(1) Cheats for dating
The Gu family has a girl named Qing Qiao, whom the neighbors love very much, and they all call her Miss Xiao Qiao.
Miss Xiaoqiao has a more beautiful heart, and she takes it as her duty to learn from Comrade Lei Feng all day long. Sometimes she helps people take out the garbage, and sometimes helps dogs sweep the poop. For decades, she has no complaints or regrets.
One day, Miss Xiao Qiao met a cosmic thunderbolt, an invincible super handsome pot, and suddenly the sky thundered, and the two hit it off and quickly got engaged.
When the neighbors learned about it, they all exchanged praises: "A good man is rewarded with good rewards."
Only Miss Qiao secretly said proudly: "Thanks to my mother who just read that little novel called "Just Love to Seduce You"!"
(2) Prisoner CEO
Aunt Wang of the street office learned that Miss Xiao Qiao's fiancé was handsome and rich, so she went to inquire
.
"Little Qiao, I heard that your Mr. Duan is the president?"
"No." Miss Xiao Qiao replied while flipping through the book.
"Is that the general manager?"
"no."
"Is it a doctor? A lawyer? An engineer?" Aunt Wang chased after her eagerly.
"Auntie, you're out of date." Xiao Qiao smiled coquettishly, with charming eyes in her eyes, "It's no longer popular for tyrants, presidents, and evil emperors. My family's Xiaoduanduan, it's resounding—u, f, o!"
Haw!
Suddenly a cold wind blows, and I close Miss Xiao Qiao's book.
A line of big red characters was clearly printed on the cover: "xx Romantic Pavilion Series - Prisoner CEO"
(3) Classic works
On Sunday, Miss Qiao was lying on the sofa reading a book.
Suddenly, I heard that her fiancé Duan Yu and her nephew Duan Shaoyi came to visit.
"Little aunt, accompany me to the amusement park." The seven-year-old brother Shao Yi begged.
"Go, go, your aunt isn't free, I want to revisit the classics." Xiao Qiao shook the book without looking up.
When the family had dinner at night, Gu's father scolded him: "Why don't you go play with Shao Yi?"
"I know, I know!" Shao Yi hurriedly answered, "Little aunt said to read literary classics!"
"Oh? Which classic?" Gu's father is a professor in the Department of Chinese, who has read countless books in his life.
"It's "Burning, Turkey!"" Shao Yi beamed, "The author is Grandma Qiong Yao!"
Pfft, Xiao Qiao took a mouthful of rice.
"Nonsense!" Duan Yu looked very distressed, and patted his back as he helped, "How could it be a turkey? It's clearly "Burn, Flamingo!""
Miss Xiao Qiao finally rolled her eyes
.
(4) Literary classics
Another day, the assistant Xing Si came to visit.
In Duan Yu's huge, spacious, simple and post-modern living room, there is a little girl who is gnawing on her hoof.
"It's cute, isn't it?" Duan Yu couldn't help smiling when he saw him staring at his fiancée in a daze.
"… how come?"
Xing Si stared at Xiao Qiao with a shiny face, and couldn't help feeling sad: "Mister Duan, what's so good about her?"
"She is like a literary masterpiece, I can't put it down." Duan Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone was emotional.
"The Age of Innocence?"
"..."
"Gone with the Wind?"
"..."
"Little lady?"
"..."
"Tess?"
"..."
"La Traviata?"
"Don't guess." Duan Yu smiled, "It's Wang Xiaobo's masterpiece—"A Maverick Pig"."
(5) Anthropological Papers
One day, Duan Yu took Miss Xiao Qiao to lunch.
"Why does it look like you're not in good spirits?" Duan Yu asked with concern.
"...I was studying anthropology papers last night, and I didn't fall asleep until four o'clock." Xiao Qiao yawned with red eyes, "Abstruse, it's too abstruse."
"Then you have a good rest, I'll call you when the restaurant arrives." Duan Yu closed the car window, pulled the blanket over his fiancée.
Halfway through the journey, he heard a slightly cute voice beside him, and he smiled
.
"Thunder kills me too!!"
Suddenly hearing people around him exclaiming, Duan Yu turned his head, and saw his fiancée swung her big hand in a gesture of slashing and killing.
"It's so fucking cruel!!" Soon he raised his arms and shouted, his teeth clenched and his face twisted.
Duan Yu sighed, probably understanding what "papers" she had studied last night.
He turned sideways to help her cover the blanket that had slipped off, but someone grabbed her hand unexpectedly.
I saw Xiao Qiao hugging his left arm tightly, showing a sinister smile while inhaling:
"—It can be regarded as being caught. My mother has been in the pit for three years and has seen countless souls. Why don't you come back and sprinkle the soil soon?!"
(6) It is about beauty
One day, Miss Xiao Qiao was watching "Three Hundred Warriors of Sparta" in front of the computer, drooling while watching.
"Pectoral muscles! Abdominal muscles! The almighty biceps!" She praised, her eyes glowing green.
