The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back

Chapter 82

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After Yun Jinshu sent Kidney Dou to kindergarten, he rode his bicycle to work.

The guy first walked into the gate with his schoolbag on his back, then ran out after his father had gone away, lay down at the kindergarten gate and looked around. When he spotted Han Jiang, he ran a few times and jumped on him happily.

"Uncle Charizard!"

The guy rushed forward like a meat ball, softly plunged into Han Jiang's arms, and rubbed it with great enthusiasm. The corners of Han Jiang's mouth kept turning up, up, and up again.

She reached out to pick him up and put him on her shoulders, her heart heaving up and down a few times, as if she felt the wonder of blood connection more deeply the moment she was next to this child.

"Douzi, did you miss me?"

Kiddou shook his head vigorously and grabbed a bunch of Han Jiang's hair, "Douzi, I want it so much, but uncle doesn't come to see me. Where have you been, uncle, for so long?"

"Well... uncle is going to find a way to resolve some of the troubles he has with your father."

"Is the trouble solved now? Why don't you want dad to see it?" The guy seemed to understand, tilting his head and asked.

Han Jiang smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Not yet, so uncle can't see your father, otherwise he will be unhappy."

Kidney Bean felt that this question was too complicated, beyond the scope of which one tastes better, meat-stuffed buns or ham sausages, so he could only vaguely understand it.

"Then uncle, please work hard to make dad happy."

Han Jiang smiled and nodded, raising his hand to scratch Kidney Bean's nose. At this time, the school bell rang, and the kindergarten teacher came out of the classroom and saw the guy in Han Jiang's arms at a glance.

This teacher was the same one she met in the hospital last time. She recognized Han Jiang and said hello with a smile, "Hello, Mr. Han, I was looking for kidney beans everywhere. I didn't expect him to run out again after seeing you." ah."

Han Jiang greeted politely, put Kidney down and rubbed his head, "Douzi, it's getting late, follow the teacher to class."

Kidney Bean was very afraid that Han Jiang would disappear for a long time after leaving like this, so she came over pitifully, stretched out her hand to grab his trousers, and raised her head, "Uncle, I will make dad happy, can you please don't leave?"

Of course Han Jiang couldn't bear to let him go, but if Yun Jinshu knew that he didn't let Kiddou go to class and abducted him without permission, wouldn't it be harder to explain clearly

"Be good, Douzi. I won't leave. Uncle promises you that you will see me again after class at noon, okay?"

Kidney Bean shook his head vigorously and hugged his legs and refused to let go, "No, your words never count. You had to accompany Douzi last time, but you ended up running away! You are not allowed to leave, I will take you there." Meet dad."

This was difficult for Han Jiang, but the teacher next to him covered his mouth and laughed, "Why don't you, Mr. Han, come along? Anyway, this morning is a parent-child activity class, and many of my friends' parents are here, including Kidney Bean's father. Because you are a teacher, you can’t just ask for leave, so you can just take my place, isn’t it nice?”

Han Jiang's heart skipped a beat after hearing this, "Can I really go in?"

The female teacher nodded, "Of course, in every parent-child activity class, Kidney Bean is alone. If you can follow him this time, he will definitely be happy."

Kidney Bean's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he jumped up and down excitedly, "That's right, Bean almost forgot about it. Uncle, please come to class with me. Dad likes children best!"

Han Jiang couldn't help but laugh out loud. Unexpectedly, despite his age, Kidney Bean was very capable of capturing people's thoughts. He hit his vital point with just one sentence, and now everyone knows how to use Yun Jinshu to bargain.

Finally, he turned off his mobile phone, put aside the messy things in S City, and walked into the kindergarten holding Kidney's hand.

No matter what big things he does, they are not as important as accompanying Jinshu and his son.

The so-called parent-child activity class is actually about parents taking their children to play "two people and three legs".

The friends in the class were divided into two groups. Each parent took their children to form a team. Teams competed with each other. Whoever won would add one point to their group. Whichever group won in the end would be rewarded with apples and apples. One red flower, and the losing group will also get a lollipop as a consolation prize.

This kind of competition requires a high degree of cooperation between parents and children. Many friends have practiced with their parents many times at home a day in advance, so they are full of confidence as soon as they take the field and are gearing up to compete.

