The Class Genius Sitting Next to Me Is Always Trying To Flirt With Me

Chapter 36

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No. 3 Shanhai Road is a romantic bar, logically speaking, it should be very suitable for dating.

Its official name is No. 3 Shanhai Road, but its real address is No. 117.

Usually, the booths here are half-separated with hanging curtains, which not only ensures the vague sense of strangeness, but also protects the privacy of the guests.

But today is different, the first and second floors have been changed into the setting of the party hall.

There is a buffet supply point in the middle of the lobby, and the curtains between the various booths have also been taken down, and a posture of a social party is coming.

Every boy who enters will be distributed a flower.

The types are chosen by themselves, there are lilies, roses, and carnations, which are used to present to the girls they like.

Everyone received the bouquets at the door one by one, and walked in one after another.

Lu Xiao's face was full of displeasure, and she casually took a sunflower that was given by the flower shop and hidden in the corner.

When he sat down holding a pole, the whole table looked at him in puzzlement.

Ye Cheng felt a little funny: "Your flower, I'm afraid you won't be able to send it out until the end."

"I didn't want to send it out either, you don't care about me." Lu Xiao looked up at him angrily, with a bit of dissatisfaction in her eyes.

The tables here are all long tables, and two people sit facing each other and eat peanuts.

Ye Cheng propped his chin, looked him up and down, and commented: "Today is pretty handsome."

It can be seen that it has been tidied up, but in fact it is not only handsome, but also pleasing to the eye.

When they first came in, many girls' eyes were attracted by Lu Xiao.

Contrary to him, Ye Cheng's dress is not "club style" today.

A simple white sweater with a denim jacket looks like a junior high school student who has strayed into a bad place, so tender that water can be pinched out.

It's fine if he doesn't mention it, but when Lu Xiao mentions it, he wants to settle the old score.

"Didn't you say you wanted to buy me a drink? Why are there so many people here?" He stared at the other party and asked.

The voices of the two were not loud and did not attract the attention of the people next to them.

Ye Cheng opened his eyes wide, as if he didn't understand why he was unhappy.

He lined up the cocktails he had just brought from the buffet table. Two trays, packed to the brim, with champagne in an ice bucket next to it.

He pointed at such a large pile of wine, with a natural expression: "Two hundred per person, a lot of drinking, isn't that counting as inviting you to drink?"

What Ye Cheng thought "please drink" was simply "please drink", which was completely different from what Lu Xiao thought.

Lu Xiao was laughed angrily at him, but unable to refute, she angrily picked up the cocktail in front of her and drank it down in one gulp.

God damn it is two hundred per person, and you can drink a lot. The co-author really thinks he's an alcoholic.

Jiang Jin came back after making a tour, sat down next to Lu Xiao dejectedly, and said, "There are no beauties, not a single one."

Tan Xiaoqi who was opposite him looked over: "You are blind, isn't that row full of beauties?"

"I can't see, I can only see Rong Rong, woo woo." He was even more sad, picked up the wine in front of Lu Xiao and downed it.

Li Junxiao comforted him and said, "Don't care about the beauty, anyway, I'm here for a drink today. Shall we play that blowing cards?"

Blowing cards is a small game they often play, mixing various wines into a large glass, and putting a few playing cards on it. Everyone takes turns blowing, and try to keep blowing only one or two cards at a time.

The person who blows off the last card will drink all the "Grand Slam".

Lu Xiao also wanted to fight for wine, so she pushed the empty bottle and said, "Come."

As he spoke, he poured half a bottle of xo into the empty beer glass.

Jiang Jin also went crazy, and poured three glasses of cocktails and a small half bottle of red wine into it.

Tan Xiaoqi hurriedly dissuaded her: "Enough is enough, you all want to knock people down the first time! What if it's yourselves?"

"That's it, I'll be bored after two mouthfuls." Jiang Jin sarcastically said.

Li Junxiao was aroused to win: "I can get bored with one bite."

Lu Xiao said coldly: "I can get bored after half a mouthful."

Not to be outdone, Zhou Minhao said, "I use my nose to get stuffy."

Tan Xiaoqi and Ye Cheng looked at each other, and whispered in disbelief, "Are they sick?"

Ye Cheng couldn't help but smile, the comparison psychology of young people is so inexplicable.

