"Damn! Ghosts, there are ghosts!" Zhang Er's "Mao" couldn't take care of that much, so he shouted out in front of everyone, because he had heard Master Zhou say that if a person's hands, feet and behavior are not affected If you control yourself, then there is only one possibility, hitting a ghost, and getting upper body by a ghost.
"Insane!" Everyone looked surprised, blank, and looked at Zhang Er's "Mao" angrily.
"Ghost, there's a ghost, I'm upper body by a ghost." Zhang Er's "Mao" was still yelling, but his footsteps were already slowly walking towards the women's toilet.
"Why is this man like this? How can a big man drill into the women's toilet?" As soon as he got into the toilet, a large group of women rushed out, all with a look of anger.
Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't pay attention to so much. After getting into a "single room", he closed the door tightly, then pulled off the belt and squatted down hastily.
"Your mother! Lao Tzu is a man, so he has to squat when he pissed off. This..." Zhang Er's "Mao" looked angry and terrified, but his hands and feet didn't follow his instructions. Of course, this "urine" can't come out at all!
"Shhhhhhhh..." Just when Zhang Er's "Mao" was terrified, the woman's voice came from his ear again. What is this, is it urging yourself to pee? "You can't pull it. If you don't pull it, there will be no chance."
"No chance?" What does no chance mean, have no chance to "pee"? Zhang Er's "Mao" face was "confused". "Ghost female ghost, you can do it, you go, let me beg you, you... you don't pester me, okay?"
"No, you killed me, I'll follow you for the rest of my life!"
"Ah?" If you follow yourself all your life, isn't it that you have to be entangled by a female ghost all your life, this man is not a man or a woman, how can this be good! "I... I didn't harm you, I'm just an honest person, how could I harm you?" Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't want to be pestered by a female ghost forever.
"You said it wasn't you. I was chasing me for two hundred dollars and I was flying all over the sky, and I was hit by a car to death, huh!"
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" was completely dumbfounded after listening to the woman's words. "You... Are you the... chicken last night?"
With a "pop", Zhang Er slapped his face hard as soon as he finished saying "Mao". Although it was his own hand, it was not what Zhang Er's "Mao" wanted to fight. "You are a chicken. What I hate the most is that people call me a chicken! Also, do you want to pee? If you don't do it, there is really no chance."
"No chance?" What does this woman mean? God, isn't it about cutting off your stuff? No, my "gun" hasn't been opened yet!
"Bao 呯 呯..." Zhang Er's "Mao" face was tense, and he stretched out his hands to cover his stuff, but at this time there was a rapid knock on the door. "Open the door, open the door, come out quickly!"
Your mother! This is a women's toilet, why is it a man's voice
"Bah bah bah..." "Open the door quickly, I can hit the door if I don't open it again?"
Hit the door? Zhang Er's "Mao" hurriedly stood up, lifted his pants and opened the door. In front of him were two fierce men, probably the security guards of the station. It seemed that there was really no chance to pee!
"Come out, come out!" One of the security guards said coldly to Zhang Er's "Mao".
"Oh." Zhang Er's expression of "Mao" was embarrassed.
"Say! Why are you a big man running in the women's bathroom?"
"I don't want to, I... I've got a ghost!" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was angry. Don't say, this guy really didn't lie, but how many people would believe what he said is a problem. Up.
"You..." At least the two security guards wouldn't believe it. "Go, come with us to the guard room!" He said that as soon as he finished speaking, the two security guards stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Er's'Mao' shoulders and dragged the guy out of the women's toilet abruptly.
"Go... Go to the guard room, but can you make me a little poop first?" Don't say, now that the female ghost doesn't seem to be on her own body, she can control her hands and feet, but she feels a little uncontrollable below.
"You..." The security guard was almost half-dead by Zhang Er's "Mao" words. "Boy, don't play tricks with me. I tell you I see a lot of people pretending to be crazy and stupid, but I have never seen you so nasty and shameless!"
"You..." Zhang Er's "Mao" was a bit angry when he heard this. Call yourself dirty, call yourself so "sexy," call yourself poor, all these can be tolerated, but this is shameless... "You can tell me clearly, who is shameless, who is fucking shameless, I Is it wrong to go to the toilet?"
"you… "
"Forget it, I think this man is a lunatic, don't talk to him anymore."
"Well, I think so, just pull him out."
"Pull out? This kind of person should be handed over to the police!"
"Yes, I think so. Call 110 and let the police take this guy away!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Everyone started talking, and they all looked at Zhang Er's "Mao" angrily, and a little bit even took out the phone.
Call the police? Let the police catch Laozi? Thinking of the car accident last night, and thinking that I still have some responsibilities, Zhang Er's "Mao" is a little anxious. "Your mother!" After pushing away the security guard heavily, he ran outside. That speed is probably as good as Bolt!
Bolt? Who is Bolt? Zhang Er's "Mao" this country boy must not know, but if you don't know, then you can only say to you: "Sorry, you are out!"
Zhang Er's "Mao" rushed to the street in one sigh, and only slowed down after looking back and seeing that no one was catching up, and his hanging heart was also let go. But... But people have three urgency, this problem has not been solved yet, and there is still a panic here!
Fortunately, this long-distance bus station is on the edge of the city, and the surrounding area is not downtown, so Zhang Er's "Mao" quickly discovered an alley, an alley that can make him relax.
Zhang Er's "Mao" hurriedly got into the alley, and after looking around, he opened his pants, and then he was ready to relax, but at this time the woman's voice came from his ear again.
"Squat down!"
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was shocked, and he hurriedly put away the "guy". "My god, why are you still following me?"
"Of course I have to follow you, I'm in my body, I'll follow you for the rest of my life."
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" was almost irritated and half to death, but he didn't seem to be so nervous or afraid anymore. It feels like ghosts can't do anything to themselves, and ghosts are not that scary. "I'm too lazy to care about you, I... I'll pee first before talking."
"It's okay to pee, but you have to squat."
"You... My aunt's'milk','milk', I beg you, don't worry about it, can't you? I'm a big man, why do I squat and pee?"
"Don't squat, right?"
"Don't squat!" Zhang Er "Mao" shook his head heavily.
With a "pop", Zhang Er's "Mao" was slapped hard before he could even realize his stuff. Who fought? Of course it was Zhang Er's "Mao" who beat it with his own hands!
"I'm squatting, can't I squat?" Zhang Er's "Mao" was completely convinced, and squatted down in a hurry.
"Hehe..." A triumphant voice came from my ear.