The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 17: Meat VIP

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Duan Yu let out a soft oh, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth calmly.

"Little Qiaomo wants to make fun of me. I have been familiar with the stars in the heavens since I was a child, and I have never heard of Mars. Since you are so smart, you should try to tell the truth."

Unconsciously, there was a sense of danger in the words, and the blade was sharp.

However, the beautiful lady didn't know she was nervous at all, instead she blinked her almond eyes twice and burst out laughing.

"So you have been suspicious of me?"

Let go of the rein, and walked slowly to the prince, the expression on Qing Qiao's face couldn't be more calm

.

"You suspect that I'm a fake?"

She brought her face closer to Duan Yu, with a charming and sly face: "Come, come, I allow you to touch it."

"What are you doing?" Duan Yu was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the big head.

"Let you touch my face to see if it's a human skin mask!" Qing Qiao raised the corners of her mouth, her tone was very magnanimous, "I know, all of you martial arts people like this."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed Duan Yu's hand and pressed it to his face, giving him a good meal.

"Look, look, it's true."

After finally tossing and tossing enough, Qing Qiao looked at the prince with swollen fleshy cheeks, smiling with crooked eyebrows.

Duan Yu remained silent, but stared sideways at the beautiful woman with piercing eyes, and those who watched were panicked.

Qing Qiao sighed, it seemed that she had to use the trump card.

"I have a birthmark!" Rolling up her sleeves, the beautiful woman revealed a snow-white lotus root arm, "Look here are five red dots - Master Kong Kong, the abbot of Shangqing Temple, said that it is a plum blossom seal that can only be seen in a hundred years, and it is everywhere in the world. No two people can bear the same mark."

Duan Yu glanced at the plum blossom seal lightly, but still didn't answer, but squeezed out a beautiful "Chuan" word between his eyebrows.

Damn, why don't you believe me? It seems that today I really can't bear to let the child lose the wolf.

After thinking about it for a moment, Qing Qiao made a painful decision, stomped her feet and turned her head, shouting: "Come here, go get a pot of dog blood for Ben, and a big bucket of manure, the stinkier the better!".

"what are you going to do?"

Now the lord finally reacted, he turned his lips and spit out five words.

"Yeah? Didn't the lord suspect that I was transformed from a goblin just now?" Qing Qiao took half a step back, astonished, "I'm about to sprinkle some blood and dung in the yard to clean the surrounding land and Prove my true identity!"

"... No need, I have to worry about it

. "

The veins on Duan Yu's forehead twitched a few times, and he swallowed hard.

"...Since Xiao Qiao can easily enter the Shangqing Temple, and can get the guidance of Master Kongkong behind closed doors, this king has never thought that you are a different kind."

Duan Yu thought about it for a while, and said every word in an obscure way.

"Then why does the prince still doubt me?" Qing Qiao rubbed her cheeks, looked at him with a smile, and couldn't hide her joy, "Little Qiao is pure in thinking and upright in style, loves his hometown and supports the emperor, and is a first-class good citizen in this dynasty. What's wrong?"

A white light flashed in Duan Yu's eyes, and he was about to answer when he heard a servant rushing to report: "My lord, Mr. Qi is here."

"Oh?" Duan Yufeng raised his eyes lightly, a little surprise flashed across his face, and he quickly returned to calm, "Why is he free today?"

After thinking for a while, he looked at the person who came, and said with blame: "I'm afraid you have leaked the news."

The servant didn't dare to show his breath, curled up and remained motionless.

So Duan Yu waved his hand lightly and did not continue this topic.

Passing through the long glazed corridor, Qing Qiao saw a thin blue figure in the pavilion in the middle of the lake, she must be a guest.

"This official, this is Mr. Qi." Duan Yu introduced the two of them, the introduction was short and to the point, and his expression was somewhat inexplicably unhappy.

Qing Qiao looked him up in surprise, then turned her head and said hello to Yingying, the man in Tsing Yi: "I met Mr. Qi."

Mr. Qi looked about thirty or so, with a medium appearance and an elegant temperament. He nodded casually in return.

Yay, what about big names? Anyway, I'm also the future Princess Duan, why don't you even say a word

Mr. Qi had completely regarded her as transparent, turned around and talked directly to Duan Yu, repeating over and over again the core content was only twelve words- gossip about state affairs, court secrets and gossip.

Well, to be able to point out the country together with Prince Duan, it seems that Mr. Qi has someone above him, and the weight is not small!

Noble and noble, who is more expensive than you

Qing Qiao secretly hummed the little abacus in her heart and began to beat it secretly again: fate, emperor spirit... crackling... crackling...

"... Gu, Gu?"

After a while, Mr. Qi didn't know which muscle was wrong, and suddenly remembered her

.

"Hey? I'm here!"

Qing Qiao hurriedly raised her head, showing the expression of a well-trained diplomat, her long eyelashes flickering green and pollution-free.

"...I don't know what Gu Pingsu's hobbies are?" Mr. Qi's face was polite, his eyes were clear, "When we meet for the first time, it's always better to give a greeting."

Hello, brother, who are you? Is Duan Yu's father or Duan Yu's mother? No matter who gives the meeting gift, it's not your turn to give it!

Qing Qiao rubbed the back of her head and replied foolishly, "Well, I like meat."

"Pfft~" Duan Yu took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.

