The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 24: meat captive

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Ugh-

Sitting in the rickety carriage, Qing Qiao sighed one hundred and twenty-three times.

"Good sister, why are you unhappy?" A sinister ruffian face came over, full of flattery and a smile.

Qing Qiao turned her head to look at the prince tied behind her who looked like a meat dumpling, and saw that he was silently sending shock waves at her with vicious eyes.

Looking up again, I looked at the huge "Dang" flag on the carriage, with black stripes on a yellow background, it was even more majestic than the South China tiger that was photoshopped.

Finally, he lowered his head and took a look at the shining knife on his neck. It was genuine, cold and icy, and it was by no means comparable to ordinary film and television props.

Ugh-

Finally sighed the 124th breath.

"Why, you don't like it?" Brother Dangdang pointed to the "Dang" flag, showing off his face proudly, "This is specially made for you, I'm afraid you won't remember me when we meet again, so I ordered people to rush Make one hundred and forty-eight banners and send them here."

Qing Qiao snorted weakly: "... there are one hundred and forty-eight faces?"

Brother Dangdang smiled slightly, and said mysteriously: "It's nothing, my good sister! My brother also prepared a special gift for you, I will keep you happy after watching it!"

After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, opened the curtain of the carriage door and shouted: "Shangqi—"

I only heard a burst of confusion, and suddenly a group of people roared down from the mountainside carrying a new large flag. The flag was all pink and decorated with silver and white lace. How festive it was

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Qing Qiao stared at them dumbfounded. On so many banners, there was only one identical word—"Ding"!

Ding ding ding ding ding ding…

Looking at the pink "Ding" all over the mountains and plains, Qing Qiao couldn't help covering her face with her sleeves and weeping silently.

"Does it look good?" Brother Dangdang's peach blossom eyes sparkled with excitement, "I think this flag is very suitable for your style."

Qing Qiao wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said angrily, "It's very good, it fits my heart very well."

Brother Dangdang clapped his hands: "I knew Ding Dingmei would like it!"

"—Her name is not Ding Ding." Someone suddenly called out, interrupting his intoxication coldly.

Shao Yi in the corner smiled slowly: "Chunjiao, why don't you tell this hero your real name?"

Being choked by Shao Yi, Qing Qiao could only look at the ruffian man dryly and smile: "...Brother Dangdang..."

The ruffian narrowed his eyes, with a nonchalant expression on his face: "So sister, you still have a name j□jjiao? It's okay, brother, I also have an alias of Lu Sikong, and you can call me brother Sikong in the future, haha."

Shao Yi's nose turned to the sky, and he turned his face away.

Qing Qiao smiled sarcastically, carefully avoiding the sword around her neck: "Sikong... brother, can you ask your subordinates to put down their weapons first, so we can talk about it?"

Lu Sikong smiled slightly: "You can let go of the ones beside you, but you can't let go of the ones on his body." He pointed at Shao Yi with his chin, "That kid has some skills, if you let him go, he might cause big trouble."

Qing Qiao couldn't laugh or cry, she thought that what you are kidnapping now is the current prince, I'm afraid there will be no more trouble than this.

Seeing her mournful look, Lu Sikong couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch her wrinkled nose: "Don't worry, you won't die for a while." He fondled the silver bracelet on her wrist while talking, with a regretful tone, "This Something has been cursed, you will automatically turn into ashes when you die, so, I am still reluctant to part with you for the time being

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"...Brother Sikong, why don't you let him go..." Qing Qiao sighed resignedly, feeling that she was dragging Shao Yi down, "It's me you want to catch, don't hurt him."

The ruffian man looked at Shao Yi, with a strange smile on his face: "Why did you let him go? His subordinates have injured many of my people, so how can we not catch him?" Then he reached out to touch Shao Yi's face, " Tsk tsk, although this kid is thin, he is still tall."

Shao Yi was furious, and spat at him fiercely: "Monster, take your dog's paw away!"

Lu Sikong's eyes flashed brightly, he sideways avoided without showing any trace, and said with a smile: "Yo, you have such a strong temper, do you really think you are a young master?"

Although it was a smile, the smile clearly didn't reach his eyes.

Shao Yi was young after all, his eyes were burning with fire and he was about to curse, Qing Qiao rushed over, hugged him and comforted him with kind words: "Young master, calm down, you must calm down."

While speaking, she winked at him vigorously.

Seeing their flirting eyes, Lu Sikong smiled coldly and got out of the carriage with a flick of his sleeves.

"You lowly maid, you brought them here?!" Shao Yi pressed Qing Qiao's ear and began to grit his teeth.

"55, I don't even want to..." Qing Qiao waved her sleeves and shook her head vigorously until the flowers fell off, "How do I know that he can easily catch me? I used to have a huge group of guards behind me, and ordinary people couldn't Come closer!"

The more you talk, the more sad you become, and it's a pity when you think about it, and you can't help but look sad and sad: Duan Duan, don't you want me anymore? Why did you quietly remove all the crow men from your family? Miss Harm, I have fallen into such a field today, what a crime!

