Seeing that the round-faced woman in front of him was a little silly, the old man in the fancy dress suddenly jumped up and down and shouted.
"Little baby, the old man sees that you have a talent that can be molded, so I am preaching to you the era of great biochemistry with such earnestness and sincerity!"
Enchanting eats her head in suspense, unmoved.
I wipe!
The old man in Huafu was so angry that he was about to smoke, seeing that the harsh words could not impress the dumb girl in front of him, so he immediately changed his face to be kind and serious.
"Ahem, well, looking at you like this, it should be as uncrafted as jade in the rough. It is your good fortune to meet this old man."
The old man in Chinese clothes changed his face quickly, and he was not at all moved by the embarrassment just now. He straightened his long beard, and then asked Enchanting with a smug face:
"You girl, you haven't even heard of Shenzong?"
Pedestrians on the street saw that handsome old man standing in front of an unattractive woman with a round face, and all of them were envious and envious, their eyes were bleeding! What can that woman do? How could it attract the attention of such a distinguished elder? A group of people beat their chests and stamped their feet, and they couldn't help poking the girl who only knew how to eat to death with their eyes.
Why did Mao Tian drop such a big pie on her head, and she still looked so stupid and disrespectful? How good would it be if this good luck fell on me
"Of course I've heard... I've heard of it."
With a mouthful of chicken in her enchanting mouth, she replied vaguely: "The master of the land of conferred gods under my feet is the great Shenzong."
Talking about people when meeting people, talking nonsense when seeing ghosts are enchanting specialties, no matter who is standing in front of them, in Shenzong's territory, there is absolutely nothing wrong with flattering Shenzong as much as possible.
"Hahaha."
Sure enough, the old man in fine clothes was amused by the enchanting flattery.
Seeing that the distinguished elder actually smiled, the crowd watching around dispersed disgruntled!
"Damn it, I'm so suave and handsome, why don't strong people like me?" Some young people in the crowd sighed and left. Only the old man in Chinese clothes and Yaoluo continued to talk.
"Then do you know who is the most famous Venerable Fengshan in Shenzong?" The old man in Chinese clothes lowered his voice.
"I don't know." She shook her head bewilderedly, she really didn't know much about this.
How about... you tell me? Enchanted was secretly amused, she had been inquiring in the tavern for so long, but she hadn't heard anything useful.
The old man in fine clothes blushed, and whispered in Yaoluo's ear mysteriously: "The strongest elder of Shenzong is the world-shocking Immortal Venerable, the incomparably magnificent Youlongzi Da Neng. Heh heh heh."
The old man cleared his throat proudly, and then said solemnly: "And the world-shocking Immortal Venerable is the old man himself!"
a bolt from the blue!
After saying this, the old man in Chinese clothes pointed his thumb at his face, ready to meet the expression of awe and shock from the silly woman in front of him.
"Ah chirp!" You Longzi, who had just come out of the main peak and was walking in a garden of clouds and mist, suddenly sneezed hard.
"Hmph." You Longzi touched the tip of his nose. Yu sneered in his heart: "Those short-sighted guys, I'm afraid that as soon as I leave, I will start to speak ill of the old man. The old man just warns them, they had better not offend the female cultivator I have a crush on."
The old man in Tsing Yi waved his sleeves, and once again turned into a breeze and disappeared out of thin air.
The real Shenzong Youlongzi Da Neng is the first new venerable who discussed Liuyun's death with the elders in the hall just now.
And the fake "You Long Zi" is powerful enough to deceive the seemingly innocent enchanting in the market.
Poof queen mage!
The rice and chicken dregs in the enchanting mouth almost smeared the face of the old man in Chinese clothes.
What
Are you Youlongzi
Mom! Laugh at me!
Although Yaoluo has never seen the real face of You Longzi, she has long seen that this old man who seems to be extremely coercive is only about the seventh rank. From the first time she glanced at the people on the street, she had noticed him.
It is really impossible to be an elder of Shenzong with a mere seventh rank. In terms of age, he can at most be a small leader in the sub-forum. So from the first sight, she didn't take him seriously. Until the old man in fine clothes brazenly boasted that he was the Venerable Emperor of the Shenzong Fengshan. What about "Shocking Immortal Venerable, Unrivaled Beauty"? Only then did she realize that the old man was purely cheating.
