Tong Xiaoxiao was in a hurry, she touched Ling Chunan's chest but couldn't find the jade pendant.
"Impossible, I clearly remember that he was hung on his chest in his previous life, is it somewhere else?" She said silently, her hands getting lower and lower.
"Although I have been touched everywhere, I have never been touched by a woman." Ling Chunan complained, "Her strength is not comfortable at all."
098 urged: "You can get up and beat her up."
"No, I have to wait for the male protagonist to come to the hero to save the beauty." Ling Chunan complained a little, "Why didn't he come out? He clearly woke up when I passed his tent, and I heard two footsteps just now. Could it be that he hasn't seen the true face of the heroine for so long?"
Immediately after, Ling Chunan found that her clothes had been torn open, "...she's going too far!"
Looking at the figure that was rushing over, 098 sneered: "You ask for more happiness."
Qin Haoyuan couldn't explain how he felt towards Ling Chunan. From the anger at the beginning to the guilt, to the complexity later, and finally to now, he doesn't know what to think. He seems to have gone through countless psychological journeys, but it's also like a joke .
When he found that Tong Xiaoxiao was doing something to Ling Chunan, he didn't go out immediately, and when he saw that Tong Xiaoxiao started to pick Ling Chunan's clothes, it was too late when he wanted to go out.
Someone was one step ahead of him.
Zeng Wuyue had a dark face, and he didn't even need supernatural powers, so he slapped Tong Xiaoxiao away.
The delicate female protagonist didn't even scream, she slammed into a rock not far away and fainted, and that rock was where Qin Haoyuan was hiding.
When he met Zeng Wuyue's icy eyes, Qin Haoyuan couldn't help shivering, and most of the innocence he had raised towards Ling Chunan dissipated. He glanced at Tong Xiaoxiao on the ground, picked her up and left.
The hand that belonged to the woman who was touching her body suddenly disappeared, Ling Chunan didn't have time to be surprised, she was hugged by a familiar aura.
"098! Why didn't you tell me that Uncle is here!" Ling Chunan complained in his heart, not because he was afraid of Zeng Wuyue, but because this person is not only a vinegar jar, but also a kidney treasure, he really can't stand it!
"The system is in standby." 098's voice did not fluctuate, but Ling Chunan heard a hint of schadenfreude.
"Baby, I said why you are so indifferent to me today, it turns out that you want to meet other girls privately at night."
Zeng Wuyue's voice rang in his ears, Ling Chunan couldn't help shivering, opened his eyes and put his arms around Zeng Wuyue's neck, kissed him on the face, and showed a pleasing smile, "I just Seeing her looking at me all day, seems to have no intentions of me, like testing her, I really have nothing to do with her."
"Nothing, you will let her push you to the ground and do whatever she wants?" Zeng Wuyue's eyes darkened.
"It was she who knocked me out!" Ling Chunan pulled the back collar and said pitifully, "She has such a heavy hand, look at it, she must be blue."
It was indeed a large piece of green, Zeng Wuyue reached out and touched the green skin lightly, "Don't do this next time."
Ling Chunan, who thought he had escaped the catastrophe, nodded again and again, and then was crushed on the grass behind him, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
When it was almost dawn the next day, Ling Chu, who was carried back to the tent by Zeng Wuyue, was ashes to the south, looking like he had no love for life.
Zeng Wuyue put him on the quilt, "Baby, don't be angry, it's my fault, are you hungry?" He handed his arm.
Ling Chunan glanced at Zeng Wuyue, turned his head and ignored him, sighing many times in his heart, "Alas."
098 comforted: "Host, please don't be discouraged, the counterattack value increased by 5% last night."
Ling Chunan: "Hey, you are the system, you don't understand."
"But there's no shame in peeing your pants."
"… "
The openness of this system made Ling Chunan a little scared. He clearly remembered that when they first started working together, 098 was still a very shy system, so why did it change so quickly? "098, has your program been updated?"
"Yes, it was updated not long ago." 098 replied succinctly, "In order to better serve the host, a variety of functions have been unlocked."
"Including these... Not suitable for children?"
"Not included." 098 said.
"Haha." Ling Chunan sneered, then continued to sigh.
