"Imperial Palace Garden", a high-end living quarter, high-rise buildings, all of which are elevator rooms. Zhang Er's "Mao" who walked into the elevator was really dumbfounded. This hillbilly went into the city and really didn't know how to use the elevator the first time he took the elevator.
'Jingjing, this...' It seems that I still have to ask the woman in my body for advice, and I have to ask for help.
"Second "Mao", you haven't even been in the elevator, have you?" Li Jingjing asked in a surprised tone.
"You... haven't taken the elevator, what's wrong?" Then... Have you ever rode a cow, or plowed a field? '
"You... I'm too lazy to care about you!" Li Jingjing seemed a little angry, and once again controlled Zhang Er's "Mao" hand, raising his arm and pressing the "12" button heavily. "Look at it, we are going to the twelfth floor, so press twelve, huh!"
Your mother! It turned out to be that simple! Zhang Er's "Mao" had a look of disdain, but as soon as the elevator started, this guy fell straight to the side. What's going on, how do you feel a little top-heavy, could it be that this woman is playing tricks again
"Oh... the hillbilly is a hillbilly. The elevator, of course, will feel overweight when it starts up."
'overweight? 'Zhang Er's "Mao" was puzzled, and he thought to himself: No way, such a good house, such a good elevator, how can it be overweight when two people sit in such a good elevator? But it's not right. There is only one person in the elevator. The woman is a ghost and has no gravity at all. 'Jingjing, should we go up there? 'Don't say, Zhang Er's "Mao" really can't believe this stuff.
"Puff..." Li Jingjing's laughter interrupted Zhang Er's "Mao" thoughts. "Second "Mao", why are you so stupid? It's not a problem for people to take twenty people in this elevator. How can they be overweight
'Then you said you were overweight just now? '
"Overweight, weightlessness, that is a physical term. It is a phenomenon caused by the gravity and inertia of the earth. It is... Oh, I am too lazy to explain to you. Anyway, when you accelerate upward, the phenomenon of overweight will occur. ."
'Oh, I see? Zhang Er's "Mao" nodded seemingly understanding. While talking, the elevator also came to the twelfth floor. As the elevator stopped quickly, I felt a sense of emptiness. A feeling of loss came from Zhang Er's "Mao" and asked:'What is this called? Is this weightlessness? ? '
"Huh? Unexpectedly, your kid is quite clever, right?"
"Hey..." Zhang Er's "Mao" took a step with a look of pride and walked outside, but stopped after two steps out, his eyes were attracted by a fat middle-aged "woman" in front of him. Living. This woman is too fat, directly compared with some of the sows in the family. And this woman seems to have deliberately dressed up, her dark eye circles, her smeared crimson lips, and luckily it's during the day. If she changes to the night Zhang Er's "Mao" will surely yell "Mom, ghost." Ah!", and then ran away.
Also, this "women" looks like a rich one. What brand of skirt is and how much it is worth? Zhang Er "Mao" must not know, but there is that golden necklace on his neck, dear, I guess It weighs half a catty, and the rings on the fingers... Needless to say, just two words-rich lady!
"You... Hello, you are the landlord's wife..." This aunt can't call, maybe this wife can't call either. "The landlord's beauty, right?" Zhang Er's "Mao" immediately changed his mouth.
The "woman" didn't seem to hear Zhang Er's "Mao" at all, her eyes still fixed on Zhang Er's "Mao". That handsome, that masculine spirit; that broad shoulders, that sturdy waist, that is simply the favorite of young women, and that is the urge to be "ridden" immediately upon seeing it.
"Miss." Zhang Er's "Mao" couldn't say "Beauty" to the woman in front of me, so I could only change to a young lady. "Are you the landlord?"
Zhang Er's "Mao" asked politely again, but the "women" still seemed to have not heard Zhang Er's "Mao" words, and still looked closely at Zhang Er's "Mao" body. Although the guy's clothes are a bit old-fashioned and shabby, but it is simple, it is wild "sex", it is the true essence of manhood, too handsome, too masculine, and I am too satisfied.
Your mother! Is this woman stupid? Zhang Er's "Mao" turned around with a look of anger and was about to leave, but his arm was dragged tightly by the "women" behind him.
"Hello, sir, you are here to rent a house, right?" The "woman" looked at Zhang Er's "Mao" with a smile on her face, and did not let go of the hand that grabbed Zhang Er's "Mao" arm.
