"Come on, eat this shit-like butter bread for Brother." Luo Ye said with a smile.
Shit? !
Peter Ma looked at the bread on Luo Ye's dinner plate, his stomach licked. "Brother Luo, I just ate a piece..."
"I think you eat so fast, you must like to eat this kind of thing. Let's eat this one too." Luo Ye said involuntarily, putting the butter bread on Mar Peter's plate.
"I've been eating since I was a kid..." Mar Peter stared at the butter spread on the bread, with an urge to vomit.
As a foreigner, Peter Mart certainly does not reject bread, and in order to learn to pick up girls, he is also willing to "go through fire and water" for Luo Ye, but Luo Ye's words just now completely destroyed his buns who ate butter and bread—he Suddenly I felt that I had lived for more than 20 years, but I had eaten it for more than 20 years...that thing.
"You're welcome," Luo Ye pushed the plate in front of Peter Mart, "I just saw you chew deliciously."
Peter Ma's face was like wax paper, and he begged: "Brother Luo, can you change the word, otherwise I really can't eat it."
Luo Ye blinked, "Is the word like shit? Well, it's really uncivilized at the dinner table-is it okay to have a shit?"
Peter Mart's stomach was already overwhelming. "Don't, don't tell me, I'll eat it, can't I eat it?" He picked up the butter bread, knowing that the food itself was nothing, but shivered a few times, but couldn't open his mouth.
"Brother Luo," Peter Mart had tears in his eyes, "After I eat it for a while, can you divide my oranges to taste it?"
Luo Ye smiled, "Isn't there any oranges, I lied to Xiaowei."
"No, don't you dare to lie to the dominatrix?" Ma Peter said tremblingly. The bruise on his face that was beaten by Victoria hasn't gone away, and it hurts terribly at the touch of it.
Luo Ye waved his hand, "What do you care about so much, eat quickly, you are a foreigner, and eating bread is not as common as we eat fried dough sticks?"
Peter Mart sighed, his emotions eased a bit, he carefully picked up the butter bread, closed his eyes, and took a trembling bite. Fortunately, it's really just butter...
"It's delicious," Luo Ye promised, "Brother Luo promised to take you to pick up girls."
As soon as he heard the word "Pick a girl", Peter Mart immediately got the motivation, and put the whole piece of butter bread into his mouth.
Victoria walked in with the sugar bowl and looked at Luo Ye's empty plate in astonishment. "Where's the bread? Did you throw it away?" Horse Peter was chewing desperately behind her, but her attention was not on Horse Peter at all.
Luo Ye wiped his mouth pretentiously, "Xiaowei, you know me, I will never waste food, even if I feed it to a dog, I will not throw it away."
Victoria nodded convincingly, and handed him the sugar bowl. "What about oranges, didn't you say you want to peel the oranges for me to eat?"
Peter horse behind him widened his eyes and looked at Luo Ye worriedly, thinking that Luo Ye would not be able to escape Victoria's cruelty.
"Oh," Luo Ye sighed heavily, and said with a sad face: "I'm about to tell you about this."
"What's the matter?" Victoria folded her hands across her chest.
Luo Ye choked and said, "Just now, I stripped the orange peel and inserted it with my middle finger to break her in half. You and I shared it. I didn't think it was a chaste orange. She broke away from my hand and jumped out of the window to commit suicide. Up..."
"Chaste Orange? Jump off the building?" Victoria was angry and funny, "Do you think I would believe it? Okay, even if it is really chaste Orange, what about the orange peel?"
Luo Ye said with a serious face: "It was originally there, but when I thought of the orange jumping out of the building naked, I couldn't bear it, and I happened to be an upright person, so I threw down her clothes. ."
Victoria trembled with anger, knowing that Luo Ye was molesting her, but there was nothing to do with Luo Ye. She really wanted to slap and slap it, but Luo Ye is not Mar Peter, and any physical attack is useless to him. In the end, he might be injured.
She sighed, "Forget it this time, next time you don't come up with something real, don't want me to run errands for you. Okay, no kidding, I have something to say."
Luo Ye poured the sugar into the milk and stirred it. "what's up?"
Victoria cleared her throat and said in a serious tone: "You do not have a legal status in the women's club. This problem must be resolved as soon as possible."
"I don't have a legal identity in the Women's Guild Hall?" Luo Ye pointed to the admired Peter Ma and said, "Does Peter Ma have it?"
"Of course he has," Victoria pursed her lips. "His identity is the website maintainer of the Women's Club, and Tiger Bear is the driver of the Women's Club, but you have nothing."
"Why didn't you arrange an identity for me?" Luo Ye asked.
