The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 21: Meat nanny

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"I'll drag you down if there's only one piece of vegetable left, and beat you until you can't speak."

Qing Qiao blinked, and began to suspect that she was hallucinating.

Shao Yi continued to laugh, but his face had changed into a ferocious face: "I'm talking about you, you're so ugly!"

Qing Qiao didn't say a word, but moved quietly towards the door, greeting while floating: "Ah, Master Guo, the young master is calling for you."

—Who is the ugly monster? Of course it won't be a time-traveling beauty like her, so Master Guo, I can only wrong you for the time being.

Master Guo's body began to shake again, and he stared at her intently.

"I didn't call anyone else, but you, you talkative, vicious bitch!" Shao Yi turned his head, followed her figure closely, and said viciously.

With a sway, Qingqiao cleverly dodged the swishing cold sword in Shao Yi's eyes, while continuing to shift shape and position, she looked at the twin girls in surprise: "Yeah, you are so cute, why do you have the heart to call you evil?" Mother-in-law?"

Everyone glared at her tacitly.

"You, you shameless person, why don't you roll over and apologize!" Shao Yi's voice became sharp and piercing, and he was probably about to collapse.

After successfully moving to the target object—Mr. Qi, Qing Qiao raised her head and looked at him with incomparable sincerity: "Oh, your nephew is scolding you. You are so brave that you committed the crime. Why don't you teach him a lesson?"

Mr. Qi's facial muscles visibly twitched.

"Come here, take this bitch out and beat her! Beat her hard! Beat her to death!"

Boom, Mr. Shao Yi flipped the table, and his whole body was furious like an atomic bomb exploded

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"My lord, don't be angry, don't be angry!" Suddenly, a large group of people in the room fell to their knees, and some thick-backed doglegs came to grab her, scaring Qing Qiao to keep crawling behind Mr. Qi.

"Presumptuous!" Mr. Qi finally couldn't stand it anymore, he waved away all the servants, "Ayi, Miss Du is my honored guest, no matter what, you can't touch her!"

Yeah, Qing Qiao poked her head from behind and made a face at Shao Yi.

"... Uncle! How dare you allow such a shameless woman to enter the mansion?" Shao Yi's body trembled like chaff, and his face turned pale, "She, she dared to threaten me with Uncle Yujiu, like this Shameless, why are you protecting her?!"

"... Ah Yi, don't do this!" Mr. Qi sighed helplessly, "Miss Du has a special status, no matter what you can do, you can't hurt her, or you will regret it in the future."

"I won't regret it, uncle, get out of the way! Let me kill her!" Shao Yi was about to be burnt with anger, and danced.

"Ayi, listen to what uncle said, and don't hurt... Miss Chunjiao." Mr. Qi shook his head, took Qing Qiao's hand, and walked out calmly.

There was a sudden silence in the room.

After winning and exiting, Qing Qiao couldn't help but look back, only to see Shao Yi choking his throat with his hands, his facial features twisted into a ball, and his whole body showed a borderline state of anger and pain. This situation reminded her of the classic picture of Jing Tao gg, the representative of Roaring Cult - "I feel like I'm about to suffocate."

(Flower arrangement: The author gives away a classic picture of a roaring horse for everyone to imagine and appreciate.)

———————The dividing line of cj———————

Walking out of the main hall, Mr. Qi sighed and said, "Ah Qiao, Shao Yi is just so eccentric, sometimes... you'd better stroke along his hair."

Qing Qiao tilted her head and stuck out her tongue: "As long as you are protecting me, I don't have to worry about anything, do I?"

Seeing her eccentric appearance, Mr. Qi couldn't help poking her forehead: "Don't go too far, Ah Yi is pure in nature, but he was spoiled by me and his father."

"—you coddle him like this, sooner or later something will happen

. "Qing Qiao couldn't help reminding her kindly.

Mr. Qi smiled when he heard the words, but the smile was infinitely sad: "His mother passed away early, and she left her alone with tears in her eyes when she was dying. She asked me to take good care of him... I only have one...nephew, so naturally I want to leave everything the best to him."

Qing Qiao looked up at him, under the sunlight, Mr. Qi's eyes were confused and drifting, flying far away to an unknown country.

His eyes were full of endless nostalgia.

The reeds are green, and the white dew is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are on the water side.

At night, Qing Qiao lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

When she recalled Mr. Qi's expression during the day, she always felt a little weird. She casually caressed the head of the bed, but unexpectedly felt a bump and prickly skin. Excited in my heart, I quickly fetched a candle and looked at it carefully, only to find that there was a line of beautiful small characters engraved on the head of the bed. That line of writing seems to have been around for some years, the first two sentences have been worn out and cannot be recognized, and only the last sentence is barely visible:

"... I only wish that the breeze will send me on my way, and I will always cuddle with you."

