Jiang Jin squatted under the table, originally terrified, but after hearing Lu Xiao call "Mom", the corners of his mouth instantly grinned uncontrollably to the base of his ears.
"My dear son, hehehe." He tapped the recording conveniently, "call twice to listen."
Lu Xiao hid the tablecloth with her left hand under the table, gritted her teeth and said with a smile: "Well, I wear long johns obediently, so I won't be cold. Don't worry, I opened the chair for Miss Sister, am I very Great, Mom?"
Xia Ran's fork stabbed into the pre-dinner bread so hard that Ye Cheng next to him couldn't help but sweat. Her face gradually distorted, and her father's exhortation sounded in her mind: As long as there is no trouble with me, I will allow you to move out, and Jiulong's house can be chosen by you.
Jiang Jin burst out laughing: "No, it's too stupid, hahahaha."
Lu Xiao tried her best to be patient and said: "Okay, I see, I will send her back. Let's not talk about mom for now, bye."
The moment he hung up the phone, Xia Ran said with a dry smile, "Don't take me back, I came here by bike."
After dinner, you can get out of here, wherever you come from.
Ye Cheng served the dish with a plate, and gave her a light look by the way. Lu Xiao received his hint, and continued to say: "How can that be possible? My mother said that she must send the girl home. I don't worry about you going back alone."
Please, brother.
Xia Ran wants to block his mouth with bread before eating, which one of us is more reassuring
However, she still endured the humiliation and didn't spray dirty, her face froze with a smile: "No need, I learn Sanda, it's safe to go home alone."
Just as Jiang Jin crawled over from under the table, when he heard these words, he immediately went back silently, leaving only his butt sticking out.
Ye Cheng walked around and dragged him out, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Hurry up, they've already started eating."
Jiang Jin cried like hell: "She said she learned Sanda! I can't, I really can't! I haven't fought for a long time, and she is a woman, how can I do it?!"
The chain is dropped at a critical moment.
Ye Cheng was completely speechless, "I didn't ask you to fight! Wouldn't it be okay to say some stupid words? She won't do anything to you."
"Woooooooo, promise not to let her hit me."
"... I promise, go."
Ye Cheng's patience was completely worn out, and she grabbed his collar and pushed him hard.
Xia Ran looked at Lu Xiao's eating posture, cut the meat smaller than her, and stuffed it into her mouth awkwardly. She couldn't hold back and took a few sips of water, barely suppressing the anger and discomfort in her chest.
It's fucking amazing.
Every time I hear people say that blind dates are unreliable and there are many strange things, I never expected to encounter this kind of idiot for the first time.
At this moment, a boy in a sleek dress came over.
While shaking casually, his calf trembled.
Xia Ran's attention was not on eating, she glanced at him inexplicably.
Jiang Jin took a few deep breaths, summoned up the courage to step forward and said, "Hey, little beauty, what are you looking at, are you in love with me, brother?"
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was an old drifter. Xia Ran immediately understood and laughed out of anger.
I forgot to read the almanac when I went out today, and I met everyone.
Well, it just so happens that I have nowhere to vent my anger.
She took off the leather jacket casually, rolled up the cuff to reveal the flower arm of her left hand, clasped her hands and stretched her muscles and bones.
Lu Xiao was thinking about how to start with "my mother" to educate Jiang Jin, a "little bastard", but she was stunned when she saw her flowery arms.
Empress Jiang Jincang took two steps back, and recited her lines tremblingly: "You... don't be ignorant, it's your honor to fall in love with my brother, woman, now hand over your WeChat..."
Before he could say "Come", Xia Ran's stool made a harsh mopping sound, then got up and punched him in the face.
The whole restaurant looked over, and the guests exclaimed.
It happened so suddenly, Ye Cheng hurriedly threw the tray on to save her.
As soon as he walked over, a long leg swept across the air, sweeping Jiang Jin to the ground with a bang. Ye Cheng leaned up quickly, and was almost accidentally injured by that leg.
Jiang Jin lay on the ground without saying a word, Xia Ran calmly retracted her legs and straightened her skirt.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Lu Xiao: "..."
The manager clapped his hands behind the counter: "It's so handsome! This is one of the legends, and now the scripts of street interviews are so exciting."
This meal is already too much to eat.