Victoria sighed, "No one thought that things would become so complicated at the beginning. It's all to blame for you. You disobeyed orders and went to the Lin family villa privately. Now the plan to find secret information has probably been discovered by another group of mysterious forces. "
Luo Ye nodded thoughtfully, "You mean the force behind Fang Tianming?"
"Yes," Victoria said, "I asked Tiger Bear to track it down. The two bodyguards who fought you at Dingxin yesterday are indeed from the umbrella company—"
Peter Ma reminded: "The bodyguard of Tang Wan Manor is also from the umbrella company!"
"No, even though their bodyguards are from the same company, there is no connection between Fang Tianming and Tang Wan." Luo Ye said with certainty: "Tang Wan's forces cover the sky in Jinghua City, and they act in a relatively high-profile manner. The manor is named after his own name, but the people behind Fang Tianming are very concealed, with cunning methods, and leaving no traces. This is what we need to be careful about."
"Well," Victoria nodded, "I have similar views to you. The forces behind Fang Tianming are consistent with our goals. They are all for the top secret information of the Lin family. We must keep an eye on them, and Tang Wan can't take it lightly. She has sent people to investigate your details, so I must arrange a suitable identity for you here."
Luo Ye smiled, "What identities do we need to arrange? Isn't it just right for us to sleep together at night?"
Victoria bowed Emei, "Be serious, don't be kidding!"
"No kidding," Luo Ye said solemnly, "I am your concubine. Of course, living here will not arouse others' suspicion."
Victoria gritted her teeth, "I have arranged another identity for you, and you will definitely be satisfied."
"No, I'm quite satisfied when you are a concubine." Luo Ye gave a smirk.
Victoria automatically shielded Luo Ye’s moles, and continued: “The Women’s Club still lacks a self-defense training class. Let you be their teacher every Friday night. You only need to spend 60 minutes a week to fool around. That group of noble little rich women will do. In this way, you can live here without wasting too much energy."
"You mean to teach beautiful women self-defense hand in hand?"
"Satisfied?" Victoria asked coldly.
"Satisfied, satisfied," Luo Ye rubbed his hands with a smile, "Is it too little once a week?"
Victoria glared at Luo Ye bitterly, "Once a week! I don't want to receive complaints about guests being harassed by the pervert teacher every day."
Luo Ye sighed disappointedly, "All right, but I have one condition."
Another condition! It must be molesting again! Victoria crossed her arms and said coldly, "I can guess if you don't say it."
Luo Ye lowered his head and took a sip of milk, licked his upper lip, and said unhurriedly: "If you want me to be a coach, you have to give me an assistant."
This condition sounds normal. Victoria blinked. "Who do you want to be an assistant?"
Luo Ye raised his hand and pointed, "He, Peter Mart."
Peter Ma looked at Luo Ye in disbelief. Because of his excitement, the crumbs choked in his lungs, "Ahem, me?"
"Peter?" Victoria's eyes widened in confusion. "Luo, are you sure you are calling his name instead of swearing?"
"determine."
"Brother Luo, you are so righteous!" Peter Mart looked at Luo Ye with gratitude, even the wound on his face didn't hurt.
"Why?" Victoria couldn't help asking: "If you are looking for an assistant, you should look for Tiger Bear. He is an agent appointed by the CIA. He is powerful, but Peter Mart is only a programmer with thin arms and legs. How could you? Look for him as an assistant?"
Luo Ye commented: "Although Peter Ma is as stupid as a pig, after what happened this morning, I found that his fighting ability is still good. The tiger bear is too strong and can't laugh. See you in the female guest. After arriving at Tiger Bear, you will inevitably be afraid. Where can you really dare to use it? Peter Ma is different, stupid and awkward, and you don’t need to be responsible for fighting off your breath. With such a punching bag, they will definitely like self-defense. This course."
Victoria tilted her head and thought, "You have some truth in saying that..."
Peter Ma asked, "Brother Luo, what is a punching bag?"
"The punching bag is—" Luo Ye explained: "It's the role of intense physical contact with the beauties. Your job is to cooperate with the beauties and make them cool."
Peter Ma jumped up excitedly, "Hahaha, I didn't expect that Peter Ma also has today!"
Victoria frowned and corrected: "Idiot! This sentence is not used like that!"
Where could Peter Mart care about listening to Victoria's words, he couldn't help but sang excitedly: "Brother Luo has a big bug, babble, babble, Victoria likes it, babble-ah!"
Victoria slapped him to the ground with a slap, and then shook his head with a skillful movement, throwing all his hair onto one shoulder. "Well, that's it, huh, I'm already looking forward to Peter Mart's performance as an assistant."