The shopkeeper of the Hunshuizhuang branch of the "Pleasure Inn", a large chain group in all time and space, suffered from insomnia again tonight.
Shopkeeper Liao is a stranger, and he has been in Hunshuizhuang for more than ten years. Because of his diligence and love of thinking, he has finally transformed from a barefoot boy back then into the current branch shopkeeper.
That night, he looked outside the brightly lit house and bustling with people, and began to fall into thinking again.
He remembered a long time ago when he came here with a dream to start a business.
"—Xiao Liao, you can open a shop, but you must be prepared to be hit." The big boss told him, "Do you know how many Yuelai Inns have been destroyed in ancient and modern times? Alas, since my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's Grandpa... Ever since that generation, Yuelai Inn has experienced countless disputes, either being burned or pushed down, so we have to keep opening branches, and then opening branches, so as not to cease to exist... "
The boss's voice sounded very sad and angry.
"—However, in the inn, you can see a lot of unimaginable martial arts, enjoy a lot of wonderful fights, and watch a lot of dark and cruel intrigues... In short, except for a homeless shelter called 'Bao Temple', there is no better than Yuelai in the world. The inn is more exciting, this is why our inn is famous... "
And a little complacent.
"—What, are you curious about the 'broken temple'? Cough cough, the 'broken temple'... Usually it's a place where male and female heroes barbecue, hang clothes, and make love by the way... Oh, don't be surprised
! Do you know how many legendary heroes were conceived and born in the precarious 'broken temple'? ! "
Just as he was meditating, he suddenly heard the rumble of horseshoes. It turned out that the officers and soldiers had arrived, and the inside and outside of the inn were as noisy as daytime.
"This sub-inn has been quiet for so many years, and finally failed to escape the curse of 'Yuelai Inn'."
Shopkeeper Liao looked out of the window again, sighed and shook his head.
The death conditions of the two corpses tonight are very horrific, presumably there must be a very dark and gloomy scene. He sincerely prayed that this storm would pass quickly.
Just as he was about to continue to think deeply, he suddenly heard bursts of strange laughter coming from above his head.
hehe
hey hey hey
Alive
he he he he he…
"—Who, who is playing tricks here!"
Shopkeeper Liao had more or less seen the world, and under the shock and horror, he still remembered trembling with the abacus in his hand and looking up.
However, he regretted this hope very much.
This look made him see a face that he would never forget even if he went to the underworld.
Something cold and slender wrapped around his neck, and he heard the sound of blood vessels bursting.
Crash, clatter, probably the sound of blood flowing out.
At the moment before he fell down, he suddenly thought about another question very melancholy——
"Why is it always me who gets hurt?"
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Gu Qingqiao sat blankly in the lobby of the inn, her hands and feet were cold.
All the residents were driven here. The yamen attaches great importance to the "Hannibal" case and refuses to let go of any opportunity for interrogation
.
One after another Xiling disciples were searched and then released. Gu Qingqiao could only be ranked last because of his low status and weak martial arts.
During the long wait, she raised her head and saw Wuhen Jade Girl not far away was sobbing surrounded by the crowd, her frail figure made her even more pitiful.
Beside her is Ruan Siqiong with a gentle and caring face.
"—Don't be afraid, don't cry, I'm here with you."
She thought he must be talking to Yunu like this, considerate and gentleman, totally different from the usual weird uncle.
A certain place in the bottom of my heart suddenly felt a little sore.
She also wished that someone could treat her like this.
In this long and remote time and space, who can say to her—"Don't be afraid, I'm here to accompany you?"
Finally it was her turn to be interrogated. The officers and soldiers asked a few questions first, and then confirmed the confession of the third senior sister, nodded in satisfaction, and prepared to let her go.
Before going out, someone stopped him suddenly: "Gan Xiaoqiao, come here."
Looking back, it turned out to be Ruan Siqiong, who was standing beside the jade girl in blue clothes, waving at her.
As the night wind blew past, the two stunningly beautiful clothes fluttered, so chic, like a match made in heaven.
"What's Master's order?" She lowered her eyebrows and lowered her head, respectfully.
"I will send my disciples to go out tonight to track down the whereabouts of the murderer. Since you have no martial arts, you should stay here to keep watch."
Ruan Siqiong's face was calm and clear.
"—Is there any mistake!" Qing Qiao stared wide-eyed, and quickly raised her head, "You actually asked me to watch the spirit?"
"Why, you question my arrangement?" Ruan Siqiong raised his eyebrows, and there was a hint of impatience in his black pupils, which was fleeting.