Tan Xiaoqi said disdainfully: "Straight male cancer, let me see how many cups you can resist."

They decided to start with Ye Cheng first, pass to the opposite side after blowing, and then pass to the next one.

Lu Xiao put a stack of thin poker cards on the mouth of the cup, Ye Cheng puffed up her cheeks, and blew in his direction.

His mouth was pursed slightly, and his indifferent and beautiful face matched with this movement, as if he was asking for a kiss from someone, but his eyes were still unmoved.

Lu Xiao was stunned for a moment, until Jiang Jin's violent roar sounded in her ears.

"Brother Cheng! You are so unmannered, the first one actually blows away half of it!"

Jiang Jin didn't expect him to play tricks, and he destroyed several cards as soon as he came up.

Zhou Minhao was the last one, and his expression had already begun to despair: "Brother Cheng, don't bring such a trickster! You will be the last one next time, don't force me."

A triumphant smile flashed in Ye Cheng's eyes, and he pushed the half-hanging cards to Lu Xiao.

Lu Xiao and him looked at each other, understood, and blew up hard.

Crash, three more cards fell.

Jiang Jin quickly snatched the cup, there were still five or six pieces left on the cup, and he blew it skillfully from bottom to top.

"Ah!" Tan Xiaoqi covered her face, "You spit on my face!"

Everyone laughed, Jiang Jin hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm too excited."

He pushed the wine glass to Tan Xiaoqi, and after a careful operation, Zhou Minhao finally got the last card.

Seeing that he was about to drink, everyone knocked on their glasses and booed.

With a bitter face on his face, he had no choice but to resign himself to blowing off the last one, picked up the beer glass and started drinking.

After drinking a glass of mixed wine, I was already a little confused.

Everyone did not show their strength in the first cup, and the second cup can be called a hell-level wine pairing.

Jiang Jin said with a smile: "Whoever drinks this cup and doesn't fall down on the spot, I will call him Dad."

Ye Cheng never expected that Zhou Minhao, who was carefree on the surface, was actually a cheapskate when playing games.

From the beginning of this round, he immediately retaliated, blowing away more than half of the blows with the first blow.

"Hey, did you do it on purpose?" Ye Cheng called to stop him.

Zhou Minhao subconsciously glanced at Lu Xiao with a guilty conscience.

Who knows, Lu Xiao didn't plan to help him this time.

He licked his fangs and smiled badly: "Don't you want to drink with me, let me see how good your drinking capacity is."

Ye Cheng squinted his eyes, and saw that he was holding a grudge: "You really are a chicken belly."

Lu Xiao raised the corner of her mouth: "Thank you, thank you."

This time, it was still tricky at the beginning and self-protection in the middle.

When it came to Ye Cheng, it was a dead end - only two cards left.

He held his breath and blew lightly, and sure enough, he blew off two cards.

Zhou Minhao grinned and shouted: "Drink! Give me a drink! Don't leave a single drop!"

"I haven't seen Brother Cheng fight for wine, do you want me to follow you?" Jiang Jin joked with a smile.

Lu Xiao looked at the glass of devil's mixed wine, and said inadvertently, "Have you had enough? You, call brother, I'll help you drink."

"No substitutes for drinking! Brother Xiao, don't break the rules." Zhou Minhao said immediately.

Ye Cheng gave him a sideways look with disdain, and Lu Xiao felt hot all over from his glance.

"Dream you." Without further ado, he raised his neck and started drinking.

This beer glass is a large size, with a full 1000ml. Although the wine inside is not filled, the stamina of mixing is quite amazing.

He swallowed the wine one gulp after another without changing his face, and Tan Xiaoqi beside him looked dumbfounded.

"Damn it, brother Cheng, are you so good at drinking?"

Ye Cheng's Adam's apple moved, and a little wine flowed down the corner of his mouth.

When he put down the glass, his lips were a little red from the alcohol.

There was a numb feeling on his lips, he stuck out his tongue and licked it a few times, swallowing the rest of the wine.

Lu Xiao had been watching him from the very beginning without taking his eyes off him.

His eyes were dark and obscure, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Jiang Jin took the lead in applauding: "Rui Sibai! I salute you! My brother Cheng is too good, and he really can't be judged by his appearance."

