The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 36: Uncle Cook

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At that time, the sword was only 0.007 centimeters away from Xiao Qiao's throat.

But after a quarter of the stick of incense, the male owner of the sword will completely let her go.

Because she decided to tell a lie.

Although she has told countless lies in her life, this one, she thinks is the most perfect.

She said: "Hey, handsome guy, all this is an illusion, an illusion! Please calm down, please fly freely with your weapons!"

The man in white was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared in his eyes: "I wanted to kill you with a sword, but now I think it's funny that you are stupid. Come on, tell me who you are? Why are you lurking on this roof?"

Xiao Qiao closed her eyes and acted in pain and fear: "I don't know anything, I'm just a little girl picking mushrooms..."

"The thieves of the Medicine King Valley!" Suddenly someone interjected to express their condemnation, "You are getting more and more daring now, you dare to rape women at the gate of the Xiling sect!"

Xiao Qiao took a closer look, and saw that the third senior sister who was still awake

. I saw her holding Seventh Senior Sister in her arms, with a steel knife on each side of her neck, her hair was disheveled in the wind, at first glance she looked like a demon.

— Third Senior Sister! In such a dangerous situation, you can still keep your face upright and upright, you really deserve to be Sister Furong!

"So it's from the Xiling sect?" The white-clothed man's eyes flashed, but his air grew colder, "Hmph, they're just Xiao Xiao's disciples who claim to be famous and decent. Tell me! What are you planning to hide on this roof?" ?”

Xiao Qiao was about to explain, but the third senior sister took the lead: "What qualifications do you have to question us? You shameless flower picker, you actually use the unique secret fragrance of King Valley to seduce women from a good family. What is your intention?! Aren't you afraid of being accused by someone?" Is Yao Wanggu expelled from the school?!"

"It's not the Xiling slut's turn to intervene in the matter of Yaowang Valley!" The man in white made a backhanded move, a cold light flashed, and a bloodstain appeared on Third Senior Sister's face.

"—Damn it! How dare you scratch my plate? How dare you scratch my precious plate?!"

The third senior sister was furious, turned around with a kite, avoided two big knives, and stabbed the white-clothed man's chest with a long sword in her hand: "I'm going to break your note today!"

The poor and confused Seventh Senior Sister was thrown on the roof with a "bang", her forehead hit a big green bump on the tile.

"... Hey~~~ This place is not good! Pomegranate, what are you doing to increase income and reduce expenditure, don't withdraw my cotton wool."

Seventh Senior Sister sat up, looked around blankly with half-opened eyes, muttered twice and fell asleep again.

Just listening to the clashing sound of "Dangdangdang", the man in white and the third senior sister began to fight. They go up to the sky for a while, hide for a while, stand on the branches for a while, and step on the water for a while... During the fight, the scolding voices of "thief" and "bitch" come and go, and with the shadow of swords and swords, it is as heinous as a Hollywood blockbuster.

Xiao Qiao was dazzled by watching, when suddenly someone started to explain on the spot.

"Wow, Lingbo Weibu!"

"Tsk tsk, heartbroken sword!"

"Oh, it's a trick to cut off children and grandchildren!"

It turns out that Qingshui Town is a strange town of a generation established on the basis of the Xiling School, and has long been accustomed to disputes between rivers and lakes.

. The townspeople were startled by the fight, instead of closing their doors to escape, they went to the streets to watch and comment.

I don't know how long they fought, but after a sharp rubbing sound, the swords in the hands of the third senior sister and the man in white flew out at the same time.

"Bang!"

The crowd dispersed quickly, watching helplessly as the two primed weapons hit the ground, splashing sparks.

The third senior sister stepped back and stood still, biting her lip hard, her face pale.

The figure of the man in white flickered, and there was faint moisture rising from his forehead.

"Melee combat, melee combat!" The crowd quickly closed again, bursting into thunderous cheers.

Xiao Qiao looked anxious and frightened, and couldn't help shouting: "Third senior sister, attack him! Immortal guides the way! Monkey steals peaches!! Dragon grabs hands!!!"

Before she finished speaking, she was suddenly hit hard from behind. She turned her head in panic, and saw the face of the big man in black who turned from embarrassment into anger.

This palm was strong enough, her body suddenly rose into the air, and fell towards the ground like a fallen leaf.

Seeing the crowd scattered like a tide again, she closed her eyes, only feeling that her internal organs were all pulled into a ball.

— My life is over!

However, someone made a move halfway.

In the midst of a whirlwind, the man hugged her and fell to the ground lightly, but the expected heart-piercing did not come.

She tried to open her eyelids, trying to see the savior this time.

——The dark-colored hair is loosely tied with a navy blue ribbon, and a pair of eyes are as dark as the night, and they are secretive. She had never seen such a deep black, so pure and messy, but surprisingly clean.

"Which disciple is so confused?" The benefactor teased in a low voice, but it was endlessly romantic.

Before he could regain his senses, his body was already supported and stood still.

