Originally, Zhang Er's "Mao" was not sleepy at all because of the incident just now, but when he fell out of bed, he felt that his eyelids were particularly heavy and his sleepiness increased sharply.
"Also... I don't know if it was the ghost of the woman again, maybe..." Zhang Er's "Mao" said softly in his mouth, but fell asleep before he finished speaking.
Zhang Er's "Mao" fell into a deep sleep in the past, but after he fell, a faint figure emerged from his body, looking at Zhang Er's "Mao" carefully. After a while, he flew out from the window. Of course, this figure is Li Jingjing. As for why Li Jingjing would go out, no one knows now.
As soon as the morning broke, Zhang Er's "Mao" slowly opened his eyes, turned over and sat up. For Zhang Er's "Mao", the sleep he slept last night was simply too heavy and too fragrant. Now he not only feels energetic and refreshed, he seems to be full of strength.
Zhang Er's "Mao" turned over and got out of bed. Then he pulled out of his posture and scribbled the kung fu taught to him by Mr. Zhou. Of course, this is also a "compulsory course" for Zhang Er's "Mao" every morning, because Mr. Zhou said This will not only strengthen your body, but also increase your ability in that area!
"Damn! I don't know if this old thing's words are true." Zhang Er's "Mao" is half-believing what Old Man Zhou said, but it seems that he always gets up every morning with "One Pillar of Sky", and he doesn't know it is himself. It's because of the virgin man, or the words of Mr. Zhou are true.
"Hey, Jingjing, where are we going now?" Zhang Er's posture was put away and asked softly, but there was no voice from Li Jingjing in his ears, and it seemed that there was no response in his body.
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was puzzled, and he stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
"Jingjing, where are you?" The dead woman ran out again to breathe, could it be... Zhang Er's "Mao" swallowed heavily. "Jingjing, you... Come out quickly, don't scare me!" Oh my god, this daytime can't be haunted too! Thinking about the scenes of "Mao" last night, I still feel some lingering fears.
"Jingjing, Jingjing..." Zhang Er's "Mao" searched the room, but still did not see Li Jingjing. Is it true that I am dreaming? Is it because I am dreaming what happened in the first two days? Is there no ghost in the world
But it’s not right. I clearly remembered that I wanted to go home but the travel expenses were not enough. I clearly remembered that I was fucked by the female ghost, and I took myself to the vegetable market for a small bet... Yes, just look at the money in my pocket. Up. "Confused" with a look of doubt Zhang Er "Mao" hurriedly picked up his pants and took out all the money in his pocket.
Nearly one thousand six hundred yuan! That is to say, what happened yesterday is real, and I am not dreaming at all! Then where did this woman go, no... Isn't she going to buy breakfast for herself
"Hey, it's okay, now that the woman is not here, she can take a bath comfortably, right." Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't bother to care so much anymore, he took off his clothes and went into the bathroom.
Although it was very hot in June, it was still cool in the morning, but Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't boil hot water either, so he opened the shower directly, and directly let the cold water wash on his body.
"Shuang!" Now Zhang Er's "Mao" has only one word in his heart, "Shuang". Last night I was scared to death. I didn't take a good bath in this bath. I got up this morning and got sweaty after practicing. Take a shower, it's simply cool.
Zhang Er's "Mao" slowly lowered his head while rubbing his body. "Brother, I'm so sorry, my Zhang Er "Mao" has been in vain for more than 20 years, but I haven't let you open it yet, alas..." Zhang Er "Mao" muttered and stretched out his hand to play with his own. Stuff.
"Your mother! Speaking of wind is rain, isn't it? Your kid actually got up, and he's actually more "sexy" than Lao Tzu, believe it or not..."
"Oh, it's so cold!" Li Jingjing's voice came before Zhang Er's "Mao" words.
"Jing... Jingjing?" Isn't this woman not in the room, isn't she in her body, but now what...
"Second "Mao", what are you doing? Why do I feel so cold?"
"I... I'm taking a shower, don't look at it."
"Ah..." Li Jingjing's scream came as soon as Zhang Er's "Mao" voice fell into his ear. "Second "Mao", you... your thing is so big, and... and it's still hard, and... and it's still looking like cannibalism."
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was embarrassed, and he stretched out his hands and firmly covered the thing under his body, but for a while, the thing cocked his head, and his hands couldn't cover it at all. "Jingjing, you... have you seen it all?"
"I've seen it all, and it's so big, it's the biggest I've ever seen."
"You..." What is the biggest one? Is your own thing big? That thing is pretty nasty, who knows how big or small one's own is compared to other people's things, and whoever eats too much is finer than that thing. "Jingjing, then... Does that woman like to be big or small?" Don't say, Zhang Er's "Mao" really doesn't know now, and he doesn't know whether his stuff is a good thing or a bad thing.
"You..." Li Jingjing was immediately angry when she heard Zhang Er's "Mao" question. "Are you really ignorant or fake?"
"Nonsense, of course I don't know, I know I need to ask you?"
"How should I put it, girls like not big or small at first, but over time they like big ones."
"That's it." Zhang Er's "Mao" has a smug face. Hearing this woman's tone, it is estimated that his face is already red, hehe! "Then... Then do you like the big one or the small one now?"
"You!" Zhang Er's "Mao" gave him a hard hit on his head before he could react. "I'm too lazy to care about you, hum!"
"By the way, Jingjing, why didn't you agree when I told you just now?" Damn, this woman is not pretending, is she trying to peek at Lao Tzu taking a bath? In fact, Zhang Er's "Mao" also felt a little embarrassed, so he hurriedly changed the subject.
"I was asleep just now, you guy, you took a cold shower when you got up early in the morning and almost didn't freeze me to death!"
This ghost is going to sleep too? Was it the cold water that woke her up? Isn't this woman fooling me
"Of course I'm going to bed, huh! Fortunately, I ran out to help you with a lot of things last night, but I didn't pay for it, so I woke me up early in the morning!"
"Oh, I'm sorry." Zhang Er's "Mao" still tightly covered his stuff with both hands, then walked out of the bathroom slowly, and quickly put on his pants.
After some cleaning, Zhang Er's "Mao" walked out of the hotel, bought some breakfast on the street, and then ran for his first wish.
For renting a house, of course I got a house leasing agent, but Zhang Er's "Mao" was disappointed by the fact that there were a lot of rental houses, but the price was too expensive, let alone one bedroom and two living rooms, rent a single room in the city. It costs hundreds of dollars a month, and renting a room and living room is even more than a thousand. The most important thing is to sign a contract. The most important thing is to pay the rent for three months, even half a year. Zhang Er's "Mao" is only one thousand six hundred yuan all over his body, not to mention living expenses, I am afraid that the rent paid once is not enough!
With a look of disappointment Zhang Er "Mao" walked out of the agency, but for his first wish, which is also his first goal, Zhang Er "Mao" did not give up, but went to several houses in a row. Intermediary offices, but every time they go away in enthusiasm and come back disappointed!
It is true that the listed houses are too expensive. Even in the suburbs, they are equally expensive. Before Zhang Er's "Mao" lived in the factory, I didn't think that, but now once I need to rent a house by myself, I really realize that the listed houses are really not Most people can rent it, and of course they don’t even think about buying a house.
With a look of disappointment Zhang Er's "Mao" never went to the intermediary to ask about the house, but wandered on the street. I don't know if it was his own arrangement or Li Jingjing controlled his body and behavior again, Zhang Two "Mao" walked slowly toward a high-end living quarter.