The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 41: Cai Wuhen

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After staying in the inn, the first thing Gu Qingqiao did was to count the wounds on his body.

The summary report is as follows: three large bumps on the head, four bruises on the arms, and three red and swollen patches on the calf.

Ignoring the bumpy potholes and the swollen pp, the combination is perfect.

She was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves to find Ruan Siqiong to settle the score, but the guy smiled and praised:

"Not bad! But when I send disciples to ride a life-seeking carriage for the first time, there are no less than twelve wounds on their bodies—congratulations! You have great potential for cultivation."

The provocation was fruitless, and the feather returned.

Back in the room, she wrote the four characters "Boundless Sea" in cursive script, official script, regular script, and sang "You will not have good results" three times to the sky, finally relieved by 0.007%. shortness of breath

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"Knock, knock." Someone knocked on the door.

Pulling it open, it was the third senior sister with a worried face.

"Junior Junior Sister, do you want it?" Looking down, she saw a lot of bottles and jars in her arms.

"Seeing you take a step ahead in Brother Bao's carriage today, I guess you must have suffered a lot of grievances." The senior sister put the pile of things on the table, "Here are some golden sore medicines and blood stasis ointments, I think they should be handed out Come in handy…”

It's okay if you don't say anything, when she said this, Qing Qiao's tears that had been suffocated in her stomach came out again, gurgling in her eye sockets.

— Well, women are like that. When you are alone, you can grit your teeth and bear it, but if there are others to comfort you, the grievances will burst out like doubled, and you can't stop them.

"Don't cry, don't cry!" The third senior sister looked distressed, and her voice trembled a little, "Senior Brother Bao didn't do it on purpose, he was quick-tempered since he was a child, and he was quick and ruthless in his actions, even if he drove a carriage. That's why people in the Jianghu called it 'Bao Zhuiming'..."

Halo, really Bao? Alas, I said Senior Brother Bao, don't talk about fate, I think you can catch up with everyone.

Qing Qiao pulled up her sleeves to wipe away tears, sniffled her nose, and fantasized about the scene of this senior brother dressed in modern times and driving a racing car. Maybe when he comes back from a whirlwind outside, he suddenly finds that things are different, the clock slows down, and the ruler becomes shorter—it turns out that he has surpassed the speed of light and caused space-time chaos!

Wow, the world is a sensation, scientists are boiling, Einstein jumped out of the grave and awarded him the Nobel Prize; the bosses of Ferrari and Lamborghini fought over who can sponsor their brother; but the smartest one is the owner of the Chinese bun shop, They teamed up with a lot of money to ask senior brother to be the endorsement, so people all over the world can see senior brother laughing on the screen every day with a steamer in his hand: "Who said our steamed buns are just folk snacks and can't be on the big stage?!"

"...Actually, you are also wrong." The third senior sister's voice came from afar, pulling her back to reality.

"The senior sisters in the dry class bully you, you can go to the master to help you solve it, or tell us..." The senior sister gave her medicine and criticized gently, "How can you secretly bury that pile of fruits and vegetables in someone's house without saying a word?" Under the window? How can one sleep with such a rotten smell? You should..."

The smell of the medicinal wine diffuses in the room, cooling into the skin, a bit like safflower oil

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She suddenly remembered being naughty when she was a child, knocking a big bag on her forehead and bringing it home, her mother was distressed, rubbing and coaxing: the bags are scattered, don't let mother come back to see—

In the blink of an eye, everything has changed.

"...Third Senior Sister, where is your home?" Qing Qiao suddenly asked.

"My home?" The third senior sister stopped her mouth that was flying up and down, and turned her head to smile, "My home is in Hengdi, fifty miles away from Xiling."

"...It's so close." Qing Qiao sighed, with mist in her pupils, "How often do you go home?"

"This..." Third Senior Sister reached out to change a bottle of ointment, "Usually two months, if something happens, you can go back every month."

So Qing Qiao stopped talking, just curled up and buried her face deeply in her knees.

"Little girl!" The third senior sister smiled and patted her on the head, "You are homesick? Why don't you go home and take a look after you go down the mountain this time?"

"It's already... I don't dare to think about it..."

