"you you you you you… "
Qing Qiao stared wide-eyed at the man in front of him whose clothes were half-uncovered, unable to speak a whole sentence.
"-how do I?"
Lu Zizheng got up all at once, put his hands behind her, and leaned closer, his half-closed peach eyes seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"I, I, I, I..." Qing Qiao felt her mouth was dry and her face was flushed, and the blood in her whole body began to flow faster, too close, this big brother, you are too close! Look at your seductive and sexy energy, who can stop those with emotions and desires? Lively, lively, lively, lively and fragrant! Although I don't have any kinship with Nymphomaniac, I'm not the master of Liu Xiahui who sits on her arms!
Lu Zizheng continued to approach silently, his eyes were like gold, his lips were like crescent moons, and there was a mist-like gleam in his clear eyes.
"Ha!" Qing Qiao suddenly yelled, and spewed out a mouthful of poisonous gas, successfully turning Lu Zizheng's face away before their noses collided.
"...I had leeks for dinner." She twisted up the corner of her clothes in a smug manner.
Lu Zizheng stood and looked at her for a while, then smiled slightly.
This smile is really a smile that captivates the city and then a smile that captivates the country.
"Why, how could it be you?" Qing Qiao buried her face and said reassuringly, her voice was like a mosquito.
Don't get me wrong, she was ashamed of herself, mainly because the trick just now was so disgusting that she had to decide not to touch a leek for the next three years.
Lu Zizheng looked calm: "Is it me?"
Qing Qiao raised her head suddenly, looking straight at him with piercing eyes: "... Could it have been you all along?"
Lu Zizheng twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's always been me."
Qing Qiao was stunned for a moment, and finally realized that she was being played by someone.
With blood surging, she jumped up, picked up a branch and poked at him fiercely: "—I'm going to stab you to death!"
! "
Lu Zizheng, however, stood there in a calm manner, puffing out his chest as if to greet him peacefully.
At the moment when the branch touched his chest, he even mischievously dubbed a voice: "噗~~"
Qing Qiao's body softened all of a sudden.
"You peacock, you old bt, you play with me!" She slumped on the ground, her eyes filled with mist, "Is it interesting to play with me? You have been playing for three years and haven't played enough?"
As he spoke, his nose and eye sockets were stained with large swaths of blush.
"What's the matter?" Lu Zizheng squatted down to look at her, his face full of curiosity, "No matter what I did to you before, you wouldn't be so sad."
"Fuck your mother!" Qing Qiaohuo was poured with oil on his head again, and he simply picked up stones and threw them at him continuously, "You sadist! You mentally ill! Go back to your Anding Hospital!"
However, Lu Zizheng flicked his sleeves lightly, and all those stones were sent to outer space by pia for free interstellar travel.
"you… "
Qing Qiao was angry, but didn't know how to deal with him, so she lay on the ground and continued wiping her tears and blowing her nose.
Lu Zizheng stared at her for a while, then suddenly grinned at her, his bright eyes looked at her brightly and said, "Little Qiao, do you still believe me?"
"Don't-believe!" Qing Qiao turned her head and glared at him, gritted her teeth and said, "Beat, die, I, also, no, believe it!"
"...then I don't need to say anything."
Lu Zizheng spread his hands, stood up with a smile, and was about to leave.
However, his legs were dragged by someone.
"...Hero, hero, please stop!" Qing Qiao tightly hugged Lu Zizheng's thigh, with tears of humiliation all over her face.
— his grandma's, author
! Why do you always arrange the life of such a slave for my old lady
"How, what did Xiao Qiao think of?" Lu Zizheng turned back condescendingly, his face full of pride after the success of the calculation.
"...You think you have to give me an explanation anyway..." Qing Qiao pursed her mouth in great aggrieved way, "For example, who is Lu Sikong? Why did you pretend to be him? When did you start pretending to be him?"
"And..." She paused, Ai Ai raised her small face, her complexion was a little pale, "Are you trying to kill me in Shangqing Temple? Do you... want to return this nine-turn voiceless bell?"