Seeing that the score between the two groups was tied at 9:9, Kidney Bean, who was the last one to appear, stood aside and felt uneasy. He twisted the corners of his clothes with his hands and looked worried with his bulging face.

Han Jiang was amused by his son's serious expression and rubbed his hair, "What's wrong? His face is almost as wrinkled as the old man's. Don't worry because your uncle is here."

Kidney Bean still felt a little worried with a shy face, "But my uncle has never practiced with me. What if we fall down later? Not only will we be embarrassed, but we will also lose the game."

Han Jiang raised his eyebrows, bent his eyes and knelt down to look at him, "Douzi, how about this? Let's make a bet. If uncle helps you screw up the game, uncle will treat you to a meal, fried chicken legs and steamed buns. You can eat whatever you want, and if uncle wins, I’ll treat you to dinner too, but how about you change your name to uncle?”

"Change your name? If you don't call me uncle, what would you call me?" Kiddou tilted his head and rubbed his chin with his fingers, looking confused.

"Okay, let's call him daddy." Han Jiang smiled openly, with a sense of joy in fooling his son.

"But Douzi has a father. There can only be one father, and Dad and Douzi can't tell which father it is."

Han Jiang was so confused by his son's "dad" talk that he detoured for a long time without getting out of the way, so he simply continued to be tempting, "You called me dad without telling Jin Shu. He doesn't know anyway. You can change your words when you get in front of him." Ah, idiot."

Kidney Bean shook his head very firmly, puffed up his face, clenched his fists, and said, "Excuse me!"

"Douzi has a father, and Douzi wants a mother." Kiddou raised his head, revealing his round and big eyes that looked like Yun Jinshu, and looked at Han Jiang with watery eyes, "Uncle, I wanted to call you a long time ago. Your mother wants you, but your father won’t let you go, but since you’ve already brought it up, it’s useless for my father to object! Mom, you must help me win the game!”

Han Jiang had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat. He couldn't breathe for a long time. He stroked his forehead feebly. Why did he feel that he was being cheated by his own son for going around and around!

I am really your father! biological!

"Attention friends and parents who are the tenth to appear. Please tie the ropes on your legs, put on your kneepads and helmets, and get in your positions. The game is about to start."

The announcement of the competition came from the loudspeaker in the playground. Kidney Bean said "Wow" and ignored Han Jiang's completely unconvincing resistance. He hurriedly put on his kneepads, picked up an adult helmet next to him and buckled it on Han Jiang's head. Jiang raised his head and clenched his fists, "Mom, we have to work hard! Fitting for the meat buns and chicken thighs!"

Han Jiang: "..."

Finally the game started. Other friends in the same group were jumping and cheering with garlands. The atmosphere was very lively. The ones competing with Kidney Bean were the three pillars and his father. The guy turned around and looked at Kidney Bean. He was very proud. , "Douzi, just wait and admit defeat. Remember the bet we made just now. If you lose, you have to let me kiss you!"

Han Jiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing this, but Kidney Bean looked at him very seriously and said, "It's a joke, we are in a very serious competition!"

"Three pillars, don't be too proud. My mother can even fight a fire-breathing dragon so she's not afraid of you. We'll fly over in a blink of an eye. If you lose, you have to let me kiss you back."

God... No matter how you look at this deal, your son will suffer the most, right

Han Jiang was speechless and didn't know how to express his opinion. Seeing his son's fair and tender face, he felt deeply worried. How could it be that someone was thinking about him like this? !

Just when the two guys were playing tricks, the whistle suddenly blew. At the moment of starting, Kidney Pouted at the three pillars next to him and made a kissing gesture. The three pillars immediately felt dizzy and stepped forward. If you make a wrong move, you'll almost fall face down and suffer a lot.

Han Jiang was completely stunned, but Kidney Bean yelled, grabbed Han Jiang's clothes and shouted, "Mom, run!"

There is no doubt about the result. The father and son Han Jiang and Kidou won with an absolutely overwhelming advantage. The team won the welfare benefits of Big Apple and Red Flower at 10:9.

After class, the two best friends Er Sha and Niu Niu and the three pillars who were "stunned" gathered around Han Jiang and kept looking at him, shouting that this uncle is so handsome.

Kidney Bean, who was wearing a red flower and holding a big apple, looked particularly proud, "That's right, my mother is second only to my father. Of course she is very handsome."

