Before Lu Xiao came out to his family, Lu Jinnan did arrange several blind dates for him.
But later this matter became a topic of conversation after dinner, not because of anything else, but because of making a lot of fools every time.
For the first time, Lu Jinnan arranged for Tao Xue, the partner's daughter, a young lady with both princess disease and hypocrisy. Unfortunately, she ran into Lu Xiao, a whore expert. She ran out crying after eating, her make-up was in tears. Following this, the decades of friendship between her father and Lu Jinnan came to an end, and even the projects they were talking about were gone.
The second was a small family of jasper who taught English in foreign languages. The girl went back and said, "I suggest Lu Xiao go back to high school and save his brain." For the third time, Lu Jinnan studied intelligence, and found a daughter who was as fond of playing as Lu Xiao. A few days later, her boyfriend brought someone to smash the scene, and Lu Xiao beat her to 120 and carried her to the hospital.
Of these three blind dates, Lu Jinnan lost a lot of money twice, and once made him lose face in front of his academic friends. At that time, he was several years old. So much so that when he saw Ye Cheng, he only felt that in the face of character and suitability, gender didn't seem to be too rigid.
Ye Cheng looked at his half-bald hair, and thought it was cruel to the old man.
So he cleared his throat and replied, "Lu Xiao likes someone who is more independent, not too clingy, and has his own career and hobbies. It's best to play games and basketball with him, and be able to mingle with his friends. And you must have fair skin, big eyes, long legs, and short, straight black hair."
He also likes to toss some skirts, I have two in the suitcase, he added silently in his heart.
Following his description, Lu Jinnan rolled his eyes on him, and then seemed to come back to his senses, and said with a little embarrassment: "Well, she also knows how to play basketball. It's hard to find such a girl. He likes it." ...so specific?"
He thought Ye Cheng would answer some general questions, such as kindness, filial piety, etc., but he didn't expect it to be so detailed.
And no matter how I heard it, I felt that this girl was very "manly".
Ye Cheng nodded cautiously, "It's really hard to find."
The unspoken meaning is that you simply give up.
Lu Jinnan stroked his chin thoughtfully, and said, "Okay, then I'll think about it. Thank you, Xiaoye."
"Grandpa, you are too polite, it's just a matter of raising your hands." Ye Cheng said modestly.
When Lu Xiao came back with tea, the two were discussing going fishing in the sea in a few days.
No one in the Lu family has the same preferences as Lu Jinnan. They have been well-fed all their lives, and they can't understand some of Lu Jinnan's words at all.
For example, Lu Jinnan usually eats wontons on a whim. After the meal, he said that he remembered when he was a child, there would be a small cart selling wontons at the entrance of the alley, and the wontons with spicy oil were delicious.
At this time, his eldest son would continue to eat in a dull manner, Lu Yaoshan would hypocritically perfunctory say "Yes, I miss you so much", and the third son would pick his teeth and say that he only eats wontons tonight? Only Ye Cheng would listen to him carefully, and ask which alley it was, and go to see if there was any wonton seller to pack for him another day.
No matter how high a person stands, he also needs care and comfort.
Apart from his low status, Lu Jinnan is just an ordinary old man in his sixties.
After returning from the old house, Lu Xiao was quite puzzled, and muttered: "Strange, why didn't grandpa let me..."
"What do you want?" Ye Cheng didn't hear clearly.
Lu Xiao glanced at him in a panic, and said, "It's nothing, you're not afraid of my grandpa, my uncles are terribly afraid of him."
Ye Cheng said: "I haven't done anything wrong, so why should I be afraid?"
Lu Xiao looked at him strangely: "You are with me, isn't it a shame?"
The car stopped in front of the house.
Ye Cheng patted his cheek and said: "Of course not, grandpa has to thank me." Then he opened the door and got out of the car.
Lu Xiao sat blankly in the car for a few seconds, and suddenly blushed and clenched the steering wheel tightly.
Fuck, I love his confident look so much, I love my wife so much, he howled in his heart.
That night, Lu Xiao reluctantly persuaded Ye Cheng and Gao Qiulan to stay, but Gao Qiulan declined his request because she wanted to go back to feed the newly bought fry.
At noon the next day, when Meng Li woke up, he found that Lu Xiao was still at home.
She was sitting at the dining table with the mask on, and saw him poking at the braised pork that Mrs. Wang had made with dull eyes, without taking a bite of the food in front of her.
Meng Li asked suspiciously: "Didn't you invite Xiao Cheng to have lunch, why didn't you pick him up?"
Lu Xiao slowly raised her head, stared at the bright yellow mask on her face, and said sadly: "Mom, I seem to be broken in love."
As he spoke, he covered his face in pain.
Meng Li was taken aback, and quickly took off the mask to comfort him: "No, why did you break up in love? Xiaocheng dumped you? Speak well, don't worry, mom will help you stroke it."
Lu Xiao turned on the phone screen and showed her the chat interface between him and Lu Jinnan.
Lu Jinnan said: [I have arranged a girl for you, you can meet her when you have time.]
Then there are a few data maps and life photos.
Xia Ran, 20 years old, B major in fashion design. He has a good family background and plans to start his own business. He likes basketball, games and drag racing. He has short black straight hair and sunglasses, and looks very cool.
"Grandpa didn't find this style, it must have been suggested by Ye Cheng." Lu Xiao said with grief and indignation, "It's probably because they dismissed me yesterday for a chat, it's too much!"
