"Huh? Now?" A panic flashed in Peter Mart's blue eyes. He is a strong man, although he is very eager to pick up girls, but when he really wants to go to battle in person, he is very worried in his heart.
Luo Ye saw the cowardice in his heart, "Yes, it's now."
"But I still have a lot of work to do," Peter Mart licked his lips nervously, "or tomorrow—"
"Do you want to work or work?" Luo Ye found a seat and sat down.
"Do, do..." The word is too vulgar, even Peter Mart, a foreigner who develops, is a little embarrassed to open his mouth. He stares at the powder in front of him to hide the blush on his face.
"That's right." Luo Ye obviously understood, "Go find me a piece of clothing, and I'll take you to pick up girls."
"But..." Peter Mart made another excuse. "Victoria asked me to look at you and didn't allow us to get out of here for half a step."
Victoria-Luo Ye almost forgot. "Where is she?"
"Go to the embassy." Peter Ma said hurriedly: "She stayed by your bed for a long time, holding your hand and tears could not stop—"
"Who? Victoria?" Luo Ye asked in astonishment.
"Yes." Peter Mart replied, "Otherwise, who else can there be?"
Luo Ye smiled and sighed, "I would rather believe that the tiger bears tears than Victoria would cry at me." Victoria is a tough woman, and tears are not her specialty.
Peter Ma said, "I have a video—oh," he stared at the powder in front of him. He sighed annoyed, "I was shot to pieces by you."
Luo Ye didn't care about this. He asked Peter Mart: "You continue to say, how did she go afterwards?"
"Later she answered the call from the CIA. Then she hurried away with the tiger bear." Peter Mart said.
"Do you know what she is doing at the embassy?" Luo Ye asked.
"The CIA asked her to explain why helicopters were used in extreme weather." Peter Mart said.
Luo Ye frowned, "She is the person in charge of the Asia-Pacific region, doesn't she even have the right to mobilize helicopters?"
Peter Ma sighed slightly, "The CIA is now full of factions. If someone says yes, someone will definitely oppose it. Although the mobilization of the helicopter is a trivial matter, the opposition will not let go of this opportunity to embarrass her. I guess the dominatrix is the same. Go for a cutscene. Arguing and quarreling, in the end no one can do anything."
"It seems that Victoria is really gone," Luo Ye said with a smile: "Otherwise, how dare you call her a dominatrix? From my point of view, you are a coward. You only dare to shout but you dare not do it. call."
Peter Ma blushed, "I dared to call her a dominatrix in front of her—"
Luo Ye's smile suddenly froze on his face and looked at the door, "Xiao, Xiaowei. You are back—"
Peter Ma lay on the ground in shock, "Sister Wei, please spare your life!"
Luo Ye laughed loudly, "Get up, I am teasing you."
Peter Mart turned his head tremblingly. Seeing that the door was empty, he held down the beating heart. He breathed a long sigh of relief, "I almost got scared to pee. Oops. Nothing, Brother Luo, I'm afraid I can't learn to pick up girls with you today, I have a heart attack."
Luo Ye gave him a white look, "You are really a typical guilty heart. I ask you, what did you do with the thing between your legs other than peeing?"
"I..." Mar Peter lowered his head.
"A man's thing can't be left unused all the time. In that case, it will shrink and shrink, until one day, if you want to pee, you can't find it-just like your confidence." Luo Ye stood up. Come, walk to your room, "If you want to learn to pick up girls, find me a clean dress."
Not surprisingly to Luo Ye, he walked into the room with his front foot, and Peter followed with his back foot.
"Brother Luo," Ma Peter smiled and handed the clothes to Luo Ye, "You tell me, where shall we go to soak?"
"It's here." Luo Ye took the clothes and put a set on him indiscriminately.
"This?" Peter Ma asked in astonishment: "I did not understand it wrong, did I? Women's Hall?"
"Yes." Luo Ye said with a relaxed look: "What's wrong with picking up girls here."
"But in case mother...Victoria knows, we'll be dead!" Mar Peter's long face drooped in frustration.
"No," Luo Ye smiled, "To be precise, you are dead. As long as I pretend to be sick, Xiaowei won't be cruel to me. I guess she will still I feel guilty for my torture."
"Brother Luo, you are so shameless!" Peter Mart exclaimed.
Luo Ye laughed and gnashing his teeth, Peter Ma raised his eyebrows, "Want to learn?"
"...Think." Peter Mart swallowed.
"Then listen to me, I will teach you the most basic way of picking up girls." Luo Ye said.
"Brother Luo, would you deliberately punish me?" Peter Ma asked uneasy.
"Is Brother Luo the kind of person who will avenge revenge?" Luo Ye asked with a serious face.
Peter Mart thought for a while, "Okay, I'm going for it."
Luo Ye smiled with satisfaction, "That's good, picking up girls, you just have to get up."
