The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 19: Meat boy

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On the second day, he rushed to Qi's mansion as scheduled, and Mr. Qi came to greet him in person.

"...Aqiao, actually I didn't want you to come to this muddy water

. "

On the carriage, Mr. Qi suddenly spoke.

Qing Qiao turned to look at him with a surprised expression.

"... Gu Shangshu loves his daughters like fate, and everyone knows that you have been spoiled since childhood, so I asked you to take care of Shao Yi's child... I'm afraid I have wronged you." Mr. Qi smiled gently, with a hint of apology in his eyes.

"I only care about his food, but don't cultivate his moral character. Why are you being so polite?" Qing Qiao curled her lips, thinking that she is just feeding pigs, she still has the ability to fatten her up.

"Shao Yi..." Mr. Qi considered for a moment, then hesitated and said, "That kid has a special personality... If you offend him in the future, please forgive him."

"—I can bear it very much." Qing Qiao looked back out of the window and murmured a smile.

The sun was scorching, she couldn't help covering her face with her sleeves, thinking of the peacock man she hadn't seen for a long time.

"You are very patient."

After trampling on her palm for the twenty-fifth time and cutting her robe, Lu Zizheng gave her such a comment.

Then he left her who was still bleeding and walked away.

The sun is too hot.

She looked at the palm of her left hand, there was a faint scar on the tiger's mouth, no one could see it without looking carefully.

Then he looked up and saw the slender silver bell shining on his wrist.

Dormant for three years, just for you.

Sighing, she closed her eyes and fell asleep gently in the gentle rocking.

After entering the mansion, Mr. Qi prepared a first-class room for her, and appointed a number of maids and servants. Qing Qiao felt that this courtesy was too grand, but looking at the servants, when they heard that this person was here to supervise the young master's diet, they all gave her a sincere look of "I'm looking forward to you coming", I almost didn't confess her as a fairy.

She suddenly wanted to see what the little ancestor who refused to eat well looked like

Finally it was time for dinner.

Mr. Qi led her into an open hall, and saw more than a hundred servants standing densely in the hall, each holding a food box carefully.

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"... What is our goal?" A middle-aged man in the lead sternly reprimanded.

"Let the young master have a bite!" Everyone answered loudly, with momentum like a rainbow.

"Okay, cheer up everyone today, you must let the young master eat at least one bite!" The speaker's expression was excited, and his body language was as tense as a dance. "If you can achieve it, you will be rewarded with a thousand taels of silver!"

Wow, the servants quickly recovered from looking at each other, and all of them were ready to move with high morale.

Qing Qiao stared at him with embarrassing eyes, thinking that no matter how anorexic he was, to reward the servant with one thousand taels of silver for just one meal is too outrageous, isn't it

Mr. Qi, however, could not help laughing seeing Gong seeing her demented expression, and thought to himself that if he told you that Mr. Shao Yi tasted a new dish, his father would reward the cook with a thousand taels of gold, you little girl, wouldn’t you go crazy

After a while, two girls with the same face arrived, their white clothes fluttering and spotless.

"Young Master said, we can start passing on the meals."

Both of them bowed to Mr. Qi in unison, and the sound was like a crisp bell.

"En." Mr. Qi nodded, took Qing Qiao's hand and walked out of the hall.

They entered a large room in the main hall, which was well furnished and smoked.

Even though she has opened her eyes in Prince Duan's Mansion, Qing Qiao is still astounded by the luxury of this house - thinking that she is a daughter of a minister who has seen the world, but has updated her perception of the luxury of traditional buildings many times in a short period of time. It seems that Gu Dad must be a good and honest official.

"My lord, can the meal transfer start now?" The twin girls knelt down towards a large carved bed in the room, and said with their hands on the ground.

"… it is good."

There was a very soft sound, so light that Qing Qiao almost suspected that she was hallucinating. There are layers of tulle and heavy curtains, she can only vaguely see a faint ink in the bed.

