On the way back to the dormitory, the two randomly stuffed some rice with rice and snorted two bowls of porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat at the roadside morning stall, and then asked the boss to order a takeaway, added two tea eggs, and a small bag of pickles. He walked towards the girls' dormitory.
The auntie of the dormitory office was very energetic, and she couldn't tell that she had practiced Tai Chi in the middle of the night. She watched the two people look up and down, and muttered, "This is a dormitory for girls. Boys can't go in. What are you doing?"
Old Wang rolled his eyes and said, "My girlfriend lives in and is seriously ill. I am not in good health. Didn't I bring her breakfast? If there is no one to take care of it, can you be responsible for something?"
The auntie of the Suguan Office was really afraid of this kind of stubborn overlord, and muttered in the spirit of doing more than doing less: "Just let in for five minutes, and come out after delivery."
Zi Yang said: "Okay, you know, don't worry, you pinch the stopwatch, we don't come out when the time is up, you go to 401 to get us out!"
After passing 401, Lao Wang put his ear on the door and listened, and said happily: "I'm grass, there are really dog men and women in it, Lao Li, can you also count?"
Zi Yang pretended to be high-minded and said: "I saw it when I was fucking last night-which girl have you ever seen a man hanging on the balcony of a female dormitory with a wet girl?"
Lao Wang gave a thumbs up: "I'm so observant! Just in the environment last night, you still have the mood to look at others!"
When he arrived at door 503, Lao Wang knocked on the door quietly twice, and said tremblingly, "Is anyone inside?"
After a long time, a weak voice said, "Who is it?"
Lao Wang catted his waist at the door and said, "My."
"Who are you?"
"Yes, yes, me..."
Sure enough, love lowered IQ, and 503, who had recovered his normal attitude, became Pharaoh’s goddess. Zi Yang couldn’t bear watching Pharaoh’s stupid appearance, and raised his voice and said, “Pharaoh, Wang Niufen!”
A voice from the door came over, "Wang Niufen? Who is Wang Niufen?"
As soon as I opened the door, I saw the old Wang who nodded and bowed, "It turned out to be Wang Jianchun (Old Wang really changed his name again), you, why are you here?"
Lao Wang and Zi Yang carefully observed the color and found that 503 was no different from ordinary people except for his pale face, dry lips, messy hair, and weak expression.
"I heard that you are sick, and I bought you breakfast specially to see you. The next one, yes, is my old buddy. He came to see me and brought you some souvenirs." The old Wang said with his eyes. Pointing to Zi Yang, Zi Yang panicked, wondering where I am going to make you souvenirs in the early morning, and if I can think about it. After looking at the thing in his hand, does the tea egg count
Seeing the girl's suspicious eyes, Zi Yang rubbed his hands and said, "What? I forgot to stay in the dormitory. I'll bring it to you later."
The girl was magnanimous and did not ask what the emptiness gift from thousands of miles away was. Since she is so kind, she is not embarrassed to turn the door out, and said inwardly: "Then, then come first. "
Entering the dormitory, the old man said, "This is breakfast for you, it's warm."
The girl said that she has no appetite, so let's put it on the table first.
"By the way, how do you know I'm sick?"
Old Wang was anxious and stammered again, "This, this, me, I..."
Zi Yang hurriedly said, "Auntie Suguan Office said, she sees you out at 8:30 every day. I haven’t seen you after so long today. I guess you are ill. I was able to grasp the girl's biological clock).” While speaking, I took a sneak peek at the wall clock, and it was obviously just after 9 o'clock. This auntie at the office of the management office had a stronger ability to predict the prophet, and she couldn't help but shift her body, blocking the girl's sight.
503 looked wilted now, and didn't care about this logically chaotic reasoning either. Sitting on the bedside leaning against the bedside railing, he said, "Thank you for being so enthusiastic. I feel sore all over, I seem to have a bad cold, and I just ate two big green leaves. The stomach is always acidic and watery, and I feel nauseous and nauseous. , I don’t know if it was food poisoning, and I took two more norfloxacin capsules..."
Sure enough, he is a high-achieving student in the medical school, which can't help but analyze his condition. Listening to the girl's self-diagnosis there, Zi Yang was bored and looked around, and found that although the girl was unwell, she had obviously made the bed when she got up just now. The mess in the dormitory was quite different from the mess she saw last night. It seems that she is usually a woman with a delicate life-on the other hand, being able to notice these little details in her life indicates that the girl has returned to normal.