"What's so good about a muscular man?" Duan Yu dismissively said, "It looks like a Michelin tire."
Xiao Qiao became unhappy: "I don't know how to appreciate it! Let me ask you, who do you think is the most beautiful among the female stars?"
Duan Yu was reading the newspaper, and saw the news about the entertainment version of "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji", casually said: "Alyssa Chia and Gao Yuanyuan are okay, at least they are much better than you."
Xiao Qiao was about to get angry, but she smiled sweetly: "Sir, to tell you the truth, in fact, I have long been the master of these two beauties."
"Oh?" Duan Yu moved his eyes away from the newspaper, expressing curiosity.
So Xiao Qiao clicked on a website, logged in, and there was a line of big red characters written on the welcome interface——
"At xx xx Beijing time, welcome, my respected beauty Jia Yuanyuan."
Another day, Miss Xiao Qiao was admiring the latest jade photos of Sister Fu Rong in front of the computer.
"Hey, did Yang Erche Namu have breast implants?" Duan Yu asked casually after taking a shower.
.
"Hey, do you think Sister Furong has a good figure?" Xiao Qiao suddenly became interested.
"Very good, protruding forward and backward, completely S-shaped." Duan Yu glanced at her up and down, "It's not like someone."
Little Qiao was furious: "What's wrong with me, I'm also type S!"
"You?" Duan Yu smiled.
So Xiao Qiao straightened her stomach that had just eaten: "The upper hemisphere!"
He pouted his butt again: "The lower hemisphere!"
His face was very proud: "It's just that the distance between the upper and lower hemispheres is a little shorter..."
(7) Spring thunder bursts
One day, Miss Xiao Qiao and her close friend Dongxi went to the Atlantic Department Store for shopping.
"Ah! Handsome, handsome, handsome!" Student Dongxi suddenly pointed in front of him, almost fainting.
"Where is there?" Xiao Qiao hurriedly acted like Monkey King who was far-sighted.
Taking advantage of the trend, there is indeed a top-notch handsome man in a big-name cosmetics counter in front of him.
Absolutely top (top), absolute best (excellent)!
"Go up, go up!" Xiao Qiao poked Dongxi quietly behind her back, "If you can't bear the child, you can't get a wolf! After passing this village, there will be no such shop!"
So Dong Xi turned his heart and walked towards Shuai Guo with a swaying posture.
But no matter how hard he tried, Dongxi was still unable to make substantial progress, and the handsome guy's brows began to frown faintly.
"What should I do?" She was in a hurry, and she gave Xiao Qiao, the overlord of the romance world, a look of help.
"Quick! Shake~one~shake~your~second~milk~"
Xiao Qiao stood behind the beautiful boy, gestured silently with her mouth wide open, and squeezed her hands full of shopping bags to her chest
.
Dong Xi suddenly realized, and proudly straightened out his dcup's proud breasts in front of the handsome man.
The handsome man glanced at her.
"Okay! Pout~one~pout~your~little~honey~"
Xiao Qiao continued to gesture with her lips, and made a gesture of a pig's mouth facing the sky.
Dong Xi understood, and quickly pursed her mouth slightly, half-opening and half-closed charmingly.
The handsome man looked at her again, and it took 2 minutes longer than last time.
"—Nirvana is coming!"
I saw Xiao Qiao clenching his hands and raising his head above his head, showing off his muscles as a bodybuilding champion: "Wind~middle~ling~chaotic~show~hair~"
She began to flick her hair vigorously.
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it until you feel dizzy.
Dongxi didn't rush to imitate, the top handsome man suddenly burst into laughter.
"Hahaha..." He laughed so hard that tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Dong Xi was in a bad mood, and when he looked around, he found that there was a large makeup mirror on the side of the handsome man, which happened to see all of Miss Qiao's actions.
Xiao Qiao was also stunned, standing there stupidly, her face turning blue and red.
"President Lu, I'm sorry I'm late." Suddenly, a young woman dressed as a salesperson came over, apologetic, "The goods have been adjusted, please help me stand at the counter."
"It's not in the way, it's not in the way." The handsome man called "President Lu" smiled happily, "I'm very happy standing here."
Then he passed Dong Xi who was stunned, and walked to Xiao Qiao who was blushing.
"Miss, it's a pleasure to meet you." He took out a business card, looked at Xiao Qiao for a while, and finally stuffed it into her jacket pocket.
"I personally suggest that your 'second wife' needs to be developed again, and 'Xiaomi' needs to be colored again. As for the hair," he smiled softly, "I think this is very good. concussion
. "
…
After the beautiful boy left, Dong Xi pulled out his business card to have a look, and couldn't help screaming:
"Oh my god, he is actually the general agent of xx brand in Asia, Lu Zizheng! Ahh! The diamond king!"
Xiao Qiao didn't answer, she felt a little distressed.
