The Complete Guide to the Use and Care of a Personal Assistant

Chapter 44

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"Thank you to your assistant Xiao Miao for sponsoring the role of 'Ling Miao'. Don't worry, I won't abuse you."

It's really me!

Ling Miao felt a little happy, but the happiness didn't last long before turning into depression: "Hey, why did Su Yuyang suddenly throw me into his book?"

Ling Miao, have you forgotten that you threw Shuda into your book to play a minor role

In Ling Miao's consciousness, Su Yuyang would not pursue his book, so he did not expect that Su Yuyang would know the existence of Su Yuyang No. 2. If Ling Miao knew that Su Yuyang knew about Su Yuyang No. 2 and that he appeared in Su Yuyang's book, he wouldn't find it strange. The key is that Su Yuyang didn't know!

Ling Miao looked at the sentence at the end of the chapter with burning eyes. He felt that Su Yuyang's last sentence should be understood in reverse: Don't worry, I will never torture you, I will only torture you to death!

Ling Miao shivered and thought to himself: I didn't offend you, why did you suddenly want to torture me to death

Su Yuyang's move undoubtedly touched a sensitive nerve in Ling Miao. Ling Miao's eyes swept over the words "Don't worry, I won't torture you" again and again, and the smile on his face became more and more playful.

Originally, Ling Miao threw Su Yuyang into the book just for fun. After a few chapters, the protagonist took what he needed from Su Yuyang No. 2 and exchanged the map. Su Yuyang No. 2 could retire successfully, but since Su Yuyang wants to do this to himself , of course Ling Miao had to respond.

"Isn't it just that you tortured me in the book? Do you think I can't come back?" Thinking of his own thoughts, Ling Miao's previous depression was swept away, replaced by inexplicable excitement, as if the book was a stumbling block for Su Yuyang. , having Su Yuyang slapped in the face by Yan Che was even more satisfying than having a subscription of over 1,000 yuan.

As a writer, you have a good outlet, which is to throw the person you want to beat up into your work and let your protagonist teach him a lesson for you. Although doing this will not cause any substantial harm to the other party, thinking about hundreds of people watching the people they hate being abused makes me feel happy in my heart!

Su Yuyang is a neutral character in Ling Miao's book. After Ling Miao came up with the idea of returning Su Yuyang's color in the book, Su Yuyang No. 2 quickly turned to the villain, a speed that even Rocket could not match.

I don't know if it was because he wanted to "abuse" Su Yuyang, but Ling Miao suddenly felt motivated. He opened the document and his thoughts surged, leaving afterimages in the air with his fingers.

Because of the manuscript deposit, Su Yuyang saw the chapter Ling Miao wrote today two days later. Because Su Yuyang had a new alliance leader, he spent all his savings to add updates. He now coded the next morning's updates at night and the evening updates in the afternoon, so there was a small time difference in the "competition" between the two. .

Ling Miao has determined that he is a villain in Su Yuyang's book, a big villain. In Su Yuyang's own words, this villain does not have many roles, but has a profound impact on the protagonist.

Not having many scenes means that "Ling Miao" has to get his lunch and leave early.

"As soon as Yan Che and Ling Shuang left Rock City, they felt a dark shadow following them behind them. Yan Che seemed not to notice and continued to move forward according to the plan until they reached the border of the northwest desert.

'Su Yuyang sent you here to escort us, right? Yan Che's gentle voice came, and the tone was like saying hello to a friend he hadn't seen for a long time. "

Su Yuyang always thought that the neutral nature of his Su Yuyang No. 2 would be maintained until this character disappeared. Unexpectedly, Ling Miao also arranged a back-up plan. Looking at it this way, he was definitely the villain in Ling Miao's book.

"It's weird. Shouldn't this guy rush to my room and scold me as soon as he sees me appearing in "Killing"?" Based on Su Yuyang's understanding of Ling Miao, he could tell the difference at the first moment. The one that exploded was Ling Miao, and the one that couldn't be lit was the lump of mud.

Fortunately, Su Yuyang said these words in his heart. If he dared to say it in front of Ling Miao, Ling Miao would have to let Su Yuyang know what it was that "exploded after one click" - this must have been done secretly.

With Su Yuyang's mind, he naturally guessed Ling Miao's purpose of doing this. The two controlled the characters in the book to have a confrontation with no smoke and no outcome. Ling Miao wrote Su Yuyang into the book for the sake of peace of mind. Su Yuyang seemed to continue writing the character "Ling Miao" purely to cooperate with Ling Miao's actions.

When Ling Miao was revising the manuscript, he was very happy when he saw that Su Yuyang didn't let him receive the lunch box. After all, some things can't be done with just one slap, and entertaining yourself makes you look stingy.

"Su Yuyang, Su Yuyang, since you want to do this, then I will play with you and see who can kill who first!"

What's the point of this? Su Yuyang is obviously playing with you!

Wiped away the sweat and continued.

Daily life was not affected by the hostility in the book at all. Ling Miao and Su Yuyang continued to do whatever they were supposed to do, and there was no sign of the two fighting in the book. The only change that Su Yuyang felt was that Ling Miao would no longer talk to him about the plot of "Destroying the Nine Heavens".

In the past, when the two of them were having dinner, Ling Miao would give Su Yuyang his own suggestions, but Su Yuyang couldn't remember when Ling Miao stopped talking about the plot with him. He didn't feel it at first, but today he suddenly understood it.

