The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 26: The meat is right to use

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The flowers are blooming like a brocade, the butterflies are dancing together, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

Folding a field of flowers in full bloom, looking at the blue and white clouds, the lake water spreads out neatly under the light boat, everything is soft and quiet as if it had never existed.

Tired of shaking the boat, everyone stopped to rest.

Shao Yi was already asleep, with long eyelashes drooping and breathing evenly, Qing Qiao supported her cheeks, holding her breath and looking at Qingfeng in the distance.

"—Why did you come with me?"

Lu Zizheng opened his eyes at some point, looking at her with judgment.

Qing Qiao turned her head and saw that the person in front of her had long hair hanging loose and silvery skin, and a pair of peach blossom eyes were shining brightly, taking one's soul away.

Tathagata Jade Emperor Maria, I want to complain about your partiality and discrimination. How can a man grow up like this? What a crime!

"Because..." She felt a little parched, and couldn't help licking her lips, "...Although you are weird, you are still human..."

Lu Zizheng raised his eyebrows, and burst out laughing: "You always like to say words that I don't understand, that's all."

Looking up at the sky with his hands as a pillow, his face was full of joy and leisure, as if enjoying himself: "Believe it or not, I feel very happy that you are on this boat."

He closed his eyes gently.

"I've never been so happy in my life."

Isn’t it, Peacock Man, I’m so excited to be on a boat with you. Could it be that you have been a loner since you were a child

Qing Qiao didn't know what to say, so she could only say submissively: "... just be happy, as long as you are happy."

"By the way, what do you think of the scenery here?" Lu Zizheng suddenly asked without thinking.

"... Very good, very good." Qing Qiao looked around, the sky was sunny and the grass was luxuriant, and the water surface was full of reed flowers floating lightly. It was really good, as good as a fairyland.

"This kind of life... Maybe it's not bad." He didn't know what he was thinking, his eyes blurred to the sky, but only for a moment, he pulled them back, and became radiant again

.

"It's a pity that the world is too small to accommodate me," he stood up, standing far away from the bow of the boat, his long hair fluttering like ink, "Rather than relying on the blessing of the sky to survive, it's better to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sky and compete for freedom!"

Qing Qiao looked at his back, and for some reason remembered the phrase "be independent from the world".

Mrs. Li's ending is not very good, she frowned.

But the peacock man who said this couldn't help but make her change a little - it turns out that he can also be so chivalrous.

Walking along the waterway until evening, Qing Qiao was too tired to row anymore.

"Brother Sikong, can we just keep floating like this and can't go ashore?" She pushed the oar and muttered with a mournful face, "I'm tired and hungry, and I can't row anymore."

"I can go ashore!" Lu Zizheng turned around and smiled at her, "The chasing incense worn by this young master didn't work two hours ago, we can go ashore a long time ago."

"—Why didn't you say it earlier?" Qing Qiao was furious, her teeth grinding.

"Oh, I can't bear to interrupt you just watching your joy. Who knew you would stay silent for a long time?" Lu Zizheng glanced at her sideways, and if there seemed to be no coquettishness, he said, "What are you, child?" It's all good, but the heart is too sincere!"

Qing Qiao was speechless, so she could only look up at the sky at 45 degrees, with a literary and artistic expression on her face.

The three finally found a pier to go ashore. Lu Zizheng was in a surprisingly good mood. He turned his head and waved to them, "Come on, brother will take you to eat delicious food. Sister Ding Ding, what's your favorite food?"

Qing Qiao only felt that her arms were sore, and she walked like a gibbon with her shoulders hanging down: "... everything is fine, everything is fine, as long as the road is close."

It's a pity that Lu Zizheng was so disobedient, and led them around all over the place, and didn't enter an inn until the bright moon was in the sky.

"What would you like to order?" A fat boy came out to greet them, with a round panda face, short, black and ugly.

Qing Qiao was exhausted from exhaustion, but when she saw this little brother, she couldn't help being shocked—ahh~~ Isn't this the young master Congcong in "Jianghu Enmity Record"? I said hero, why are you wearing clothes here

"—give us a table to eat, and two more rooms

. "Lu Zizheng smiled at Xiao Er, and everyone else in the inn was shocked for a moment.

"...Okay! I'll be here right away!" Xiaoer came back to his senses and ran away on his short legs.

When the food was on the table, Lu Zizheng picked up the bowls and chopsticks on his own, Qing Qiao was the first to look at Shao Yi, and asked in a concerned tone, "My lord, don't you want to eat?"

Along the way, Shao Yi didn't speak much, and at this moment, he even looked constipated in pain. He looked at the dishes and shook his head slightly.

