This is the sound made by the uncle ghost.
I couldn't help but shudder, and quickly looked around, but I didn't find Uncle Ghost. I thought that Uncle Ghost was silent again, but then again, he commented on Fat Uncle’s words "unreachable, stupid as a stupid pig", which is quite accurate.
When I thought of this, I pursed my lips and laughed.
Unexpectedly, the uncle ghost said again: "You laugh a shit, do you think you are smart? If you are smart, how can you be beaten to death by a weird man with colorful mist on your body?"
I secretly cursed in my heart, does this have anything to do with cleverness? Qicai is a miasma, how powerful, no matter how clever I am, I am not his opponent. The disparity in strength is too great, and I can't make up for it with wisdom and cleverness.
But at this time, I couldn't compete with Uncle Ghost. I nodded repeatedly and said, "Yeah, I am too stupid. I am not the opponent of that monster at all, and I have not been able to find his flaws!"
Uncle Ghost snorted: "I'm not talking about this, I mean you are too stupid to use the golden silkworm to deal with him, you have to use the golden silkworm, those poisonous miasma are a fart. I was watching by the side last night, and I was almost dying of anxiety. !"
I remember that the colorful people said last night that if the insect king uses the golden silkworm Gu, he might be a little scared, but most people use the golden silkworm, then there is nothing to be afraid of. It can be seen that the golden silkworm is powerful, and if it can be used well, it must be infinite.
Qicai people have a deep hatred with Master Luo Doudou, and they may go back at any time. If I learn to use Golden Silkworm Gu, then I don't have to be afraid of him.
I hurriedly said to the surrounding: "Master, can you teach me how to use Golden Silkworm Gu, I don't want to be bullied again, just teach me!"
Uncle Ghost forced me to shed blood to recognize the worms. Depending on his situation, I should be familiar with the habits of the golden silkworm Gu. If he teaches me, it must be right. Uncle Ghost snorted again: "You want to be beautiful, do you think I will teach you for no reason?"
I scratched my hair, thinking that too, if I were Uncle Ghost, I wouldn't be able to give my stunts to others at will. I have no money and no money to give him. I thought about it and said, "Uncle Ghost, if you have anything that needs me to run errands, just tell me and I will do it for you!"
Since there was no money for him, I had to run errands for him.
Uncle Ghost cursed again: "You value yourself too much. Do you think I need a child like you to do things?"
When I heard this, I felt uncomfortable. Why do I think too much of myself? You insisted on admitting to the golden silkworm than me. Now you are shrinking and refuse to teach me how to drive the golden silkworm. Instead, you say I am too much. I can look down on myself.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "In this case, you don't teach me! Anyway, Uncle Fatty lives here, just teach him. I'm not rare, just think about it by myself."
Uncle Ghost laughed suddenly: "You are forcing me! A fat idiot, I teach him, and I don't tire myself to death. You want me to teach you, but I don't. But you don't want to learn, I just do. I want to teach you!"
I took a breath of air, thinking that there is such a strange old ghost in this world. If you ask him to do something, he will not agree; if you don't want to do it, he will force you.
I was a little speechless and said, "Master, you can always chat with yourself. I'm tired, so go to bed first."
After I said this, I walked to the room. When I was about to push the door in, I couldn't push the door open no matter how hard I was.
It must be the ghost of the uncle who secretly messed up the door and blocked the door inside, making me unable to open the door, I thought.
"Uncle, does your old man like to play so much?" I shouted helplessly, "I am really tired today. I will chat with you tomorrow."
"Xiao Kang, if you can enter the room to rest today, even if I lose, if you can't get in, just take a good rest outside and sleep on the floor for one night, or you can squeeze with the fat guy all night!" Uncle Ghost said .
I thought to myself that he really played it. After a few hard hits, without knocking the door open, he went around and climbed into the window. The window was also sealed from the inside.
I had to go back to the door and thought for a while, and then came up with a way: "Master, to tell you the truth, my dad taught me how to go out, but he didn't teach me how to get in. If you want to bet with me Let’s change positions. Come out, I’ll go inside. I don’t need five seconds to open the door and walk out! More than five seconds, even if I lose."
After a few seconds, the door opened with a creak, and Uncle Ghost said, "Okay, let's change the position. If you don't come out for five seconds, you will lose!"
The door opened a gap, and I quickly stepped in. As soon as I entered, the door creaked and closed. I smiled slyly, took off my clothes and shoes, got under the covers, and lay down.
Uncle Ghost shouted: "It's been five seconds, why don't you open the door and come out?"
I deliberately shouted: "Master, I don't have enough strength in my hands. I have to rest for a night to save enough energy. I will definitely be able to open the door tomorrow morning!"
I thought to myself, I want to keep me out and can't sleep. I'm such a stupid person. Wouldn't I just come in and fall asleep
After being quiet for a minute or so, the uncle ghost reacted and immediately shouted: "Okay, you kid thief, originally cheating me, you are lying to me when you say there is a way to get out of the room!"