Mr. Qi's face remained as calm as before, unchanged: "...I don't know what kind of meat Gu likes to eat? Qi's men happen to have a team of hunters with all kinds of delicacies. As long as Gu asks, Qi can get it for him."

Nonsense, I want to eat dragon meat, can you get it

Qing Qiao smiled sweetly, covered her face with her sleeves and said softly and shyly, "Pork is just fine, pork is the best."

Hehe, the teacup in Duan Yu's hand suddenly rang softly.

"Such a beautiful woman, why should you stick to pork, which is a vulgar food?" Mr. Qi shook his face with a pity, "I heard that a rare and weak fish was produced in Dongqu Lake in southern Xinjiang. This fish was born by absorbing the spiritual energy of the world. The peony pattern on the back only grows an inch in ten years, I wonder if Gu Ke is interested?"

Wow, it has only grown an inch in ten years, and it is still born out of the ordinary. This fish is undoubtedly a Down syndrome patient in the aquatic life world-a congenital stupid type! Well, who came up with the name Weak Fish? It's a good start, a wonderful start, and a very foresighted start.

Throwing an autumn spinach to Duan Yu, Qing Qiao said in a soft voice, "Don't bother me, Mr. Xiao Qiao is also the Avalokitesvara in the pork world, so I naturally want to support my own business. I said Mr. Qi, pork is so good—tonic Strengthen the body, nourish yin and moisten dryness, plump the skin and moisturize the skin. Anyone with postpartum blood deficiency can use it as a nourishing and nourishing product. There is no food more lovely than it in the world

. "

Duan Yu didn't know what to say, so he turned his face away abruptly.

Mr. Qi stared at her intently for a while, then suddenly grinned: "Gu Zhen is cute."

"You're welcome, everyone has always said that." Qing Qiao scratched her face and laughed, thinking that Mr. Qi's teeth are really bright enough for Lu Jie (white).

"My lord, maybe she can." Mr. Qi suddenly turned his head and said something to the lord inexplicably.

Duan Yu's face froze immediately, he pondered for a while, and finally said with difficulty: "... no! Anyone can do it, but she can't."

When he said this, his eyes were sharp and his face was gloomy, without the slightest carefree appearance of a handsome nobleman in his usual days.

Mr. Qi was startled, and then he sighed helplessly: "It has been rumored that Prince Duan and Gu Shi have such a deep love for each other, and today Qi has really seen it—for the sake of Gu, the prince can even refuse my request of knowing everything. "

Know all things

Hearing the keyword appear, Qing Qiao's ears perked up, and all the radar cells in her body became active.

However, Duan Yu just had a cold face, covered with a cold front, obviously unwilling to continue the topic.

Mr. Qi smiled calmly, beckoned the boy to serve tea, and stopped mentioning anything related to Qing Qiao.

After lunch, Duan Yu went to play chess with Mr. Qi. Qing Qiao wandered around the palace alone, planning to find out clues about Di Ling.

Walking to a secluded place, she looked around for a while, and finally puffed up her chest and shouted softly: "Qiao Feng—Qiao Feng—come out quickly."

After shouting three times, there was no movement around her, but a certain nameless fat cat in the corner opened his heavy eyelids and gave her an impatient look.

Grandma, bear, why are you pretending to be deaf at the critical moment

She jumped angrily, and her voice gradually became tense, "I know you are following me, come out quickly! If you don't come out again, I will ask Duan Yu to change all your Wuyiwei's clothes into bright red!"

After a moment of silence, half a trembling human head quietly appeared on the wall, and said cautiously, "Why are you looking for me?"

Qing Qiao pursed her lips with a smug expression: "I was going to ask you a question, but you gave me a good answer—then who is Mr. Qi?"

Qiao Feng's head suddenly fell by a quarter: "No... I don't know

. "

Qing Qiao raised her eyebrows upside down and opened her almond eyes in a threatening manner: "If you don't tell me, I'll just dye your clothes bright red."

"...Mr. Qi is a well-known know-it-all. He knows anecdotes and strange things in the world. He is one of the prince's confidantes." Qiao Feng had a mournful face, whether he was slipping or not.

"Who is his last name? Why won't the prince tell me his real name?" Qing Qiao blinked, "Can he really know all the anecdotes in the world?"

Qiao Feng quietly wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead: "Mr. Qi's name has always been a mystery, I only heard about it, but if you can ask Mr. Qi to leave the mountain house, there is nothing in the world that you can't find out."

Qing Qiao gave a slight "Huh", thinking that there are also "inquiry" characters here, it is really a hallelujah of endless paths.

After thanking God, she turned her head and asked, "What are the conditions for asking Mr. Qi to leave the mountain?"

Qiao Feng immediately looked at her with deep sympathy: "Mr. Qi has a weird temper. He is always the only one who is happy and takes the initiative to promise others. He never accepts entrustments from others."

Oops.

Qing Qiao's essence and blood flowed against her and her breath surged up, and she almost passed out.

No wonder Duan Yu reacted so strongly when Mr. Qi asked her what gift she wanted for a meeting. I feel sorry for her wasting a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Woohoo, my lord! You don't have to be angry, I know I was wrong, let me kill myself first!

Holding a wounded and fragile heart, Qing Qiao tremblingly asked the last question: "... Do you think it is possible for Mr. Qi to promise the same person twice?"

Before Qiao Feng could speak, a man's laughter came from afar.

"Ah Qiao is so good, why don't you ask me this question yourself?"