"Aren't you drunk?" Zhou Minhao raised his hand, shook it towards him, and asked, "How much is this?"

Ye Cheng said lightly: "He is defeated."

"Fuck!" Zhou Minhao said.

Everyone else laughed.

In the next few rounds, the intensity was slightly less, about half less than the previous two rounds.

Lu Xiao lost twice in a row, Li Junxiao lost once, and Jiang Jin lost three times.

Ye Cheng quietly acted as a wallpaper the whole time, watching with a smile as they took revenge on each other.

It was Lu Xiao who first noticed that something was wrong with him.

He got up and told Ye Cheng to go to the bathroom. Before today, the two of them hadn't gone to the bathroom together.

When walking in the aisle, Lu Xiao felt a little apprehensive, thinking that she must not cast her eyes randomly later, otherwise it would be embarrassing if she was caught.

He walked a few steps and found that there were no footsteps beside him, so he turned his head.

Two meters away from him, Ye Cheng was stuck to the wall like a noodle, her cheeks were burning red at some point.

The speed of mixed wine on the face is not so fast, and it often takes more than ten or twenty minutes to get on the face.

Lu Xiao came to her senses, hurried over to support him and asked, "Are you okay..."

Before he could finish the word "ba", he was wrapped around two hands, and his whole body became stiff in an instant.

Ye Cheng leaned softly on him as if she had no bones, and wrapped her hands around his neck.

He rested his head on the opponent's shoulder, his voice was more than a degree stickier than normal, with a hint of coquettishness.

"Lu Xiao, I'm dizzy." He moaned and complained.

Because of drinking, his whole body was extremely hot, but his fingertips were still a little cold, which poked on the back of Lu Xiao's neck like a few small ice cubes, making him shiver.

"I'll let you be so fucking brave, if you can't drink, you still have to drink." Lu Xiao cursed in a low voice, but she didn't let go of her hand.

The person in his arms smelled like wine, like a piece of sticky malt candy exuding an attractive aroma.

Unnaturally, he tried to straighten him up and distance himself: "You stand still, I'll take you out first."

But Ye Cheng couldn't stand up well at all, everything in his eyes was doubled.

"No, I can't walk, you carry me on your back." He ordered arrogantly.

Lu Xiao said a dirty word.

"Why are you swearing?" Ye Cheng frowned, her tone a little aggrieved.

Lu Xiao took a deep breath and said patiently: "It turns out that it's your virtue to drink too much. Don't let me drink indiscriminately outside in the future."

Ye Cheng felt very uncomfortable and dizzy, and agreed: "I won't drink it, I don't want to drink it anymore, it's so uncomfortable."

Seeing that he really couldn't walk, Lu Xiao squatted down and held his leg with one hand to prevent him from falling.

"Can you come up by yourself?" he asked.

Ye Cheng's movements were much slower than usual, slowly climbing up his shoulders, like a sloth climbing a tree.

"Come up, let's go!" After successfully going up, he kicked his legs twice and said.

Lu Xiao almost missed him and let him slide down.

"Hold your head, is I a horse?" He said dumbfoundingly.

How could this guy be so cute when he was drunk

That's right, he didn't find a drunkard annoying, but rather cute.

If it was Jiang Jin or Zhou Minhao, he would have already kicked him to the toilet to wash his face with cold water.

In the aisle, the bartender with the tray watched for five minutes, completely dumbfounded.

When Lu Xiao picked up Ye Cheng and walked out, he came back to his senses and hurriedly followed to open the door.

"Gentlemen, have you found someone who is destined? If so, can you give our store a good review on Dianping?" The bartender pushed the door and promoted it vigorously.

Lu Xiao: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, the bartender continued to plead: "It would be better if you bring a picture! If there is no picture, I can take a picture for you now. The picture of you carrying this gentleman on your back is very suitable."

Lu Xiao couldn't bear it anymore, and said impatiently: "Give way, we are leaving."

"Ah, then, well, I won't bother you."

The bartender was very sorry, these two handsome guys could have been a wave of top commercials. Hey, what a pity.

The sky darkened, and night fell quietly.

The lights on Shanhai Road are just beginning to come on, and the vehicles pass back and forth.

