The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 14: The flesh is well developed

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The weather is so sunny today, everywhere is crazy~

Dongxi was humming a song while guarding the steamer on the stove, and the hut was shrouded in white mist. ()

It is said that since I came back from praying in Shangqing Temple, I have been tired and unable to raise my energy for several days, and I have not even touched the braised pork that I have always liked. Seeing his pale little face, the master was really distressed, and he ordered the chefs to cook delicacies that can make life alive. So the master chefs tried their best to use all kinds of precious materials: Cordyceps, Bird's nest, shark's fin, bear's paw, velvet antler... Finally, a great figure in the aphrodisiac world - Shiquan Dabu Tang was brought out.

Eating it for a few days in a row was so painful that she couldn't bear to live, and finally pulled her to tears and said that in fact, she just came for sunflower water and wanted to eat sweets.

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"It's so simple, why not let the cook do it?" Dong Xi was surprised.

"What I want to eat, but they can't make it." Smiling slightly, his tone was melancholy, "There are no ingredients here."

"Oh, tell the master what you want to eat, and let him go to the palace to ask for it? After all, it's in-laws!" Dong Xi curled her lips, her face full of indifference.

"Don't talk about the palace, I'm afraid I won't be able to find what I want to eat all over the world." With a wry smile.

"What's so rare?" Dongxi was suddenly curious about the ingredients that even the emperor couldn't get out.

"... It's dark, the taste is very thick and thick, a little bitter, but also a little sweet, it melts in the mouth, and the aftertaste is endless..." There is a soft light in the eyes, and the voice is full of nostalgia and longing, "It's as smooth as silk. The feeling...you won't understand."

Cut, what do you mean "you won't understand"

It's too contemptuous of people. She is also a first-class girl in the Shangshu Mansion with seven apertures and exquisite hearts. Although she can't do what is called "chocolate", how can she be bad at serving girls during menstruation? Isn't it just a bit of blood and stomachache? It's good to eat some brown sugar and jujube. Yeah, everything is good, I just love to pretend, look at my Dongxi exclusive secret homemade original jujube brown sugar cake, won't it make you alive again

The turquoise bamboo steamer was bursting with tempting white air. She took a deep breath and was extremely intoxicated.

Well, it smells really good.

After cutting the cake, putting it in an ebony lacquer box, and wrapping it in a cotton veil to keep it warm, Dongxi happily walked towards the flower hall—someone said that good steel should be used on the blade, although she even asked what steel is. I don't know, but this does not prevent her from judging the situation and further practicing the art of pleasing the master.

In the future, she must also be the first-class girl of Prince Duan's mansion...the celebrity in front of Prince Duan and Princess Duan...

She giggled while thinking, and when she walked to the entrance of Langfang in the flower hall, the smile froze on her face.

"Miss Dongxi, where is this going?"

Someone turned his head to ask her, the detailed outline under the light and shadow seemed to be mixed with ink. Her black hair was as black as ink, and her clothes were as white as snow. They were clearly in stark contrast, but because of that alluring face, they seemed exceptionally harmonious, a kind of tranquil and eerie harmony.

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"My servant has seen the prince." Dong Xi hurriedly saluted, and presented the food box with both hands, "My family has been unwell for the past few days, and this servant just made some snacks for me, and I am about to send them to the flower hall."

"So, it's in the flower hall?" Duan Yu smiled lightly, overflowing with color, "I said why I couldn't find it in the room, so I hid there to bask in the sun, anyway, just take me to have a look."

Dongxi is forced by power (this is a fake), and bewitched by beauty (this is true), and she is willing to take Duan Yu to the flower hall.

This decision will lead directly to her lifelong regret.

At noon, at the entrance of Huating.

If heaven had ears, it would definitely hear Dongxi's prayer at this moment.

I shouldn't have brought him here... Dongxi froze at the entrance of the flower hall, her round face pale.

Duan Yu quietly looked at the girl in the hall, his eyes were indifferent and his face was expressionless.

Women, there are always a few days in every month.

I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, and I have a bad temper, so for the women, they are the queen of poetry in those few days, and no one can offend them.

Gu Qingqiao is an excellent example. That day she complained that she had an unwell stomach and was in a bad mood, so Mr. Gu sent all the servants in the house to take orders from her. "Do what you say, if you don't like me, I'll drive you all out!" Mr. Gu sternly sternly seldom once.

So she got an amnesty order, and picked people she knew on weekdays to sing in the flower hall. In fact, she had arranged this play for Gu Shangshu, and she planned to perform it as a memorial to her father before she left Shangshu's mansion. For this reason, she has secretly trained the servants for too long, and today is the result of early acceptance.

First up are the maids of the Shangshu Mansion. Chunxiang, Xiayan, and Qiumei are three beauties wearing bright red ribbons around their waists, and their feet are square, making their debut, twisting and singing:

"The sky in the Liberated Area is a clear sky,

The people in the liberated areas like it very much.

