The Complete Guide to the Use and Care of a Personal Assistant

Chapter 40

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As soon as Su Yuyang's "Woof woof woof" Weibo post "Writer zero seconds ago" was posted, a certain group Su Yuyang joined became agitated.

Chaos: Everyone, read Shuyang’s Weibo! He lost at spelling, he finally lost at spelling! [Thumping the ground and laughing][Screenshot of Shuyang Weibo]

Chao Chop Chai: Damn it, let me go take a look.

Coloring: Really! I suddenly wanted to see who was the hero who defeated this guy in seconds!

Shuyang: You guys really... Hey, you just lost one word!

Chaotic paste: Every word is every word, Shushu, I just want to say that you finally lost, your record of being undefeated for ten thousand years is broken! [Spread flowers]

Blue Rivers and Lakes: Are you very free? [The amount of help]

Shuyang: That’s right, are you very free? I've already coded 3600+ words, why don't you code it

Color: You claim to have a speed of 6,000 an hour, why did you lose so miserably

Luan Pichai: Hey, haven't you noticed that Shushu Aite's assistant is called "Writer Zero Seconds Before", and if I remember correctly, Shushu's assistant is called "Zero Seconds Before"

Blue Jianghu: I understand.

Mush: I understand.

Shuyang: What do you understand

Blue Jianghu: You fell in love with your assistant, and then you deliberately lost to him to please him

Mu Yu: Jianghu, how many words do you owe me? Xiaose, did you stop updating yesterday? Shit, what have you been writing these days? Do you think you won’t be cut in half so you’re trying your best to fill it in? And you, Xiao Luan, I haven’t even seen a shadow of the new book you promised, do you want me to go to your house with my computer before you can write the outline? besides…

As soon as Mu Yu appeared on the scene, he launched a killing move. Except for Shu Yang, almost every author under him was instantly killed by him, and then the group fell silent.

Dusk Cangcang: Brother Yu, I’m glad I’m not in your hands.

Anyuan: Haha, really

Dusk Cangcang: My boss is here, I’m running away first, Shushu, please rest in peace.

The group became quiet, and Mu Yu opened the window to Su Yuyang.

Mu Yu: Does your assistant know about you

3000mph: He knows.

Mu Yu: Aren’t you worried about him

Speed 3000: Since I hired him, I have to trust him. Judging from the current situation, he will not tell my story to the outside world. Damn it, don’t I just like men, but I still have to hide it, just for fear of being known, and I haven’t done anything shameful.

Mu Yu: Society is like this, but I’m worried that I can’t hide it.

Speed 3000: Let’s talk about it when the time comes. It’s not like you don’t know that I have already planned to announce my coming out, but it was only at your suggestion that I postponed it indefinitely. By the way, what do you want from me

Mu Yu: The online game "Evil Song Against the Sky" is about to enter closed beta. Do you need an activation code

Speed 3000: Not much interest.

After thinking about it, Su Yuyang added another sentence: Give me one.

Mu Yu: Aren’t you not interested

Speed 3000: My assistant may be interested. I saw him playing "Sky Domain" yesterday.

Mu Yu:…

Speed 3000: What

Mu Yu: I got the activation code, I’ll ask you.

3000mph: Thanks.

Ling Miao defeated Su Yuyang, but by just one word. Even though he was happy, he felt aggrieved. Coupled with the chaos-to-death rhythm of this chapter, Ling Miao had the feeling that spelling was a suicide attempt.

"Hey." Ling Miao sighed in annoyance, "Brother Su, why do I feel like I want to delete everything when I spell so well?"

"Because your focus is on speed." Su Yuyang explained, "When you practice spelling more, you will find that three thousand words is a small case."

"Tch, who should I fight with?" Ling Miao rolled his eyes at Su Yuyang and added in his mind: I'm under a lot of pressure from having to spell with you every day!

"Ling Miao, have you gone to Q?" Su Yuyang asked as he asked.

"It's up." Ling Miao replied lifelessly.

"I invite you to join a group."

As soon as Su Yuyang finished speaking, Ling Miao received the invitation. After clicking accept, he joined a group called "Specialized in Treating Procrastination for a Lifetime".

When Ling Miao entered the group and saw the names of the group members, he was immediately frightened. Then he thought of three words: the group of great gods.

The so-called "Great God Group" is actually a group created by a group of friends to spell and chat. However, most of the people in the group are called "Great Gods". Over time, this group has been called the "Great God Group". It is known as the "Great God Group" to the outside world, and the "Spelling Group" internally. As for the person responsible for editing the chaos, it was Su Yuyang, the leader of the group, who invited him to control the situation.

"I feel like I have a pear growing on my head." Ling Miao stroked his chest and said, "Brother Su, did you drag me into the group of great gods to scare me, a little kid, on purpose?"

"The Great God Group? Isn't it just a spelling group? You should read the group rules yourself."

Leaving Ling Miao messy in the wind, Su Yuyang took the computer and left.

Ling Miao's entry into the group naturally aroused the curiosity of many people, but when he saw Ling Miao's name, he knew Ling Miao's identity - he was Shu Yang's assistant. Some familiar and curious girls took the initiative to hook up with Ling Miao and asked Ling Miao about Su Yuyang.

"Damn it, are you sure Su Yuyang didn't push me into a wolf's den?" Ling Miao looked at the flashing QQ messages and greeted Su Yuyang in his heart.

"Hey Su Yuyang, are you fucking teasing me?" Ling Miao wailed.