Qing Qiao raised her face, tears were all over her face.

"With such twists and turns, I don't know if I still have a chance..."

"But I have to think... I'm afraid that if I forget my hometown, I really can't go back..."

She bit her lower lip hard, trembling slightly, as if afraid of the cold.

"—What are you talking about?" Third Senior Sister touched her forehead suspiciously, "Could it be that you have a fever? Junior Sister, your home is not far away! If you miss it too much, Feige will send a letter to Dongfang and Ximen The two heroes came to visit you! Don’t cry, don’t cry, huh?”

Qing Qiao wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and smiled slightly: "Okay, I remember."

After washing her face, the third senior sister helped her go downstairs to eat.

Senior Brother Bao was drinking soup, when he saw Qiao's limping appearance, he immediately smiled:

"Yo, can you still walk down? Not bad, there is a future

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The third senior sister was angry: "Brother Bao, you are the chief disciple of the first hall, how can you bully our little flower in the third hall like this?"

"What's wrong with the little flowers?" Senior Brother Bao snorted and sneered, "I'll pinch one when it grows!"

The voice of the third senior sister suddenly raised: "Bao Quancai, believe it or not, I am flying a pigeon to send a letter, and asked my sister to kill those three coquettish things in your house!"

"...I, I'm just talking about it." Senior Brother Bao stopped, buried his head in resentment, and continued to drink porridge, "It's worth it..."

The third senior sister smiled slightly, turned her head and muttered to Qing Qiao: "This senior brother hates his big round face the most in his life, so he likes to collect sharp-faced animals. Recently, he just happened to be fascinated by foxes... Shhh, don't go around saying that this is our five The secret of a golden flower..."

Qing Qiao was still a little sullen, but now she burst out laughing.

Sitting down to eat, Qing Qiao picked up the spoon and was about to serve soup, but was blocked by the slender fingers of the third senior sister.

"Walking in the rivers and lakes, don't take it lightly."

The senior sister smiled calmly like Guan Yin: "No matter when and where, we must be alert to the enemy's ambushes and traps."

Qing Qiao seemed to understand, but nodded in confusion.

"You have so many things to do when you have a meal!" Brother Bao, who also wanted to drink soup, became impatient, and expressed a serious protest, "Pretentious!"

The third senior sister glared at him, pulled out a silver hairpin from her head, put it into the soup and stirred it.

After waiting for a while, he took out the silver hairpin and looked carefully at the bright place.

"—Non-toxic, safe to eat."

The third senior sister finally put down the silver hairpin and smiled at everyone.

Wow, everyone's hearts are surging, thinking that this senior sister is not only beautiful, but also very kind-hearted, how lucky it is to go out with her!

However, Senior Brother Bao threw away the spoon with disgust on his face: "Don't drink it! There's hair oil, it's disgusting!"

uh, this

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Everyone suddenly realized the cruelty of reality, and buried their heads to eat vegetables at a very fast speed.

The meal was over in no time, and there was only a bowl full of seaweed and egg drop soup left on the table, and the third senior sister whose face was purpler than pork liver.

"Master, senior sister, don't be sad."

Qing Qiao tremblingly looked at her senior sister's face, and picked up the spoon bravely: "I drink, I drink this..."

However, Ling Kong burst out laughing, interrupting her next words.

"Hahahaha, sky-wai-sheng-xian-"

I saw the overwhelming flower petals falling from the sky, sprinkled all over every corner of the inn, and two white silks flew straight in from the door, like a dragon circling the beam. Behind Bai Ling is a woman in plain clothes, but she waved her hands and landed softly.

"Welcome to the divine dragon and jade girl Nangong Wuhen—" Many virgins poured into the door, their voices were clear and innocent, "The jade girl is blessed and equal to the sky, and her youth will last forever!"

I saw the woman in plain clothes standing still and turning around, with the wind blowing her hair, her eyes were cold.

She stood proudly in the hall like this, looking at the people under her feet.

how beautiful.

"It's over, it's over."

The waiter who was cleaning up the leftovers showed despair and was extremely sad: "There are so many petals, who will help me clean up the room?!"

