"Are you here to find Si Ling?"
Even though Gu Qingqiao had thousands of calculations in his mind, he didn't expect Ruan Siqiong to cover his face with such a sentence. ()
She looked at Ruan Siqiong and remained silent.
As the saying goes, if the enemy does not move, I will not move; if the enemy moves, I will not move.
"You want the green wood humanoid sword?" Ruan Siqiong just smiled when he saw her like this, very happy.
"Little Qiao doesn't understand what Master Uncle is talking about?"
She raised her head and stared wide-eyed, putting on an official harmless expression that she hadn't used for a long time.
Ruan Siqiong pouted slightly at her sleeve: "You still want to keep it a secret? Isn't it the nine-turn voiceless bell that is one of the four spirits?"
Qing Qiao only felt a "buzz" in her head, and her whole body went limp.
"I..." She opened her mouth, and tears flowed before she spoke.
Countless black shadows flashed through her mind - Dungeon, Xiaoqiang, Hero with White Eyebrows, Poison, and... Duan Yu who kept smiling.
She didn't know what to say, wouldn't she recognize the origin of the bracelet? Or explain why you are looking for the four spirits
All of this happened so fast that she was completely caught off guard.
However, before she finished complaining about herself, Ruan Siqiong said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, I really want to see that green wood humanoid sword, why don't you let me help you?"
Oops.
The peaks and turns turn, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright.
The so-called car must have a road to the front of the mountain, and there must be a Toyota car if there is a road, Gu Qingqiao raised his head again and stared wide-eyed, completely dumbfounded.
"...The Qingmu human-shaped sword is the treasure of the Xiling Town School. Since the uncle is the next head, why do you need to talk to Xiao Qiao?"
After a while, she tremblingly said this sentence.
Please, don't lie to me, although I am a modern woman, no matter how strong I am, I can't stand the tricks of your ancient fossils again and again
!
Ruan Siqiong clasped his hands behind his back, with a sad expression on his face that you don't understand me: "Why lie to you? I, Ruan Siqiong, have no intention of being a saint, nor do I want to defend anything. As long as I live happily, all dogmas can be broken."
He sighed, turned his face to look at the sky: "little girl, when you reach my age, you will understand - life is not fun, what a terrible and sad thing."
"Do you know the whereabouts of the Aoki Humanoid Sword?"
After a while, Qing Qiao spoke again, which was a complete compromise.
"I don't know." Ruan Siqiong shook his head, "But it will be easier for me to help you find it."
"That's true." Qing Qiao nodded in agreement, and then her eyes became defensive, "But what exactly do you want from me?"
With a bark, Ruan Siqiong chuckled contemptuously.
"Except for certain organs, I think what I have, you don't even want to catch up in this lifetime."
Qing Qiao blushed and said angrily, "I have athlete's foot, do you have it too?"
Ruan Siqiong didn't change his face, and smiled: "Sure enough, I didn't choose the wrong one. It should be interesting to find that sword with you."
Qing Qiao warned herself in her heart not to ignore his arrogance, took a deep breath, and asked again: "How did you know that I would raid the Buddhist scriptures Pavilion at night?"
Ruan Siqiong raised the corners of his mouth and flicked his sleeves lightly.
Flapping, the parrots spread their wings and landed on his arms.
"Have you ever heard of parrots learning their tongues?" Ruan Siqiong smiled at her, turned to Manadona and said, "Come on, good boy, tell me."
"...By the way, the Buddhist scriptures pavilion in this temple is about to be completed, and I still hope that the girl will give me a word."
"Master, I have already inscribed a lot of characters for you, why should I inscribe characters for the temple now?"
"The girl has a special status, and a little more words can bless my quiet temple for thousands of years."
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"... What the master said is very true. Since it is a Buddhist scripture pavilion in a temple, there are four words that are perfect-'Harvard Academy', master, just use it."
"What is 'Harvard'?"
"'Harvard' just likes Buddha very much, very much, really like it to the extreme."
"Wait a minute, master! I wonder if Xiao Qiao will be lucky enough to step into the Buddhist scriptures pavilion?"
"Of course not. The Sutra Pavilion is an important place for Buddhism, and no one is allowed to enter unless he is an eminent monk."
"Oh, that place is sparsely populated and neglected every time it is ugly."
"Thank you Master!"
Mana pretended to be a boy, and Dona played a girl, repeating what she and Master Manman had said that day.
Not miss a word, not miss a word.
After Qing Qiao listened quietly, the hairs all over her body stood on end, and the roots were distinct.
"As a person, if I wasn't really bored, I wouldn't know how to keep pets." Ruan Siqiong sighed, "I have wasted a lot of time on them."
At the end, he did not forget to wink at Xiao Qiao: "Look, although I know your secret, don't you know mine now? How fair."
Qing Qiao had nothing to say, she had already admired her all over the place.
