Ye Cheng coughed a few times, then turned her head: "Got it."
Seeing him take the initiative to show weakness, Lu Xiao felt a little more comfortable.
After eating, the two spent the afternoon in the farm. After Lu Xiao sent him back at night, she sent a message to Jiang Jin, saying: [Come to my house tomorrow, Ah Cheng said I need your help.]
Jiang Jin was very puzzled: [Didn't you tell me earlier that you might want to break up?]
Lu Xiao: [Bah, bah, you just broke up, your whole family broke up!]
Jiang Jin: [...? ?]
Ye Cheng's plan was detailed and well thought out. He analyzed Xia Ran's personality and believed that the three types she hated most should be Pu Xinnan, Ma Baonan and Neptune. Lu Xiao obviously doesn't look ordinary, on the contrary, his arrogance will attract girls, so the first way won't work; Xia Ran's father and the old man are partners, so it is natural to know that Lu Xiao has never been in a relationship. I can't stand still.
The only reliable one is the cowardly and incompetent Ma Baonan.
This performance requires the all-round cooperation of Jiang Jin and Ye Cheng. Jiang Jin is responsible for singing bad faces, and Ye Cheng is responsible for singing red faces, so as to form a sharp contrast with Lu Xiao.
The three of them were shopping at the mall to pick out clothes.
Lu Xiao expressed a little worry: "What if that girl likes you?"
Ye Cheng easily responded to the enemy: "It's very simple, I just raise my orchid finger before leaving the stage."
"... As expected of my brother Cheng, he is willing to let go." Jiang Jin gave him a thumbs up.
"Just this set, it looks good." Ye Cheng picked up a pair of suspender jeans and said, "Momboys always wear this."
Lu Xiao: "?"
Jiang Jin laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, paired with a white shirt and black-rimmed glasses, it's a perfect mother!"
Ye Cheng gesticulated on Lu Xiao's clothes and trousers, patted him and said, "Go, change it up and have a look."
Lu Xiao was disgusted, and protested: "Can I change a set? It's not like Mabao, it's like an idiot."
"No, this set is the most suitable."
Half an hour later, Lu Xiao looked completely new from head to toe.
With a shiny back hair, black-rimmed glasses, a striped shirt and overalls, she looks not only like a mother, but also a little mentally handicapped, like a giant baby whose IQ stays at the age of three.
Jiang Jin laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and sneakily took a few photos of him. Lu Xiao chased him all over the mall to grab cell phones, and forcefully ordered him to delete the photos.
That night, Lu Xiao was so angry that she pressed Ye Cheng into the bathtub and asked, "You want to make a fool of me on purpose, huh?"
His hair was wet and stuck to his face, looking lustful and dangerous.
Ye Cheng couldn't utter a complete sentence, her slender fingers clasped the edge of the bathtub tightly, her knuckles were alluring pink, "Don't...you have to go to the photoshop tomorrow, ah..."
"What are you talking about? Tell me, why don't you tell me?" Lu Xiao was like a hungry beast, she didn't feel sorry for his fragile expression at all. The violence in his heart intensified, gradually making him lose his mind.
Water splashed everywhere, and the mirror was covered with mist.
The bathroom was filled with a strong and charming atmosphere until late at night.
Early the next morning, Lu Xiao went downstairs in her pajamas to serve Ye Cheng breakfast.
Meng Li was eating and talking on the phone. Seeing his satiated look, he couldn't help but glared at him: "It was quite late yesterday, right? Don't just care about yourself, it's okay for Xiaocheng to squeeze her shoulders and waist, you know ?"
Today is different from the past, Lu Xiao's skin has thickened a lot, and he said carelessly: "Pinch, the first thing I do when I open my eyes in the morning is to give him a massage."
Meng Li's eyes were even more contemptuous, who knows if the massage is real or fake.
She pointed to her neck and reminded, "Cover up the scratches here, don't you want to go on a blind date this afternoon?"
Lu Xiao touched her neck nonchalantly, "Got it."
Speaking of it, it seemed that every time he spent the night with Ye Cheng, he would find scratches on his body the next day. I don't know if he was too immersed at the time or what. He didn't notice it at all when he was caught, and he didn't even feel pain when he took a shower. It wasn't until I woke up in the morning that I felt a tingling pain in my skin.
Tsk, what a scratchy little wild cat.
Lu Xiao ate two bites of bread, picked out Ye Cheng's favorite shrimp dumplings and porridge, put them on the tray, turned and went upstairs.
Meng Li propped his chin in melancholy, and sighed: "It's nice to be young, you can indulge as much as you want."
The girlfriend on the other end of the phone said, "Come to the bar tonight, and I'll introduce you to Xiao Xianrou."
"Farewell," Meng Li said cheerfully, "The kid was only two years older than Xiaoxiao last time, don't you think it's too embarrassing?"
The best friend said: "What's so embarrassing, I always thought you had a physical problem before, so I didn't dare to ask you out. Now that you've recovered, you're so gorgeous, okay! Those dog men are not good enough for you, we A flower in Nandu is the best!"
Meng Li laughed: "Don't be silly."
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Xiao and Ye Cheng set off on time for a French restaurant.
Lu Xiao specially wore a hat when she went downstairs, for fear of being laughed at by Meng Li, but there was no sign of Meng Li downstairs.
He made an appointment with Xia Ran at five o'clock, and because he needed to make preparations in advance, he arrived at the restaurant first.