Han Jiang had thoroughly experienced his son's weirdness this morning, and now he was not surprised to see him playing tricks. He smiled and patted his butt, "You bastard, you really follow your father's words, you are glib and talk nonsense."

The three pillars next to him looked puzzled and held their fingers in their mouths, "But shouldn't all mothers be female? Why is your mother a male?"

Kidney Bean couldn't figure out why, but at this moment the righteous Niuniu jumped out, "I know! It must be that Kidney Bean's mother and father are not in good terms!"

Does this have anything to do with whether he is a boy or a girl? Han Jiang was ashamed.

When Kidney heard this, she curled her lips unhappily, and tears came again like a faucet, spinning in her eyes.

When Er Sha saw this, he immediately hit Niu Niu and San Zhu, "You two fools, don't come out even if you tell the truth!"

"..." Han Jiang looked at the sky and rubbed his sore forehead.

Kiddou seemed to be serious. Recalling Han Jiang's words to him before and Yun Jinshu's attitude of never mentioning Han Jiang in front of him, he further confirmed that his partners were good and that his father and mother were indeed not on good terms.

"Then...then Zhuangmo has a good relationship? QAQ"

Er Sha was the first to raise his hand this time, "I know, I know. Do you remember the couple's shirts that Niuniu and I passed on last time? Buy one for mom and dad, and they will look better after wearing it."

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Kidney Bean nodded hard and understood.

When he got up in the morning, his father wouldn't let him mention the words "couple shirt". It turned out that he was afraid of being aroused. Thinking of his mother who had been away for a long time, no wonder he was so angry that he took away his meat buns.

After that, the four friends gathered in a group and started discussing. Han Jiang had no choice but to sit on the table and wait. He took out a box from his pocket, looked at it, and stuffed it into his pocket carefully. inside.

After school was finally over, Han Jiang took Kidney Dou out for dinner as promised. There was nothing very delicious in the county. Even if he wanted to buy his son something that his friends liked to eat, there was no KX. He could only find it in the most prosperous place in the county. Had a meal at a restaurant.

But the strange thing is that Kidney Bean, a foodie, did not ignore the chicken thighs like before. Instead, he ate absentmindedly, as if he was thinking about something.

Han Jiang thought his son was tired and didn't pay much attention. After the two of them had eaten, he held his son's hand and walked back. When passing by a shopping mall, Kidney beans suddenly stopped and refused to leave.

"What's wrong? Do you want to buy something?"

Kidney shook his head, remembering that the last time his father brought him the "QIN (ZI) shirt" he bought in this mall.

"Mom, let me take you away and let's go buy some good things."

Han Jiang didn't know why he was pulled in by Kidney Dou. The guy found the shop with familiarity and pointed at a large-size T-shirt with a yellow duck printed on it, "Mom, this is the one, this is the one. You Buy it quickly, daddy will like you after wearing it."

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't help laughing. He really didn't expect that his son would take Er Siguao's words seriously, but when he thought about how hard he worked to reconcile himself and Yun Jinshu, he still couldn't help feeling soft in his heart. A piece of dough that has risen.

Originally, the innocent words from a child's mouth were not accurate. As an adult, Han Jiang shouldn't have cared about it, but he couldn't help the kidney beans rubbing him hard, and he couldn't resist the thoughts that were getting closer and closer to Yun Jinshu in his mind. Yire actually bought that extremely cool T-shirt and put it on.

The father and son went to the kindergarten wearing exactly the same clothes. In the afternoon, Han Jiang sat at the entrance of the kindergarten, handling business on his mobile phone while waiting for Kidney to get out of school. In the end, he forgot that Yun Jinshu would come after work in the evening. There is such a thing as picking up kidney beans in kindergarten.

At half past five in the afternoon, the kindergarten finally ended. Kidney ran out with her schoolbag on her back, threw herself into Han Jiang's arms and called her mother several times. At this time, Yun Jinshu had already come far away on a bicycle. At this moment, Han Jiang avoided Inevitably, the two people's eyes suddenly collided.

Yun Jinshu's eyelashes trembled uncontrollably, and Han Jiang's palms became nervous and sweaty.

As the sun set, the three of them stood at the entrance of the kindergarten wearing exactly the same clothes. They looked very sweet, as if they could stay like this for a lifetime.

The author has something to say: Today’s second update

It’s rare to write such a joyful chapter. I’m old and I like family happiness the most. 嘤嘤嘤嘤QAQ

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