"Your mother! You need eighty for one night's sleep, isn't it a slaughter of people!" Zhang Er's "Mao" who entered the room was still muttering endlessly. According to Zhang Er's "Mao", the county in his hometown would cost at most twenty or thirty yuan for a night's sleep, but it costs 80 yuan here, which seems to be really expensive.
But when Zhang Er "Mao" saw everything in the room, he seemed to feel that it was really worth the price. The TV set, the sofa, the separate bathroom, and the big bed are enough to sleep four or five men, which is not comparable to the hotels in the town of 20 or 30 yuan in their hometown.
"Your mother! I'm going home anyway, just treat it as a luxury!" Zhang Er's "Mao" put the snakeskin pocket in his hand, took it off three times, and then slid in. The bathroom! Anyway, I gave money, don’t wash it, don’t wash it!
After taking a shower, Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't wear any clothes. He still crawled on the bed, picked up the remote control on the side and turned on the TV. I used to go to the cafeteria if I wanted to watch TV in the factory. Now it’s so cool. I lie down and enjoy it slowly. The key is to watch which channel I want to watch!
The remote control in Zhang Er's "Mao" hand barely stopped, and he almost checked the TV station. But what disappointed Zhang Er's "Mao" was that none of them seemed to be my favorite, at least not. "Mao" movies, not even a punctual girl can't see a few.
the film? There are also movie channels! If I look good, I just watched all night, and tomorrow I will go to bed in the car, hehe...
What? "Knocking on the Door in Midnight"!
"Your mother! Are you playing ghost movies in the middle of the night?" Zhang Er's "Mao" just appeared, and he hurriedly sat up. Although this guy was most afraid of ghosts, he couldn't help but want to watch it for a while.
That dark room, that gloomy scene, that horrible atmosphere, coupled with the music that makes people listen to a bit "hairy"! Zhang Er's "Mao" jumped with a nervous heart, his hands tightly covered his eyes, but his fingers opened a gap.
"Ah!" Suddenly a pale face "showed" out, almost making Zhang Er "Mao" jump up.
"Your mother! What a ghost!" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was frightened, and he pulled up the quilt and covered his head.
"Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't dare to move, closed his breath, and did not dare to take a breath.
"Bao 呯 呯..." The knock on the door continued, and Zhang Er's "Mao" almost shivered with fright. "Ye... Midnight ghost knocks on the door?"
"Hey, someone doesn't have it? Would you like a special service?" Just when Zhang Er's "Mao" was so scared that he was a little out of control, a delicate voice came into his ears.
female? Is it still a female ghost? Zhang Er's "Mao" pulled down the quilt and fixed his eyes on the door.
"You...who are you?" Zhang Er's "Mao" said a long time later in fear.
"Sir, do you open the door first, you'll know when you look at it."
Does the ghost want someone to open the door? Can't ghosts fly in from the window? It must be a human, not a ghost, and a woman!
Zhang Er's "Mao" hurriedly jumped out of the bed, put on his pants, and walked towards the door. After hesitating for a while, he opened the door. It's really not a ghost in front of me, it's really a woman, not too "exposed" in her dress, she is still more orthodox, and she is absolutely beautiful, her face is tender and tender, and her eyes are watery. It's almost... The women in the salon were hundreds of times stronger.
"Sir, haven't you fallen asleep at this late? Would you like some special service?" The woman said as she put her arm gently on Zhang Er's "Mao" shoulder.
Nervous, excited! Just now... Just now I thought of Lao Tzu as a garbage picker.
"What service?" But Zhang Er's "Mao" still has a guilty conscience, still trying to pretend to be serious.
"Oh, sir, why don't you come here, pretend to be something!" The woman said with a mischievous face, half-pushing and half-spotted into the room, then turned around and locked the door. She was very experienced. phase!
"Then... how much is it?" The hair salon is one hundred, but people deliver "takeaway", and the "goods" are also different. Maybe the price is really different. It's better to do it first. Be clear, so you don't have to wait for the "church"!
"One hundred for fast food, two hundred for a half set, three hundred for a full set, five hundred for a night package!" It really is clearly marked. "What kind of service do you want?"
fast food? What is fast food? Half a full set? What are you doing, you still score so well in doing that, is it really selling meat, and you have to clearly mark the price
Fast food is probably not very interesting, half a set... If you want to play, play it all! The full set is three hundred, the fare is three hundred, and it took 80 to stay in a hotel. When I get home... I don’t have any money when I get home. Then I will buy a fart seed
Wanting to play, but no money, this can be anxious to destroy Zhang Er's "Mao". What to do? How about bargaining? "Miss, can the full set be less?"
"Oh, forget it, I think you are also an honest person, so you can give two hundred, right? Can't be less!" The woman's face was squeamish, as if she was satisfied with Zhang Er's "hair" in front of her of.
two hundred? There are one hundred left at home, only enough to buy seeds!
"Okay, here's a complete set!" Zhang Er's expression of "Mao" affirmed! No fertilizer, it's a big deal, I drink more water, and piss more "urine" in the fields!
"Okay, but you have to give money first!" The woman seemed to have noticed the two "hairy" snakeskin pockets on the ground, and she was really afraid of encountering "Overlord Meal".
"There is still this rule?" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was puzzled, but after hesitating, he took out two hundred yuan bills from his pocket and handed them to the woman's hand. You can't run away even if you measure it. I will chase you until I die!
"Hehe..." The woman was proud of her face, and she reached out and took the banknote in Er Mao's hand. "Sit down first, I'll take a shower first!" After that, the woman began to undress.
"I want it, I want it!" It's more comfortable to dry after a shower.
Zhang Er's "Mao" stared at the woman in front of him. "Guri's, I really eat this bowl of rice. I am bold enough to take off my clothes in front of Lao Tzu." The clothes were taken off and his belly was squeezed out. Zhang Er's "Mao" immediately felt like he was The "gun" reacted; look at the pair of bulging "milk" balls on the opponent's chest... Your mother, it's much more comfortable than watching a video.
The woman seemed to have also noticed Zhang Er's "Mao" look in ill-intentioned eyes. "Oh, I haven't seen it before. Don't keep staring at others." Said back, but the woman's hand didn't stop, she stretched out her hand to untie the bra, and two big white rabbits bounced out.
"Guru!" Zhang Er's "Mao" swallowed heavily, both eyes were green. The "gun" below was even higher up against the crotch, and it was hot!
"Bah Bah Bah..." Just when Zhang Er's "Mao" "**" was full of meaning, the door of the room was knocked again.
"Who?" Zhang Er's "Mao" hurriedly stood up, his eyes fixed on the door, and the woman beside him quickly put on the clothes.
"Bahhhhhh..." "Open the door! Police, ward rounds!"
Policemen? Rounds? Your mother! Wouldn't it be so unlucky? Zhang Er's "Mao" was completely dumbfounded, but he didn't notice the sinister smile on the face of the woman beside him!