"This is too much, it's even more fake than a turtle!"
Enchanting eyes rolled nimbly, at this moment in her heart, she had classified the old man in front of her as a "god stick". But she didn't point it out. Instead, he continued to eat chicken without saying a word.
"Hey, hey, hey!" God stick was burning with anxiety in his heart. "No way? The old man has already mentioned the name of the most famous Fengshan Venerable in Shenzong, why is this girl still unmoved?"
The magic stick has cheated all his life, he thought that the guy who is shrewd and calculating is the hardest to cheat... But after seeing the round-faced girl in front of him, he finally understood... the idiot is the hardest to be fooled. Because it is invulnerable to swords and guns, and oil fumes cannot be eaten! It's almost impossible to talk to her!
"How is it? The old man no longer accepts apprentices, but he felt very kind when he saw you at the first sight. Little girl, why don't you join my sect, and the old man will teach you to be powerful."
The god stick didn't know what enchanting was thinking, and continued to brag.
"In Shenzong, only the old man and a few strong men can open the Bailing Wonderland, which is of great benefit to you. There is also the Sihe Pagoda, and the magic weapon in the magic library is the teacher's helper. You take one. As for Thunder Pond and Tianxu Medicine Pavilion, these are the benefits that I can fight for you after you have accumulated a certain amount of merit..." The old man said a lot.
This script is extremely skillful and affectionate, but it's a pity that facing this stupid woman, the old man in Chinese clothes feels awkward no matter what he says. But the good thing is that the other party is not smart, so he didn't hear the insincere in his words at all.
Enchantingly licked the lotus leaf in her hand, savoring the lingering fragrance carefully. The soft tip of the tongue slid across the lotus leaf flexibly, and the obsessed appearance of delicious food is really cute.
Originally, she didn't have much interest in wasting time on this god stick, and she also blamed herself for suppressing her strength to the point where she was no different from a commoner, and she eagerly took out a gold baht to buy snacks, brightening up her wealth.
But listening to the nonsense of the old magic stick in front of her, she suddenly cheered up again.
These words about Shenzong are not nonsense. If you meet someone who knows how to be deceived, will the lie be exposed in a short time? Therefore, what the old god stick said must be inseparable from Shenzong's current situation. I am afraid that apart from his false identity, other Bailing Wonderland, Sihe Pagoda, Thunder Pond, and Tianxu Medicine Pavilion are all genuine. This was much more detailed than what she had heard in the tavern.
The old man in front of him... he knows the inside story of Shenzong very well!
Also, there must be some kind of treasure that fakes the aura of a strong man on this old magic stick, otherwise how could it be possible to exude the aura of a five-decayed strong man with a mere seventh-order foundation
What an old man!
A faint smile immediately climbed up the enchanting face.
"Then thank you, Master You Longzi." Yaoluo nodded slightly, and wiped the oil hanging from the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand. She replied in a very unladylike way: "When I left home, my father told me that firstly, I must have enough food, and secondly, I must live well. When I enter the sect of Shenzong, will there be a good place to live?"
He patted his chest to show an expression like "If there is no good thing, this girl will never go with you, no matter what you are a dragon or a deep-fried dough stick", enchanting and valiant, high-spirited... straightened her chest and tenderly The wife is sultry, black-bellied police officer can't marry txt complete works.
puff!
The fake "Yulongzi" almost burst out with a mouthful of blood!
Ordinary people don't say that they are favored by the elders of Shenzong by chance, even the most ordinary apprentices have to bow three times and kowtow nine times, right? And the yellow-haired girl in front of her just nodded her head and wiped her mouth!
rude! brutal! Stupid! unreasonable! Nouveau riche from the countryside!
These are all the impressions the old god stick has of the woman in front of him.
If he hadn't heard the crisp sound of gold baht clashing from the sleeve of the country girl wiping her mouth, the old god would almost have slapped the wild girl on the top of the head with his stick. The ability to listen to the sound of Jinzhu is his unique skill. Others may not be able to detect any sound, but he can tell how many coins are in the purse within three rings. In this point, I am afraid that he can compete with Yuan Fang. Anyway, the gold baht in the wild girl's sleeve pocket is enough for him to endure for a while.
"Hehehehe..." The old god stick twitched his cheeks, and smiled extremely stiffly.
