Zhou Minhao was busy flirting with a junior high school girl who was setting up a stall, when suddenly Jiang Jin strangled his neck from behind, hot tears sprayed down his neck.
"Help me! I've had enough, I want Rongrong!" Jiang Jin wailed, almost staggering and falling.
The school girl looked at them in shock.
Zhou Minhao laughed dryly: "I'm sorry, he has some brain problems."
He dragged Jiang Jin away in embarrassment, almost wanting to give this guy a headache.
Ye Cheng walked on the runway, raised his left wrist in the sun, the brown circle hung on his slender wrist bones, his eyes were bent and swayed.
"Is this a token of love?" He asked in a low voice.
When the girl saw him wearing it, she took advantage of the opportunity to give the ring to them.
After he said this, Lu Xiao suddenly realized that they seemed to be missing something.
What is missing, of course, is the lack of a pair of rings.
Other young couples are secretly wearing a pair of rings, even the one that costs one yuan is so romantic, they should have it too!
Of course, if you buy it, you can probably only hang it around your neck.
As soon as the idea of pairing rings emerged, it became deeply ingrained in his mind, and he decided to secretly think of a way to measure Ye Cheng's finger circumference, secretly giving him a surprise.
"Of course not," he said righteously, "the token of love must be full of ritual, and it can be remembered forever. Whenever you think about it in the future, you will feel that it is very meaningful and very meaningful." It is worth remembering."
Ye Cheng blurted out: "You don't want to give me a ring, do you?"
Lu Xiao: "..."
Ye Cheng noticed the slight change in his expression, and thought to herself, right? She guessed it right
In order to protect the young man's fragile and sensitive self-esteem, he had no choice but to haha and said: "It should be impossible, are you planning to give me shoes?"
Help, so blunt, he secretly regretted that he had said the wrong thing.
Lu Xiao's emotions almost didn't tense, and she said stiffly: "I didn't intend to give you anything, you think too much."
Ye Cheng: "Oh, okay."
Lu Xiao thought for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Have you ever received a gift like a ring... or shoes before? Why do you ask so suddenly?"
Damn, if that dog was given by his predecessor, he would want to take him out and beat him up now.
If you dare to give a ring, it's up to you
"No." Ye Cheng's eyes flickered.
He has received DR, Cartier, and Tiffany... There are so many, too many to count. According to Lu Xiao's urination, the first ring will most likely be given to DR.
Lu Xiao glanced at him suspiciously, but couldn't find any evidence, so she had to give up.
During the lunch break at noon, Chao Xu informed everyone that there would be an open class tomorrow.
There was a sudden commotion in the class, and chattering discussions broke out.
"My God, our class is also equipped with open classes??"
"Hahahahaha, you are so wicked, you will die if Lao Xu hears this."
"Aren't the public classes only available to the top classes? Is our class about to rise?"
"It's better to go to the classroom with its own video. Tell me, will Lao Xu be so nervous that he can't even hold the chalk?"
"You bitch, you don't use chalk in that classroom."
Everyone was noisy for a while, until Ye Cheng patted the table to maintain discipline, and then they all got down to take a nap. The cultural festival in the afternoon will continue, so everyone began to supplement sleep to ensure physical strength.
Lu Xiao glanced around like a thief, then lowered her head to send a message to Tan Xiaoqi.
Suspect X: [Is there a rope? A soft ruler can also be used.]
Tan Xiaoqi: [... What are you doing, my God, you don't have any special sexual fetishes, do you? !]
Suspect X: [? ? ?]
Suspect X: [What are you talking about, I want to measure Ye Cheng's finger circumference, and I want to give him a ring.]
There was a bang in front, and Tan Xiaoqi fell headfirst from the chair.
The person who was woken up next to her looked up at her, and said angrily, "Can you be quiet?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Tan Xiaoqi apologized repeatedly.
Lu Xiao glanced at Ye Cheng, who was sleeping soundly next to her. That pretty face was facing him, lying on the deer neck pillow he bought, her cheeks flushed slightly from sleep. So cute.
Tan Xiaoqi got up and frantically threw the news at him: [You asked for marriage? ! Fuck me, I really didn't expect that other people's cp might be fake, might still be ambiguous, might have problems even if they are together, my cp is fucking going to get married? ! No, I'm talking nonsense, it's not marriage, it's a proposal!]
Suspect X: [Please be tall, if I dare to propose, he can throw the ring box in my face on the spot and tell me to go back and meditate behind closed doors and learn to copy the "Qingxin Sutra" a hundred times, do you believe it or not?]
Tan Xiaoqi: [emmmmm... ]
She already had a picture in her mind, Ye Cheng threw down the ring box with a face full of anger, Tangtang Yige was standing in the corridor holding the box and crying.
Damn, it seems to be very emotional.
Suspect X: [Just buy a pair of rings, the unpretentious kind, understand?]
Tan Xiaoqi: [Okay, then what brand do you want to buy, do you need a recommendation?]
Suspect X: [DR.]
Lu Xiao glanced at Ye Cheng again. He slept with his lips slightly open, which was a good time to measure.
Suspect X: [Hurry up, lend me your hair rope.]
Tan Xiaoqi donated the hair rope without any hesitation, stooped to the back row quietly, squatted on the table and handed it up, "Here." She lowered her voice very low.