Su Yuyang was still wondering why he heard so clearly. He turned around and saw Ling Miao standing at the door.

"It's just spelling, why am I teasing you?"

Ling Miao showed Su Yuyang the messages sent by the QQ girls. To Su Yuyang's satisfaction, Ling Miao didn't reply.

Shu Yang: Everyone in the group, Xiao Miao joined the group to spell words. If you want to know anything about me, just ask me.

Su Yuyang posted something in the group, and someone replied to him: You didn't tell me even if I asked you, and you didn't allow us to hook up with your assistant. Hey, Shushu, how can you make me, who admires you, so embarrassed

Shu Yang: This is a spelling group, not my fan group! [The amount of help]

Mu Yu: Everyone is very free.

The big BOSS appeared, and the group became quiet again. Su Yuyang asked in the group: Spelling, the loser posted "I am a sufferer" on Weibo, other old rules - I am talking about all the losers. Sign up now, it starts on time at six o'clock, you must participate in this small second.

Zero seconds ago: Shuda, at six o'clock, I must be cooking.

Shuyang: Then we’ll start at eight o’clock. Is that okay with you

After everyone said "no problem", Su Yuyang turned to look at Ling Miao: "Aren't you going to cook? What are you doing standing here? I'm already hungry."

After having eaten and drank enough and beating Su Yuyang by one word in the afternoon, Ling Miao was full of energy. Before opening the document, he even said harsh words to Su Yuyang: "Brother Su, you are in trouble!"

Su Yuyang responded: "You are determined."

"It's okay to lose to Ling Miao, but you must not lose to the guys in the group." Having made up his mind and learned the lessons learned during the day, Su Yuyang stayed in the bedroom honestly at night.

Without Ling Miao's interference, Su Yuyang's thoughts flowed like a fountain.

An hour later, Su Yuyang reported a word count that made everyone's jaw drop: 8028!

Ling Miao swallowed. He couldn't help but suspect that Su Yuyang had deliberately let him down during the day!

"Holy shit, he looks down on me so much?" It was as if a bolt of lightning flashed across Ling Miao's head, and Ling Miao's self-confidence was shattered by this silver light.

Although Ling Miao was not at the bottom, he was not happy at all, and his head was buzzing. He didn't come back to his senses until someone in the group reminded him to post on Weibo.

After posting on Weibo, Ling Miao was lying on the sofa without any strength. He wanted to find Su Yuyang to confirm whether the two spelled for him during the day, but there was something blocked in his chest and he couldn't pronounce a syllable in his throat.

Coloring: Shushu, how much blood did you take

Shuyang: I just don’t want to lose.

Blue Rivers and Lakes: If you don’t want to lose, just eight thousand an hour. It seems that this number is the highest record of the group, right

Never updated: I went to look at the statistics, and it is indeed the case, Shuyang, you are not giving us a way to survive for the handicapped party (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Shuyang: Calm down, calm down.

The chat window of the code word group is at the front, so Ling Miao can see their words without clicking.

Ling Miao didn't speak. He kept looking at Su Yuyang's words "I just don't want to lose." This sentence was gradually brushed to the top and was no longer visible.

After closing the window, Ling Miao stood up and stood at the edge of the terrace, holding the guardrail with his hands and leaning out of the guardrail.

The cold air hit Ling Miao's cheeks, and Ling Miao felt that something was blown around his face.

Ling Miao was confused. He originally thought that he and Su Yuyang could get along in a normal way, but Su Yuyang always switched modes intentionally or unintentionally without consulting Ling Miao.

"What kind of feelings does Su Yuyang have towards me? Sometimes I feel that he is as indifferent to me as a stranger, sometimes I feel that he is as gentle as a lover to me, and sometimes he is like a teacher. "Ling Miao's mind was like a ball of hemp. He picked up every twine and tried to find the head of the whole ball. The threaded head seemed to be playing hide-and-seek with Ling Miao. No matter how Ling Miao searched, he could never figure it out.

"Maybe this lump is just a circle." A strange thought appeared in Ling Miao's mind.

Cut the mess with a sharp knife.

This is the only way Ling Miao can think of, and cutting through the mess with a sharp knife is...

leave.

Leave Su Yuyang, leave completely.

However, Ling Miao had to find a job before leaving.

Su Yuyang naturally didn't know that his unintentional actions had caused so much harm to Ling Miao, and actually made Ling Miao want to leave completely.

The lives of Su Yuyang and Ling Miao continued to move forward smoothly without any disturbance.

The people in the spelling group seem to like spelling with Ling Miao. Every time someone organizes spelling, someone will ask Ling Miao for help. However, Ling Miao seems to have turned off the function of "Ate reminder", so when everyone tries to spell with Ling Miao, Ate Su Yuyang.

After entering the spelling group, Ling Miao kept diving. Even if someone called him, he would not come out. Then he was called out by Su Yuyang every time. In addition, Ling Miao appeared with Su Yuyang most of the time, so after the "Jianghu

Sometimes Su Yuyang is very puzzled by this kind of behavior of cooperating with CP. He is obviously not gay, but he still wants to sell it on Weibo and group chats. As soon as news about homosexuality appears, he starts to talk about how homosexuality is, but it is not the case anyway. Just support.

Rubbing the bridge of his nose, Su Yuyang felt very tired.

There are always a few of Su Yuyang's classmates who know that he likes people of the same sex. Once his photos and phone numbers are made public, he believes that he is gay. Su Yuyang didn't want his life to be disrupted because of his sexual orientation, so he always hid behind the computer screen and protected himself in a small box.