When he yelled, he touched the new blisters at the corners of his mouth, grinning his teeth in pain.
Meng Li opened his eyes wide, feeling that things were not that simple.
She faltered: "Is it really Xiaocheng's suggestion? How about I call and ask?"
Lu Xiao immediately pushed her mobile phone over and said, "If you call now, just say that I am very angry and ask him if he wants to sleep at our house tonight."
Meng Li: "..."
She resisted the urge to put the mask on Lu Xiao's face, and dialed Ye Cheng's phone in a very speechless manner.
Lu Xiao leaned over and stuck to the side to eavesdrop.
"Hey, Xiaocheng, it's me, godmother." Meng Li said into the phone.
"What's the matter, mom?" Ye Cheng asked, "I'm getting ready to go out, and I have an appointment with Lu Xiao for lunch."
Lu Xiao covered the bubble at the corner of her mouth and whispered, "There's no more food! Ask him about business!"
Meng Li had no choice but to say, "Well, did you say something to his grandfather yesterday? Lu Xiao received a message from his grandfather saying that he wanted to introduce him to a blind date."
Lu Xiao said, "Tell him I'm angry."
Meng Li: "He...he is very angry."
Ye Cheng remembered what happened yesterday, and said in surprise: "Grandpa found it so quickly? I thought that according to that standard, it would take a while without talking."
Lu Xiao jumped up from the chair and lowered her voice angrily: "Look, it's what he said! Tell him to sleep with me tonight, otherwise the consequences will be serious!"
Meng Li couldn't bear to push him back, ignored his unreasonable request, and said to the other end: "Yes, the old man has been worrying about this for a long time. But since he asked you, you have to answer it. Blame you. I will find a suitable opportunity to hint to the old man about your affairs later. "
"Then thank you mom." Ye Cheng said.
Meng Li sighed: "The acceptance of the elderly may not be so high, you have to be mentally prepared..."
Lu Xiao roared beside her with fire in her eyes: "Let him apologize to me! He betrayed me, and I won't forgive him easily!"
Meng Li finally became impatient, and directly tapped his phone on his cheek, and said loudly: "Lu Xiao said he has something to tell you, so you can tell it yourself."
The moment the phone was pressed against his face, Lu Xiao's mouth stopped instantly.
Meng Li rolled his eyes and moved to the living room to apply a mask.
"Ah?" Ye Cheng questioned there.
Lu Xiao choked for a moment, was silent for a moment, and said sullenly, "Have you gone out yet?"
"Not yet, are you almost there? I'm going out."
"Don't come out yet," Lu Xiao said angrily, "Wait at home, it's cold outside, don't catch a cold again, I'll be there in twenty minutes."
Half an hour later, Lu Xiao drove Ye Cheng to eat a private kitchen.
This restaurant is far away from the urban area, Ye Cheng sat in the passenger car with a hand warmer and pillow, eating nuts like nothing else.
Lu Xiao endured it for a long time, but she still couldn't hold it back, and found fault aloud: "Don't you feel uncomfortable? I'm going on a blind date, can you still eat?"
Ye Cheng gave the almonds to his mouth, and then realized that Lu Xiao had been very irritable since he got in the car.
It seems to be right, he knew that this blind date would be yellow, but Lu Xiao didn't know.
He took a bite of the almond and comforted him: "It's okay, as long as you don't want to, grandpa won't force you."
Lu Xiao slammed the steering wheel, her face was extremely smelly: "Is this the point? The point is that you are not jealous?!"
Ye Cheng didn't expect his thinking to be so clear, and the almond got stuck in his throat.
The car was quiet for a few minutes.
While waiting for the green light, Lu Xiao took a few deep breaths, suppressed her temper and said, "As compensation, you sleep at my house tonight."
He deliberately used an orderly tone, making the offer undeniable. However, Ye Cheng showed embarrassment and said, "But Huang Sheng'an is going to my house for dinner tonight, and grandma told me to go home before six o'clock."
Lu Xiao looked at him aggrieved and in disbelief, "Can't you come to me after dinner? Do you know how long we haven't slept together, the whole exam week! There are two nights to come back!"
Ye Cheng finally understood.
Damn, as expected, a man who has been abstinent for a few days is hardly a human being.
From the very beginning, the reason why he got angry for no reason was not because of the blind date, but because this guy was so suffocated...
Upon closer inspection, the dark circles under Lu Xiao's eyes appeared, and there was a string of blisters at the corner of her mouth.
Properly desire dissatisfaction.
Ye Cheng felt like laughing, but in the next second, he didn't hold back, and really laughed.
Lu Xiao exploded immediately, staring at him with red eyes, "I'm so mad" written all over his face.
Ye Cheng quickly stuffed the half-eaten almonds into his mouth, and coaxed: "Hey, drive quickly, the green light is here."
Lu Xiao chewed the half of the almonds while driving, and his mood stabilized a little, but he was still angry.
Ye Cheng suppressed a smile and said, "Well, I'll go to your house tomorrow and help you match clothes for the blind date."
Seeing that Lu Xiao was about to explode again, he hurriedly added: "Try to persuade that woman to leave once and for all, and you will be notorious in the blind date circle, and no one will dare to go on a blind date with you from now on."
"It's not too bad." Lu Xiao squinted at him, "You must come tomorrow, if you dare to touch me..."
He said softly and firmly: "I'll kill you."