When giving the hair rope to Lu Xiao, she saw the rubber band on his wrist.
"Why do you ask me to borrow a rubber band if you have one?" She asked puzzled.
Lu Xiao also answered her in a very low voice: "This is our couple's item, I want to mark it on the hair rope, and I will pay you ten hair ropes tomorrow."
Tan Xiaoqi: "... I rely on it."
Woohoo, smelly couple.
Woohoo, more dog food like this.
Lu Xiao took the hair rope in her hand and cut it off with a paper knife without hesitation, so it was easier to measure.
The noon sun shines on the desks, and the sound of breathing echoes in the classroom.
He held his breath, and carefully approached Ye Cheng's hand inch by inch.
Ye Cheng closed her eyes tightly, her eyelashes trembling slightly.
His left arm rests under the neck pillow, cushioning the hollow of his neck.
Lu Xiao tentatively touched the back of his left hand with a finger.
Ye Cheng didn't respond, so he breathed a sigh of relief, gently held his left middle finger, and slowly lifted it up at a speed of 0.1mm per second.
The whole process took five minutes.
It was so slow that even Tan Xiaoqi, who was squatting beside watching the excitement, couldn't stand it anymore, and rolled back to her seat with a black face.
Lu Xiao's hand holding his middle finger shook and shook until it became a sieve.
He accidentally knocked off the pencil case on the table with his elbow.
The person next to him raised his head, and Lu Xiao was so frightened that he immediately let go of his hands and lay back on the table.
A generation of school bully has never lost his composure like this.
After a few minutes, the surroundings became quiet again, and then he slowly raised his head and looked at Ye Cheng.
Thankfully, such a commotion did not wake him up.
This time Lu Xiao learned to be smart, he swept all the sundries on the table into the table hole, even picked up his most beloved red devil and threw it in, for fear of accidentally scratching Ye Cheng.
This process took five minutes, because he cleaned up very slowly, so as not to make any noise to disturb others.
Ye Cheng clenched her teeth slightly, her cheeks bulging.
What a fuck, he didn't fall asleep at all, and listened to this retarded operation for more than 20 minutes.
It's so fucking annoying, can you finish the measurement quickly and let him sleep? !
In the afternoon, I will help Tan Mengmeng set up a stall together. He is really sleepy but he can't sleep because of the noise, and pretending to be asleep is ten thousand times harder than actually falling asleep, okay
In order to ensure the smooth progress of the next measurement work, Ye Cheng even quietly moved the middle finger out a little, hurry up.
Lu Xiao exhaled nervously and wiped the sweat off her palms.
He leaned forward again and again, pinched the middle finger, and wrapped the hair rope around Ye Cheng's finger as if driving at 0.5 times speed.
Ye Cheng's heart was also relieved, and finally it was almost done.
Lu Xiao picked up the red pen and prepared to make a mark on the hairband.
But he didn't know if he was too excited or what happened, his hand slipped, and the tip of the pen directly poked Ye Cheng's hand, leaving a streak of red.
Lu Xiao: "!!!"
He almost collapsed, but looked at Ye Cheng again, he still didn't wake up, and even snored lightly.
He gradually began to suspect, could it be that he didn't wake up after doing this
This is not normal.
Lu Xiao frowned and stared at his face for one minute, two minutes, three minutes.
Ye Cheng smacked her lips, already starting to scold him in her heart.
Are you finished? After the measurement, can you go to sleep quickly!
Next, Lu Xiao made a move that directly made him suspect that this person's IQ might be as shameful as 0.
Lu Xiao tried to pinch his nose.
Could anyone be more stupid than this? If so, then the world will end.
Ye Cheng tried to hold her breath and began to compete with him.
I've been pretending to be asleep for so long, and I can't let it fall by the wayside.
hold onto! Persistence is victory!
He was so angry in his dantian, exhausted all the strength he had learned to swim in the past few years, and bet on his determination to defend the dignity of his boyfriend to the death, holding his breath again and again!
Nothing beats a swimming champion!
Ye Cheng's face turned red a little bit, her face and ears turned red, and a few veins popped out of her neck.
He counted the seconds in his mind, surprised while reading, I am so fucking awesome, I didn't seem to hold my breath for more than a minute last time, and now it has been a minute and a half.
Just when he thought he could fight for another minute, Lu Xiao suddenly let go of his nose.
Fresh air poured in, Ye Cheng didn't dare to inhale quickly, and reservedly took small mouthfuls of air through her nostrils.
Lu Xiao's cold voice sounded, "Can normal people hold their breath like this while sleeping? You must be practicing swimming."
There was a loud noise in Ye Cheng's head.
Fuck, miscalculated.
He couldn't pretend anymore, and opened his eyes, just in time to meet Lu Xiao's grief-stricken eyes.
Ye Cheng looked away and got up from the table.
"You already knew I was measuring the circumference of my fingers?"
He bit the bullet and nodded.
"You guessed that I was going to give you a ring?"
nodded again.
"Someone gave you a ring before, right?"
Still nodded.
Ye Cheng reacted suddenly, looked at him immediately and shook his head, and whispered: "...No, really not."
Lu Xiao looked at him in disbelief: "You lied to me! You said you can't lie! You taught me that trust is the basic law of love, and you asked me never to lie to you in the future!"
He pursed his lips, stood up angrily and walked out the back door.
Ye Cheng covered her face, it was over.