Lu Zizheng didn't reply, and began to study her expression carefully.
The two of them just stared at me and stared at you for a long time, when Lu Zizheng suddenly snorted and laughed lowly.
"It really is like this..." He stroked Joe's hair, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly thoughtfully, "Sure enough, only you know how to please me..."
His eyes drifted to the distant sky, and he didn't know which space he fell into.
Qing Qiao endured the humiliation and accepted the stroking like a pet, thinking that as long as you are willing to speak up as a hero, it's fine for me to wag my tail and bark.
"Stand up first." Lu Zizheng had a faint smile on his face, "I'm not used to talking with people with my head down."
Qing Qiao hurriedly got up and bowed her knees with her sleeves hanging down.
"Silly girl," Lu Zizheng slapped her on the head lightly, "I said earlier that I wouldn't kill you, so you don't have to be so careful."
Qing Qiao patted the dirt on her body, her expression extremely aggrieved: "Since that's the case, why did you arrest me when we met in Shangqing Temple?"
"Stupid girl." Lu Zizheng glanced at her in the air, with a cold tone, "Is it okay if I don't kill you? Let me tell you, you are now the target of the Manduo sect. The leader of the sect informed the whole sect a month ago that no matter what Life and death must catch you. If I didn't take advantage of the chaos to put a curse on you last time, hmph, I'm afraid you would have only a skeleton left by now."
Qing Qiao thought of the extremely painful and dark "Nine Yin White Bone Claw", and couldn't help but tremble: "What, what curse is so powerful?"
"Life and Liberation Curse." Lu Zizheng smiled triumphantly, with a strange expression on his face, "The master is there when the bracelet is in it, and the bracelet is dead when the master is gone."
. This is the most advanced kind of strange art in Southern Border. In this life, except for the caster, no one else can take away the caster. "
— Surreal, so surreal! Qing Qiao felt dizzy and confused when he heard it, so he could only say mechanically: "Ah, high, it's really high..."
"Isn't that right?" Lu Zizheng was flattered by the praise, and turned to look at the mask in his hand, "As for this face, it's just a fake identity for me to travel abroad—you know, the world is dangerous, and it's always easy to show your true face. It's not very good."
Qing Qiao calmed down and took a deep breath: "Is there such a person as Lu Sikong?"
"Yes." Lu Zizheng smiled calmly, with an outstanding demeanor, "Sikong is my name, and Zizheng is my character."
He stretched out his hand towards her, his face glowing like a lotus: "Except for my father and mother, there is no one in the world who calls me Zizheng. Look, do I treat you very well?"
"You're tall!" Qing Qiao took a step back, her brows bristling, "Who are you from the Manduo sect? Also, did you deliberately leak out the fact that the nine-turn voiceless bell is in my hands?"
Lu Zizheng's eyes flashed brightly, and he sighed softly, "Little Qiao, you've become smarter."
"Smart your mother!" Qing Qiao was furious, "I'm not a fool! Tell me, did you deliberately give me the bracelet, and then borrowed me to divert the attention of the Manduo Sect?! Anyway, you can take this bracelet anytime Go, so you are going to borrow me to protect yourself now, right?!"
Lu Zizheng stood quietly by the side, smiling with infinite charm.
"—His grandma, if I don't show off my power, you think I'm a hellokitty!" Qing Qiao was furious, looked left and right to see if there was no better weapon, and simply gritted her teeth and threw herself at Lu Zizheng, fighting for it!
"Look at my fat dragon in the sky!" crush you to death~~~~
However, Lu Zizheng stepped back lightly, holding her firmly in his arms.
"It's a good trick, I enjoy it very much." He chuckled, put his arms around her waist, and whispered ambiguously into her ear.
"But I don't like the name, maybe you can call it—Legend of the Fat Man."
"Fart, I'm a standard loli figure!" Qing Qiao glared at him with puffed cheeks, "I'm not a Luoba!"