The benefactor smiled slightly, left her and flew towards the roof, his posture was as graceful as a dragon swimming in shock, like a fairy stepping on the moon, or like a breeze blowing snow

.

In an instant, the brilliance was shining, as if even the surrounding wind had stagnated.

The big man in black on the roof suddenly fell down in an instant without making a sound.

The benefactor turned around, wearing an elegant blue robe fluttering slightly in the scorching sun, his whole person was like a cloud, free and easy and elegant.

No one could see how he did it.

"Lili, stop."

The benefactor called out to the two fighting in the distance.

The third senior sister was stunned, then quickly backed away as if her eyebrows were scorched by fire, and quickly jumped to the benefactor's side.

"Master..." Her eyes were full of bright colors, and her joy was obvious.

The benefactor just smiled and waved his hand to stop what she was going to say next.

"Young master, my disciples have no intention of offending me, so I ask you to take the Xiling faction's shame into consideration and ignore it."

The benefactor bowed his hands to the man in white, with a neither humble nor overbearing attitude.

"What a joke! What Xiling sect, I, the king of medicine, Gu Shenyou, never pay attention to it!" The man in white said sarcastically, and stretched out his hand to grab it. The sword that had fallen on the ground flew up into the air, and plunged straight into the benefactor's chest.

"Phantom Sword Finger!"

Someone in the crowd made a sharp sound, and the spectators gasped in cooperation.

Xiao Qiao thought to himself, so there is also a wireless remote control here? Really tm advanced.

The benefactor's face remained unchanged, his index finger volleyed a little, the sword actually stopped halfway, and he swung up, down, left, and right along his index finger a few times before it fell to the ground with a "clang".

"How do you know the secret skill of Medicine King Valley?!" The man in white was surprised.

"Secret of the Medicine King Valley?" The benefactor seemed to think of something, slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "How do I remember that I taught the King of Medicine five years ago?"

As soon as this remark came out, the crowd went into an uproar

.

Everyone knows that Guzhu Yaowang is an old man over half a hundred years old, how could he learn martial arts from this young man

The white-clothed man's forehead was already bulging with veins: "How dare you humiliate the teacher! Today I will tear your mouth off for the teacher!"

The benefactor shook his head, his expression indifferent: "What a child, he was so bloody at such a young age."

"Stop talking nonsense, take your life!" The white-clothed man flicked his long sleeves, and saw a dark green smoke attacking towards the benefactor like lightning.

"—Poison, poison, poison!"

Someone yelled sadly, and the townspeople on the street disappeared in an instant, leaving cleanly.

Xiao Qiao was dumbfounded.

Looking back again, the benefactor didn't dodge for some reason, but quietly bathed in the green smoke, expressionless.

Xiao Qiao was horrified, even though her current martial arts cultivation was only at the nanometer level, she knew that being poisoned was definitely not a good thing.

"Engong! Get out of the way!" She was in a hurry, jumping around and annoyed that she couldn't help.

Suddenly seeing a basket of eggs left on the ground in the cold, without thinking, she grabbed one and threw it at the man in white: "Rotten tomatoes! Watch my rotten egg attack!"

The man in white was concentrating on dealing with the master, he was defenseless, and only heard a "baji", and suddenly there was a glaring fishy yellow in front of his veil, which flowed slowly against the background of the white clothes, which was extremely funny.

The benefactor who was still like a log suddenly burst out laughing.

"Don't mess around." He said gently to Xiao Qiao on the ground, "Xiling disciples don't do such sneak attacks that damage their reputation."

The man in white didn't care so much, and pointed at him trembling all over in severe shock: "How is it possible? How is it possible?! How can you still talk and laugh freely after being caught by my meat powder?"

"Shirou San?" The benefactor smiled lowly, flicking his sleeve, the smoke particles popped out of themselves, gathered into a green tulle, and flew lightly towards the sky.

"Didn't your master teach you?" He looked at the poisonous smoke going far away, "Don't use poison when there are many people, so as not to hurt the innocent—you are too eager to be prosperous, and you have forgotten the rules of the door clean up

. "

"Who the hell are you?" The man in white began to tremble even now.

"Damn thief, you still don't understand?" The third senior sister jumped out triumphantly out of nowhere, "Xiling Ruan Siqiong's name was also the one that offended you from Medicine King Valley?!"

Xiao Qiao only felt a flash of white light in front of her eyes, and a loud buzzing in her head.

— Uncle! It turned out that he was that Uncle Ruan!

The arrogant arrogance of the man in white immediately faded away.

"It turned out to be Senior Ruan..." He knelt down on the ground with limp knees, and cupped his hands weakly, "Shen You has eyes that don't know Mount Tai, and offended Senior, so I ask Senior to hold your hand high and let the past go by..."

"Leave the Mixiang antidote, and go back and learn from your master." Ruan Siqiong said indifferently, "Your Shirou San is still not ready, but this kind of nasty poison that eats people's skin is not used to it." Whatever."

