Seeing that the two sturdy people in front have almost rushed in front of him, and watching the sticks in the other hand come straight to his head, Zhang Er's "Mao" is really anxious this time, he wants to get out and hide. He opened the opponent's stick, but his body was not under control at all, and he didn't even have the opportunity to move his feet!
Your mother! This time it's dead. If you don't die, you have to be disabled. If it's not disabled, you have to be severed!
Zhang Er's "Mao" face was shocked, he even closed his eyes, as if he could only wait for the sticks in his sturdy hands to hit his body. But what was unexpected was that my body did not feel hit by the wooden stick. It seemed that my feet had slowly left the ground, and it seemed that my whole body had floated up...
Zhang Er's "Mao" hurriedly opened his eyes to take a look, and couldn't help being taken aback! "Your mother! What's the matter? Elder Zhou has taught himself a lot of kung fu, but he hasn't taught himself light gong, why can I fly?"
It turned out that Zhang Er's "Mao" had already flew up, and his body was suspended in the midair between two people. Although the wooden sticks in the sturdy hands had been raised, they still couldn't reach Zhang Er. " Mao's body, of course, didn't want to reach it, because looking at what was happening in front of him, the sturdy group was stunned, and looked at Zhang Er's "Mao" hanging in the air with a dumbfounded face.
"Light... Light work?" One of them sturdy and frightened.
"Qing your mother, have you ever seen such a light work?" The thin old man was also terrified. "Qinggong can fly, but it also flies around. How can you stay in mid-air forever? Unless..."
"Unless what?"
"Unless it's a ghost!"
"Hahaha..." Zhang Er's "Mao" burst out laughing as soon as the thin old man said it, not to mention it. However, the laughter seemed to have changed, and the emphasis was changed. It was clearly not from my own mouth, but... It was a "rape" laugh, a woman's "rape" laugh, no, it should be said that it was from a female ghost " sinister smile! Grim, I'm afraid, everyone will be frightened by this laughter and pee!
"Ghost!" The thin old man Tudi yelled, then turned around and ran away.
"Ghost!" A large group of sturdy people dropped the sticks in their hands and scattered. Only the fat man with the killing pig knife was still standing under Zhang Er's "Mao", looking at Zhang blankly. Two "Mao". "Ghost...Ghost!" He stammered and fell to the ground with a black eye! I thought this guy wasn't afraid, because his feelings were scared and fainted.
"Second "Mao", how about it, let me just say it, I can make these guys frighten and pee without using my hands or feet! Hehe..."
"You..." Zhang Er's "Mao" face was disdainful, but in fact he was secretly proud. Not only can this woman see through the cards, she can actually make herself fly, and she doesn't know how much she still has. If this woman stays in her body, isn't she... What kind of power, what city transparent eyes, what golden eyes, It's not as good as Lao Tzu, a female ghost upper body, ha ha ha... "You didn't rely on my body to scare those guys away. Without me, you would be a lonely ghost at best, just a... a chicken! '
"You... Humph!"
The woman's angry voice came from her ears, and then Zhang Er's "Mao" felt that his body was back and could be controlled again, but the body that was suspended in the air also fell sharply to the ground.
With a bang, Zhang Er's "Mao" fell heavily to the ground.
"You... can't you come down first and then return your body to me? 'Zhang Er's "Mao" has a look of anger, I guess it's really not easy to fall this time.
"Who told you to say that I am a chicken? If you dare to say it in the future, see how I can clean you up, huh!"
Your mother! I didn’t say nonsense. This is a fact. You are... This time Zhang Er's "Mao" didn’t dare to think about it any more, because he seemed to hear the woman’s eager breathing coming from his ear, and it seemed to be really hot. !
Can ghosts breathe? Believe it or not, Zhang Er's "Mao" believes it anyway!
Leaving the vegetable market, Zhang Er "Mao" took out the banknotes in his pocket, and counted them carefully, more than one thousand seven hundred! That is to say, I won more than 1,400 without my own capital. It's not easy, it's really not easy! If you can earn one thousand and four every day, the relationship is good. If you remove one hundred yuan of living expenses, and come with a full set of three hundred "services", you can still save one thousand. This way down the year...
Zhang Er's "Mao" couldn't even think about it anymore. If that's the case, it would be great. Not only can you build a new house in one year, but if the policy allows it, it will be enough to marry two "wives". No, if you want to repair it, just build two new houses, one for your comfort zone, and the other for your old mother.
Thinking of my mother, Zhang Er's "Mao", I feel a little melancholy, and feel a little sorry for my mother. It turned out that Zhang Er's "Mao" father died early, and another brother died before he was ten years old. His mother has never remarried, and she brought Zhang Er's "Mao" up.
First find a place to eat something, then take the bus to the Long-distance Bus Terminal in the market, and then go home early tomorrow morning, and then buy seeds to buy fertilizer for farming, and then be honest, even if... even if you can’t marry a daughter-in-law. Stay with the old mother, and besides, there is still a woman in your body. If it's a big deal, treat her as your daughter-in-law "wife"!
Now Zhang Er's "Mao" dare not think about the extravagant life of 100 yuan a day, let alone the full set of "services" for 300 yuan every day. Instead, he wants to return to his old mother to provide for the elderly. Send it to the end!
Although Zhang Er's "Mao" doesn't take money so seriously, he is by no means the kind of lavish person, let alone showing off, so he walked into a ramen restaurant and asked for a bowl of ramen and ate it.
'Damn! Zhang Er's "Mao" seemed to think of something halfway through the meal. 'By the way, why did I forget you, or I will order another bowl? '
"Call you a head!" Zhang Er's "Mao" hit his head hard.
'Oh, I almost forgot, you are a ghost, ghosts don't eat fireworks. Or... Or wait for me to buy some incense or something, and then light it so that you can smell it and be full. '
"Smell your head!" Zhang Er's "Mao" hit the head again. "I think you watched more ghost movies, right?"
"You..." Your mother, don't eat this, don't eat that, then what do you want to eat? 'Then what do you want to eat? 'God, don't want to eat human flesh!
"Second "Mao"." The woman changed Zhou's tone and said softly to Zhang Er's "Mao": "Actually, I don't need to eat now. As long as you are full, I will be full. Okay, I’m in good health, so you don’t have to think about me. Everything you have is everything I have, including feelings and feelings!"
feel? Feel? If you like women, then you don’t have to follow them. Doesn’t it feel uncomfortable? And when she sleeps with a woman, doesn't she become engaged in a "sexual" relationship, not to mention... Isn't she a "three p", just like in the "Mao" movie!
With a "pop", Zhang Er's "Mao" head hit again.
Zhang Er's "Mao" shook his head helplessly, stood up, paid the bill, and then walked outside.
"Second "Mao", where are we going now?"
'Where else can I go, of course I go to the station. '
"Why are you going to the station?"
"Go to the station..." Doesn't this woman know what's in her heart? What's happening now...
"I only know when I want to pay attention to you. Of course I don't know what you are thinking when I am distracted, huh!"
Haha, it turned out to be like this! 'Go to the station first, then to Macau! '
"Go to Macau, what are you going to do in Macau? God, you don't want me to be with you to gamble money!"