Lu Zizheng still had a playful smile on her face, and the hot fragrance sprayed on her face: "Okay, don't make trouble, go back and rest early, and you have to hurry tomorrow
. "
"You have brought so many people from the Mantou Sect, where are we going?" Qing Qiao refused to let go, her face was full of worry.
Lu Zizheng put her down, smiled slightly and turned to leave. Before leaving, he said:
"—Lu Sikong, the right envoy of the Manduo sect, was ordered by the leader to capture Gu's daughter and return to southern Xinjiang."
In just one sentence, everything is explained clearly.
the next day.
The carriage continued to creak and creak, and there was silence in the car.
Qing Qiao nestled by the window, listless and drowsy.
"... Chunjiao, Du Chunjiao!" Faintly heard someone calling her.
"Ah, young master, do you want to eat again?" Lazy opened his eyelids and yawned, "What do you want to eat, tell me?"
Shao Yi's face was a little red: "... I asked you to come and talk to me for a while, the road is so boring..."
Sighing, Qing Qiao climbed up to him with hands and feet: "What do you want to hear, my lord, do you want me to tell you a story?"
"Tell me." Shao Yi looked at her curiously.
Qing Qiao took a deep breath, pondered for a while, and suddenly began to turn her mouth up and down: "Actually, the earth is round, not square. It can rotate on its own and revolve around the sun; The two kinds of charges collide; the meteor falls not because of the death of an important person but the death of the star itself; even if the dog eats the moon, there will be no disaster, but the moon is blocked by the shadow of the earth... "
Just as she was eloquently talking about oil, Shao Yi finally couldn't help but ask, "Chunjiao, have you been stimulated by something?"
…
Qing Qiao gave him a sad look, and shut her mouth obediently—his grandma's science popularization is indeed a arduous task with a long way to go!
Seeing her desolate expression, Shao Yi couldn't bear to lean close to her ear and said, "Actually, you don't have to be so desperate. I tell you, someone will come to rescue us soon.
. "
Qing Qiao was shocked, and turned her head to stare at him: "How do you know? You can still communicate with outsiders after being tied up like this?"
"Hmph, do you think I can't do anything because my hands and feet are bound?" Shao Yi chuckled, with a look of coldness in his eyes, "If you don't have this ability, how can you rule the world in the future?"
When he said this, there was a shimmer of supercilious dominance floating on his face.
The young son of heaven—Qing Qiao suddenly thought of such a word, and then thought about it, oh no, this gentleman is still much prettier than Deng Chao.
"Tomorrow at the latest, today at the earliest." Shao Yi looked at her with a smile, "They will be there soon."
At noon, the team drove into a long and narrow valley, and suddenly heard rumbling sounds from the top. Qing Qiao looked up and saw many boulders rolling down from the mountainside.
"Not good! We're in an ambush!" Someone shouted first, and the crowd began to panic and run around.
But the terrain of this canyon is harsh, and many people were hit by stones before they could escape in a hurry. For a while, the valley was full of blood and wailing.
"It's not too late." Shao Yi sat in the carriage and smiled triumphantly, "Although it's a bit slower than I expected."
What Qing Qiao saw was startled and frightened, and she couldn't help glaring at him—I said, Your Highness, you and your subordinates are all lunatics, right? No one can avoid the gravitational force of the earth, what if the stone hits one of us? Could it be that you still let them carry two big meatloaf home
Just as he was about to curse, he saw the curtain of the carriage lifted and Lu Zizheng jumped in.
"Good sister, the villain is here." He changed back to Lu Sikong's ruffian face, with a relaxed and bright smile, "Follow brother quickly."
After saying that, she squeezed Qing Qiao's hand and ran out of the car.
"Chunjiao!" Shao Yi couldn't move, so he could only shout loudly from behind, "Chunjiao, Du Chunjiao, don't go with him!"
Qing Qiao turned her head when she heard the sound, and saw that Xiao Zhengtai's complexion changed drastically for some reason, and her face was full of fear and trepidation.
