can there be love and hate for no reason
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"Climb the mountain the day after tomorrow, shall we go together?"
After school, Su Zui was stopped by his roommate Xie Yu.
The 11th long holiday is coming, some students choose to go home, but a large number of students choose to stay in school for various reasons.
It's no fun to stay at school during the holidays, so their class organized a mountain-climbing autumn outing.
Although Xie Yu is a member of Xuanmen, he has a lively and cheerful personality and has a very good relationship with ordinary classmates. Now he is the deputy monitor of Su Zui's class.
At this time, the deputy squad leader was enthusiastically lobbying Su Zui to actively participate in group activities.
"Everyone is going, you can go play along, just go for half a day, don't delay going back to school in the evening, and exercise by the way."
Su Zui put away the book and was not moved at all.
He was about to refuse when he heard Xie Yu say, "It's Zangqiu Mountain. It's in Yucheng Park, and you can get there directly by subway."
Yucheng Park
Catching this key word, the words of refusal poured into his throat, and Su Zui swallowed it again.
He nodded and changed the conversation: "Okay, I'll go."
There is an antique street in Yucheng Park, and there are several Xuanmen shops. According to the evaluation of the heavenly masters on the forum, the quality is very good, and it is the best thing that can be bought in the imperial capital.
His yellow paper, cinnabar and other materials are running out, and he wants to buy some back.
Those stores don’t deliver express delivery, so they have to go there sooner or later, and it’s okay to climb a mountain on the way.
Su Zui said, "However, I won't be with the team when I come back."
Xie Yu didn't expect him to agree so easily. After all, Su Zui's character is too cold. Although the two sleep together, they sometimes don't say a word at the end of the day.
He was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Yes, just go there together. It is estimated that it will be two or three o'clock in the afternoon when it is over. You can go shopping casually."
Xie Yu happily instructed him: "Remember to come to the school gate to gather at eight o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow!"
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At nine o'clock the next morning, the subway stopped at the Zangqiu Mountain Scenic Spot Station.
Su Zui and a group of classmates filed out of the car and went to the scenic spot to buy tickets to enter.
Cangqiu Mountain is not a very high mountain, it is only less than one thousand meters, and if you are physically fit, you can easily climb back and forth in three or four hours.
However, students generally have poor physical fitness, and for them, such a mountain is not enough.
"Wow, the air here is so good! The scenery is also beautiful, and the student ticket is only 20, so it's worth it!"
"As soon as I get here, my body instantly relaxes."
"Hahaha I hope you can climb halfway as easily as you are now!"
The students chatted and discussed the beautiful environment and fresh air of Tibetan hills.
Su Zui also took a few more glances. Ordinary people can only feel that the air here is particularly good, but as soon as he approached here, he found that the spiritual energy on this mountain is particularly strong, even more than the forest where he went to find the spirit beasts. Full-bodied.
Su Zui frowned.
Strange, when he sensed the spiritual energy of the imperial capital before, he didn't seem to sense it here
"Follow up, follow up!"
Before Su Zui could think about it, the classmates began to climb the mountain with great interest, one by one running as fast as monkeys.
Su Zui had no choice but to follow.
When passing by Xie Yu, he heard the other side mutter something in a low voice: "Strange, why hasn't anyone heard about the new blessed land here? There's no wind at all..."
Su Zui's brows furrowed even tighter. Xie Yu was a member of the Xuanmen aristocratic family in the imperial capital. Even he didn't know anything about the spiritual energy here. Isn't it a little weird
When Xie Yu saw him, he greeted him very helpfully: "Su Zui, I'll help you get a bag for a while!"
His roommate looked so skinny, he always felt that the other party would fall down halfway.
Su Zui glanced at several pink and tender bags belonging to female classmates on his shoulders: "...No, I'm not tired."
Xie Yu said: "Then call me when you're tired. Don't worry, I'm naturally strong."
The way their Xie family took is the body-refining sect. I dare not say anything else. Their physical strength is definitely two or three times that of normal people!
Su Zui nodded and showed a faint smile: "Okay, thank you."
He tugged at the bag on his back and was about to move forward when he suddenly felt that the weight in the bag was a bit wrong.
Su Zui's expression froze for a while, and he felt bad, and slowly opened the zipper of his backpack.
Sure enough, among a few bottles of water and some simple food, a half-sized black cat appeared at some point, with gilded eyes half-opened, a little lazy, as if he had just woken up.
He even yawned at Su Zui, very arrogant!
Su Zui: "..."
Su Zui: ? ?
what happened! He clearly said hello in advance, and even left cat food for the fake cat at home!
Why do you touch porcelain without authorization!
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