The old Wang stood there respectfully staring at the girl’s face. Fortunately, he now only pays attention to the beauty of the goddess. He has forgotten his mouth for a while. Otherwise, he doesn’t know what to do when he is bald again. Round field.
The girl suddenly remembered something, and looked at Lao Wang suspiciously: "Hey, I remembered you. Are you the Lao Wang who went to the anatomy class together? I heard Teacher Li call you that."
Lao Wang said awkwardly: "Ahem, it's Wang Jianchun, not the bastard..."
The girl suddenly exclaimed softly: "Oh, I am late for work, and I have to go to the company to make a report today."
Speaking of struggling to get up, Lao Wang hurriedly moved away from the air, with both palms pressing down again and again: "Don't move, don't move, you are so bad now, so don't go to work, make a call and ask for leave, keep it. Qingshan has no worries about having no firewood to burn..."
The girl slammed the old Wang away, she softened and sat back **: "Yes, it can only be done like this. I'm so sleepy now, I want to sleep a little longer..."
Reluctantly lifted his eyelids and looked at the two of Zi Yang. It seemed that the eviction order was issued. Pharaoh walked backwards while carefully asking: "Well, we're going back now. Are you okay?"
The girl drooped her eyelids and leaned on the quilt and said: "I'm okay, are you okay?"
"It's okay," Old Wang pouted his butt and nodded and bowed, stepping back to the door step by step, closing the door carefully, and then straightened up. Zi Yang complained, "Your kid doesn't speak through your brain. Do you know what you said just now? If it wasn't for me to help you round the field, I would show you the stuff!"
Lao Wang didn't hear what he said at all, and said with a satisfied expression on his face: "Zi Yang, have you noticed? The goddess's ailing appearance, don't have a flavor..."
Zi Yang said, "You, you, you can only use the lower body to think."
When the two of them passed the 4th floor, they saw Aunt Suguan Office desperately shooting the door of 401, shouting: "401, 401, come out for me, I know you are inside, I have heard it, open the door now , Open the door, what do two men and one woman look like..."
Zi Yang and Lao Wang covered their mouths and snickered, and ran down the aisle on the other side of the stairs.
Back in the dormitory, Zi Yang came up sleepy, and Zi Yang fell asleep again until he was awakened from heat at noon. Watching Lao Wang snoring loudly on the mat. I couldn't help shaking his head, washing his face and brushing his teeth at the sink, and when he turned his head to see Lao Wang turned over and sat on his face, with a fancy mat print on one side, he slapped a mouthful of Harazi with his hands and said: "Are you up? Mother, this sleep? Sleeping, woke me up hungry, so what? Give two packs of instant noodles to eat."
The two of them ate the instant noodles in a frantic manner. Lao Wang drew a cigarette and leaned on the window sill to swallow the girl's building. Zi Yang leaned against the wall thinking about his thoughts. The weather was too hot, and there was noisy noise outside, and hot air was blowing out of the fan. The two were naked and sweaty.
Suddenly Old Wang said, "Hey, that little brother really came."
Zi Yang stretched his head from the window sill and looked down. A lone figure slowly walked in the hot sun, wearing a dark gray pullover, a pair of gray-black jeans, and a pair of black Nike running shoes on his feet.
Lao Wang wondered, "In such a hot day, this person is still wearing his head, and he is not too hot. There is a problem with his brain!"
The man walked downstairs, raised his head, a clear face under the pullover, nodded towards Lao Wang and Zi Yang.
Zi Yang and Lao Wang hurriedly ran into the dormitory, put on short sleeves, put on pants, and trot down with sweat. The man in gray nodded again and said, "Let's go, I'll invite you to dinner."
After that, he turned around and left, without the consent of the two.
When they heard that they had food to eat, Lao Wang and Zi Yang were not polite. The two packs of noodles were only enough for two of them to stuff their teeth. It was when they were growing up, they always felt that they could not get enough to eat.
The two followed the grey-clothed man more than ten meters away and walked unhurriedly. Zi Yang looked at his back from behind. Judging from his figure, this man was a little shorter than himself, about one meter and seven meters tall, and about the same height as Lao Wang, except that his body was only half the width of Lao Wang. He kept walking with his head down, his hands in his pockets, not hurriedly or slowly, and seemed to be two people with the same posture that was like a rabbit last night.
Suddenly Lao Wang touched Zi Yang's arm and said in a low voice, "Have you noticed that this man walks very strangely."