"...take him
. Caught in Lu Zizheng's arms, she had no choice but to tug on his skirt, "This child is useful to me, don't let the stone hurt him." "
Lu Zizheng squinted at her, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Don't forget, you begged me just now."
After speaking, he turned around and floated to the front of the carriage, grabbed Shao Yi and left.
This Lu Zizheng is really a character, he flew out of the canyon with them in three or two steps, and when he landed, he was calm and unscathed.
"We... just escaped like this?" Qing Qiao stared blankly at him, unable to believe it was so easy.
"Yeah, I escaped." Lu Zizheng smiled slightly, "I'm afraid those idiots will have to wait a few more hours to catch up with us."
"Then... you don't care about your congregation?" Qing Qiao's eyes widened, with lingering fear in her heart.
"Why should I care?" Lu Zizheng's face was as calm as usual, without any trace of worry, "I was still worried that I didn't know how to get rid of them! Now it's good, I was killed by this young master's men, saving me trouble."
"... Yes, there will be spies going back to report!" Qing Qiao felt that his reaction was really terrible, and stuttered in fright.
"Even if the spies go back, they can only report that the three hundred and forty-two warriors of the Manduo Sect were wiped out, and the envoys and hostages disappeared without a trace, or..." He suddenly took Qing Qiao's hand, with a narrow expression on his face: "— In other words, Lu Youshi and the hostage fell in love with each other, and they both eloped away!"
"You!" Qing Qiao was embarrassed, her face flushed and she resentfully shook off his hand, which made him laugh out loud.
"Speaking of business, we have to get out of here as soon as possible."
Enough of laughing, he tapped his toes and lightly jumped onto a fish boat on the lake.
"Come on, the young master has something on his body, so he can only travel by water, otherwise he will leave traces." Lu Zizheng leaned against the long wind with his hands on his back, his face was full of brilliance.
Row a flat boat, who would like to travel with me
Qing Qiao hesitated for a moment, and finally stepped onto the boat cautiously.
"Do you want to take him with you?" Lu Zizheng smiled satisfied, then pointed to the boy on the bank, and turned to whisper to her, "I know he treated you badly, you can take this opportunity to vent your anger..."
Qing Qiao looked at the arrogant prince who was twisting his body in pain at this moment, but he couldn't make a sound, presumably he was pressed on Ya acupoint halfway.
.
She thought for a while, nodded, her eyes determined.
So Lu Zizheng flew ashore again and carried Shao Yi onto the boat.
"It's really troublesome to carry around!" He frowned, "Just untie this silk."
After finishing speaking, he picked lightly, and the rope snapped with a sound, and his fingers quickly touched several places on Shao Yi's body, as fast as lightning.
"Young master, you can talk and walk, but you just can't use martial arts." He winked at Shao Yi and smiled meaningfully.
Then she turned her head and told Qing Qiao: "I'm tired, you guys row the boat by yourself and let me have a rest."
After finishing speaking, he walked to the bow of the boat and lay down alone, really not caring about anything.
Qing Qiao had long been used to his eccentricity, so she resigned herself to grabbing the oar and began to shake it, but her strength was too weak and she lacked skill, so the boat continued to circle in place after shaking for a long time.
She was a little anxious, looked up and saw that Shao Yi hadn't moved at all, she quickly winked to signal him to start moving.
However, Shao Yi just sat quietly, his face livid and silent.
She sighed, and couldn't help persuading her, her attitude was extremely gentle: "Come on, son, let us row our oars."
Shao Yi stared at her, his eyes were filled with unfathomable blackness, and after a while he finally spoke:
"—Why did you go with him?"
Qing Qiao was taken aback by the question.
Uh, this, Your Highness, how can I answer this? Do you want me to tell you the truth that I am so cruel just to fatten you up? Who told you to refuse to eat once you return to Qi's mansion, and to torture me desperately? I have finally made some changes recently. I can't let my previous efforts go to waste. If I don't take you away now, won't the next opportunity have to wait until the year of the monkey
She hesitated for a while, and finally smiled shyly at him: "...because following him, there is meat to eat."