Xia Ran picked up the key on the table and said to Lu Xiao, "Eat slowly, this meal is my treat."
After speaking, he turned and left without looking back.
The manager chased her out, gave her a distinguished membership card, left her contact information, and chatted a lot around her.
The black Suzuki made a sound of blasting the street, and walked away.
Ye Cheng quickly helped Jiang Jin up and let him sit on the seat.
The manager walked in to reassure everyone: "It's okay, it's okay, Internet celebrities are filming variety shows, you continue to eat. Oh, you are too dedicated, you have a nosebleed, I'll get you some ice cubes."
Jiang Jin sobbed and leaned on Lu Xiao's shoulder, covering his nose, feeling extremely aggrieved: "She hit me in the face! She actually hit me in the face! Woohoo, my nose hurts so much, won't it be broken?"
Lu Xiao pushed him away, looked at his nose seriously, stretched out her hand and pressed it a few times, which made Jiang Jin howl again.
"No fracture." Lu Xiao said.
Ye Cheng's face was horrified, and he took the manager's ice cubes to help him compress his face.
Jiang Jin looked at him with tears in his eyes: "Brother Cheng, you promised not to let her hurt me! You said you would be the first to rush up to protect me!"
Ye Cheng: "Ahem, I was stunned for a while, I didn't react, I'm sorry."
After all, who would have thought that she would strike when she stood up, and she would make up for the lack of punch. This Xia Ran is wild enough, I don't know where the old man found him.
Lu Xiao was quite satisfied. With a good appetite, she cut a piece of meat and fed it to Ye Cheng, saying, "How is my performance?"
Ye Cheng nodded, chewed the meat and said: "She performed supernormally, she looks very angry. If this is the case, she will go back and tell the family that it is the woman who rejected you first, and grandpa should not blame you."
Lu Xiao was praised by his wife, and happily said to Jiang Jin: "Don't cry, order casually, she treats guests anyway."
Jiang Jin took a big mouthful of meat with tears in his eyes.
Xia Ran rode halfway against the wind, and suddenly found that the sunglasses pinned to her neckline were missing.
It must have been dropped when I beat someone up just now, it's so fucking bad.
She thought of the person who gave her the sunglasses, cursed, and had to turn around and go back.
When she arrived near the restaurant, she saw the gangster who had molested her just now, sitting with Ma Baonan and the waiter eating. Ma Baonan changed his submissive look just now, his face was cool and cold, he fed the waiter a mouthful of food with his backhand, and thoughtfully wiped his mouth with a tissue.
Xia Ran narrowed her eyes and looked at them lying on the motorcycle.
It seemed that the young master of the Lu family was not that simple, and things became more interesting.
Night fell.
After taking a shower, Lu Xiao turned on the computer and received an email from Secretary Zhang. It contains some basic information of the head office, which is convenient for him to understand the situation during his internship.
The water droplets on his hair have not been dried yet, flowing into the collar of the bathrobe along the looming chest muscles, which is completely different from the idiot's suspenders outfit during the day. If the manager saw him, he probably wouldn't recognize him.
The phone on the table vibrated, and Lu Xiao took a look at it.
He hung up on an unfamiliar number.
After a while, the phone vibrated again, and it was the same number.
He frowned and hung up again.
Usually he doesn't know who is calling, and he doesn't bother to answer it.
Less than a minute later, the number called again.
Lu Xiao became impatient, she connected it to her ear, stared at the screen and said, "What are you doing?"
The other end was obviously calmed down by his tone, and after a while, there was a slightly familiar laughter.
"Oh, it turns out that Young Master Lu has such a bad temper, I really can't see it."
Lu Xiao paused her typing hands and recognized Xia Ran's voice.
Fuck, why did she call? Didn't she get disgusted enough during the day
Lu Xiao covered her forehead, and after a few seconds, squeezed her throat and said joyfully, "Miss, it's you, I'm sorry, I was busy just now, what's the matter with you looking for me so late?"
Who knows, Xia Ran laughed even louder.
"Young Master Lu, you are a smart person, so don't talk around in circles."
"What do you mean?" Lu Xiao's face darkened, guessing that she should understand something.
Xia Ran said: "After I got home, I thought about it and thought that you are actually quite a good person. I shouldn't resist the arrangement at home."
Shit!