There is no end to Gu Shangshu's kindness,

Ya ho hi hi, one yah hi,

Ya ho hi ho hi, yah ho hi hi hi,

hey hey hey one hey hey

! "

Yingying Yanyan's is called a Harpy.

Then the representative of the kitchen chef appeared on the stage, and I saw the meat lord Ada puffed his chest deeply, and shouted loudly in his dantian: "Lang Ben—"

Immediately, two young servants came out from his armpit left and right, holding a big cattail fan in the shape of an echo: "Ben ben ben ben ben~~~~"

Ada seemed very intoxicated, raised his voice and continued howling: "Wandering—"

The two young fellows shook their heads like garlic, and quickly shook the cattail fan: "Liu Liu Liu Liu Liu~~~"

Ada tossed her hair in the shape of Xiafei, and continued to sing affectionately:

"Thousands of miles of Taotao, the river will never cease to wash away the world's affairs and mix them into a torrential trend..." (Shanghai Beach—Ye Liyi)

Of course Ada's Cantonese was not the same, and her singing was all out of tune. Qing Qiao leaned forward and backward on the bamboo floor, laughing like silver bells.

"Hahaha, Ada, you are so strong..." She pointed to Ge Zhai in the living room who was out of breath, "My aunt finally didn't hurt you for nothing..."

Maybe it's because she's lazy, she didn't wear a bun, she just tied her black hair loosely behind her head with a ribbon, and she was wearing a half-new floral cotton gown. The village woman doesn't look like a lady at all.

Dong Xi only felt a buzzing sound in his head, his blood was rushing, his head was dizzy, and he almost lost his breath.

Ah Tathagata, Guan Yin, why did you let Prince Duan see such a scene? Although this is often the case in private, the one on the outside is delicate, weak and watertight. This time I brought Prince Duan without notification. Didn't it just happened to be dismantled? Oh, why me? Why is it me? ! My meticulously cultivated skill of pleasing the master, my bright future as a first-class maid in the palace...

While mourning for her own future, Dongxi sneaks a look at Prince Duan's face.

The prince's eyes were deep, and his thin lips were tightly pursed, as if he was thinking about something, but he didn't seem to think about anything

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Dongxi's mind immediately turned a thousand times, imagining the infinite possibilities after being kicked out.

Amidst the turbulent tide, the prince turned his head to look at her, with a half-smile: "...I don't feel well, huh?"

Before the words fell, he had already strode towards the hall with big strides.

The people in the hall changed, and the boys began to sing "Sunset Red" softly:

"The most beautiful thing is the red sunset, which is warm and calm. The sunset is a flower that blooms late, and the sunset is old wine..."

Qing Qiao restrained her wanton smile, her face was full of mist and gentleness.

Papa Gu, although I am not your biological daughter, you have always been the person who treats me best in this time and space. If it wasn't for your protection and indulgence, how could I have lived this peaceful life for five years

With some emotion in her heart, she casually turned her head and glanced into the distance.

—Dong Xi was staring at her with a stiff body and blood loss.

Hey, why do you have the expression of eating poop on your face, could it be that you also came to Kuishui

She was a little puzzled, and then moved her gaze forward ten meters.

Youdao's familiar figure stood under the flower stand, staring at her from afar.

He seemed to be smiling, but that smile was distinctly cold. He seemed to be frowning, but there was a light in his eyes that couldn't be concealed. He was indeed beautiful, as beautiful as a heavenly man, like a hope in despair.

Fluttering, fluttering, there is a butterfly flapping its little wings in my heart.

For a moment, it seemed that there was only him in the world, and he was the only one left...

—Damn, I always said that as long as I have him, grandma, why am I, Gu Qingqiao, still staying here? !

Dong Xi looked at the dumbfounded expression, and suddenly had the thought of "Thunder God, Mother Lightning, please do me a favor and kill me."

Duan Yu half-closed his eyes, folded his arms, and just stood there quietly without saying anything.

he is waiting

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Wait for an expected reaction.

However, at the moment when he was dazed, he heard a "snap", and an unknown object hit him in the face.

——It hit the face of our Yushu Linfeng Yanguan Sizhou Duan Yu Duan Wang, who is so beautiful that he is so beautiful.

Slap!

The unknown object stayed on the prince's face for a second and a half, and then slid down gracefully in slow motion.

The world was at peace, utter peace, because everyone was petrified.

Duan Yu suppressed his anger, and looked at the giant hidden weapon on the ground with a livid face—

An embroidered shoe.

"What are you doing here? Get out! Get out—" Qing Qiao stood up from the bamboo floor, glaring at Duan Yu with an angry face, as if she had a blood feud with him.

Everyone gasped—why, these days, those who beat others are more polite than those who are beaten

"... This king is here to see you." Duan Yu's face was already flushed with anger, and the veins on his forehead were protruding, "... Is this how you greet me?"

