The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 42: Dishes

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After trotting back to the room, Qing Qiao managed to restrain her beating little heart.

After seeing the hair oil of the senior sister, the soles of the feet of the fairy, and the charming smile of the uncle, she couldn't eat dinner anymore. Fortunately, this "Yuelai Inn", a national chain full-time chain, was very quiet, so he obediently climbed into bed, intending to take a good rest and heal his injuries along the way.

Before I lay down for a long time, I suddenly heard a gurgling sound in my stomach.

"Hey, look at this sound, it's like 110 calling an alarm."

Qing Qiao patted her belly and laughed, the objective existence of objects is always independent of human will.

So I had to get up, put on my coat, and go downstairs with a lamp to find food.

Eat too much.

When I went downstairs, I accidentally found a person sitting by the window of the hall.

He raised his head, turned his face to the side, raised his chin slightly, and looked out the window. The forehead is clear, the bridge of the nose is straight, and the hair is loose, like ink.

There was a faint candle flame behind the man, with a faint yellow glow, and the shadow lying on the ground was cut.

Looking at such a delicate profile, she was a little dazed for a moment, and she couldn't help slowing down her pace, for fear of alarming him.

"-hungry?"

But that person had already spotted her, turned his head, a pair of dark eyes were shining

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"Master, uncle."

Qing Qiao smiled wryly and walked forward while laughing: "It's so late, why don't you take a rest?"

There is no doubt that she is afraid of him - in Xiling, he is like a heavenly existence, calling the wind and rain, omnipotent. Such a character suddenly said that he wanted to help her. Who knows what kind of price is contained in this word of help

The Buddha said, don't be credible, don't be credible, and never trust people.

Ruan Siqiong nodded slightly, motioning for her to sit on the opposite stool.

She had no choice but to sit down nervously.

The window is not closed, there is a gap, and the wind is blowing from the back of the head.

"—I think someone must come down tonight to find something to eat, so Jiang Taigong is here to fish."

Ruan Siqiong half-closed his eyes and looked at her with a half-smile.

"Unexpectedly, I really caught a small cabbage."

"Hey..." Qing Qiao rubbed the back of her head, "To tell you the truth, my stomach is growling from hunger."

Ruan Siqiong pouted his chin slightly, drawing an arc of arrogance: "Look, what's on the table?"

Only then did Qing Qiao realize that there were several plates in front of her, which were covered by bowls, and the aroma of food was faintly emitted from the gaps.

"Thank you uncle!" She was overjoyed, opened the bowls one by one, picked up the chopsticks and began to eat.

The cloudy sky outside the window, the moon is cold and silent.

Halfway through the meal, Qing Qiao suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, so she couldn't help but stop and look up.

— Unexpectedly, Ruan Siqiong was also looking at her.

There seems to be something flowing in the bottom of his eyes, sometimes it is quiet, sometimes it is complicated, and it will be hard to distinguish for a while.

Qing Qiao was slightly taken aback.

Four eyes intertwined, half confused and half hesitant

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"Come here, let me touch it."

Ruan Siqiong spoke suddenly, breaking the eerie silence.

"Pfft—" Qing Qiao wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood.

Facing the beautiful woman's angry eyes, Ruan Siqiong seemed very calm.

"I mean, let me touch your wound—didn't you scream that it hurts?"

"Many, thank you, good, heart!" Qing Qiao burst out the words word by word from his teeth, his eyes were red, "I dare not forget, these injuries are bestowed by some expert!"

Ruan Siqiong raised the corners of his mouth in a funny way: "Xiaobaicai, you made fun of the senior sister of the first class, so I will arrange for the senior brother of the first class to punish you—this is called fairness, do you understand?"

"—I don't understand!" Resentment welled up in her throat, Qing Qiao put down the bowls and chopsticks with a "slap", her gaze was like a blade: "Why can those senior sisters bully me, and I can't play tricks back?! Hmph, you always like to put justice on the table. On the edge of my mouth, I ask you, how did you achieve fairness? You just talk but don’t do anything, I think it’s better to just call you 'Ruan Fair'!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he looked at the unpredictable and handsome face opposite, and immediately regretted it.