Ye Cheng gave the manager a little favor, telling him that they were recording a street talk show, and she needed to play the role of waiter in this restaurant for two hours. As soon as the manager heard that he could promote it by the way, he agreed in a hurry and told him which corners were suitable for placing aircraft seats.
Here's their plan—
First of all, Lu Xiao wanted to show her cowardly and traditional side through words and deeds; then, Jiang Jin hid in a corner pretending to be his mother and called him to deepen this personality setting; Not daring to make a sound in the corner, Ye Cheng came on stage to resolve the conflict.
The purpose of this plan is to let Xia Ran understand that the courage of a young master from a rich family is even worse than that of a waiter in a restaurant.
After everything was arranged, it was almost five o'clock.
Several tables of guests entered the restaurant one after another, and Lu Xiao also chose a corner seat to sit down and waited quietly.
Ye Cheng put on a shirt and vest, and walked around the restaurant with a tray in her hand. Jiang Jin hid under a table and said "OK" to him.
Everything is ready, just waiting for the heroine to make her debut.
At the moment when the clock passed five o'clock, there was a roar outside the door, which instantly attracted the attention of several customers.
Ye Cheng also looked over, and saw a black Suzuki parked in front of the store.
A tall girl in a leather skirt got off the motorcycle, took off her helmet neatly and pushed the door in. Her short hair and skirt swayed as the doorbell rang. Even the manager was stunned.
She walked past Ye Cheng on her boots, and she was about the same height as him.
"Hello, where is table 29?" She asked the manager, her voice was not as thin as a girl's, but more neutral and mellow.
"Inside, this way please."
When the manager heard about Table 29, he wondered if this is the Internet celebrity who participated in the filming. No wonder he looks so good-looking.
Ye Cheng also followed with the menu, and Jiang Jin under the table stared at Xia Ran's back with his mouth open.
Xia Ran walked to table 29, sat down directly, and snapped her fingers as a greeting: "Hey, bro, is that Lu Xiao?"
Lu Xiao paused visibly to the naked eye, and was just about to raise her eyebrows to greet her back, but after seeing Ye Cheng, she realized that she is now a "mabao boy", so she stretched out her hand obediently and said, "Hello, Miss Sister."
Xia Ran chewed gum, blew a bubble, and patted his palm and back. Looking up and down at his clothes, the expression on his face was beyond words.
She temporarily abandoned the idea of complaining, and said bluntly, "Let's order."
Ye Cheng handed the menu in front of her, and just about to introduce it, she ordered a few times: "This, this, and this, and another bottle... Forget it, I can't drink. Brother, do you want to drink?"
She raised her chin to ask the other person, her arrogant tone didn't seem like a question, but like a fight.
Lu Xiao's competitiveness was aroused, and she reflexively wanted to pretend to be aggressive, but Ye Cheng stared back at her.
He silently took a sip of water from his cup and said, "My mother won't let me drink."
Xia Ran stopped chewing gum, Ye Cheng was closer to her, and felt her hand move, as if she wanted to lift the cup to do something. In the end, she just raised the cup and took a sip of water, took a deep breath and smiled, "Okay, your mother is right."
Ye Cheng raised the corners of his mouth, it seemed that this stepping on mines was extremely precise.
Sure enough, cool girls dislike this kind of boys the most.
After Xia Ran finished ordering, he showed Lu Xiao the menu, and secretly poked his arm.
Lu Xiao understood, covered her mouth and exclaimed: "You ordered snails? Oh my god, snails are so cute, how can you eat snails?!"
Xia Ran was drinking water, and suddenly sprayed it everywhere.
Lu Xiao was a playful upper body, wiped the overalls in a panic and said, "Oh, you've sprayed all over my clothes, and my mother will scold me."
Ye Cheng lowered her head, her shoulders trembled slightly, and she was almost going crazy from holding back her laughter.
Half of the guests in the restaurant looked at it, and the manager thought they were acting according to the script, and even asked someone to bring me a plate of melon seeds, kowtowed and watched with gusto.
Xia Ran choked so hard that she coughed up tears.
Ye Cheng took the opportunity to hand over the napkin and asked her in a low voice if she was okay. She waved her hands with tears in her eyes, with "what kind of idiot is this" written all over her face, her chest heaving up and down.
After ordering, Ye Cheng retreated temporarily.
When passing by the bottom of the table, he kicked Jiang Jin under the table and whispered, "Call Lu Xiao in a minute."
Jiang Jin covered his mouth: "No! Brother Cheng, I don't dare to tease her, she's fucking taller than me! You won't just give me an over-the-shoulder throw?"
Ye Cheng said, "No, she's wearing a skirt."
"But... why do I feel that she looks like she wants to beat Brother Xiao?" Jiang Jin witnessed the scene just now, and watched Xia Ran pick up and put down the knife and fork, as if trying to endure.
Ye Cheng comforted him: "It's okay, anyway, she's going to hit Lu Xiao if she wants to hit her, and I'll come out before she hits you."
Jiang Jin: "Really, don't lie to me."
Ye Cheng: "Really, now, call Lu Xiao, hurry up."
The character set needs to be struck while the iron is hot, and Xia Ran will give her another blow in the head quickly while taking advantage of Xia Ran's nausea.
Jiang Jin tremblingly dialed Lu Xiao's cell phone.
Lu Xiaozheng blinked at Xia Ran in a demented manner, and saw that her face was getting darker and darker, as dark as the motorcycle outside.
The phone vibrated, and he connected it to his ear, and said in a very happy tone: "Hey, Mom, I'm on a blind date with the little sister introduced by my grandfather."
Xia Ran couldn't help shivering, and stared at him with a cold face.