The jade girl is deaf to all the sufferings in the world, she just twitched her hands, and the two lines of white silk quickly flew back to her arms.

Looking around, seeing all the people in the store staring at her dumbfounded, she smiled slightly, as if she was very satisfied with the effect of her appearance.

After being intoxicated for a moment, she finally spoke, her voice was clear and sweet.

"Where is Ruan Siqiong?"

Qing Qiao and the third senior sister looked at each other, pretending to be deaf with a tacit understanding.

"I said, where are Ruan, Si, and Qiong?"

The jade girl was not happy, and the words popped out of her mouth word by word

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Qing Qiao quickly lowered her head, her eyes wandering around.

— Not far away, Senior Brother Bao was sneaking upstairs with his hands covering his face.

"Ha! Bao Youcai!"

Hearing a soft shout, Bai Ling stretched out like lightning, circled around a few times, and wrapped tightly around Senior Brother Bao's body.

Ok? Usually wearing a robe and gown, I can't tell that my brother's figure is still an inverted triangle! Tut tut.

"Do you think I can't see you because you're hiding in the dark?" The jade girl held a white satin in her hand, her face extremely proud, "It's useless!"

Senior Brother Bao was wrapped up like a mummy, struggling constantly, trying to escape.

Yeah, it's useless! Qing Qiao couldn't help shaking her head and lamenting—Senior Brother Bao, you are so stupid! Do you think you won't be found if you hide? No, no, you are so stylish, that temperament, that shape, just like nature! Your melancholy squinting eyes, thin beard roots, slightly open V-shaped neckline, and slightly protruding belly all give people a dreamlike feeling; and your little trotters, every time Every step is like stepping on the girl's heart, how touching! Ah, no matter where you go, you are like a firefly in the night, a man like you is so bright and outstanding, you can't run away!

Sure enough, Brother Bao, who was pulling the bomb, was dragged to the jade girl in a bouncing manner.

"Tell me, where did Ruan Siqiong go?!" Yunu gnashed her teeth a bit as she lifted Senior Brother Bao's collar.

"*(&%

"This girl!" The third senior sister finally couldn't stand it anymore, she stood up from the dining table, "If you have something to say, just talk about it, why bother?"

Yu Nu sneered: "Hand over Ruan Siqiong, and I'll let him go."

"—Bold, are you bullying me that there is no one in Xiling?!"

The third senior sister was furious, and fired two chopsticks at the jade girl with lightning speed—swoosh!

The jade girl flicked her right hand and caught it safely, relaxed and comfortable

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"Small tricks!" She raised her nose towards the sky, "How can you be so vulgar and vulgar as to be by Ruan Siqiong's side?"

As if to show off her elegance and refinement, she tapped her toes and gently swept towards the air. Pianpian's posture made everyone gasp when they saw it—without an inch of body, completely jjj, as delicate and moving as a jade water lily! Absolute fairy!

Listening to the light bell on the jade girl's ankle, everyone looked intoxicated and watched her fly higher and higher...

Suddenly, everyone fell silent and lowered their heads thoughtfully.

Well, seeing the pitch-black soles of the jade girl, everyone made up their minds by coincidence—it is better to wear socks when going out in the future.

"Who is making trouble here?"

With an indifferent tone, someone came down from the upstairs, and it was so glamorous that it caught the attention of the audience.

"Like a dome!"

The jade girl was overjoyed, and threw herself at the person who came.

"Oh it's you."

Ruan Siqiong smiled slightly, avoided the fairy's embrace without a trace, and retreated to Senior Brother Bao's side.

"Si Qiong, I've been looking for you everywhere, and I finally found you!"

The jade girl didn't mind at all, but wept with joy, making her even more charming.

"Congratulations, getting what you want is a great thing in life."

Ruan Siqiong nodded, and turned to remove the cloth strip on Senior Brother Bao's face - he leaned closer to Senior Brother Bao's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Yeah, what's the name of this girl?"

The voice was not too loud, but it made Yunu's pretty face longer than the Great Wall.

"You, you actually forgot me!" Furious and ashamed, the jade girl stamped her little foot, and tears rolled out of her eyes.