"You can eat more, I know you blame me, but you can't make things difficult for your body, can you?" Qing Qiao begged softly, and tugged on Shao Yi's sleeve to show her earnestness.

Shao Yi's mouth was slightly pursed, and the roots of his ears were stained with a touch of pink.

"—Oh, my young master is delicate and expensive and can't eat wild food in the mountain village. What are you worried about?" Lu Zizheng said suddenly, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Qing Qiao glanced at him, and was about to refute, when Shao Yi suddenly said quietly: "Chun Jiao feeds me and I eat."

With a raised eyebrow, the smile on Lu Zizheng's face deepened: "Hey, you don't have long hands or a long mouth, young master. Do you need someone to serve you when you eat?"

Shao Yi was neither angry nor annoyed, and repeated what he said just now with a calm face: "... Chunjiao feeds me and I eat."

Lu Zizheng's face froze, and just about to say something, Qing Qiao quickly picked up the bowl and smiled at Shao Yi: "Okay, I'll feed you."

As he spoke, he filled a spoonful of soup and put it in his mouth, then gave Lu Zizheng another look, signaling him to shut up. ()

Shao Yi drank the spoonful of soup with an intriguing expression on his face.

Lu Zizheng snorted coldly and stopped talking.

After feeding the crown prince half a bowl of soup, Qing Qiao reached out to pick up the pearl fish balls on the table.

She had been rocking the boat for half a day, and she hadn't eaten anything, so her hands were trembling early, but the fish balls were small and slippery, and she couldn't pick them up no matter what.

Reluctantly called Xiao Er: "Trouble you, give me a pair of thinner chopsticks

. "

The fat boy replied: "Girl, we all have the same size here, and there is no thinner model."

Qing Qiao looked at Shao Yi in embarrassment, he was still expressionless; then at Lu Zizheng, the peacock man turned his head away with his nose up, showing no intention of helping at all.

Sighing, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and pick up other dishes. But her hand just kept shaking like this, and she couldn't even pick up a potato shred.

"This child really lacks exercise." Lu Zizheng commented on her seriously, hitting the nail on the head.

"You!" Qing Qiao was angry. She was already tired, and now she was ridiculed even more, so she simply put down her chopsticks and said to Shao Yi: "Don't eat, son, let's drink soup!"

So Shao Yi was fed another half bowl of soup.

Finally the prince quit, and turned his face away abruptly: "...don't eat."

"How can this be enough?" Qing Qiao looked at him worriedly, "How about a bowl of porridge for you?"

Alas, Zhengtai, my aunt's hands are sore now, so she can feed you some liquid, bear with it.

Shao Yi blushed and faltered for a long time, and finally pointed at the fat little boy as blame: "The main reason is that he is too ugly, I can't eat it standing there."

"what?"

Xiao Er seemed to be hit by a blow, and suddenly collapsed on the ground: "Young one, did you make a mistake standing here?"

Looking at Xiao Er's extremely kind face, Qing Qiao couldn't bear to comfort her gently: "No, you are very handsome. If you go to sing with us, you can become a famous actor no matter what."

Xiao Er couldn't hide her sadness, and raised her face to look at her resentfully: "Really?"

ah~~~

Qing Qiao couldn't help rolling her eyes, she looked too much like the iconic picture of Master Cong Cong! If it weren't for Lu Zizheng being beside him at this time, she really wanted to rush up and grab his hand and ask, "Master Congcong, where's your little pony? Where's your black eyeliner? Brother Xiaogang and Miss Jiaojiao Where have you all gone?!"

(Author Flower Arrangement: In order to let everyone deeply understand Xiao Qiao's shock, I struggled for a long time before deciding to paste the original picture.

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Note: Master Congcong is the male No. 2 of the domestic martial arts masterpiece "Jianghu Enqiulu" in the 1980s, the representative character, very good and entertaining!

Everyone do a good job of building up your hearts and then scroll down~~~Dangdang, warmly welcome Master Congcong's "Really" deity to come on stage! )

——————The extremely calm dividing line———————

After finally feeding Shao Yi, Qing Qiao no longer had the strength to pick and choose, so she simply sent herself away with a bowl of soup and rice. Floating on her toes, she wandered back into the room, and she fell down on the soft bedding all at once, not wanting to get up again.

I'm so tired, my hands are sore and dizzy, and my skeleton is about to fall apart... Sigh, it's not easy to take care of children these days...

She felt that she was deeply understanding the essence and pain of a single mother, and she couldn't help frowning her brows and began to choke: "In the world~~only a mother is good, and a child with a~~mother is like a treasure..."

While humming, weeping for his tragic fate, humming and humming, he fell asleep in a daze.