After secretly glancing at Ling Miao, who was concentrating on eating, Su Yuyang felt a knot in his heart. Ling Miao was probably the only one who could solve this knot. Ling Miao put down the bowl and looked at Su Yuyang, only to find that Su Yuyang's gaze was directly on him. His firm expression made Ling Miao's skin crawl.

Ling Miao shook the remaining goosebumps, stood up and quickly cleared the dining table. The roar of the kitchen water heater came. After thinking about it, Su Yuyang decided to ask Ling Miao.

"Little seconds." Su Yuyang spoke, but didn't know how to answer the next sentence. Su Yuyang had asked readers for comments five years ago. Later, even if he didn't ask for comments, there were still a lot of comments. Now he was asked to speak in front of Ling Miao. For some unknown reason, he actually Unable to speak.

"What's the matter?" Ling Miao replied calmly.

Ling Miao's back was to Su Yuyang, so he couldn't see clearly Su Yuyang's tangled facial features. However, Su Yuyang didn't say anything for a long time. Ling Miao couldn't help but raise his voice: "Hey, the kitchen is quite small. Just go out if you have nothing to do. Don't bother me." work!"

"What do you think of the recent chapters of Killing?"

"The plot is smooth, and the ending often arouses people's desire to continue reading." Ling Miao made a simple comment, which was full of perfunctory taste.

Neither Su Yuyang nor Ling Miao noticed that their personalities seemed to have been swapped.

Ling Miao was someone who couldn't hide his worries, but he held it back this time; Su Yuyang was able to hold back, and he would never speak out his worries unless necessary, but today he was the one who was anxious first.

After encountering a soft nail in Ling Miao's place, the knot in Su Yuyang's heart was wrapped in a layer of unknown emotions. Not to mention discouraged, Su Yuyang just felt that his chest was congested and wanted to find a place to vent, so...

Back in the bedroom, Su Yuyang vented all his emotions in the novel. Recently, he happened to write about a fighting scene. Su Yuyang was full of anger. When writing the fighting scene, it was called flowing and flowing, and it was called a decisive killing. With almost no thought, Su Yuyang finished this chapter. After reading it from beginning to end, Su Yuyang was quite satisfied, except for a few typos OTZ

As for the person who was beaten in this chapter, it was naturally "Ling Miao".

"Damn it, you dare to beat me until I don't even recognize my childhood sweetheart. Su Yuyang, do you really think I don't dare to break your fifth limb?"

The two of them were going back and forth like this, fighting in the two books like a grudge. However, as the plot developed, it was time for Su Yuyang to write "Ling Miao" to death.

"Hey, Ling Miao will never quarrel with me if he's alive, but I can't tell if Ling Miao dies. However, how many villains in fantasy novels don't end up dead? Ling Miao Miao Miao should understand this, besides, it’s just a character in the book, it’s no big deal.” Su Yuyang found a reason to “kill” “Ling Miao”, and then knocked down Yan Luo and took away “Ling Miao” with ease and joy. A chapter of life.

"Dead?" After Ling Miao said these words, he felt his chin move. He put his hand on his chin and gently rested it. When his chin returned to its original position, Ling Miao slammed the keyboard: "Damn it, Su Yuyang. He actually killed you before me! In this case, I won’t be polite!”

Although neither of them explicitly stated that this was a battle, Ling Miao still felt that he had lost.

In fact, Ling Miao also guessed that "Ling Miao" would die soon, but he didn't expect Su Yuyang to write so quickly. Seeing the scene describing the death of "Ling Miao", Ling Miao deeply felt that Su Yuyang must have done it on purpose - holy shit, a person fell from the sky and killed "Ling Miao"! This "Ling Miao" was clearly a peerless strong man, but he was actually beaten to death!

Death was too painful, and Ling Miao was unwilling to accept it. He had already made up his mind to let "Su Yuyang" die bit by bit in the torture!

A war without gunpowder is over, and time has come to the end of May.

Su Yuyang got up early and went out after dinner - without calling Ling Miao - which was different from Su Yuyang's usual habit. Ling Miao looked at Su Yuyang's back curiously. Although he had the urge to follow him to find out, he also knew what "curiosity killed the cat" meant.

Su Yuyang didn't assign any tasks to Ling Miao, so Ling Miao wouldn't take the initiative to find something to do. Not long after he logged into Q, the QQ taskbar icon started flashing.

It was a message from Ji Linxi—Ji Linxi sent Ling Miao the message he had been waiting for for a long time.

Zero seconds ago: Are you saying that your company has a vacancy

Ji Linxi: Hu Lin was on a business trip recently, and the interview was given to the deputy manager. If you want to come, hurry up. There are many people applying for this position.

Zero seconds ago: I remember that you still have a few copies of my resume. Please help me get a seat first. I will try to get Su Yuyang’s job done before six months.

Ji Linxi: Do you really want to give up your job as Su Yuyang’s assistant

Zero seconds ago: Although the job is easy and the salary is quite high, this boss... haha, is even more of a bastard than Hu Lin - this guy is simply the VVIP among bastards.

Ten minutes later, Su Yuyang came back.

"Xiao Miao, come here."

When he heard Su Yuyang calling him, Ling Miao almost turned off what he had just written with a shake of his hand. After saving the document, Ling Miao walked out of the study anxiously.