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This urination problem is solved. Although the posture is a bit ugly, Zhang Er's "Mao" mood is not very good. After all, he has no money to buy a ticket. If he doesn't have money to buy a ticket, he can't go home. If he can't go home, he will have no land. What do you do as a "boss" without a field!
"Your mother! Drink more water if you don't have money to buy fertilizer, and sprinkle more "urine" into the fields. Now it's good, even the ticket money is not enough!" Zhang Er, who was walking on the street, looked like "Mao" depressed.
The ticket costs three hundred and twenty-eight, and Zhang Er's "Mao" has three hundred and ten yuan on his body, but in fact it is not much worse, only twenty yuan. But after all, it's a station, and you can't bargain. This... This guy says that a dollar can stump a hero, and a "urine" can suffocate a sweat. It seems that this is true! At least the current Zhang Er "Mao" has a deep understanding!
Money, money! Zhang Er's "Mao" usually doesn't think money is so important, but when it comes to the critical moment... Although money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible. Money can make ghosts grind!
Go! Go! Go! Don't mention ghosts, I was killed by ghosts!
ghost? Are ghosts very powerful? Can't ghosts do everything? Since this is the case, why not... Besides, this female ghost still owes Laozi two hundred yuan. If this thing is not done, the money must be returned to Laozi.
"Hey, you..." After all, people are now ghosts, and they are still in their own bodies, Zhang Er's "Mao" is still somewhat taboo. "Can you do me a favor?"
"What's up, you don't have to poop again, do you?"
"You..." This stinky lady, why is it so awkward to speak, but Zhang Er's "Mao" dare not swear, let alone annoy the female ghost in his body, otherwise it is himself who is unlucky. "I want to go home, but I don't have enough money to buy a ticket. Can you lend me some?"
"Sorry, this lady has no money either!"
"You..." After hearing this, Zhang Er's "Mao" was a little angry. "Didn't I just give you two hundred last night?"
"Cut! I was "touched" by that policeman a long time ago."
"Huh?" Your mother! What kind of world, the police don’t even let the money from the dead be spared!
"No, one of the policemen "touched" my chest."
"Huh?" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was puzzled, but he wasn't thinking about the police "touching" his chest, but he didn't say anything just now. How could this woman know.
"Hey, don't be suspicious, I know everything you think in your heart! Hehe..."
It's over, it's over, I don't have any sex in front of this woman. God, don’t you even know that Lao Tzu is still a virgin, right
"Of course I know, hehe..."
Zhang Er's "Mao" face was depressed, and he continued to stroll on the street, but he didn't dare to raise money anymore, and he didn't even dare to think about it again, because everyone knew everything he was thinking about.
"Second "Mao"." Long after Zhang Er's "Mao" heard the woman's voice again.
"Huh?" This woman even knows Lao Tzu's nickname.
"Where are you going now?"
"I...Where else can I go? I can't buy a ticket, I can't return home, and I can't plant the land." You refused to lend money to Lao Tzu. This woman is also true, everyone is dead, what else is she doing with the money!
"Why don't you go to my house first, I still have some money at home."
"Okay, okay!" Your mother said earlier, which made Laozi beware for a long time.
My home is still in a town on the outskirts, and the way back is still far away. It seems I have to take a taxi. This time Zhang Er's "Mao" was a lot smarter and took a regular taxi, but it was not much cheaper. It still cost about 70 yuan. Of course, the expensive taxi on the market is famous all over the country.
"Huh?" Walking through the streets, she finally reached the rental house that the woman was renting, but there was a scream in her ear.
"What's the matter? What's your name?" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was puzzled, but he seemed to understand everything when he saw the two grandparents burning a pile of things in the alley ahead. "Those... Those won't be your clothes and pants, right?"
"Yeah, it's all, all my things in the house have been moved out, and the money... the money has also been burned out."
"Your mother!" Zhang Er's "Mao" blows his beard angrily. This guy is really unlucky. He originally thought he would come back to get some money, and then take the car tomorrow to go home, he still took a woman home, but now it’s okay, I didn’t get the money, don’t say he spent more than seventy in vain Piece. I knew it would be better to stay at the station and be a beggar for more than 20 yuan.
"Don't worry, I will think of a way to see if I can help you get some money."
"Yes, that's what you should do, hehe..." Zhang Er's expression of "Mao" was triumphant, and he didn't seem to be so scared anymore, and he even felt that someone on the way was speaking really well. But the crowd around was a little confused. It's strange to see such a self-talking guy not treating Zhang Er's "Mao" as a neurotic.
"Would you like to borrow something from my little sister?"
"I don't know them, can you talk to them? Even if you can, it won't scare them to death!"
"That's right, now no one can hear me except you can hear me, and of course I can't see it."
"Then... In the eyes of others, I've been talking to myself? Didn't others treat me as a lunatic?" Zhang Er's "Mao" seems to have only noticed that everyone around him is looking at him with surprised eyes. It.
Yes, this guy is wearing a pair of slippers, shirtless, and still talking to himself. Isn't it crazy
"In my opinion, maybe some psychiatric hospital came out."
"Call the police, don't make trouble?" The people around started talking.
"Your mother!" Zhang Er's "Mao" face was angry, and he ran away quickly after raising his leg. Holding a sigh, without speaking, he went into a clothing store and bought a T-shirt to wear on him, and then he continued to wander on the street.
"Second "Mao", you don't have to talk, you just need to think of me in your heart to know."
"Oh, that's true!" Zhang Er's "Mao" hurriedly covered his mouth as soon as he finished speaking. Don't say, the sound of talking in this ear is really unaccustomed if you don't open your mouth. 'Do you know what other people are thinking? 'This time Zhang Er's "Mao" didn't say it, but just muttered silently in his heart.
"I don't know, I am in your body, I only know what you are thinking."
'Hey, that means a fart, it seems that you are really useless. 'If you can see through other people's minds, what is it called, it is the "mind reading" in the novel. That's so interesting. It's a pity that this woman doesn't have that ability, alas...
"By the way, the second "Mao"." After a long time, Zhang Er's "Mao" heard the woman's voice again. "Do you know how to pierce gold flowers?"
"No..." Zhang Er's "Mao" almost called out, but fortunately, he took it back as soon as a word came out. 'Isn't it a "stuffy chicken"? Of course it will. '
"Well, we will go to the vegetable market now."
'Why go to the vegetable market? 'Zhang Er's "Mao" looked puzzled.
"Help you find money, hehe..."
Zhajinhua, look for money! Can't steal, can't grab, but this bet... Zhang Er's "Mao" face is full of joy!
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