"You..." Why is this woman like this? She didn't speak just now, and now she is still holding Lao Tzu's arm. This is exactly the one she performed. "Yes, but I think it's fine." After saying that, Zhang Er "Mao" turned and prepared to leave again, but his arm was still tightly grabbed by the "woman".
"Don't, don't go!" As soon as Zhang Er's "Mao" wanted to leave, the "women" didn't mention how anxious they were, and hurriedly explained: "Since I'm here, why are you in a hurry to leave? Let's take a look at the house first. ."
"This..." Zhang Er's "Mao" looked embarrassed, but he couldn't refuse any more. He could only watch the "woman" take out the key and open the opposite door.
Your mother, the two houses on the twelfth floor belong to this woman. I live in one set and rent out one set. What a fucking rich woman!
Just watch it, big deal, after watching it, I find an excuse to say that I'm not satisfied, not rent!
"Huh?" As soon as the door was opened, Zhang Er's "Mao" couldn't help yelling as soon as he walked into the living room. Not satisfied? Not rent? This spacious living room, the luxurious decoration, the warm furnishings, is that the place where people live? That is the place where the emperor lives. Not satisfied? I am simply too satisfied!
Oversized "liquid" crystal TV, leather sofa, exquisite glass coffee table, air conditioner, refrigerator... and so on, home appliances, daily necessities, they are almost everything!
"Sir, look, here is the living room, here is the master bedroom, and there are two second bedrooms over there. Each bedroom has a separate toilet and bathroom, and there is also a kitchen in it, and a separate Use the restaurant, and..."
"Enough!" The "women" didn't seem to have finished introducing them, so Zhang Er "Mao" called out loudly. Although this place is good, it is even thousands of times better than what I had imagined, but Zhang Er's "Mao" knew very well that he couldn't live in such a house with his current worth, and he didn't even dare to think about it.
"What's wrong, sir, are you not satisfied? If you are not satisfied, I can completely rearrange it according to your requirements."
"No, no!" Zhang Er "Mao" shook his head heavily. "Sister, in fact, you can see that I am just a pauper. I can't afford to rent a house like this, nor can I afford to rent a house like this, so... So I'm really sorry to bother you." Zhang Er "Mao" turned around and walked outside.
"Sir, sir!" As soon as Zhang Er's "Mao" turned around and was about to leave, the "woman" was anxious, and once again stepped forward to grab Zhang Er's "Mao" arm. It is estimated that facing Zhang Er's "Mao" such a "stunner", this woman will not let it go if he is killed. "Don't you go now, the rent... The rent is easy to discuss."
"Thank you eldest sister, but forget it, I really can't afford to live in such a house!" Zhang Er's "Mao" looked embarrassed. From the bottom of my heart, who doesn't want to live in such a high-end house, but the rent... No matter how cheap it is, it costs a few thousand yuan a month. Let alone living, even if you find a job, it is estimated that the salary is not enough for the rent.
"You... If you don't have any money, I will help you with the rent first..."
"Padding?" Isn't this woman sick, this house belongs to her, and she is the landlord, actually helping me pay the rent
"No, I mean if you are really struggling with the rent, forget it. I don't want your rent, as long as you are willing to stay!"
"Isn't it?" Zhang Er's "Mao" could hardly believe his ears. How could there be such a good thing in the world? Could it be that the sky can really fall into the pie? 'Say, did you arrange it deliberately, did you scare others? Zhang Er's "Mao" can only think of Li Jingjing's ability.
"Don't wrong me, I didn't do anything!"
'You didn't do anything, then why did people give me the house for free? '
"Because she is lonely, because she likes you, hehe..."
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" couldn't hold back this time, so he called out directly.
"Second'Mao', just stay. In fact, this woman is quite pitiful. Although she is a billionaire, her husband died early, and now she doesn't even have a relative..."
"If... If this doesn't work, I will pay for electricity, water, internet, and property management fees. You just need to live in peace of mind!" Anyway... Anyway, my mother lacks money, anyway, my mother doesn't have anything. Lack, just lack of a man, just a little bit lonely and unbearable, as long as the guy in front of him is willing to live, sooner or later, he will be "eaten" by the old lady!
"Huh?" It's over, it's over, it seems that Jingjing's words are really right, and it seems that the rich woman in front of her is really interested in herself.
Zhang Er's "Mao" sweats on his forehead!