The night wind was bitingly cold, and a thick layer of sycamore leaves had accumulated on the road, like a gorgeous dark golden carpet.

Lu Xiao originally wanted to take a taxi, but after going out, she changed her mind.

There was a small heater attached to his back, and he didn't feel any chill from the night.

The dead leaves under my feet made a clicking sound, and a burst of notes would flow with every step I took, so walking like this was quite fun.

The only shortcoming is that the person on the back is too light, so light that he feels a little distressed.

"How much do you weigh?" he asked.

Although Ye Cheng was drunk, his ears were still sharp. He dangled a sunflower in one hand, and gestured two numbers with the other hand: "Fifty-eight kilograms."

"You're 1.8 meters, only fifty-eight?" Lu Xiao was shocked.

"I'm not 1.8 meters tall. Let me tell you quietly. I measured it last month and it's 1.79.5 meters." Ye Cheng whispered in his ear.

His hot breath made Lu Xiao's earlobe itchy, and at the same time he laughed.

"You are really drunk. Which boy who is 1.79 meters will admit that he is not 1.8 meters."

He let out a deep laugh, his chest trembling slightly.

Ye Cheng said solemnly: "So let me tell you quietly, you can't tell Jiang Jin, you can't tell Zhou Minhao, and you can't tell Tan Xiaoqi."

Lu Xiao was almost driven crazy by him, she couldn't stop laughing, and asked deliberately: "What else? Other than these, who else can I tell?"

He wanted to see if Ye Cheng would tell everyone in the class.

In the end, this guy really said it all, fluently as if he was reporting a recipe, and he was worthy of being the leader of a class.

Lu Xiao laughed until tears came out, Ju fucking regretted not recording him just now.

It was only when he mentioned those people that he remembered that he and Ye Cheng had left first and hadn't spoken to them yet.

Lu Xiao stopped temporarily and said, "Hold me well, don't fall."

"Huh?" Ye Cheng stared in confusion, but still chose to obey his words, and immediately folded his arms.

Lu Xiao let go of one hand and reached into the pocket of his trousers to take out his cell phone.

He could obviously put the person down first and then pick it up, but he just didn't want to do that.

It seems that he doesn't want to put him down for a moment, it's better to carry him like this all the time.

"Call Jiang Jin and tell him we're going back first." He passed the phone behind him without looking at it.

Ye Cheng took the phone, and Lu Xiao took advantage of the situation to carry him back and continued walking.

"password is… "

As soon as he said a few words, there was a happy "I'm untied" from behind him.

Lu Xiao was taken aback: "You solved it?"

Ye Cheng took a showy tone: "Isn't it 3.14.159?"

Lu Xiao was shocked and said, "How do you know that I like to use pi as a password?"

"Didn't you use pi all the time?" Ye Cheng poked on his phone recklessly.

Lu Xiao felt even more strange, but she couldn't get anything out of asking a drunk, so she had to give up.

Ye Cheng dialed the phone and said to the other side: "Hi, hello, can you hear me?"

He looks serious, especially funny.

He didn't know what he said, but he replied, "I'm not Xiaoxiao's love child, nor canary, I'm his classmate."

The more Lu Xiao heard it, the more something was wrong, she turned her head and said, "Who did you call?"

Ye Cheng put the phone on his ear.

A mellow male voice with a bit of evil charm came from over there: "Tsk tsk, Xiaoxiao, when did you find a little boyfriend?"

Lu Xiao looked at the screen and saw "Lu Zhanyang" written on it.

Immediately, his head was as big as a cow, and he hurriedly explained: "Cousin, I made a mistake, I'm sorry."

Lu Zhanyang obviously didn't believe it: "Come on, you're so drunk, which nightclub are you at? Do you want my cousin to wipe your ass for you?"

"Hang it up." Lu Xiaoteng couldn't make a move, and continued to direct Ye Cheng in a low voice.

Ye Cheng is a polite child, he took the phone back to his ear, and said to the other end: "Cousin, Xiaoxiao told me to hang up."

Lu Zhanyang laughed wildly and almost choked himself to death.

"Quick, hang up!" Lu Xiao was really going crazy.

Ye Cheng clicked the red button and said obediently, "Hang up."

With that posture, it seemed that Lu Xiao should praise him for his good work.

