The Complete Guide to the Use and Care of a Personal Assistant

Chapter 2

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"This is such a rip-off internet speed. I uploaded it at 11:57 and didn't upload it until midnight. Why the hell isn't this tricking me?" Ling Miao looked at the router, which was flashing a dim green light. It was originally a very soft light. , but it stung Ling Miao’s eyes.

Ji Linxi shook his head, as if he wanted to liven up the atmosphere, and said jokingly: "If you want to write a graduation thesis, your graduation thesis should be about 'On the importance of keeping manuscripts for perfect attendance.'"

"What a pity, this has nothing to do with our majors." Ling Miao hung his arms outside the bed, and Ji Linxi glanced at Ling Miao's palm - Ling Miao was giving him the middle finger.

As soon as Ling Miao finished speaking, Ji Linxi heard a "dong" sound - visually speaking, it was Ling Miao closing the notebook lid hard.

"No matter, go to sleep!"

Hearing the person lying down on the upper bunk, Ji Linxi closed his eyes and continued to sleep, but sleeping as soon as he wanted to was definitely not something Ling Miao could do.

Ling Miao didn't move for a long time. Ji Linxi thought that Ling Miao was so angry that he turned sexual. Fortunately, he relaxed and prepared to have a good sleep. Unexpectedly, a laughter that could break through nine days rang out.

"Haha!" Ling Miao looked up to the sky and laughed, and punched the bed twice excitedly.

Ji Linxi jumped up from his chest with excitement, and he asked in a daze: "Ah, was there an earthquake?"

Ling Miao smiled and said: "No, no!"

Ling Miao's laughter was filled with uncontrollable joy, as if a pie had been dropped on his head. Ji Linxi yawned and asked, "Then why are you excited?"

"I was just reading Shuyang's update yesterday..."

"Speak more seriously." Ji Linxi drew out the end of each word, his tone full of tiredness.

"Shu Yang is hiring a personal assistant!" Ling Miao said the news proudly, as if he was already Shu Yang's personal assistant.

This Shuyang is Ling Miao's favorite online novel author. Let me whisper: Ling Miao is Shuyang's biggest fan.

Shuyang has been out for five years and has not published many works, but his first book established him as a great writer. It can be said that Shuyang is "a book that conferred the title of god".

As for whether or how many times Shu Yang had jumped on the street before he became a god, these are all secrets hidden under the halo of a great god.

Shuyang is a very low-key person. There is basically no information about him on the Internet except novels and their surroundings. Photos are even rarer.

Four years ago, Ling Miao joined Shuyang's VIP reader group. The group leader said that although Shuyang was in the group, he had never spoken, and he had not even participated in any activities related to his works - it seemed that Shuyang was Yang will not interact with readers outside Weibo, WeChat public platforms, and book review areas.

It’s not that no one wanted to use human flesh Shuyang, but Shuyang’s various information was too vague. Coupled with Shuyang’s fans’ resistance to human flesh Shuyang and Shuyang’s own warning, the “human flesh Shuyang” behavior gradually disappeared. .

Three years ago, the website invited Shuyang to attend the annual meeting of writers. Many people wanted to see Shuyang at the annual meeting. Unfortunately, Shuyang did not go.

Since then, Shuyang has become the most mysterious among the great Internet writers. There are many speculations about Shu Yang not showing his true face. Among the many speculations, Ling Miao believes in this one the most: Shu Yang feels that his appearance is too abstract. In order not to disappoint fans, it is better to live in the fandom of fans. .

Hearing Ling Miao's words, Ji Linxi had already guessed Ling Miao's intention. He asked, "Are you planning to apply?"

"Otherwise?" Ling Miao's tone revealed strong confidence. Ji Linxi couldn't help but pour cold water on Ling Miao: "Shu Yang has so many fans, are you sure you can succeed? I don't think you can get in for the interview. It’s a problem.”

"Hey, have you ever cursed your brother like this?" Ling Miao said nonchalantly.

Ji Linxi turned over and warned: "I'm sleeping. If you dare to disturb me, you will bear the consequences."

Ling Miao smacked his lips and did not contradict Ji Linxi - he was turning on the computer.

I dropped the registration form into Mu Yu's mailbox and fell asleep within seconds.

Mu Yu is Shu Yang's editor and also Ling Miao's editor.

In the next few days, Ling Miao didn't go out except for eating, sleeping, typing, and refreshing his mailbox. However, every time he pressed F5 with anticipation and switched the window to the document in frustration.

Ling Miao looked at the document, but Ling Miao was thinking: "I answered every question in that test paper from the bottom of my heart. If I failed, I would forget about it. There was not even a reply. There was a rejection email even if the paper was rejected." !”

In the evening, Ji Linxi returned to the rental house, and Ling Miao was lying on the table, sighing and scrolling through Weibo.

Ji Linxi said expressionlessly: "Just say that you may not be able to pass the preliminary examination..."

"Haha!" Ji Linxi was interrupted by Ling Miao's scream before he finished speaking. Ling Miao pointed at the computer screen and said excitedly: "Lin Xi, I received a reply from Mu Yu, and he asked me to join the interview group! "

Ji Linxi was speechless. He took a deep breath and slapped Ling Miao on the head: "Go away and code your words."

"I'm in a good mood today, so I don't want to write anything." Ling Miao hummed a little tune and joined the group given by Mu Yu, then clicked on Shu Yang's novel.