Shao Yi stared at her fiercely: "Why did that evildoer arrest you?"

Qing Qiao said with tears in her eyes, "He said that I have something he wants in me."

"What does he want? No matter what rare treasures, I can transfer them directly from the treasury to him?!"

"… I do not know."

"Hmph!" Shao Yi's face turned ashen, "You idiot, your mind is full of pig food! It seems that you can't be counted on if you want to escape!"

Qing Qiao closed her eyes and lowered her head, her face blushed very well.

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"Good sister, do you want to eat?" After a while, Lu Sikong opened the curtain, walked into the carriage with a smile, holding a brown paper bag in his hand.

When I opened it, it turned out to be a roast duck, and the room was filled with aromas.

Gudu, Qing Qiao swallowed.

Just as he was about to reach out to take it, Shao Yi next to him suddenly coughed, and the coughing was earth-shattering.

So the hand shrank back halfway.

"What? Are you afraid of being poisoned?" Lu Sikong smiled slightly, broke off a duck leg and ate it, "You don't even cherish such a good thing, alas, I told you that I would not let my sister die, why don't you believe it? "

While talking, he glanced at Qing Qiao, and saw that her eyes were extremely tangled, and she seemed to be very distressed.

After struggling for a long time, the little girl finally slapped her thighs and jumped up, making a heroic sacrifice: "——I don't believe that the author will let me die because of a roast duck!"

After speaking, he rushed forward and tore off a wing, ready to feast on it.

Suddenly she froze again, turned her head to look at Shao Yi, with a flattering smile all over her face: "My lord, do you want to try it too?"

"Get out!" Shao Yi wished he could kick her into the sky, "You greedy pig, just kill yourself, but now you're going to kill me!"

Qing Qiao smiled, stopped talking, and started eating quietly by herself.

At night, Lu Sikong and his party rested in a temple in the mountains.

Shao Yi hadn't had any water or rice all day, and he had no supplements to support him, so he was already groggy.

Suddenly a black shadow flickered in front of him, he tried his best to open his eyelids, and met a bright smiling face.

"Young master, get up, get up and eat something." It turned out to be Du Chunjiao, and I saw her holding a bowl of water in her left hand and a paper bag in her right hand, looking very funny.

"I won't eat!" Shao Yi was bound and unable to move his hands, so he could only stare at her fiercely, "Get out of here!"

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"Don't worry, it's all non-poisonous." Chunjiao calmed down with a smile, "This water is from a mountain spring, and I made it myself; this roast duck is what I ate during the day, and I secretly kept half of it in my bosom." You see, until now I have no symptoms of poisoning, so I feel relieved to serve it to you."

Shao Yi nodded his head away, and said with a pretentious gesture: "...I don't eat what other people have eaten!"

Chunjiao frowned and smiled kindly: "Yes, yes, Chunjiao knows about it. But now the situation is special, so please be gentle." She opened the paper bag, took out a piece of roast duck, and tore it along the edge. After slitting down a thin strip, I just handed the rest to him, "Look, I've removed all the places that may have been bitten or touched, and there will be absolutely no other people's saliva, so you can eat as much as you want, otherwise what will happen to you in the future?" Do you have the strength to escape?"

Shao Yi snorted, thought for a while, and finally opened his mouth.

"Master, slow down, drink water first." Du Chunjiao was overjoyed, then tore up the remaining roast duck and carefully put it into Shao Yi's mouth.

One, and another.

His Royal Highness finally ate the first roast duck in his life with someone else's body temperature.

The night is clear and the moon is bright.

In the blink of an eye, it was the second day, and Lu Sikong continued on his way with them.

"...Brother Sikong, where are we going?" Qing Qiao couldn't help but make a sound.

"Go to see your in-laws." Lu Sikong threw a peachy eye at her, charming and seductive.

Pfft~~ As soon as these words came out, Shao Yi started to send vicious shock waves towards her again.

"...Chunjiao and Chunjiao are not yet married, so why would my parents-in-law say that?" Qing Qiao wiped off the cold sweat and stammered.

"Oh, it seems that my sister has a bad memory." Lu Sikong laughed loudly, "My good sister, have you forgotten what you said in Shangqing Temple? You said that you were taken by the leader of the Manduo sect, and he wanted to rob you I used to be a concubine!" He rolled his eyes, and said sinisterly: "Brother, am I sending you to marry now?"

Qing Qiao rolled her eyes and kicked her limbs, and finally realized that she was heading straight for the enemy's base camp!

squeak, squeak

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After the carriage drove for half a day, Qing Qiao also lay on the window lattice all the time, feeling unmotivated.

"What is my sister looking at?" Suddenly a ruffian's face appeared, startling her.

"Ah, no... I'm looking at that person's hairstyle." Qing Qiao casually pointed to a passerby, and said weakly, "It's good, it's very creative."

Hearing the words, Lu Sikong immediately leaned over to study carefully.

"... nothing special, just short." He turned around in surprise.

"It's better to be shorter, I like short, hehe." Qing Qiao's eyes were loose and dull.

"... So my sister likes men with short hair?" A light flashed in Lu Sikong's pupils, "How short should it be?"

