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vomit!
After reacting, Wei Xiaobei hastily stretched his hand into his throat, trying to spit out the meatball he ate. He didn't want to die like this because of food poisoning.
But after retching for a while, apart from vomiting some disgusting mixture of compressed biscuits, there is no trace of meatball residue.
Tossing himself a little dizzy, since this is the case, it seems to be his own fate.
I am a cheap life, what are you afraid of? Wei Xiaobei smiled wryly in his heart.
To say that Wei Xiaobei's life is completely the experience of ordinary people.
Wei Xiaobei's family is also an ordinary family.
His father was a worker in a small local state-owned factory, and his mother was an elementary school teacher, very ordinary.
When he was in elementary school, Wei Xiaobei had lofty ideals. He dreamed of scientists, generals, and rich people, and his grades were quite good.
In the local dialect, this kid insisted on getting it, and he was expected to be the champion.
But in junior high school, the game room and video room all over the street attracted all of Wei Xiaobei's energy.
After barely being admitted to the county high school, Wei Xiaobei has changed from a good student with excellent character and academics to a bad student who often skipped classes.
After failing in the college entrance examination, his parents simply thought of some ways to send him to the army.
When he was in the army, Wei Xiaobei was reinvigorated. He didn't get the third-class merit, but he did get a few outstanding soldiers. In the words of the army leader, Wei Xiaobei was born to be a soldier.
For this reason, the army leader also reported Wei Xiaobei for the army college entrance examination.
If Wei Xiaobei can be admitted to the military academy, it may not be a good way out.
But Wei Xiaobei, who already hated studying very much, failed to be admitted to the military academy in the end, and finally retired and went home.
According to Wei Xiaobei's thinking, with his excellent performance, it should be good to go back to work in the local area.
But Wei Xiaobei underestimated this world too much. When he returned to his hometown, Wei Xiaobei found that the unit he was assigned to was the county battery factory that was about to go bankrupt.
After working for two months, Wei Xiaobei resigned on his own, and came to Cuihu City with his backpack on his back, becoming a part-time worker in a big city.
Whenever he thinks about all this, Wei Xiaobei can't help feeling a little regretful. If he had studied hard and been admitted to Tsinghua University, Peking University and Fudan University, he would be a department manager by now.
You must know that the boss of the company I am working for is just an ordinary graduate.
Of course, there is no medicine for regret in this world.
Wei Xiaobei originally planned to spend his whole life like this, and when he got older, he would save some savings and go back to his hometown to start a small business and have a blind date or something.
But now, there seems to be a new bifurcation in his destiny
Waiting for an unknown fate is a cruel thing.
Wei Xiaobei lay on the bed touching his aching stomach, a musty smell penetrated his nostrils, making him sneezed seven or eight times in a row.
Die or die.
After several sneezes, Wei Xiaobei felt relieved for some reason, and lay down on the bed to rest.
During the series of changes after waking up, Wei Xiaobei's spirit seemed to be broken. Only then did he relax a little, feeling extremely tired.
Not long after, Wei Xiaobei fell into a dreamland unknowingly.
"Hit when you say you want to, and do what you say! Practice throwing grenades with guns in your hands. You can aim and throw them far away... "
Wei Xiaobei was awakened from his slumber by a short, concise, hasty and powerful singing voice.
This is one of the army songs that Wei Xiaobei learned when he was a soldier. The name is not clear. It is probably called a military training song. It is often selected as a must-sing song in the queue before dinner. then rush to the cafeteria
, but it is magnificent, like a hungry tiger descending a mountain.
Of course, as far as the present is concerned, this is just Wei Xiaobei's memory of the past.
Wei Xiaobei's first reaction after being awakened was to reach out and grab the empty wine bottle beside him, but the grab failed, which shocked Wei Xiaobei's originally dazed mind and opened his eyes. When I looked, I found that I was still in the rental house, lying on the bed, and the alarm clock was playing on the mobile phone next to the pillow.
wrong! Wei Xiaobei propped up his body and looked around.
The dust on the floor and the table disappeared, and the Jane Zhang poster I just pasted on the wall a few days ago was brand new, and Jane Zhang's charming face was still radiant.
The tangerines and apples placed on the small coffee table did not rot, and the aluminum alloy windows that the landlord had just replaced had no blemishes or cracks.
In short, everything in the house returned to its original state.
What's going on
Was it just a dream before? But this dream is too real, right
Wei Xiaobei came back to his senses, and then he stretched out his hand to touch his waist, and a hard thing was inserted into the waist belt.
It was the dagger, the dagger found in the otaku's room, but it became the size of a pencil sharpener, and the handle was gone. This was the result of being corroded by the body fluid of the slug.
Wei Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, and then reached out to touch his trouser pocket. The lighter was still inside, and there was an old backpack beside the bed. When he opened it, mineral water, compressed biscuits, pornographic pictorials, and the picture of Mr. Guan Ming were all there. The work permit is still vivid, but the Shan Hai Jing has been corroded by the body fluid of the slug and is even more tattered.
A layer of cold sweat broke out on Wei Xiaobei's back inexplicably.
Nima! How is this going? Is it a dream or a real experience
Wei Xiaobei rubbed his face, turned off the phone's alarm clock, sat on the bed for a while, staring at the bright sky outside in a daze, but his mind was running fast.
Before I woke up, I found that the whole world seemed to be fast forwarding for hundreds of years, and everything looked extremely dilapidated. Then I found the dagger, went to the commissary, found water and food, met a man and a slug, and then killed the giant monster. The slug accidentally ate the meatball after returning.
After pondering for a long time, Wei Xiaobei couldn't figure it out.
But soon Wei Xiaobei didn't have to think about it.
Wei Xiaobei's face suddenly turned pale from the pain, and he had no choice but to rush into the bathroom with the roll of paper.
gurgling gurgling!
A series of fart-like sounds exploded in the bathroom, which was more than a square meter, and then a stench spread, causing Wei Xiaobei to retch.
Wei Xiaobei looked down and almost sat down in the urinal.
The snow-white urinal has changed color, and it is covered with a lot of black blood stains and some meat-like things.
Let Wei Xiaobei look a little pale, he won't die, right
It didn't take long for Wei Xiaobei to relax a little bit. With this violent pulling, the severe pain in Wei Xiaobei's stomach immediately eased, and his body became much more comfortable.