The man in white turned pale, took out a porcelain bottle from his pocket and put it on the tile, kowtowed three more times, and then walked away in embarrassment.

The third senior sister picked up the medicine bottle and hurriedly went to detoxify the other three senior sisters, while Ruan Siqiong watched from the side.

Xiao Qiao stood on the ground, staring blankly at them.

—Knowing martial arts is really a very good thing between a cow a and a cow c.

Ruan Siqiong seemed to notice her earnest gaze, smiled slightly, and fell from the roof lightly.

"Are you injured?" He held her hand, intending to feel her pulse.

Xiao Qiao hurriedly blushed and shook her head - she had just seen his peerless elegance, and her face was still a little hot right now.

This is the first intimate contact with an idol!

A pair of black eyes glanced quietly in the mist, only to hear Ruan Siqiong said slowly: "... I am not surprised that Lili is not poisoned. She has practiced martial arts since she was a child, and her inner strength is deep enough to resist drug addiction. But you little girl obviously has no body at all. Inner strength, why didn't you get hit?"

Xiao Qiao was demolished, embarrassed, he hesitated and said: "... I, I don't know

. "

Ruan Siqiong glanced at her again, his eyes flashed brightly, but he smiled silently.

"Uncle Ruan, Xiao Qiao is the disciple of Master Xinna a month ago."

The third senior sister finished feeding the medicine to the senior sisters, and then lightly jumped to the ground.

"Junior Junior Sister is just getting started, so she doesn't have a deep understanding of internal strength, but she learned martial arts from others, so it's not unusual for her to be able to defend against Mixiang."

"Don't send everyone?" Ruan Siqiong seemed thoughtful, "May I ask which two you are?"

"It's the hidden masters Dongfanghong and Ximen Bubai!" Seventh Senior Sister's heroic voice jjj came out—she was completely awake this time.

Xiao Qiao covered her face with her hands, not daring to look directly at Ruan Siqiong.

"...The titles of these two heroes are a bit unfamiliar." Ruan Siqiong's voice was still calm, calm, "I wonder what their special skills are?"

Everyone was quiet, waiting for Xiao Qiao's reply.

Xiao Qiao wailed in her heart, and said in a hurry: "Actually, what my mother and father are best at is not martial arts, but formation."

"Oh? It's He Qizhen?" Ruan Siqiong's voice was full of interest.

She took a deep breath: "It is the legendary Tianya Bagua Formation."

Everyone was silent for a moment.

Ruan Siqiong suddenly heard a chuckle, breaking the deadlock: "...it seems that I am ignorant, and I haven't heard of it." He patted Xiao Qiao on the back, seemingly intimately, "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the younger generations are awesome."

Xiao Qiao Fang breathed a sigh of relief, but just being slapped by him, a fishy smell suddenly rose from his chest, and finally burst out of his throat.

With a "wow", she vomited a big mouthful of blood.

The senior sisters were dumbfounded.

"That palm in your hand is really unusual

. "Ruan Siqiong frowned, "The big man was smoking green smoke at that time, it must have been cut with flames. "

Everyone's complexion changed drastically, and the always spoiled Ninth Senior Sister was so frightened that she shed tears.

"Junior Sister, do you want it? Does it hurt?" She reached out to touch Xiao Qiao.

"It's not in the way, it's not in the way." Xiao Qiao tried to pull the corner of her mouth towards her, "Actually, senior sister, I'm used to vomiting..."

Before he finished speaking, he was suddenly picked up horizontally and gently held in his arms.

"The disciples of Yaowanggu dare to use such a poisonous trick, I don't know the severity!" Ruan Siqiong's eyes were as deep as lacquer ink.

Turning to look at Xiao Qiao, her words were extremely gentle, "Don't talk, I will take you back to the mountain for medical treatment."

With a cold face, he took a step forward and ran forward.

Several senior sisters also hurriedly performed lightness kung fu and chased after him.

After walking for about a stick of incense, Ruan Siqiong vaguely heard the painful cry of the girl in his arms.

"What's the matter? It's hard work?" He lowered his face.

"Uncle... can you walk a little slower... I was shaken so painfully..."

Little Qiao bit her lip, feeling that her vision was blurry, and she couldn't see anything clearly due to the pain.

Ruan Siqiong quickened his pace, and comforted him in a low voice: "Hey, although this Lie Yan Slash is the most taboo to shake the wounded, if you die after a long time, you may die. You are obedient, bear with it first."

Xiao Qiao couldn't argue, the corners of her mouth had been bitten, and a little bit of red oozes out.

Ruan Siqiong couldn't bear it, so he coaxed her: "If you are in severe pain, sing to vent it, don't keep biting your lips."

The man in his arms was silent for a moment.

Just when Ruan Siqiong thought she had fainted from the pain, he suddenly heard a strange singing voice with a sincere, weeping voice mixed with a slight tremolo—

"... My dear, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny roses ahead..."