When Gu Qingqiao opened his eyes, everything in front of him was still the same as before.
The steamed buns fought hard with the coal, occasionally bursting out some bright tomato juice and body parts.
As for Brother Dangdang, he still sat obediently next to her with a pair of peach blossom-like bright eyes open.
"... How long have I been in a coma?" she asked the handsome man beside her in a daze.
"Is this... brother, when I counted to one hundred and one, sister, you opened your eyes."
Brother Dangdang looked at her with a smile, as if nothing had happened—it seemed that he had never threatened her, never pinched her veins, and never wanted to end her life in an instant.
Qing Qiao lowered her eyebrows, touched her wrist, the bright red was still there, and the pain made her gasp.
"Sister, what are you thinking?" Brother Dangdang suddenly poked his head down, and said in an intimate tone, "Are you worried about this mark on your hand? Don't worry, Brother Dangdang will know if there is one as soon as he makes a move-there will never be left here. Scars, but I have to wrong my sister for the first half of the month." At the end, he smiled and added: "How, brother, am I very compassionate?"
"...Brother, you are so extraordinary, I'm afraid you will live forever (shou) without bounds in the future." Qing Qiao replied lightly.
Brother Dangdang was taken aback, and immediately smiled triumphantly.
Qing Qiao felt a bit sad in her heart when she saw the bright and wanton smile in front of her.
—What, just fainted a hundred and one times? Isn't that only one minute and forty-one seconds
Really, why do people faint for half a day and ten days, but I, Gu Qingqiao, only faint for one minute and forty-one seconds? !
Brother Dangdang, I really don't know whether to say that you are too gentle or that I am too physically fit. Since you are determined to strike, why don't you let me faint longer and completely? Do you know what kind of thrilling new world those female pigs in the crossing encyclopedia have when they wake up with their eyes darkened? They fainted the day before yesterday, and the ice cubes around them were greatly stimulated by GG, who decided that she had hit true love and let her soak; In an unfamiliar dangerous situation, but according to the usual practice, the top leader of the dangerous situation (remarks, 99.9999% are beautiful, evil, cool, handsome and possessing extraordinary skills) will definitely fall in love with her crazily
! Then entangled-separated-entangled again-separated~~ In short, tossing and turning is like roasting sweet potatoes.
Ah, fainting, come here whenever you need to show the beauty and weakness of a female pig!
Ah, fainting, you have to do this trick every time an evil, cool and handsome villain comes on stage!
Ah, fainting, whenever the writers can't go on with the plot and need to change the scene, they have to do this trick! !
But now...
In a word, the iron-clad rules of time travel are completely messed up here.
Just thinking about it, suddenly a UFO came towards them.
"There is a hidden weapon!" Qing Qiao was about to start screaming heart-piercingly, only to see Brother Dangdang flicking his sleeves, and the object was sent flying by the pia.
"Plop!" The unknown object fell heavily on the ground, struggled a few times, and finally stopped moving.
There's a lot of tomato juice coming out of the ground...
Taking a closer look, it turned out that the hidden weapon was a person, and he was taught by Mantou!
"He, he, didn't you teach him?" Qing Qiao tremblingly pointed at the dead house with a trembling voice.
"So what?" Brother Dangdang propped his chin up and raised his head slightly.
"You, you, you won't save him?" Qing Qiao's eyes widened, and an ostrich egg could be stuffed in her mouth.
"Why do you want to save him? Anyway, he is a dying person, and saving him is just dirtying my hands." Brother Dangdang smiled, charming like a spring flower.
Many, many classic lines... Once this line comes out, evildoers will definitely arrive.
So Qing Qiao hugged her knees and huddled up in a spineless ball, intending to pretend to be dumb until the rescuers came.
Brother Dangdang, I'm very good, I don't see anything, and I don't know anything
.
I just sat there for a while, only to see that the number of coal workers is getting smaller and smaller, steamed bun corpses are blooming everywhere, and the mountains are filled with the smell of rust and blood.
Qing Qiao tightly covered her mouth, she didn't dare to scream, she didn't dare to run away, she didn't even dare to close her eyes - she was afraid that Brother Dangdang would snap her on a whim.
That brother Dangdang has been sitting next to her, concentrating on admiring the fight, like watching a play, with a pleasant smile on his lips.
So disgusting, so scary...
Just when Qing Qiao was dizzy and almost unable to hold on anymore, Brother Dangdang's face suddenly became condensed: "Sister Ding Ding, your match is really not easy, you actually broke my illusion and came here."
Qing Qiao turned her head when she heard the sound, and saw Duan Yu galloping towards them on a black horse. Under the sun, his clothes fluttered, and his figure was as vigorous as a light goose. I saw him staring in Qing Qiao's direction, and raised a golden bow from afar...
Little bit! stop!
Qing Qiao's hairs stood on end in shock—shooting at such a distance? Who do you think you are
However, before she could think about it, the golden arrow had already taken off the bow and headed straight towards them. With a sound of "Dang", the golden arrow was firmly nailed to the tree trunk above Qing Qiao's head.
"what!"
Qing Qiao yelled, and threw herself to the ground with her hands protecting her head.
God fulfilled her wish, and she finally fainted completely this time.
When Duan Yu arrived with a large army, only Qing Qiao was left in a coma under the tree.
She was probably terrified, her face was pale, her teeth were clenched tightly, her whole body was curled up into a ball, she looked very pitiful.
"...My lord, this demon sect's sorcery is really powerful. When the subordinates were fighting, they clearly paid attention to staying here alone all the time, but they didn't expect to be deceived by someone." Qiao Feng took a step forward with a serious expression, "It belongs to It's not enough to get under the escort, and I ask the prince to come down!"
"...The illusions taught by Manduo have always been powerful, no wonder you." Duan Yu looked down at Qing Qiao for a while, and finally stretched out his hand to pick her up and put her gently on "Zuo Qing", "—you take the horse back , find someone to change clothes, take a good rest
. "
Qiao Feng took the order, led the black guards back with his horse.
Duan Yu stood quietly under the tree for a while.
"Okay," he called out suddenly, "come out."
After hearing a few rustling sounds, a man in green clothes appeared in the canopy of the tree, and he jumped to the ground, as light as a flying swallow.
"Did you hear what?" Duan Yu turned his head towards him with sharp eyes.
"My lord, it was Lu Sikong who came. He wanted Gu's life, but for some reason he failed." The man in green said respectfully.
"Oh? Did he say why the Mandala sect wanted to kill Gu?"
"He only said that he took the holy relics of the religion."
"Hmm~~~" Duan Yu snorted, with a bit of contempt in his eyes, "So it's the nine-turn voiceless bell?"
He lowered his eyes and thought of another question.
"By the way, have you seen Gu's reaction in front of Xing Si today?"
"Yes, my subordinates can see clearly from the beam."
"What do you think? Gu Ke seems to know the border shepherds?"
"My lord, according to my subordinate's humble opinion, Gu doesn't seem to know Bian Shepherd, and probably doesn't know the legend either."
"Oh? How did you see that?"
"Because Gu didn't pay attention to the color of the wolf's eyes, nor did he observe the number of wolf teeth—after all, the wolf head on Xing Si's chest is blue-eyed and four-toothed, while the real border shepherd king, the wolf head on his chest should be red-eyed six. Teeth."
After the man in green finished his statement, his palms were already dripping with cold sweat.
So Duan Yu closed his eyes slightly and stopped talking.
Under the sun, his shadow is indifferent and elegant, gently sticking to the mottled ground, like a floating cloud.
A heartless cloud.