She looked at this line of words, was silent for a long time, and sighed faintly.

After years of immersion in romance novels, the romantic cells in her brain have started to operate automatically, and she has written one poignant story after another——

aTwo little sweethearts start chaotically and end up abandoning;

bThe harem is crushing and waiting for despair;

c family hatred is destined to have no share version;

d It's too late to wake up;

The more I thought about it, the more I got into the drama, wiping my tears while thinking, and finally came to the desk, picked up a pen and wrote a paragraph on the paper:

Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together,

The garden full of j□j is intoxicating,

Quietly ask the holy monk,

Is your daughter beautiful

Is your daughter beautiful

What about royal power and wealth

What are the rules and regulations afraid of

I wish forever,

Follow closely with the one I love

!

Love Yi, love Yi,

May today grow with you!

— This is the lyrics of "Daughter's Love" in Journey to the West. She has liked it since she was a child, and she has been memorizing it by heart. She also decided that if she meets the prince in her heart one day, she must express it boldly like the king of the daughter country.

But now? Alas, I came to this ancient time where birds don't shit and dogs don't grow hair.

Thinking about it, I can't help but feel emotional, and I gradually feel sleepy, and I can't help closing my eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, he woke up from the cold.

The window on the side of the wing was opened wide, and the night wind was blowing in, making her shiver.

This winter, I forgot to insert the window latch!

Qing Qiao muttered and stretched, and glanced at the table inadvertently.

The blood coagulated all over her body, and she froze immediately.

—The tabletop is bare, and the rice paper full of lyrics just now has disappeared without a trace!

It's over, the word Guang Sichun is nothing more than that, but there is the word "holy monk" in it, in the eyes of a caring person, they must think that Gu Shangshu's daughter does not love the prince but the monk! Alas, this news definitely ranks among the top three in the current scandal scandal list!

With hundreds of ants gnawing on her heart, Qing Qiao immediately opened the door of the wing room and rushed out. In the dim moonlight, I walked around the house twice, where can I find the slightest shadow of rice paper

Angry and anxious, a sudden burst of cold air hit her, and she couldn't help shivering: Maybe the rice paper was blown away by the wind

Grasping a life-saving straw, Qing Qiao quickly raised her arms to observe the swing of her sleeves in the wind, and finally decided to search again in the direction of the wind.

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She carried a small lantern and looked around as she walked, and walked out of the small courtyard of her wing without knowing it.

Then, as is customary in all novels, someone sneaked up from behind and covered her mouth and nose with a silk handkerchief.

She fainted magnificently.

When she opened her eyes, she found that she was being watched by a young girl in black with a delicate face. The girl's eyes were as cold as ice, and she was playing with a long whip in her hand.

Diagonally behind her, there was a beautiful young man with honey-colored skin and a slender figure sitting on the grand master's chair, looking at her with a half-smile.

"Hey, beautiful girl Chunjiao!"

He screamed, a look of satisfaction slowly surfaced in his eyes.

"Shao Yi?" Qing Qiao was stunned, then looked around, and found that she was in a completely unfamiliar room.

"... Where is this place? Can't you come to me tomorrow if you have something to do? Why did you invite me here in the middle of the night?"

"Please?"

Shao Yi rolled his eyelids, as if he had heard a big joke: "Beauty is superstitious, how could I 'invite' you here? Naturally, people will make you dizzy, and then you will be captured in this secret room."

The boy explained slowly, a devilish smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Shao, you took the wrong medicine?!" Qing Qiao couldn't believe her ears, "How dare you take me here in private? Aren't you afraid that Mr. Qi will take your skin?"

"Snapped!"

The carved stool in front of Qing Qiao suddenly fell apart, and dust flew up, causing her to cough.

The girl in black retracted her whip, and at the same time gave her a hard look, as if warning her to speak through her brain first.

"Don't threaten me with Mr. Qi." Shao Yi's handsome face was calm.

"Besides, my surname is not Shao, but Duan." He said flatly.

"... surname Duan? Duan Shaoyi?" Qing Qiao opened her mouth in a daze, "You, what is your relationship with Prince Duan?"

"My father is his elder brother, and he is my real uncle—what do you think we are related to each other?" Shao Yi narrowed his eyes, and there was a flash of light in the cracks.

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"Ah—" Qing Qiao put her head in her hands and screamed, her voice was heart-piercing, "It's actually a relationship between uncle and nephew! It's actually a woman! It's too gorgeous, too gorgeous! I can't bear the author, come and save me quickly!" ~~~”

"Snapped!"