"Then, that disciple will follow me as a teacher."
He just wanted to quickly find a place with few people and get rid of this rich and stupid child, the old god stick didn't even bother to ask the enchanting name.
"good!"
Enchantingly smiling, she followed behind the old god stick, took out two or three gold bahts, and bought some food here and there. Seeing that the old god stick twitched again.
My heart hurts!
"You can finish this much?"
"My dad said, I can't finish eating and go home to feed the pigs!" Rich and powerful, Enchanting snapped her fingers while licking the malt candy.
A mouthful of fishy sweetness rushed into the throat of the old god stick, he had no common language with this rude girl in front of him!
Immediately, the footwork under his feet was a few steps faster, and his heart ached like gouging out flesh. Now the rude girl spends all his money! "I need to hurry up, hurry up." The old head pulled up the enchanting sky as if his butt was on fire, and went straight to the uninhabited woods on the outskirts of the city.
quick…
Soon is the enchanting wish, she laughed secretly in her heart when she saw the old god stick in such a hurry. So he followed his will and let him drag himself along.
Wow!
The wind blew past his ears, and the old god stick was so impatient that he didn't pay attention to the expression of the commoner woman beside him who was not in awe but laziness when she was rushing to fly in the air. Enchanting yawned, the speed of Yukong, the seventh-rank god of war, was more than half slower than hers. Turtle speed!
"Teacher, let's take a break at this time."
With a sound of "dong", the old god stick casually dropped Enchanting on a mountain bag.
"Master, why did we stop flying just a little far away from the city? Can't we fly?" The enchanting innocent face made the old god stick really want to slap her to death!
"You wild girl from the countryside, why are you talking so much nonsense?"
"I didn't see that the old man took you, a round-faced girl, Yukong, with an old bone, it was very hard, so do you want to rest?"
"Ah!"
"Where do you think the old man will take you? There are few people here, just to start, you have to be obedient, don't force the old man to do anything to hurt you!"
Shenstick turned his back to Yaoluo, his facial features twisted for a while, tore the corners of his fake snakeskin girdle dyed gold, secretly vented a bit before continuing to maintain a modest expression and looked at the giant insect lich again with Yaoluo.
He squeezed the white bone knot, and spit out a few words word by word from his mouth stiff with a smile. "By the way, my dear student, I forgot some things. You need to pay a certain entrance fee to enter Shenzong."
The god stick winked, and ordinary enlightened children would obediently offer up the valuables in their hands without his reminder.
But Yaoluo bit her finger and asked, "It's obvious that you begged me to enter the sect, why should I pay for it? It's unreasonable."
puff!
Waterfall sweat!
Can it be said that she is a flash of wisdom born from the depths of simplicity
The old god stick was about to burst into tears: "Reading cheat books and taking pills all cost money."
"Haha, I don't need pills, I just need to eat and sleep well." Enchanting rubbed on the ground, crawled lazily into a piece of soft grass, curled up into a ball and fell asleep.
Pit father ah! This is a monster! You can sleep anywhere, but you also need to eat well and sleep well!
"Although Shenzong has a place to eat and sleep well..." The old godstick finally figured out the situation with black lines all over his head. Those treasures of heaven and earth that ordinary people desire but can't ask for, and the magic weapon of secret books did not kill the woman in front of him. The only thing that caught her attention was the words "delicious and delicious".
Sure enough, when he said these words, the woman who had been sluggish suddenly opened her eyes again.
Huh... Finally got caught... This is not easy!
"But... to eat and sleep well, I have to pay some gold baht." The old magic stick was going to use the most stupid way to get the coins from the country girl in front of him.
"Why?" Enchanting sat on the ground with an ignorant expression.
"You understand." The old magic stick saw the confused and shaken expression on the woman's face, and he immediately added in a hurry: "You see, the master is going to find you new clothes, buy you a flying sword, and make you eat every meal." Eat like an emperor on earth, and live in a big house built of jade, after all, it will cost some money, right?"
Patience is almost exhausted.
"Oh! Eat like a human emperor?"
The woman with a round face in front of the old god stick clapped her hands and shouted as if she had opened her eyes. In order to wait for this idiot to come to his senses, the old magic stick really felt exhausted like never before.