To her surprise, Ruan Siqiong was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled.

"Ruan Gonggong, that's a good name."

He leaned his elbows against the window sill, tilted his head slightly and half-closed his eyes, looking foolish.

"...I call you Xiaobaicai, and you call me Ruan Gonggong, that's not bad." He hooked the corner of his mouth, and a soothing wind passed between his eyebrows and eyes, "It's really fair."

Qing Qiao suddenly suspected that this Ruan Siqiong came from the Paranoid Sub-Center of the Abnormal Human Research Center.

"... I punished you because the smell of those rotten things not only affected a few female disciples, but also disturbed other people who were working together." Ruan Siqiong looked at her and explained slowly, "Revenge doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you get hurt. The relevant people are wrong."

Qing Qiao was surprised. Hearing what he said, she felt that she had indeed been ill-considered, so she couldn't help but bow her head.

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"Okay, it's also an unintentional mistake on your part, let's forget it this time... As for the group of female disciples who are in the same class, I will make my own arrangements later."

Seeing that the goal of education was achieved, Ruan Siqiong got up and walked upstairs: "It's not early, you eat slowly, I'm going up to rest."

Ai ai ai, I said this uncle, how can you just leave! Do you think you are Xu Zhimo, you don't take away a cloud when you are unrestrained

Qing Qiao became anxious, and whispered behind him: "Hey! What do you do with the things you promised to find for me?"

Ruan Siqiong didn't turn his head back, and waved his hand lightly: "I don't need to do it myself, as long as I let out the wind, someone will help us find it."

"Huh?" Qing Qiao was stunned when she heard it: "What's the wind?"

However, Ruan Siqiong ignored her and just paced and disappeared into the stairs.

"Really smart." Qing Qiao looked at his back and murmured to himself, "You know how to use a human flesh search engine so early!"

After eating, he wiped his mouth and returned to the room contentedly.

"The night wind gently blew away the candle smoke, the flowers flew in a mess, and the feelings of the people who held hands were already hurt..."

Occasionally, she also hums lyrical songs.

I don't remember many lyrics of this song "Half Face Makeup", but in recent months, a few words at the end of the song always echo in my mind.

—The characters of the world are really obsessed with lies, and she can no longer tell which is the truth.

—Snow in the hair, the autumn night is already cold, who is doing the half-face makeup for

Humming and humming, I suddenly felt cold all over, so I got up to close the window.

But the hand was suddenly grasped.

"For whom is Xiao Qiao secretly sad?"

Raise your hand to the window, slender and transparent, your thin lips rest next to your right cheek, and you can smell your breath.

Under the moonlight, a pair of peach blossom eyes are half charming and half clear, and there are no flowers in the house, but because of his arrival, the evening primrose spread all over the place.

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"Hurry up like a law!"

Qing Qiao jumped violently, avoiding the approaching person by at least three feet.

"Leilei is healthier!"

The visitor put his hands behind his back and smiled slightly.

"—It really is you!" Qing Qiao burst into tears, clutching the other party's skirt tightly, "Zizheng! Zizheng! Lu Zizheng!!"

The visitor not only shook his head and sighed, but also said sadly: "Thinking of the time when the capital admired the moon, you still called him Xiao~sweet~sweet~, but now that the newcomer is replacing the old one, you call him 'Lu Zizheng'?!"

Qing Qiao couldn't help but burst out: "How can there be any newcomers?"

"No?" Lu Zizheng squinted at her, and Gu Panliufei's lips and teeth were full of sweetness, "Ruan Siqiong, Lu Huahua, and a group of bald monks in the quiet temple, which one is not your newcomer?"

"Monk, you have to count too!" Qing Qiao laughed and punched him.

"Why don't you count?" Lu Zizheng's eyes were full of dark waves, both true and false, "I don't pay attention to any of the Xiling sect, but the bald donkeys of the quiet temple, I have to guard against it!"

Qing Qiao couldn't help laughing: "What's your reasoning?!"