With another whip, the carved stool behind Qing Qiao also shattered.

The black-clothed girl's eyes were like copper bells, and her eyes were burning, wishing to burn two big holes into her body.

"What, what the fuck!" Shao Yi lost his composure, slapped the table and shouted angrily, "I clearly admire and yearn for Uncle Yujiu!"

Qing Qiao was so frightened by the whip just now that she almost lost her soul, and quickly replied cautiously: "Yes, yes, you are a pure man-male relationship."

But Shao Yi refused to let go: "How can you understand my thoughts, you lowly maidservant? Uncle Yu Jiu is the reincarnation of heaven and man, and no one dares to redeem him! He has been brilliant since he was a child, and he is the perfect one in everyone's heart." A model! Everyone says that as long as you are with him, even if you are looking at the flowers and the moon, the flowers will be more delicate and colorful, and the moon will be bigger and brighter!"

When the moon in the sky heard it, it couldn't help shivering, thinking that it was over, so everyone knows what I love to do in front of Prince Duan!

Qing Qiao raised her head in a hurry, and smiled flatteringly at Shao Yi: "Yes, Prince Duan and Young Master are both dragons and phoenixes among people, first-class banished immortals, Chunjiao shouldn't presumptuously speculate on the relationship between you two, Chunjiao Jiaozhi is stupid, Chunjiao is ignorant, and I beg Young Master Nian to let Chunjiao go for Mr. Qi's sake."

"Don't use Mr. Qi to oppress me!" Shao Yi's expression froze, and then he let out a sinister smile, and said in a low voice, "...Your maidservant, let me tell you, in today's world, apart from the emperor, I am the biggest, no one else Can't hold me down!"

Uh? Qing Qiao looked him up and down: "Could it be that you are the queen? It seems that Chunjiao really has eyes that don't know Mount Tai, and eyes that don't distinguish between men and women..."

"I'm the prince! The prince! The prince!" Shao Yi was furious, "Your grandfather is a man! They say that Prince Duan is my uncle!"

"My maidservant sees the prince, the prince is a thousand years old!" Qing Qiao hurriedly kneeled down and bowed in fright, "Chunjiao was confused for a while, and asked the prince to make amends

! "

Shao Yi was about to say something, when the girl in black interrupted: "Your Highness, this maid seems to be pretending to be stupid."

Looking up, the girl in black was looking at her inscrutablely, with a face as cold as ice.

"It's okay, it's interesting to see her pretending." Shao Yi's face returned to normal, he put his hand on his chin, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "You maidservant, I brought you here tonight to tell you, 'Prince Duan' Those three words are not something you can say as a villain later on. If you dare to fool me with him during the day, it will be a death penalty!"

ah? ! I said Zhengtai, don't be so exaggerated, you will be beheaded if you mention the title of your uncle

"—Your Highness, don't engage in personality cult blindly!" Qing Qiao sat down on the ground, persuading with a mournful face, "Actually, the person you should admire the most is your father—His Majesty the Emperor! Look at this wonderful country, look at this The people in the world, everything belongs to him, he is the most powerful person! Chunjiao's admiration for him is like a torrent of river water..."

"Hmph!" Shao Yi flicked his sleeves, "What's the point of being an emperor? The best thing is not being an emperor!"

yeah? Qing Qiao forgot the fake action of wiping her tears, and stared blankly at him.

"The year my grandfather died of illness, I wanted to pass on the throne to Uncle Yujiu, but Uncle Yujiu flatly rejected it." Shao Yi's face was cold, his eyes were full of infinite reverence and longing—

"Uncle Yujiu said that to be an emperor is to live for the country, but in his life, he only wants to live for himself!"

"Isn't it amazing?" Shao Yi turned to look at her, his nostrils flared and his expression excited, "Uncle Yujiu has already transcended the mundane world, and he has ignored power and glory!"

-I bother! Qing Qiao thought of Duan Yu's extremely flirtatious home, and thought to herself, is this still called "disregarding power and glory"? It's clear that this guy is selfish and doesn't want to take responsibility!

Thinking about it, I quickly kowtowed and praised: "Prince Duan is really a talent that is rarely seen in a thousand years, and it is indeed worthy of His Highness's yearning..."

"Your Highness, why tell this lowly maidservant the secret history of the palace?" The girl in black suddenly interrupted, her eyes were poisonous like snakes and scorpions.

"...It's okay." Shao Yi woke up from his memory, and looked at the girl kneeling on the ground with some pity, "...Anyway, she will die soon."