It will soon be dawn, and under the blue ink curtain, two black shadows, one tall and one short, are walking towards the outside of the temple.
"Actually, I have a question."
"Tell me, as long as I can answer, I will say everything I know, and I can say everything."
"You... how old are you?"
"Well, it should be more than one round older than you."
"Wow, so old!"
"Where is it, a man is thirty, it is the golden age."
"I also have a question
. "
"you say."
"Are you really beriberi?"
"..."
"Don't be shy, girls' feelings are always poetry, and tweaking is normal..."
"I don't!"
Suppressing anger, the voice hastily interrupted.
After a while of silence, the two had already walked a long way, and in a blink of an eye they were already at the gate of the Xiling sect.
"Sincerely speaking, we must pay attention to personal hygiene..."
Before parting, the moving persuasion sounded suddenly.
Snapped!
Gu Qingqiao thought to himself, this must be the sound of a vein breaking in his forehead.
Seven days have passed in the blink of an eye, and under Ruan Siqiong's careful treatment, her injury has gradually improved, and the area of vomiting blood has changed from the initial Indian pancake to the current sesame biscuit. Ruan Siqiong said confidently that when the coughed up blood shrinks to the size of a pepper on the sesame seed cake, Gu Qingqiao will be cured.
During the treatment period, all the disciples came to inquire about this legendary lucky junior sister with various excuses - because of her injury, she enjoyed Ruan Siqiong's daily private summons, what a rare thing! Everyone wants to see the beauty and feel happy at the same time.
Because there were too many people visiting the door every day, Qing Qiao had no choice but to ask Lu Huahua to paint a sign and hang it at the door: "Only see customers at the designated time every day, and a stick of incense is limited to a limited time. First come, first served. Overdue will not be waited."
As soon as this action came out, she was immediately famous in Xiling, and her speed of becoming popular was unmatched by anyone.
"... Well, since I passed away the title of Avalokitesvara of the Pork World, I haven't been so beautiful for a long time..."
After the day's healing was over, Ruan Siqiong suddenly heard Gu Qingqiao muttering to himself while sitting in front of the bed.
She seemed to have remembered something, and looked out of the window, looking a little absent-minded.
"Enjoy it?" He stepped out of bed and began to wash his hands slowly, "it's rare to be a celebrity
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"It's completely the opposite." Qing Qiao shook her head lightly, "In my opinion, celebrities are one of the most pitiful races of people. What's the fun in having their bodies exposed to the public and struggling to walk?"
"Those who achieve great things don't care about small things." Ruan Siqiong took off the silk handkerchief and wiped his palms gently.
"What's the big deal? What big things can be done?" Qing Qiao sighed, covering her face with the quilt, "I just want to be a little cabbage bathed in the sun~~"
Seeing her so sad, Ruan Siqiong couldn't help chuckling: "I don't think you look like an ordinary person."
These words just happened to hurt Qing Qiao, she jumped up, grabbed the pillow and threw it at him: "Speak nonsense, charlatan!"
Ruan Siqiong turned sideways and easily dodged the attack.
"Face reading may not be accurate, how about I help you look at the palmistry?" He was neither angry nor annoyed, and put forward constructive suggestions.
Qing Qiao was taken aback, then thought that I have seen that living fairy Kong Kong before, and I forgive you for not being able to name a more explosive one than him.
So he spread his hands and said fiercely: "Men left and women right, don't get the wrong direction!"
Ruan Siqiong grabbed her hand, and the fingertips began to slide slowly along the outline of the five fingers, passing over the thumb, index finger, middle finger, ring finger... and finally stayed in the palm.
He was silent for a moment, then started to walk along the palm lines again, his nails gently scraping her palm.
Although Qing Qiao felt itchy, she didn't dare to make a sound, so she could only bite her lower lip.
After a long time, he withdrew his hand, looked sideways into the distance, and let out a long sigh.
"How?" Qing Qiao was frightened by his heaviness, could it be that his fate was ill-fated
"To be honest, I'm disappointed, very disappointed."
Ruan Siqiong turned his head and couldn't hide the pain on his face: "I've touched you for so long, don't you realize that I'm taking advantage of you?!"
———————The dividing line of the strange uncle————————
On this day, the once-a-day "Strange Uncle Mi vs. Fake Lolita" finally ended, and Lu Qingqiao walked back weakly.
.
Along the way, there were many Xiling disciples who recognized her. The timid ones huddled in a corner and pointed at her, while the bold ones went up to greet her directly.
"Healed back? Junior sister has worked hard!" Three points of envy and seven points of envy.
"Where is it?" She hurriedly replied carefully, "Serve Xiling!"
As soon as she entered Lisan Hall, the courtyard was densely packed with people, and the noise was like a roar, which shocked her greatly.
"Why panic?" With sharp eyes, she grabbed the seventh senior sister who was running past in a hurry, "Could it be that the master suddenly found that he had pockmarks on his face?"