The subordinates who got up early the next morning found that the fifth master Zeng, who had been good enough for Ling Shao, had simply fallen to the point of being humble and small, and he had a feeling of ingratiating himself when speaking and doing things.
However, Ling Chunan, who originally liked to stick with Zeng Wuyue, was extraordinarily cold and ignored him.
Everyone who didn't know why watched it all morning, and finally realized by a sentence from the big butler Yuan Wu. It must be that Zeng Wuyue made Ling Shao unhappy.
For a while, the subordinates were talking quietly.
"I didn't expect the fifth master to be a strict wife." A bearded man tore open a bag of pickles and poured half of it into the porridge.
"Shh, be quiet." One person snatched the other half of the bag of pickles in his hand and glanced at the fifth master Zeng who was trying to feed Ling Chunan, "Don't say, if my future daughter-in-law is like Young Master Ling. Good-looking and powerful, I am also willing to be a wife and slave."
"Tsk, come on, that's what you look like." The big man with the bowl next to him interjected, and then he pulled a chopstick of pickles from the bowl of the speaker, and the two quarreled.
Ling Chunan blocked the spoon in Zeng Wuyue's hand, got up and walked towards the car, "098, why didn't you see the male and female protagonists?"
"The heroine was beaten to death by Zeng Wuyue yesterday. Even if she has the healing ability, it is estimated that she will have to rest for a while. The hero seems to have been hit and broke up with the heroine who just woke up." 098 added, "Host , Zeng Wuyue has caught up."
"I know." Ling Chunan opened the car door and sat up.
The heroine was carried into the car. No one knew why she was injured so badly, but Zeng Wuyue didn't say that she would be thrown away, and it was not easy for everyone to throw her away, so she was allowed to sit in the original car In the car, as to whether the bumpy ride will make the injury worse, this is not in their consideration.
Ling Chunan forgave Zeng Wuyue after a full meal. He thought about it. No one except Zeng Wuyue and 098 knew what happened last night. It is such delicious food as Zeng Wuyue.
However, Yuan Wu, who got on the bus halfway, was stunned by the bloody smell of the car, especially when he saw Zeng Wuyue covered in blood and the bright red on Ling Chunan's mouth, he was even more stunned, "Ling, Young Master Ling? Fifth Master? "
"It's okay, just pretend you didn't see anything." Zeng Wuyue reached out and wiped the corner of Ling Chunan's mouth, his eyes swept to Yuan Wu, "Understood?"
"Okay, okay." Yuan Wu looked at Ling Chunan with a smile on his face, gave him a stiff smile, and then turned the car key with trembling hands several times before lighting the fire.
He finally understood why every time Su Hu, the little brother bodyguard, had such a weird expression when he heard him say that Young Master Ling and the Fifth Master locked themselves out of the car again.
It turns out that in addition to doing that, it can also be... eating.
As an old man who followed Zeng Wuyue, Yuan Wu naturally knew that Zeng Wuyue had a special physique and his wounds healed very quickly, but how could he treat himself as food!
Glancing back at his eldest brother with a gentle face, Yuan Wu swallowed the exhortation that had already reached his mouth.
After stopping the car, Yuan Wu immediately went to the bodyguard brother, "Su Hu, did you already know about Ling Shao and the fifth master?"
"What?" The bodyguard looked puzzled, his fingers were a little stiff and scratched the back of his head, "Brother Wu, what do you know?"
"Isn't Ling Shao infected with the zombie virus?" Yuan Wu was a little nervous.
The bodyguard brother suddenly relaxed a little, "No, how is it possible, Ling Shao is fine." He paused and lowered his voice, "The first time I saw Ling Shao, cough, bit five masters was before the end of the world, There was no zombie virus back then."
"What's the matter?" How could anyone like to bite
The little brother of the bodyguard moved closer to Yuan Wu, and said mysteriously: "I think Ling Shao," he pointed to his head, "Maybe there is a problem." Fifth Master probably also has a problem.
The overheard 098 promptly reported the content of the conversation between the two, "Host, the bodyguard said that you have a problem with your brain."
Ling Chunan raised his eyelids and said indifferently, "Oh."
Yuan Wu finally decided to ignore this matter. As for Zeng Wuyue's willingness to let Ling Chunan bite... Fifth Master is happy.
Half a month later, the convoy arrived outside Jingcheng calmly.