According to the inertial pattern of romance novels, she vaguely realized that her "second spring" was about to come when the male supporting role appeared.
Alas, why is the heroine always so lovable? Distressed...
Lu Zizheng in the distance suddenly shivered, and his skin got goosebumps.
He looked up at the sky, and suddenly heard spring thunder...
(8) Aristocratic life
One day, Miss Xiaoqiao went back to her hometown on a whim, and Dongxi cooperated enthusiastically and said that she would stop by to have some "farmhouse fun".
Walking to the village road, the yellow smoke scattered and the dust flew up, and the tractor galloped past, leaving behind bursts of black mist.
Suddenly there was an object entrained by the wind, and the two looked up. It was a large truck with two pig heads protruding from the side of the carriage.
It was the first time Dongxi saw such a scene, and she couldn't help but cheered innocently and loudly: "What a big group of pigs!"
Before the words were finished, the truck slowly moved past them, and the driver glared at them.
The two took a closer look and found that there were less than three pigs in the car, and the other seats were packed with farmers returning from work.
Another half an hour later, Dongxi showed pain.
"I can't walk anymore, you kill me!" She began to cheat.
"... We have to learn to face all this with optimism." Miss Xiao Qiao encouraged her, encouraged her, and urged her.
"Look at that green hill." She pointed to the hillside not far away.
"Look at the green water
. "He pointed to the small river ditch under his feet.
"We have to learn to appreciate the scenery along the way..." She raised her hand towards the small brick house on the side of the road, her face full of intoxication and affection.
I saw the shocking red paint written on the wall of building A: "We will set off a family planning new j□j in summer!"
Dongxi laughed.
As I was walking, I saw another sign saying: "Surrender is a crime"
Dongxi was surprised.
"Anti-Party and anti-society, it's incredible!" She jumped, "I didn't expect there are spies here!"
"Don't panic, don't panic."
Xiao Qiao took her hand and turned a corner, only to see the writing on the other side of the wall: "The only way out for molecules."
The two finally arrived at their destination, Miss Xiaoqiao's grandmother's house.
Grandma welcomed them very much, but also felt a little melancholy.
"Someone from the village came to see the land recently and said they want to buy it for tourism development." Grandma shook her head, "Many young children are willing to move, but my old man has lived here all his life, so I really don't want to leave!"
Xiao Qiao was sentimental, and Dongxi said upon seeing this that she should go and find out about the other party's situation, maybe there is still room for maneuver.
So the two led their grandmother's pet "Black Whirlwind" towards the development zone.
The so-called development zone was originally a pasture. According to the gatekeeper, this pasture will become an exclusive racecourse for a certain Platinum Club in the near future, nicknamed "Noble Racecourse".
"...nobles!" Dong Xi twitched, "I didn't have fun in the city, and I expanded my territory to the countryside!"
Xiao Qiao is unhappy, is it necessary to drive people away in order to give Ma Teng a place to live
As he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard Dong Xi's compressed scream: "Prince Charming! Prince Charming is here!"
Looking up, there really was a peerless handsome man riding a fit white horse, with outstanding demeanor.
"What a coincidence, I met two more
. "
The handsome man approached and jumped off the horse.
"Lu, Mr. Lu!" Dong Xi's eyes were straightened, it was destined to meet him from thousands of miles away! "How did you get here?"
Lu Zizheng smiled slightly: "I am a shareholder of this racecourse, and I made a special trip to inspect it today."
"￥##%!"
— How much gold! handsome! white horse! It fully meets the standard of a romance novel hero!
The blood in Dongxi's whole body began to roar.
"...By the way, where are the two ladies today?" Lu Zizheng noticed Xiao Qiao next to her and nodded in greeting.
"Us?" Xiao Qiao smiled faintly, "We are also here to ride horses, we live like nobles."
After all, he puffed up his chest and brought out the "Black Whirlwind" behind him.
Lu Zizheng was slightly surprised, nodded, and remained silent.
Finally couldn't help it:
"Excuse me, madam—you're a donkey, aren't you?"
Xiao Qiao's face remained as steady as Mount Tai: "Donkeys, even registered horses, why aren't they horses?"
Lu Zizheng was dumbfounded, and then laughed: "It turns out that horses also have household registration?"
Xiao Qiao sneered: "No? If Ma doesn't have a registered permanent residence, how can he drive away those who have registered permanent residence? What a joke!"
Everyone was in an uproar, it was the first time they saw a little girl who dared to talk to Mr. Lu like this.
After returning home from the struggle, Dong Xi muttered to Xiao Qiao: "Actually, I think this plot is very similar to a drama... The land of the female pig's house was taken by the male pig, and the male pig tried every means to get it, so the female pig During the resistance and struggle, I developed a deep friendship with the male pig that transcended the revolution, the secular world, and everything that can be surpassed... Just like "The Wedding Dress of Heaven"... Eh, is it still called "Stairway to Heaven"?"
(Unfinished, please look forward to chapter9, 10, 11... )