"Who wants you to pretend to be kind?!" Qing Qiao picked up another shoe and was about to throw it at him, with an angry and sad voice, "Didn't you want me to die? Didn't you shoot me with an arrow on the mountain? Didn't you specialize Aiming at my forehead?"

Everyone was shocked, and then cast complicated glances at the prince—oh, there is another hidden story unexpectedly

"You misunderstood..." Duan Yu was stunned for a moment, he probably didn't expect that this little girl was still in Shangqing Temple, "I didn't care about it at that time..."

"Fatty? What is fattiness?" Qing Qiao became more and more angry as she spoke, big drops of tears fell from the corners of her eyes, and the people who watched felt distressed, "You said you would protect me, you said you were there I don't have to worry about anything... But where were you when I was captured alive by that strange man? Where were you when I was forced to watch people slaughter? I finally waited for you to save me, but I saw you pick up Bows and arrows are about to shoot me... When I wake up and lie in Shangshu's mansion, when I have nightmares and can't sleep peacefully, where are you?!"

Speaking of this, she couldn't make a sound, she huddled like a wounded deer, heartbroken and wounded:

"...I've been waiting for you for so long, why didn't you come to see me? Why didn't you come to explain? You don't know how scared I am these days. I don't dare to eat meat, I can't see blood, and I wake up crying every night...Why do you Why didn't you come sooner? Why didn't you come sooner? What's the point in coming now? What's the matter

! "

Everyone's eyes were reddened by the crisp questioning, and they thought it's no wonder they've been acting weird since they came back. It turned out that they were so stimulated outside, and they felt extremely sympathetic.

Duan Yu's expression gradually slowed down, and tender pity floated on his face.

"... yes... I'm wrong." His voice was a little hoarse, his pupils were full of stars, and his face was blurred like a layer of smoke, "don't cry, okay?"

Stepping up to Qing Qiao with a big stride, he held the girl tightly in his arms, as if she was the most fragile treasure in the world.

"...I shot you with an arrow because you were trapped in the illusion. I couldn't see your real body, so I could only shoot towards the tree trunk based on my feeling. After all, this is the only way to break the cult's illusion..."

"You liar!" Qing Qiao touched his white robe with tears and snot angrily, "There are so many trees in the forest, how do you know that I must hide in that one?"

"... I didn't know at that time, I just tried." Duan Yu stroked her hair with an extremely loving tone, "I saw Zuo Qing under that tree, and I thought you wouldn't go too far..."

Qing Qiao groaned, buried her head deeply in Duan Yu's arms, and stopped talking.

"Okay, don't be awkward anymore." Duan Yu spoke in a coaxing tone, his eyes full of tenderness, "I got traces of a cult that day, and immediately went back to the palace to discuss with the emperor... Unexpectedly, because of this, I snubbed you and made you You come up with such weird ideas... Oh, it's all my fault, now that I know I'm wrong, don't bother me anymore, okay?"

The person in his arms moved his body, as if he was relaxing, but became stiff again in the next moment, his voice was like a mosquito humming, "...I can't even eat braised pork now...".

Duan Yu raised the corners of his lips, and a specious smile floated on his face, making people unable to see the details: "... What do you want to apologize for?"

Qing Qiao was silent for a while, and quietly raised her delicate face like a flower.

"Will you give me anything I want?"

"...as long as it is something in the palace, I can give it to you

. "Duan Yu said softly.

Qing Qiao stared at him for a while, trying to assess the credibility of these words, but what caught her eyes was only boundless mixed emotions.

Duan Yu looked back at her deeply, his white jade face was like glazed porcelain, exuding a faint gleam, perfect and not like a real person.

"...Go back to the room first..." She glanced at the curious expressions of the servants, lowered her head deeply, her face flushed, "There are a lot of people here..."

Duan Yu laughed loudly, picked her up in one hug, and walked out with big strides.

A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven!

The servants watched a wonderful idol romance drama for free, and dispersed with mixed feelings and emotions.

Only Dongxi was still standing there blankly.

Just now... Was it her illusion? Why did the prince have a sly smile when he picked her up and walked forward

And the gleam in his eyes... It's unmistakable, it's an all-too-familiar "developed" look of joy.

Ah, difficult to understand.

The weather is so sunny today, everywhere is crazy~

Developed.

I finally developed.

Qing Qiao nestled comfortably in Duan Yu's arms, unable to hide a burst of ecstasy in her heart.

If the Emperor Ling was really brought on Duan Yu's body, with what he said just now, wouldn't it be easy to get it

She took a deep breath, buried her face in Duan Yu's skirt, and smiled secretly.

Dongxi, don't say I didn't teach you.

In this world, as long as you dare to do it, turn passivity into initiative, and adversity will turn into prosperity.

——The so-called strike first is the strongest.