"The shorter the better, the shorter the better, ha ha." Qing Qiao giggled, already on the verge of losing her mind.

Suddenly, Shao Yi shouted impatiently: "Chunjiao, Du Chunjiao!"

"What, what are you doing?" Qing Qiao hurriedly came back to her senses, scrambling and rushing towards Shao Yi.

"...I'm hungry, I want to eat." Shao Yi glared at her, with a thin layer of blush on his honey-colored face.

"Okay, okay!" Qing Qiao was overjoyed, and immediately picked up a few snacks in the food box, broke them into small pieces and fed them to Shao Yi.

"Is it delicious?" Qing Qiao looked at Shao Yi while feeding her, her eyes were full of tenderness - eat, eat, eat quickly, Mrs. Zheng, you must eat more. Only when your aunt is fattened can you go to Mr. Qi Change Di Ling!

Shao Yi didn't answer, turned his face away, and began to chew slowly.

"This little young master is doing well!" Lu Sikong looked aside for a long time, and suddenly laughed quietly, "You have to feed him every bite."

"Shut up, you monster!" Shao Yi raised his head and glared at him viciously, "If you have the guts, let go of my hands and feet, let's fight one-on-one!"

Lu Sikong smiled slightly and walked away.

That night

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Qing Qiao sat by the stream and washed her feet, the sparkling light reflected her sad face.

Alas, now that he is being imprisoned by gangsters, and Mr. Qi's people have not arrived, I really don't know when he will be able to escape? Besides, Prince Duan, even if you really abandoned me, you still can't ignore your own nephew! Your group of crow men are usually so powerful, why can't they even hear a fart now

Shaking his head, he remembered Lu Sikong's words again - "Brother, I will send you to get married right now."

I have a splitting headache, is this guy really going to give himself to some mandala leader? Thinking of those congregants all dressed in white with no expression on their faces, she suddenly became paralyzed, as if she could foresee that the rest of her life would be spent in a pile of steaming white steamed buns.

Just as she was heartbroken, suddenly a little fluffy thing ran over, sniffing left and licking right around her.

Ah, so cute!

She couldn't help holding the little thing on her knees. It turned out to be a little fat dog, very chubby and lovable.

"Woof!" She wrinkled her nose and barked at the puppy twice, and said softly, "You poor little one, where is your master?"

Puppy licks pink tongue.

"No one wants you anymore?" She giggled, "If no one wants you, just follow me. It just so happens that no one wants me either."

"Do you want to pick it up and take it home no matter what you see?"

Suddenly someone spoke from behind.

Looking back, Lu Sikong was leaning against a tree and looking at her quietly, his figure was tall under the moonlight.

"I'm full of sympathy." Qing Qiao waved her hands and smiled, "This is your dog? It's so cute, what's its name?"

"Meow, it's called Meow."

Qing Qiao burst out laughing, why is a dog called Meow Meow, and I also have a cat called Wang Wang!

However, she suddenly remembered something, and the smile froze on her lips.

two years ago.

On the ninth day of the new year, thirteen-year-old Qing Qiao went to the back mountain to give a neck to a demon boy

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"I was scared to death!" Qing Qiao finally reached the entrance of the cave, already out of breath, "There were several wild dogs chasing me in the mountains just now."

Yao Nan looked at her and found that the corners of her skirt were torn.

"What's so scary about dogs?" Yao Nan rolled his eyes, "I'll kill them all tomorrow, just to eat a few extra necks."

"No, no!" Qing Qiao hurriedly waved her hands, "I like dogs very much, don't kill them!"

"Like dogs and still be so afraid?" Yao Nan giggled, "It seems that it's just a fake liking."

"It's true, I really want to have a dog." She became serious and explained seriously, "I've wanted to since I was a child, but unfortunately my mother...my mother won't let me."

"What's so difficult about raising a dog?" Yao Nan sneered, "I'll give you one another day, what kind do you want?"

"It doesn't matter what kind, but it should be small and fleshy." Qing Qiao's face was full of sweet longing, "I also want to give it a name, called-meow!"

Yes, she has thought about it for too long. The dog in the time travel text is either called Wangcai or Zhaofu, either Xiaobai or Rhubarb. Occasionally, there is a slightly special heroine who simply calls her dog a "dog" ! This is too straightforward, dogs also have dignity! Give birth to a child another day and name him "Human", and see if he will vomit blood to settle accounts with you in the future. Or "Meow Meow", which is a truly foreign name for a dog, as trendy as it gets. In case a dog is bullied by a cat in the future, and the registration number is "I am Miaomiao", those wild cats may think that Miaomiao is an undercover infernal agent, and she is so pale!

Memories stopped abruptly.

Qing Qiao trembled, staring at Lu Sikong.

He raised his mouth, rolled his eyes, and walked up to her.

I saw him squatting down, his big hand slowly slid across his face, and a thin piece of skin fell silently on his palm.

—showing a face that is all over the country.

He smiled coquettishly at her, and said in a low voice: "Zizheng is also hungry, I wonder if Xiao Qiao is willing to feed me?"