The Complete Guide to the Use and Care of a Personal Assistant

Chapter 42

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Su Yuyang read novels intensively and wrote outlines for several nights in a row, so he couldn't get up every morning. With the lesson learned last time, Ling Miao was too lazy to wake Su Yuyang up, so Su Yuyang slept until one or two in the afternoon. He just got up and didn't even go to the gym. Ling Miao only said one sentence: "What a waste, rich man."

Another early morning, Ling Miao was woken up by the alarm clock in his sleep. He thought that Su Yuyang would not get up at this time anyway, so Ling Miao simply wrapped himself in a quilt and continued to sleep.

"Ah-" Su Yuyang stretched, tears squeezed out of his eyes and moistened Su Yuyang's cheeks.

Yesterday, he finally finished reading Ling Miao's novel. Su Yuyang naturally went to bed early. Although his biological clock was still a little out of order, he still opened his eyes around ten o'clock.

"So hungry..." Su Yuyang muttered and walked out of the bedroom.

For people who have just woken up, especially those like Su Yuyang who still have a quarter of their souls asleep, the brain's ability to process events is very low. In addition, Su Yuyang's eyes were wandering in the air and he did not notice his feet...

"Dong-"

"squeak-"

"Ouch—"

The sounds of objects hitting the ground, the sound of chairs scraping against the ground, and the screams of people sounded one after another. Someone sleeping on the ground covered his head with a quilt, then turned over and said "um" twice in dissatisfaction, and then in the living room Silence was restored.

"Ah!" Su Yuyang sat on the ground, angrily rubbing his forehead, which had been kissing the back of the chair fiercely.

Su Yuyang's brain was still a little hazy and fully awakened. When the pain disappeared, he raised his head to look for the thing that tripped him.

Strictly speaking, what tripped Su Yuyang was two human legs.

The owner of the two legs was facing the wall with his back to Su Yuyang, and seemed to be thinking about his fault while facing the wall - if that person was standing.

The owner of the two legs that tripped Su Yuyang was naturally Ling Miao.

Ling Miao unconsciously rubbed his head against the quilt, as if he had encountered something happy in his dream, and Ling Miao laughed "haha" from time to time.

Normally, Ling Miao got up earlier and went to bed later than Su Yuyang, and Su Yuyang was someone who couldn't afford to stay up late at night, so he naturally didn't notice anything wrong with where Ling Miao slept. Well, Su Yuyang finally found out today.

Su Yuyang stood up slowly, walked to Ling Miao, bent down, grabbed a corner of the quilt and pulled it up hard. Feeling that someone was about to tear off the covering of his body, Ling Miao clamped the quilt between his legs and rolled around on the ground, pressing the quilt tightly under him. When Su Yuyang saw this, he knew that he couldn't wake up Ling Miao without some violent means, so he stopped being polite to Ling Miao.

Su Yuyang let go of the quilt and squatted down, looking at Ling Miao's exposed thigh. He placed his thumb and index finger on Ling Miao's leg and closed them tightly.

A few seconds later, a heartbreaking scream was heard from Su Yuyang's house, followed by a half-asleep curse: "Su Yuyang, I bought a watch last year! Do you want to be so fucking violent? When I do The meat is made of dough. If you’re unhappy, just squeeze it and let it out?”

"I just asked you to get up." Su Yuyang said calmly.

Ling Miao stared at Su Yuyang with misty eyes, seeming to be thinking about the authenticity of Su Yuyang's words. The reason why Ling Miao considered this was entirely because he didn't know that he had accidentally tripped Su Yuyang down. If he had known about it, he would have immediately settled the matter of Su Yuyang pinching him - Hong Guoguo's revenge!

Su Yuyang's eyes were like a pool of water without waves. It was quiet and deep, attracting people to explore. It seemed that there was a secret hidden in the lower part of the pool.

There was a faint smile on Su Yuyang's lips, and his calm eyes showed a bit of pride.

Ling Miao stared at Su Yuyang's cheek as if he were looking at a peerless treasure. The two of them were like a stuck video. Although the screen was frozen at this frame, the progress bar was still moving forward happily.

The smile on Su Yuyang's lips gradually became unbearable.

Su Yuyang squatted for as long as Ling Miao's eyes stayed on Su Yuyang's face. His legs felt numb and sore, reminding him that a long time had passed, but Su Yuyang kept holding on. He and Ling Miao seemed to be in a competition, whoever made the first move would lose.

The tranquility was finally broken by the noise from the outside world. The quarrels between men and women came from downstairs, followed by the sound of porcelain hitting the ground and breaking.

Ling Miao came back to his senses with a jolt. When he found himself looking at Su Yuyang, he moved his body back as if he had seen a ghost, but there was a hard wall behind him.

Ling Miao actually got goosebumps when his warm skin touched the cold wall - he couldn't tell whether it was the wall or Su Yuyang's smile that made him react.

Su Yuyang thought his smile was gentle, but when Ling Miao looked at it, he could only say two words: terrifying!

"Su... Su..."

"You call me so affectionate again. Ling Miao, is this how you called me in your dream?"

Ling Miao was trembling a little when he spoke. He originally wanted to say "Brother Su", but he couldn't get the word "Brother" out of his mouth after saying "Brother" once. The second time he spoke, he was interrupted by Su Yuyang.

Hearing Su Yuyang's teasing, Ling Miao made a vomiting motion. He raised his middle finger at Su Yuyang and said contemptuously: "Su Yuyang, your confidence is too much. I called you directly in the dream..."