I said: "I have already slept in the room. Your old man has lost. I am willing to accept the bet. I want to sleep. Don't bother me anymore."
Uncle Ghost snorted: "Next time I find something to bet with you, I must beat you." After saying this, the room became quiet.
I looked at the little green snake by the bed, and after a few words with it, I fell asleep deeply. When Uncle Fatty came back to me, I felt a lot more stable, and I slept very securely all this time.
Early the next morning, the sky was bright and it was another sunny day. I collected the soil eggs outside the window, pushed the window open, and a cool breeze blew me. My whole body was awake a lot. Uncle Fatty drank a lot of wine last night, and it is estimated that I will have to sleep for a long time.
I cooked the rice ahead of time, boiled the hot water, threw the rice noodles in, pay attention, and beaten an egg. It was breakfast. After it was done, I called the fat uncle.
Uncle Fatty rubbed his head and said: "You can't drink, your brain hurts when you drink! And last night I always felt like someone scolded me and said I was stupid. It's strange that I would have such a dream!"
I said to my heart, that you are not a dream, it is true. The person who scolds you is the uncle ghost in the big house who does not see the head or the tail. I laughed and said: "Dreams are all reversed. Dreaming that I am too stupid is true. You are so smart! Uncle Fatty, let’s eat!"
I served the rice noodles to Uncle Fatty. Uncle Fatty gobbled it up, eating a bowl in a moment, and said in full praise: "Xiao Kang, your craftsmanship is really good..."
When I was living in Luo Dajin’s house, I cooked for half a year, and I definitely learned how to cook, but I didn’t let the fat uncle praise it, so I shook my head hurriedly and said, "My cooking is so-so, and I have to learn from you..."
If Uncle Fatty goes on, he will definitely say that since you are good at craftsmanship, then you will take care of the meals at home. I don't want to cook every day, just sit down for one or two occasionally.
Uncle Fatty nodded with satisfaction: "Although your cooking skills are good, compared to me, naturally you are still so inferior. You will learn more with me in the future."
I nodded like garlic.
Uncle Fatty asked me again: "How many years have you been to school at home?"
I said: "I'm in the second grade this year, but the second-year course is too simple, I will have it long ago."
Uncle Fatty said: "Sure, I'll go to Qingqing Primary School and ask if I can accept you. You are so young and you have no future if you don't study. I don't want you to be an unreasonable person like Luo Dajin."
My dad said that knowledge of books is the only way to be reasonable. You must learn useful knowledge from books, understand the principles of being a person, and understand the composition of the world, so that you will not be confused or confused.
I thought for a while and nodded: "If you want to ask, just ask if you can let me go to the third grade directly, and I will study hard."
Uncle Fatty thought for a while, and said, "You should go with me. Sometimes you can answer by yourself. How many grades can you be in? It depends on the principal's arrangement!"
I promised him. Uncle Fatty packed some bacon and took some money from the cabinet. Before going out, he went to a family's house in the west of the stockade and bought a local chicken, tied with a rope, and put it all in a bamboo basket. Here, he set off for Qingqing Primary School.
Chatting with Uncle Fatty along the way, I learned that this elementary school is an elementary school with a long history. The first principal was an old intellectual and fell in love with a Miao girl, but for various reasons, the two of them could not be together. .
The old principal was reluctant to leave, so he opened a primary school in Miaojiang. When the old principal died, the people of Shisandong rushed to funeral the old principal. This scene, the whole Miaojiang, only appeared once. .
After the death of the old principal, Qingqing Primary School faced bankruptcy several times, and later survived miraculously. It was also very effective to teach children to read and write and apply daily arithmetic needs.
To the old principal, I couldn't help but stand in awe.
Starting from Chahuadong, it took more than two hours to reach Qingqing Primary School. The large characters on the entrance were a bit dilapidated, and the playground was also dilapidated. Only the Spring Festival couplets on both sides of the school entrance were brand new.
There are still a few days before the winter vacation. The elementary school is very quiet. Uncle Fatty and I wandered around the campus for a long time, and finally found a man in his forties. Only after inquiring about it was I found out that it was the principal.
The principal was wearing a shirt and trousers, and the pen was stuck in his pocket. He looked very kind and kind. After listening to the fat uncle, he was very happy. The dropout rate of these young primary schools is very high. Some parents send their children to school. ,He is very happy.
The principal asked me a few questions, and was intrigued. Finally, he took out a math paper from the office and asked me to do it. It took me more than half an hour to finish the paper.
After the principal approved the papers, he was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, and said, "You really have only been in the second grade..."
I scratched my head and said, "Yes, I was in second grade in my hometown, but I have a lot of books at home. When I'm bored, I read a lot. Mathematics, my dad also teaches me!"
Uncle Fatty asked anxiously: "Principal, what's the matter, is it because the child has fallen behind in school, or let him go to another first grade!"
The principal shook his head and said, "No, this is a fourth-grade math problem. He scored 97 points, but only one score was mistaken. When school starts three days later, let him go directly to the fifth grade!"
The fat uncle and I were stunned.