Lu Xiao said with a dark face: "Call Jiang Jin, Jiang, Jin! Have you become illiterate after drinking alcohol? You are still the first in grade, and you can't tell the difference between three characters and two characters?"

Before he finished speaking, the screen of the mobile phone hit his face, and two fingers almost poked into his nostrils.

"Jiang, Jin—is this it?" Ye Cheng was afraid that he might not be able to see clearly, so she leaned under his nose to confirm it.

Lu Xiao really convinced him: "Yes! That's it! Young master Ye, can you stop putting your hands so close to my nose, you know it's dangerous."

Ye Cheng dialed the phone and touched his nose perfunctorily: "Sorry, I didn't mean it."

I don't know why, it's obvious that he is the stupid one, but Lu Xiao always has the illusion that he is coaxing the dog.

There was no mistake this time. After he finished talking with Jiang Jin, he held the phone and said in the same cheerful tone as before: "It's over."

Lu Xiao could tell that he really wanted to praise him...

"You're awesome." He said speechlessly.

Ye Cheng chuckled, and tightened her arms a little more.

Lu Xiao's eyes darkened, and she carried him even tighter.

The two passed by the sycamore trees along the street, and the fallen leaves covered them all over their bodies.

Ye Cheng asked him: "Where are we going?"

From the very beginning, he didn't know where Lu Xiao was going to take him, but he didn't feel the slightest anxiety or uneasiness. Even the mountain-sea road was coming to an end, so he asked this question.

Lu Xiao bent the corner of her mouth and said, "I sold you."

"Sell me?" Ye Cheng stared blankly.

"Well, just follow me out, and you will count the money for me after selling it."

"Count the money for you? Then how much can I sell?"

Ye Cheng, whose mind was occupied by alcohol, could only understand what he meant literally, but when those words were combined into sentences, he couldn't quite understand them.

"How much, let me think about it." Lu Xiao looked up.

The sly figure of the moon is revealed in the gaps between the dense sycamore leaves.

"I don't want to sell it for how much money," he said, reflecting the bright moon in his dark eyes, calm and gentle, "I don't want to sell it."

Although Ye Cheng didn't quite understand, she still thought Lu Xiao was really nice.

Lu Xiao won't sell him anymore.

He happily kicked his legs twice, leaning against his broad back.

Lu Xiao's family lives not far from Shanhai Road, which is a quiet villa area.

From the moment he entered the carved iron gate, Ye Cheng looked around curiously.

"If you drink like this, grandma will be worried when I send you back, so stay at my house for one night first."

Lu Xiao thought he was confused, so she explained to him.

Ye Cheng ignored his words, leaned on his back and pointed forward, "Lu Xiao, where's the fountain in the middle?"

"Ah? What fountain?" Lu Xiao looked at the swing he was pointing at, not knowing what he was talking about.

Ye Cheng said again: "Where's the rockery that the old man transported from Hangzhou? Where's the two century-old bastards in the pool? Where's the pair of red lanterns at the door?"

Lu Xiao: "... what are you talking about?"

Ye Cheng got a little angry: "Who told you to put those two ugly stone lions there? I asked you to plant hydrangeas in that field. What is it now? Have you planted an acre of leeks!"

Lu Xiao looked at the stone lions that Meng Li specially bought for the town house, and the leeks that she had grown in her free time, her eyes gradually became very confused.

"No, where the hell is this?" Ye Cheng couldn't stand it any longer, and slapped him on the back, "Put me down!"

Lu Xiao felt that he didn't drink alcohol, but rather ate undercooked mushrooms, and hallucinations began to appear in front of his eyes.

He didn't dare to put him down, coaxing: "Let's go in first, and I'll make you a glass of honey water, you need to sober up."

Ye Cheng couldn't do it angrily: "I'm not drunk! Do you think I'm talking nonsense?"

With great effort, Lu Xiao carried him from the iron gate to the entrance door.

He gave up his strength again, and opened the door while holding him down.

When he walked in with the desperately struggling Ye Cheng on his back, he suddenly realized something was wrong—

In the living room, a familiar female voice sounded: "Xiaoxiao, why are you here now? Hey, who is this?"

Ye Cheng stopped struggling.

Lu Xiao also turned around slowly, and said with a pale face, "Mom, why are you back?"