"It's more serious than this!" Seventh Senior Sister couldn't hide her joy when she saw her, "It's the head of the sect, the old man didn't know what was wrong, and decided to openly recruit disciples from the people! This time, the whole sect is ready to send out They are all elites, and we have two places in Lisan Hall, and everyone is queuing up to sign up now!"
"What's so strange about this?" Qing Qiao pursed her lips, "Isn't it just going down the mountain to pick someone, and why are you so nervous?"
"Little junior sister, you are too simple! You are too ignorant!"
Seventh senior sister shook her shoulders vigorously, hating iron for being weak: "Do you know who the chief examiner is? It's Uncle Ruan, Uncle Ruan! Do you know how long this trip took? Two months, two months, two months! Saying that he will go out, the whole faction is crazy, everyone is eagerly looking forward to going with him!!"
"This, such an exaggeration..." Qing Qiao was so dizzy by her shaking that she almost foamed at the mouth.
"Oh, my junior sister is here." Lu Huahua's voice sounded at the right time, saving her from the dire straits.
"Senior Brother Lu..." Qing Qiao turned to look at him, and couldn't help being surprised again: "Why did you change your hairstyle?" It's like a mushroom!
"Hey, I personally think that this will make you stand out in the selection process." Lu Huahua scratched her head a little embarrassedly.
Gudu, Qing Qiao swallowed abruptly.
"By the way, why don't you sign up soon, little junior sister? Now apart from the master, you are the only one who has not signed up in the third hall.
! "Lu Huahua reached out to pull her.
"I don't..." Before Qing Qiao could finish speaking, Lu Huahua had already led her all the way to the front.
"Eldest brother, I brought him here!" Lu Huahua happily reported to the person at the table who was busy writing.
The man looked up.
As soon as they met each other, Qing Qiao suddenly felt a rumbling sound in her stomach.
—Ah, what a face that looks like a bun!
"Are you that Gan Xiaoqiao?"
Maybe it was because he was squeezed for too long, Brother Baozi was sweating, and there was faint moisture on his forehead.
—omg, it’s still hot out of the cage!
"...Yes." Qing Qiao hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so she stared at Senior Baozi in a daze.
"Okay, okay, take this and put it on." Brother Baozi waved his hand and took out a bag of things from the table.
Qing Qiao took it over and saw that it was an emerald green shirt.
"Ahh!" the others started screaming, outraged, "Why? Why does she have this?! Not fair!"
"...Excuse me, what is this?" Qing Qiao asked the senior brother foolishly without knowing it.
"See that color?"
Brother Baozi stuck out two fingers to poke the bag, and lazily explained: "Green, the representative color of the Xiling faction—congratulations, you will be promoted directly!"
"Shady! There must be a shady!"
The people around him collapsed, and a new round of shouting began.
Qing Qiao opened her mouth and was about to explain, but she saw senior Baozi throwing several knives around.
"Why are you yelling?! She is seriously injured and needs to be healed by Mr. Ruan every day. If you don't follow me this time, do you want her to wait to die on the mountain
! "
How sturdy and incisive, the surroundings were suddenly silent.
"... But, we also want to go, so there is one less quota for no reason..." Ninth Senior Sister's aggrieved and delicate voice faintly sounded.
"Don't be noisy!" Brother Baozi looked impatient, "Mr. Ruan said that Gan Xiaoqiao is a special guest and doesn't take up the quota. Are you satisfied?"
Hush, the yard is boiling again, joyously.
After changing into the green shirt, the first thing Gu Qingqiao did in front of everyone was to run towards the kitchen.
Injustice is a small matter, starving to death is a major matter. After the turmoil just now, she really wanted to eat steamed stuffed buns.
She took out a few vegetable buns from the stove, she was satisfied, and walked back while chewing.
The sun is just right outside, sprinkled all over the earth.
Take two bites and sigh.
Alas, Uncle Ruan, although I really want to be a cabbage, you don't have to dress me up in such emerald green! Have you forgotten that cabbage not only has leaves, it also has clappers? !
After walking a few steps, I suddenly saw Lu Huahua sitting on the side of the road biting dry steamed buns.
"Yeah? Why didn't you have breakfast?" She was surprised.
"Hey, I got up in the morning to do this hair, and accidentally missed the breakfast time." Lu Huahua stroked her thick bangs, revealing two rows of healthy teeth.
"..."
Qing Qiao glanced at him silently, then stuffed the last bun into his hand, "Eat this."
"Little Junior Sister!"
Lu Huahua was moved. She never expected that the little junior sister who usually depends on food would be so magnanimous today! Is the sun coming out from the west
"...Brother, don't be surprised."
Qing Qiao waved her hand, glanced at his hair, with an extremely serene expression: "This is just the love that Green Leaf has for Donggu."