However, as soon as the words fell to the ground, there was a blue-clothed man pinching his throat and shouting in a long voice: "Chuan Number One—Go to the Palace—"

He is so confident, his voice is so high-pitched, and his volume is so loud that people 500 meters away can hear every word clearly.

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- talent!

Qing Qiao immediately looked at the man in blue with admiration.

Not only does this person have good ears, but he also has a trumpet mouth at the same time. He is really a fighter among slaves!

Servant No. 1 walked to the carved bed and knelt down, raised his hands above his head, and offered a small white jade bowl with a spoon:

"Ginseng stewed white phoenix—"

The twin girls pulled back the curtain, and a doll-like pale hand slowly protruded, slender and fragile, as if it would break if it were folded.

I saw that hand randomly stirred the spoon in the bowl, and immediately pushed the person and the bowl away.

"Too thick."

A slightly hoarse voice sounded, with disgust, as if avoiding the plague, "Take it out and feed it to the pigs."

Servant No. 1's dream was shattered, and he disappeared with blood and tears in his arms.

The man in blue was not surprised, and started to announce again: "Biography No. 2 - Shangdian -"

Servant No. 2 held a green plate in his hand, and walked forward tremblingly:

"Gold, golden toad and jade abalone—"

This time the person in the bed didn't even poke out his hand, he just said coldly: "It's too smelly, I don't like the smell."

Servant number two stepped back, hands and feet together.

It seems that the young master is not in a good condition today, the man in blue wiped his sweat with his sleeves, worked harder and announced later: "Chuan No. 3—Go to the hall—"

Servant No. 3 was a clever boy, and he kept heating the clay pot in his hand with his own charcoal fire while waiting outside, for fear that the dishes would be cold.

However, his fate was even worse. He was directly declared out of the game without even having a chance to declare the name of the dish.

"- not good looking

. "The man wrote lightly.

Servant No. 3 knelt on the spot in panic, with despair on his face.

"Ayi, don't mess around!" Mr. Qi couldn't help yelling, "You haven't even opened the clay pot, how do you know that this dish doesn't look good?"

"I'm not talking about this dish, I'm talking about..." The hand slowly pointed towards servant No. 3 with a light touch, "He."

"—he is so ugly, it affects my appetite."

The hand shook slightly again, and made a repelling gesture of "you go quickly".

Servant No. 3 finally came back to his senses and staggered away, his back as heartbroken as a thousand arrows piercing his chest.

It was announced until servant No. 54, but the person in the bed still hadn't eaten a grain of rice.

The back of the father-in-law in blue was soaked with sweat, and the twin girls began to kneel on the ground and pleaded: "My lord, please eat some!"

However, the person in the bed is still self-critical—

"Too salty."

"Too light."

"Too thin."

"Too dry."

"Too greasy."

"Too bland."

After announcing all the prepared one hundred and twelve dishes, none of them could catch the eyes of your son.

"Ah Yi!" Mr. Qi couldn't help sighing, "Don't be awkward anymore, I have found all the famous cooks in the whole country, why don't you still refuse to eat well?"

As he spoke, he strode forward and half-dragged and half-dragged the person in the bed out.

Qing Qiao hurriedly looked up, her eyes brightened.

Sitting was a young man with weak willows and strong winds, his long hair was loose, his skin was like honey, his pupils were like amber, and his long eyelashes were like dense fans.

. Although the figure is too slender, she is still a top-notch lady.

—Very good, very good, she feels relieved, although the author of this story always likes to surprise her, but as far as the current situation is concerned, she has not yet had the courage to break the dogma of "Everyone who travels through time must meet a beautiful man".

"I don't want to eat, what can you do to me?" The young man showed displeasure, and looked away angrily.

Ganqing is a coquettish wife, Qing Qiao covers her mouth and smiles.

"Ah Yi!" Mr. Qi took a deep breath, the veins on his forehead protruding slightly, "...how do you want to eat?"