Ruan Siqiong had quickly listened to Brother Bao's whisper, and seeing the beautiful woman weeping, he smiled softly, "Miss Nangong, I was only joking just now."

The jade girl suddenly burst into tears

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Cut, it's so coaxing.

Qing Qiao pursed her mouth, and out of the corner of her eye, she saw Senior Brother Bao quietly wiping off his sweat.

"Don't call him Nangong, call him Wuhen! They have worked so hard to find you..." Yu Nu twitched a few times, and rushed forward to grab his sleeve, but Ruan Siqiong flitted away again.

No hate... Qing Qiao suddenly thought of Aunt Ximen, and couldn't help but tremble all over.

"Miss Nangong isn't staying in Shenlong Pavilion, what are you doing in Central Plains?" He smiled and changed the topic.

"What's so good about Shenlong Pavilion? It's suffocating!" The jade girl began to stomp her feet habitually again, innocent and cute, "Of course it's the Central Plains. The Central Plains has everything, a lot of food, and a lot of beautiful men!"

"Pfft!" Someone in the corner spat out a mouthful of tea.

"Miss Nangong likes beautiful men, so why do you have to come to the Central Plains?" Ruan Siqiong was good-tempered, and continued to smile without changing his face, "In my opinion, your fiancé Shen You is a seed of infatuation. He has already found Xiling in order to chase you. coming."

Shenyou? Qing Qiao wondered why the name sounded so familiar.

"Really?" The jade girl was shocked, her hands arched on her chin, her big eyes flickered, and she assumed a classic pose that was necessary for purity.

"Why lie to you?" Ruan Siqiong and Ye Feiye sighed, "In order to find you, he pretended to be a peerless beauty and cast a net in Qingshui Town. I sent my disciples to investigate, but he was beheaded by his men with flames." Seriously injured!"

While speaking, his eyes glanced at Qing Qiao from afar.

Only then did Qing Qiao suddenly realize—oh, it turns out that Shen You is that damned masked flower picker! (See Chapter 36)

"This, this..." Yunu turned her head to the side in a little panic, "I don't know if your disciple is seriously injured? He also unintentionally hurt your disciple... What should I do?"

"Miss Nangong, don't worry, maybe you and this disciple are old friends." Ruan Siqiong twitched his lips and waved to Qingqiao, "Since ancient times, the four great masters in the Jianghu are the East and the West Gate, and the Nangong and Beitang. Miss Nangong, I will send this disciple It is said that they are the heirs of two great heroes, Dongfanghong and Ximen Bubai, since you are both from famous families, maybe you have met somewhere?"

After finishing speaking, he winked at Qingqiao, which contained infinite profound meaning.

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Qing Qiao's limbs froze immediately.

—Oh my mother! Making a fortune in the east, west, north and south, how come I didn't think of the compound surnames I like to use most in martial arts novels? This is great, the lie is about to be exposed!

I saw Yunu's eyes wide open, looking her up and down carefully, not letting go of a single pore.

A long time, really long time.

Until Gu Qingqiao felt that her hands and feet were cold and her breathing was short of breath and she was about to pass out, Yu Nu finally opened her lips slightly: "I have never seen her before, and I don't know her at all."

Boom!

Qing Qiao heard the sound of her heart falling to the bottom, clearly.

"—However, there is nothing strange." The voice of the jade girl continued to drift lazily, "The two great families of Ximen and Dongfang retired to the mountains and forests very early and no longer participated in the disputes between the rivers and lakes. It is normal that I don't know their descendants. .”

Only then did Qing Qiao let out a long breath, thinking please! Fairy, can you finish your sentence in one breath!

Ruan Siqiong seemed surprised, raised his eyebrows slightly, and gave Qing Qiao a vague smile again.

For some reason, looking at that charming face like a spring breeze, another strange face appeared in Qing Qiao's heart - the charming, bewitching, crazy, and sly smile in the legend~~

Ah, thunder! ! The evil thunder that even the three-pronged lightning rod above his head can't resist! !

She fled back to the room in a flash.

(About Xiemeilei: The author’s flower arrangement has only come out for a long time. This time, I am honored to invite the famous star Tielin Zhang to demonstrate it in person. Please be prepared before continuing)