In a daze, she suddenly noticed that the quilt was moving, opened her eyelids, and saw a black shadow faintly drifting past her bed.

"Where did the monster come from!" She yelled, turned over and pushed the black shadow away with her palm, "The evil spirits are scattered! Powerful Vajra Palm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"

Heiying was hit unexpectedly, and took half a step back to the head of the bed, his body began to shake continuously, as if he was trying to hold back something.

Qing Qiao buried her head in a ground rolling dragon, quickly hid in the innermost side of the bed, pulled out the quilt and wrapped it tightly into a ball, leaving only a pair of beady eyes wandering around.

The whole set of movements is done in one go without hesitation, the speed is fast, and the smooth connection is simply breathtaking.

"You, are you a human or a ghost? Police, I warn you not to kill me!" Qing Qiao stared at the black figure in front of her, trembling and threatening him with power, "—to tell you the truth, there are people above us! "

The black shadow trembled for a long time, and finally stopped moving, standing quietly in place, revealing a row of white teeth under the moonlight:

"--I said, little Qiao, when did you learn this powerful vajra palm?"

Qing Qiao's face collapsed, and she almost burst into tears: "Hero, please forgive me!"

! The little one is still sleeping! "

Hei Ying lighted the lamp without haste, sat leisurely by the table, and began to look at her with a smile.

"Come on, tell brother, who is above you?"

"Lu Zizheng!" Qing Qiao gritted her teeth and pursed her mouth, ready to turn her face, "I haven't had enough dinner, now you won't even let me sleep soundly?!"

The visitor narrowed his peach blossom eyes, and knocked on the table repeatedly: "I knew you were greedy, come out and have a look, what did brother bring you?"

Looking at it curiously, Qing Qiao couldn't help screaming excitedly: "Oh! Yuanxiao!"

"—It's still meat." Lu Zizheng glanced at her with a rather smug expression, "It's just hot out of the pan, do you want it?"

"Yes!" Qing Qiao nodded hastily, and then stared at him with infinitely affectionate eyes, "Zizheng, you are really my good brother!"

"Brother?" Glancing at her, Lu Zizheng had a specious smile on his face, "If you really consider me a brother, how much can you believe me?"

"This, this... out of the five sentences, you have to believe three of them..." Qing Qiao wiped off her sweat, her eyes were a little inexplicably erratic.

"Three sentences?" Lu Zizheng raised an eyebrow and sneered, "You are really kind to 'brother'."

Qing Qiao hurriedly lowered her head and made a shy expression: "If you are willing to listen to lies, I don't mind changing three to five..."

The temperature in the room suddenly dropped to negative degrees Celsius, and the black crow flew slowly in the silence—

Ga, ga, ga.

"... Open your mouth wide." Lu Zizheng looked at her for a while, then spoke quietly.

Qing Qiao raised her head timidly, biting her lower lip and looked back at him pitifully.

"—I told you to open your mouth!" He got a little impatient.

"do not

! do not! Can I change three to six? How about eight? "Qing Qiao was startled, her small face was so wrinkled that she was about to cry, "Don't give me poison, my backstage is powerful, but it doesn't include the magic doctor, the magic hand doctor, the fairy poison king..."

Lu Zizheng turned a deaf ear to it, turned around and put a spoonful of something into her mouth.

"Eat." He ordered concisely.

Yeah yeah yeah? !

Qing Qiao stared dumbfounded at the fat and white object in front of her—Yuan Xiao, and felt a long-lost stream gurgling out of her forehead.

"... You, do you have a fever?" She asked Ai Ai periodically, "Did you take your medicine on time?"

Lu Zizheng didn't bother to talk to her, and stuffed Yuanxiao into her mouth.

"Chew," he ordered again.

Under the coercion, she had to give in, Qing Qiao silently closed her mouth, and began to chew mechanically, while chewing, her eyes were as big as copper bells.

One, another, and another.

The demon boy Lu Zizheng just sat by her bed the whole time, "Hey" she ate ten Lantern Festivals.

"Is it tasty?"

After feeding the last one, Yaonan finally remembered that he should care about her reaction.

Qing Qiao shook her head, then nodded again—her mind was blank now, and she had no idea what happened just now.

"There's no need to be so nervous." Lu Zizheng smiled gently, patted her on the shoulder and comforted her, "I just want to try serving others all of a sudden."

Ah, so that's the case

"Well, how do you feel now?"

With glutinous rice in her mouth, Qing Qiao started the most inarticulate interview in history.

"I think... there are some things in life, if you can do them occasionally, it's not too bad."

Lu Zizheng raised his chin, looked at the bright moon outside the window, and said thoughtfully.