Lu Zizheng drooped two rows of long eyelashes, and smiled vainly, "Of course I have my reasons."

"Forget it, don't talk about it!" Qing Qiao grabbed his hand directly, not wanting to pursue the meaning behind her words, "What news did you bring me? Where's my father? Where's Dongxi? Where's Ada? They're all fine. Are you all safe? Are you... still alive?"

The voice trembled slightly, urgent and tense.

Lu Zizheng just looked at her quietly, smiled and didn't answer.

"Please!" She was about to burst into tears.

"... Please." After a while, he finally spoke, only saying two words.

"Please, please, please!" Qing Qiao was in such a hurry to compromise that she barely knelt down for him.

"let me touch

. "Lu Zizheng stood still, with the wind blowing his long hair, cumin was independent.

"Touch and touch as you please!" Qing Qiao opened her arms openly and hugged her openly, as if Huang Jiguang was looking at death as if he was at home, blocking the bullet hole.

"Then, you have to do a striptease first, then go downstairs and run ten laps, shouting 'I love Monk Hua the most' while running, until I am satisfied."

Lu Zizheng still had a faint smile on his face, but the more he looked at it, the more rampant he became.

"Damn! My mother is angry!"

This time, Lu Qingqiao finally failed to hold back the anger in her bra, and all of them erupted with a bang.

"I don't care if I love the monk or not! Are you a flower or a monk? And 'I love the flower monk the most'! I'm bah~~~~ Despicable! Shameless! Nasty! A birdman!!"

Lu Zizheng was not angry either, but just concluded contemptuously to her, concisely: "You, no birdman."

"I ooxx you uncle!" Qing Qiao jumped up all of a sudden, "You want to piss off me, grandma!"

"Die slowly, maybe I will remember to help my aunt collect your body." Lu Zizheng took the time to put his hands together and curled up his lips, "By the way, my uncle has been dead for many years and is now wandering around. Be careful that he will come here every night if he hears it." Seeking you for company, if you have the organ..."

"Lu-zi-zheng-"

With a mighty roar that shook the mountain, it shook the heavens and the earth.

Lu Qingqiao's eyes were red and bloodshot, and he was completely on the verge of collapse—God! Why does this peacock man like to torture her and rape her in different ways every time, it's so perverted!

"Don't be angry."

In the next second, he was pulled into a firm embrace by a hand.

"I haven't seen you for so long, I just miss it, I miss it very much." Lu Zizheng stroked her trembling (completely angry) hair very gently.

Qing Qiao was stunned, and there was a hint of warmth in her heart quietly rippling

.

"—I miss you so much that I can't laugh or cry, I miss you daring to be angry with me... Ah, that face that bears the burden of humiliation is so funny..."

Qing Qiao twitched and curled up in his arms with humiliation, her five fingers tightly kneaded into a ball, ready to knock him unconscious before the next more outrageous words came out.

The fist quietly climbed into the air, but Lu Zizheng didn't know which muscle was wrong, and suddenly pushed her away with a scolding face: "I asked you, it's been so long since I haven't seen you, why didn't you ask me how I was doing first?!"

yeah? Qing Qiao was stunned, which play was this singing

"It's fine with your father... Dongxi, I can barely bear it..." Lu Zizheng complained with a serious face, and his tone was unprecedentedly serious, "Why is Ada even ranked ahead of me?! I am so disappointed Already!"

Oops.

A rumbling lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating the sluggish bitter face on the ground.

In an instant, Qing Qiao felt that she had turned into a lump of slime, which was soft.

—It’s too thunderous, it’s too thunderous! I said the author, even if he graduated from TV University, he can't stand your thunder! Wow~~~~

"Scared?" Lu Zizheng patted her face, "Are you afraid of lightning?"

"Me? What I'm afraid of is her husband..." Qing Qiao was about to turn around weakly, "What about my father and the others, should you tell me or not? If you don't tell me, I'll go to bed..." I really can't stand such a sudden "Ray" You didn't negotiate."

"Stingy!" Lu Zizheng pulled her back with a playful smile, "Your father is fine now, although he was invited by the Ministry of Criminal Justice to drink tea, he came out quite healthy..."