Peter Ma nodded solemnly. "Brother Luo, I have already figured it out, I can afford it."
"Not only must we be able to survive, but we must also dare to be the truest self and express the truest thoughts." Luo Ye taught.
Peter Ma replied solemnly: "Don't worry, Brother Luo, I will be the truest self."
"Very well, then you tell me," Luo Ye asked: "What is the point of your picking up girls?"
This question stunned Peter Mart. "The significance of picking up girls?" He suspected that Luo Ye was just joking with him.
"Yes, why do you want to pick a girl?" Luo Ye asked with a serious face, arms folded.
"I think—" Peter Mart's fingers were twisted together nervously, "I think it's very cool to pick up girls."
Luo Ye nodded, but his expression was still dissatisfied. "What you said is correct, but it is only a superficial phenomenon. It is actually stupid to pick up girls in order to gain the recognition and appreciation of others. It is absolutely impossible to reach the highest level of picking up girls."
Peter Ma hesitated and said tentatively: "Is it to free his hands?" Luo Ye asked him just now if he wanted to work or to be a man. He had no reason not to choose to be a man-of course, not himself.
Luo Ye had a good time. "Your kid usually uses two hands?"
Peter Ma blushed and hurriedly explained: "No, no, I hold the phone in one hand and the other..."
"Okay," Luo Ye waved his hand, "I'm not interested in listening to the story between you and Wuzhishan. Although you have already said very truthfully, it is not the real meaning of picking up girls."
Peter Mart thought for a long time, but still didn't have a clue. "Brother Luo. Isn't picking up girls just picking up girls? Show off in front of girls, and then take what you need, where is the real meaning?"
Luo Ye smiled, "Do you know about how many women there are in the world?"
"I have really studied this." Peter Ma said triumphantly: "There are about 7 billion people in the world, and at least 3 billion are women."
"Do you know how many of these 3 billion are suitable for dating?" Luo Ye immediately raised another question.
Peter Ma pondered, "Take out the elderly, remove the children, and remove the married. If you remove some unsightly, maybe... there will be 500 million, right? I haven't counted it specifically, but if my mobile phone is not called by you If it becomes powder, I will calculate a more accurate figure..."
"Very good." Luo Ye continued to ask, "Do you know how many bitches are there among these 500 million women?"
Peter Ma opened his mouth in surprise. "Bitch?"
"Yeah. You don't naively think that all women are good people, do you?" Luo Ye said, "Your data can tell you how many women there are in this world, but it can never tell you how many bitches there are. These bitches. Often pretends to look like a good girl. Mixed with 500 million women like fish eyes, cheating away the love of good boys and taking away the happiness of good girls. When they are tired, they look for other opportunities. This is a bitch. ."
"But what does this have to do with picking up girls?" Peter Mart asked puzzledly.
"It's very simple." Luo Ye explained: "Choosing girls is actually trying to get the best. You have to understand that there are many good women in this world, but there is actually only one person who really suits you—well, maybe two, maybe three, anyway. It’s a very small number, and you encounter more who pretend to be suitable bitches. You have to distinguish who is the good girl who is worth all of your sacrifices and who is the bitch who hurts you."
"Then what kind of woman is a bitch?" Peter Mart asked, "Clearly dressed? Do you smoke and drink and swear?"
"If you have such a girl, you must introduce it to me—" Luo Ye laughed, "No, these girls you are talking about are just girls who are not suitable for you. Girls who are not suitable for you are not bitches. Moreover, bitches are not a kind of bitch. Behavior is a state of mind. There is no love in a bitch's heart, only vanity. They just want to give very little, but want to get everything. They think that a man treats her well, but when they betray a man, they repeatedly claim that they can't feel it. Love it.
They hide among the good girls, steal the sweet treatment that should belong to the innocent girl, and deceive the infatuated boy's true love. To avoid being hurt by a bitch, you have to hide your feelings and keep your eyes open, and this process is picking up girls. The meaning of picking up a girl is not to show off or drive away loneliness, but to find true love, to find the girl who really belongs to you among thousands of bitches. She will give everything for you, and will never change her heart. "
Peter Mart nodded, "I always thought that picking up girls is a very evil thing. It turns out to be a compulsory course for every man to mature-but what if I find a good girl since I come up? Do I still need to learn to pick up girls? ?"
"To pick up a girl is to find true love. If you have found it and continue to pick up a girl, then you are a bastard." Luo Ye said with a smile: "While smart men avoid bitches, smart women are also avoiding bastards. ."
Peter Ma became bold, "Brother Luo, are you a bastard?"
Luo Ye glared at him, "Want to die?"
Peter Ma took two steps back quickly, "No no, Brother Luo, I just want to be someone like you—"
"Don't dream, you will never be me." Luo Ye turned around, "Let's go, go to the third floor, and start picking up girls.". . )