"Call Uncle Yujiu, I'll eat when Uncle Yujiu comes!" The young man turned his head and smiled brightly like Chunhui.

Yo, so you still have a sweetheart? The corners of Qing Qiao's mouth widened - his name is Uncle Yu Jiu? It seems that you guys are undoubtedly in love with each other. Alas, it's no wonder that Zhengtai is going on a hunger strike to resist. Nowadays, the people in society are simple and honest, I'm afraid they can't accept your shocking love. But son, you don’t need to worry, your sister Qing Qiao and I are women who have waded through the BL river anyway. Although the wading is not deep, but for your union, I will naturally accept it unconditionally and add my heartfelt blessings...

However, Mr. Qi's next words froze her smile on her lips.

"Ah Yi, why do you bother? Prince Duan is so busy, how could he come to see you every day? Besides, he is already engaged to Gu Shangshu's daughter, and he is going to salute next year. You can't pester him like before!"

Mr. Qi looked helpless.

Oops.

Qing Qiao only felt that there were so many stars that could not be grasped suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

She rolled her eyes and spread her hands, she was about to foam at the mouth and fall to the ground.

"Gu Qingqiao is an ugly girl! Sooner or later, my son will stomp her and feed her to the dogs!"

Suddenly hearing a thunderbolt from the blue sky, Qing Qiao woke up from the verge of fainting.

—Who has such blood feud with this girl

She looked around, but saw the beautiful young man clutching the bed sheet tightly with both hands, gnashing his teeth fiercely, like an enraged little beast.

"Ayi, don't do this

! "Mr. Qi held down the madam who was about to go crazy, and secretly glanced at her, his eyes full of guilt, "... Gu is not at fault, it was Prince Duan who came to ask for a kiss. "

"I hate her! I hate her!" The beautiful young man turned a deaf ear, covered his cheeks with his slender fingers, sobbing, "... If it wasn't for her, Uncle Yu Jiu wouldn't come to see me every two months... Uncle Yu Jiu tamed me for her. Zuo Qing, picked up the unicorn bow for her, and even used a quarter of the black-clothed guards to protect her... She has no talent, no appearance and no virtue, she only knows how to eat, drink and play all day long, how can she be worthy of my god? The same Uncle Yujiu?!"

The more the beautiful boy spoke, the more excited he became, tears overflowed from between his fingers, and his body was light.

"Ah Yi!" Mr. Qi frowned, looked at his nephew, then at the guests, and said awkwardly, "You have never met Gu, how can you say that he has no talents and no good looks?"

"The person I sent out has seen it!" The beautiful boy put down his hands, raised his face flushed with anger—

"They all said when they came back that Gu Qingqiao's face is extremely ugly, and she looks like a big bird!"

Qing Qiao rolled her eyes and couldn't help but start to twitch.

"—Enough!" Mr. Qi finally couldn't listen anymore, and sternly stopped, "Ah Yi, you are too ignorant! You are so stubborn and irreverent, how can you take on important responsibilities in the future?!"

The beautiful boy resentfully held back his tears, but he couldn't take back the hatred on his face.

"... Ah Yi, uncle wants to introduce someone to you today." Mr. Qi closed his eyes, as if he had made up his mind, "I will find a sister for you, and she will live with you for a while... After you meet her , she will understand some truths about feelings in this world, she is... "

Mr. Qi's eyes, across the spacious hall, cast towards Qing Qiao from afar.

With a jolt, Qing Qiao moved to the front of the carved bed at the speed of light while raising her arms and shouting - "Hello, Mr. Shao Yi, this servant is the nanny invited by your uncle!"

While speaking, his eyes were sharp and his eyes were piercing, and he forced the second half of Mr. Qi's words back into his stomach.

Regardless of the fact that there are still people pulling her clothes behind her back, Qing Qiao directly smiled at the beautiful boy with the purest and most charming smile in her life—

"Young master, please remember, the names of my servants are Du, Chun, and Jiao~~"