"—Department of punishment?!" Qing Qiao screamed and grabbed his arm, "They really tortured my father?!"

"...It's just some small tricks, very slight." Lu Zizheng frowned in pain, but in the end he just waved his hands, "Your father was rescued by dignitaries within less than half an hour after entering, so he shouldn't have suffered."

"That, that shouldn't be..." Qing Qiao's voice gradually lowered, with a part of regret, "I caused him..."

Lu Zizheng sized her up and teased with a smile: "A girl with a heart like an ocean, how can her eyes be so short-sighted?"

"Although I have a dream, I don't want to hurt anyone

! Qing Qiao covered her face with her hands, very depressed.

Lu Zizheng was slightly stunned, then reached out to hug her, patted her on the back and said: "You didn't harm anyone, your father, Dongxi, and Ada are all doing well. The Shangshufu released the news, It is said that you were seriously ill and went to another place to recuperate, so the marriage with that prince was put on hold... In short, everything in the capital is normal." Except for a bunch of overjoyed and ecstatic Huaichun wives.

"Really?" Qing Qiao raised her face happily, her big eyes moved, "You swear you didn't lie to me?"

"I swear." Lu Zizheng smiled calmly, "No deception."

—It’s true that I didn’t deceive you, I just concealed something.

For example, Gu Shangshu proposed to cancel the engagement, but Prince Duan refused to do so.

Thinking of this, he smiled playfully.

"That's good, this is good." Qing Qiao patted her chest and let out a long breath, "I can finally rest assured."

As he spoke, he was about to fall down.

"Hey, you haven't told me why Ada is ahead of me!" Lu Zizheng quickly reached out to grab her.

"Do you even need to ask?" Qing Qiao yawned loudly, and sat down on the bed, "The wine and meat have been eaten through the intestines, and Ada kept it in his heart—I ate boiled vegetables in Xiling every day. Do you think I can't miss him and him?" The braised pork?!"

"I see." Lu Zizheng smiled, and sat down beside the bed, "Since life is so hard, why do you still come to the Xiling School?"

"Do you think I want to?! If it wasn't for..." Qing Qiao mumbled a few words, then shut up suddenly.

"What if it's not because of something?" Lu Zizheng leaned over to her ear, blowing the fragrance, persuasively.

"Because... because..." Qing Qiao hesitated for a while, then suddenly raised her hands and shouted, "I love Monk Hua the most!"

Lu Zizheng was angry and funny.

After a while, he patted her on the shoulder: "Why don't you ask about his situation?"

"Him? Which him?" Qing Qiao turned over impatiently, facing the wall

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"Which one?" Lu Zizheng laughed out loud, "You still want to play dumb? Which one do you think it is?"

"There are so many of them, how do I know which one it is?" Qing Qiao rolled her eyes with a stubborn mouth.

"Of course it's the one you have a marriage contract with." Lu Zizheng smiled darkly.

"I don't want to know about him." Qing Qiao covered her ears and closed her eyes.

— Do you not want to know, or are you afraid of knowing

Lu Zizheng raised the corners of his mouth, looked at her face, and said to himself: "This is terrible for him. Now that he has gathered all the black-clothed guards, the whole country is frantically looking for you, and even went to the Western Regions..."

"Humph!"

"Hey, what are you humming? Could it be that you are not moved?"

"Funny, you don't allow me to hum, do you still want me?!"

"... I won't argue with you. Tell me, if he cries and kowtows in front of you, and then takes you back in a sedan chair, will you follow him?"

"what!"

Alas, it's been another long, sleepless night.

The handsome boy was gossiping and gossiping by his side, and the girl looked up at the sky and counted the illusory braised pork.

One bowl, two bowls, three bowls...

In all fairness, this is the happiest night for Gu Qingqiao since he came to Xiling—the long-awaited news finally came, his father is still in office, his family and friends are safe, everything is going so smoothly, what is there to be dissatisfied with

But she forgot that once something reaches its peak, it will always go downhill.

Like a parabola.