As soon as the word "bastard" came out of his mouth, Ling Miao realized something was wrong. He immediately stopped and looked at Su Yuyang with a provocative look.

Su Yuyang asked with a smile: "Tell me, I won't be angry."

Su Yuyang's tone and eyes were like a parent saying when coaxing a child to take medicine: "This is not bitter at all, it's as sweet as sugar." When the baby swallowed it, he cried with a "Wow" Come out - it's not bitter, damn, who said it's not bitter!

Su Yuyang's little tricks were of course useless with Ling Miao, so Ling Miao answered Su Yuyang with a cold snort.

Su Yuyang wanted to say something else, but when he saw Ling Miao's legs and upper body exposed outside the quilt, what he wanted to say disappeared inexplicably.

Su Yuyang's eyes had calmed down, and Ling Miao couldn't see the change in his mood, but those eyes that hadn't blinked for a long time still made Ling Miao realize something. Following Su Yuyang's gaze and lowering his head, Ling Miao saw his own body.

"Damn it, Su Yuyang, where are you looking?" Ling Miao pulled up the quilt to cover himself. He had not forgotten Su Yuyang's sexual orientation.

"Xiao Miao, you don't even wear clothes when you sleep?" Su Yuyang said teasingly.

Ling Miao's cheeks were stained with crimson, and he said angrily: "Who said I'm not wearing anything?" Ling Miao was provoked by Su Yuyang in a clumsy way, and all the hair on his body stood up. He lifted the quilt, and his whole body exposed.

Well, Ling Miao is wearing something, just a pair of big pants.

"Hey Ling Miao, when will your understanding ability and action ability be as strong as each other?" Su Yuyang said with a little regret.

His words rang in Ling Miao's mind, and they were no less powerful than an atomic bomb explosion. Ling Miao was blown up to the point where he couldn't even find ashes.

"Hey Su Yuyang!" Ling Miao picked up the pillow after standing up and threw it at it. Su Yuyang's legs were numb from squatting for a long time, so even if his head reacted, his body had no time to move. Su Yuyang wanted to reach out to intercept him again, but when he raised his hand, Ling Miao's thick, big and hard pillow hit him in the face.

Su Yuyang's eyes darkened, his head felt dizzy, his body fell back, and his butt came into close contact with the ground.

"This Ling Miao..." Su Yuyang rubbed his temples depressedly, and saw Ling Miao's proud smile from the corner of his vision. At this moment, a character who was originally very vague in his mind became clear (mentioned in Chapter 22) .

"Hey, since I played a minor role in Ling Miao's book, why can't Ling Miao play a role in my book?" Su Yuyang actually laughed at this thought.

Ling Miao was getting dressed, and as soon as his head emerged from the collar, he caught a glimpse of Su Yuyang's "cold" smile, and he shuddered involuntarily.

"Ling Miao, I'm going to change the map soon, and a new batch of characters will appear. How about you playing a small role in my book?" Su Yuyang suddenly asked.

In the past, Ling Miao would have agreed without even thinking about it, but Su Yuyang's smile just now made him think of only two words: reject!

"It's not rare." Ling Miao responded, raising his head.

After saying that, Ling Miao kicked Su Yuyang and complained: "Brother Su, you are blocking me from collecting my things."

Su Yuyang's numb legs had long since recovered, but he felt that sitting on the floor was quite comfortable, so he had no intention of moving.

"Hey Su Yuyang, we agreed to live in peace, why do you owe me another hand? Are you going to have trouble getting through it if you don't punish me one day?" Ling Miao rolled up the cotton wool in one go, regardless of whether Su Yuyang's legs were on the cotton wool. .

"How could I punish you?" Su Yuyang felt wronged, "Do you think you should have gotten up before me to prepare breakfast for me? What happened? I asked you to get up and you still yelled at me. Who is wrong in this? ?”

"I..." After being reminded by Su Yuyang, Ling Miao also realized that he was at fault. He stopped talking and just silently packed up his "bed" and put it in the corner.

After looking at the time, there was no need to prepare breakfast or anything else, just have lunch.

"Brother Su, I'm going to prepare lunch." Ling Miao whispered, and he quickly got into the kitchen. At this speed, he was clearly trying to escape from Su Yuyang.

After lunch, the two entered the coding mode again. In the spelling group, Lan Jianghu asked if anyone could spell.

Ling Miao glanced at it, not interested, but an unexpected person answered the question: Su Yuyang!

Su Yuyang also called Ling Miao by the way, but Ling Miao refused.

Zero seconds ago: Not in the mood.

Shuyang: Are you still upset about what happened in the morning

Blue Rivers and Lakes: What happened in the morning? Shushu, what did you do to Xiao Miao? [bad laugh]

Shuyang: You are thinking too much.

Chaos: Shushu and Xiao Miao, this is purely the rhythm of showing affection!

Color: +10086

Splitting firewood randomly: + ID number

Zero seconds ago: Can’t I just fight hard? Really, where did you go to this building

Blue Rivers and Lakes: It’s such a happy decision! However, this time the stakes are different. How about the person who loses posts on Weibo "XXX means attacking, I am receiving", and this "XXX" is designated by the winner among us

Ling Miao's eyes almost fell out when he looked at the bet. What kind of bet is this? And... Ling Miao has a headache - Ling Miao will lose more than he wins when trying to spell with these great masters!

A certain scumbag (randomly entering): Have you ever won

Ling Miao: You know too much, scumbag! (The kitchen knife "swipes" and stands on the cutting board)