Lu Xiao cursed secretly in her heart, she didn't expect this woman to be quite smart.
The other side continued: "Unfortunately, I just saw you and your boyfriend together. Hey, Mr. Lu, it would be insincere to lie."
Hearing her mention Ye Cheng, Lu Xiao's voice immediately cooled down, "What do you want?" He asked expressionlessly.
Xia Ran said: "Don't be so fierce, I didn't think about it, how about we make a win-win business?"
Lu Xiao sneered, "There's nothing to talk about."
He hated others threatening him the most, and was about to hang up the phone, Xia Ran said again: "Don't hang up, I confess, I don't actually like men."
Lu Xiao was startled, and tightened her hand holding the phone.
Xia Ran said: "This blind date was arranged by my dad. The reason... is very complicated. In short, he said that he should stay with him for a few weeks at least. If I turned around and told him that I was dirty, he would definitely put me in confinement."
Lu Xiao understood, and said with a smile: "So, do you want something from me? Are we familiar? Why should I help you?"
Xia Ran said, "I took a picture."
Lu Xiao: "..."
"No, I'm just joking." Xia Ran said hurriedly, "I don't need you to pretend to be a couple with me, but I just want to trouble you to say something nice in front of your grandpa, saying that I am gentle, generous and educated. In two weeks , besides, it’s fine if you think it’s not suitable. I wish you and your family will grow old together and have sex forever in bed, isn’t it okay? "
The last sentence hit Lu Xiao's heart, and he snorted coldly: "For your last sentence, I can praise you without conscience. But don't expect me to date you or meet your parents, I'm not a philanthropist."
Xia Ran was happy, and said: "No, I feel like throwing up when I'm in love with a man. No exaggeration, I almost threw up during the day today."
Lu Xiao's cheeks twitched, and for a moment she didn't know whether she was praising or scolding herself.
He remembered something again, and said: "However, I have to ask my boyfriend's opinion on this matter. I will help unless he doesn't mind..."
Xia Ran interrupted him excitedly: "I asked him before calling you, as long as you are not blind, you can tell, which one of you is in charge. Thank you, Young Master Lu, goodbye."
beep beep.
…
Lu Xiao was depressed.
Xia Ran hung up the phone and happily sent a WeChat message to Ye Cheng.
[He agreed, thank you so much. By the way, your family loves you so much, I never love my ex-girlfriend so much.]
Ye Cheng: [... How do you know that he is attacking?]
This Xia Ran added him on WeChat through the manager, and told about how she was abandoned by her ex-girlfriend and forced her to go on a blind date with her nose and tears. Those who saw it were sad and those who heard it cried, Ye Cheng heard it as if she was watching a third-rate sadistic drama, and was moved by her involuntarily.
Xia Ran: [It's not easy, with this height and good looks, he's 18cm in size 1 Well, his nose is so straight, it probably makes you overwhelmed with excitement, right?]
Ye Cheng: [... Stop talking.]
He hurriedly closed the dialogue box, thinking about what's going on with the girls now, each one spoke more openly.
On the second day after the blind date, Lu Jinnan really called Lu Xiao over.
The grandpa and grandson chatted in the tea room, and Ye Cheng went to hang out in the garden, planning to fold some newly bloomed plum blossoms.
"How is the girl?" Lu Jinnan asked after taking a sip of tea.
Lu Xiao said sternly: "Gentle and generous, knowledgeable and reasonable."
Lu Jinnan choked on the tea, and thought that the other party's father didn't say that. He clearly said that his daughter was a bit perverted, so let them forgive him.
But maybe beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Lu Jinnan said clearly: "So you have a good impression? Don't worry, let's take a look first."
Lu Xiao gave a vague "hmm".
Lu Jinnan waved his hand: "Go downstairs first, call your Uncle Zhang in, and stay here for lunch."
"Yes, Grandpa."
Lu Xiao went out and let Secretary Zhang who was waiting at the door go in.
Secretary Zhang entered the door holding the document bag, handed it up with both hands, and said, "Mr. Lu, this requires your signature."
Lu Jinnan took the document bag, took down the pen from his chest, and said to him while signing: "Go and check on the daughter of the Xia family. Xiaoxiao said that she is interested in her. It's better to know the bottom line, so as not to cause another trouble."
"Understood." Secretary Zhang said respectfully.