"Yes, yes, delicacies from mountains and seas, only you can't think of them, and you can't eat them without them!" Nodding like pecking rice, the old god stick was anxious to end everything, and forgot to hide his impatience in front of this silly girl.
"Then I think I can go without paying, master can't think of a way? Didn't you say that master is a world-shocking immortal? I don't have any power at all?" Yaoluo replied nonchalantly.
This answer really stunned the old magic stick!
"That's a lot of nonsense!" The old magic stick finally couldn't help but slap him.
He is an old liar with morals and skills. He originally disdained to use brutal force to solve problems, but the girl in front of him seemed to be his nemesis. Now when he saw her face, he wanted to vomit blood.
So the old magic stick simply tore his face.
Anyway, there was no one around, so he ran away immediately after robbing this little silly girl of her money.
Seeing that slap was about to land on the top of Yaoluo's head, a seventh-level summoner would strike at ordinary people. The power of this slap would probably knock people unconscious for a long time. It's not something a moral gangster can do to knock such a flowery girl unconscious on an uninhabited barren hill! Ye Qing Three Kingdoms txt complete works.
"You're the one who talks a lot!" Enchantingly flicked the maltose in his hand. The sticky syrup just covered the eyes of the old god stick, and when she lifted the corner of her clothes, she raised her leg and kicked the old god stick hard in the heart.
Although it didn't use enough strength, it was enough to paralyze the old stick!
Boom!
There was a sudden sound! The old magic stick flew backwards miserably like a shooting star, and directly hit a big tree! Second rebound.
ah!
It's too careless!
Enchanting regretted it again and again, she never thought that a seventh-rank god of war with such low defense would be unable to stop after flying a full 100 meters, don't make that old magic stick foolish. Otherwise, there would be no place to ask what she wanted to ask.
However, just when Yaoluo was worried about whether the old magic stick was shaken into a concussion, I saw that the old magic stick with extremely poor strength but extremely high resistance to blows immediately stood up like nothing happened!
Knowing that he had been taken advantage of, the old magic stick turned around and ran away without saying a word! The movements of falling down, standing up, and Yukong were done in one go, as if they had been honed over thousands of years, so proficient that even Yaoluo was shocked!
Is it okay to fall so hard
A flash of brilliance suddenly flashed in the enchanting eyes.
Chase!
Without even thinking about it, Enchanting immediately soared into the sky!
The old god stick who was running away desperately vomited blood, but because of the precious clothes, it was not because he was seriously injured by the enchanting power, but because the liar was cheated by the liar, and his career was stained by it, so he was so angry that he vomited blood !
"Smelly girl! It turns out that you are also someone from my family, bullying the old man, are you embarrassed? Where did you come from, and we will have a date later!" The old god stick shouted stiffly. Needless to say, I already understood that I capsized in the gutter this time.
What a mistake! He cheated all his life to make a fortune, but why did he end up like this because of a mere few gold bahts? If he hadn't run away in embarrassment ten days ago, he wouldn't have used up all his gold baht to deceive the people in the city!
Helpless and unlucky again, I just picked the worst one to start with!
Stealing treasures all the year round, but the most basic technique of defrauding people is useless!
Originally, he wanted to say goodbye to the little liar, but the old god stick didn't expect that the little figure behind him was getting faster and faster!
Grandma has a leg! What imperial magic device did she use
The old god stick wants to tear his eyes apart! Gritting his teeth, he immediately took out a yellow paper talisman from his chest. The strokes on the talisman were not complicated, just simple touches and strokes, but the force of the strokes piercing through the back of the paper gave people a strange feeling.
"Wind Talisman!"
The old god stick yelled in pain like cutting flesh. This talisman was not drawn by him, it was a life-saving talisman that he got a few by chance and figured out with great difficulty! Originally, he only used up one card when he encountered a feud in the first ten days, but now he has to consume another card, how could this not make him teary!
"The talisman exploded! The wind is blowing everywhere! Use your strength to go up to Qingyun!"
The old magic stick crushed the wind talisman, and a gust of wind suddenly appeared out of thin air, like a powerful backward force, kicking up sand and rocks, and pushing him forward quickly.
Wow!
"What's that? It's more than twice as powerful as an ordinary wind talisman!" The enchanting eyes narrowed, and a greater sense of excitement suddenly rose in his heart!
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