"... I don't dare." Qing Qiao bit her lip and lowered her head, "I'm just afraid that I don't have the ability to protect the bodies of my senior sisters and brothers..."
"If you are told to go, you can go, where is there so much nonsense
! "
Ruan Siqiong abruptly interrupted her, saying without hesitation, "Don't make excuses, just go!"
The nails were deeply embedded in the flesh, Qing Qiao took a deep breath, raised her head and smiled: "... I would like to obey the teacher's order."
After going out, she walked lightly towards the mourning hall.
Can't cry, can't cry, I still need him to find Si Ling, I still need to please him...
She just walked in a trance like this, thinking as she walked: The author of this story is really perverted! Under normal circumstances, there are dangers in Xiaobaiwen, isn't it a good time for a beautiful man to throw himself into his arms to establish a stalwart image and establish a heroic status in the heroine's heart? It's good for me, Gu Qingqiao, the beautiful man's embrace has not yet warmed up, but I ended up guarding the corpse...
Author, you are so against the tradition, trying to subvert the classics, ah! What kind of spirit is this~~~~~~~~~~~~~ disease!
The simple mourning hall was set up in the firewood room next to the inn. When Gu Qingqiao walked in, the hall was empty except for two coffins.
"No way, just me?!"
She immediately took three steps back, her hair standing on end like a peacock spreading its tail.
Looking around at least five times, she finally recognized this cruel reality, and couldn't help jumping up and scolding: "Ruan Siqiong, you old pervert, I curse you for having a daughter in the future and not having a jjj having a son and not having a baby** The whole family will not live to be thirty!"
After cursing, the mourning hall returned to silence, deathly silence.
hiss—hiss—
Gradually, she could hear the sound of the wind blowing.
Clang, clang.
Something began to shake above the mourning hall.
"Master, Senior Brother, Senior Sister, don't get excited, I, I, and I have no intention of committing crimes!" Her scalp was numb, and she couldn't help stammering, "I love Xiling and the people so much! I firmly support Zhang Sifeng's leadership, Closely unite around the Xiling faction with Ruan Siqiong as the core, and will definitely promote the various undertakings of the faction
! Brother, please rest assured, please rest assured, sister! "
Clang, clang.
The thing above the mourning hall was still shaking and making soft noises.
"Brothers and sisters, please, don't scare me." She was about to cry, "Can I read poems to you? Famous masters!"
"—O sea, it's all water! Crabs, eight legs!"
"—The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground, the Chinese people are really uplifting, and they will work together to cross the century, and there will be nothing wrong with a flood!"
"—I absolutely cannot tolerate /those/in public places/toilets/after defecating/without flushing/urinals/!"
Clang, clang.
The thing above the mourning hall continued to shake, and the sound became louder and louder.
"Even the pear blossom body has come out, are you still not satisfied?" Qing Qiao covered her face with her sleeves and sobbed softly, wiping her nipples that she didn't know whether it was sweat or tears.
"Crack!"
It was too late and then it was too late, a loud noise suddenly erupted above the two coffins, and white smoke quickly scattered in all directions.
"Help!" Qing Qiao screamed and jumped up, looking like she was out of her wits, "110, where is 110?! It hit the twin towers of the World Trade Center!"
Suddenly a big hand stretched out and held her firmly.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here with you."
She was taken aback and couldn't help but shed tears.
Since she said goodbye to Gu Shangshu, she hadn't heard such a warm voice like the sound of nature for a long time.
"... Brother!"
She turned her head and flew into the person's arms—in such a harsh and dangerous environment, only you, brother, still remember me. It seems that steamed stuffed buns are worthy of being a snack that all Chinese people want to see—Zu is true!
"—What are you crying about? What's there to cry about?!"
The person on the other side pushed her away with disgust on his face: "No prospect, how did Wang Tianshan teach? He was so frightened by two coffins."
! "
Qing Qiao was at a loss for words, so she had no choice but to back away while wiping her tears, feeling very resentful in her heart.
—I said Brother Baozi, you are too real, you don’t understand love and beauty at all...
Bao Quancai ignored her and walked straight to the middle of the coffin.
"Yo, is that what makes you cry and scream?"
He bent down, picked up a black object from the ground, and threw it into the corner.
"Snapped!"
Qing Qiao took a closer look and found that it was a broken piece of wood.
"This firewood house has been in disrepair for a long time, and a beam fell down just now."
Bao Quancai stared at her while clapping his hands, his tone was absolutely sneering: "Look at your virtue just now, it would be embarrassing to say it!"
Qing Qiao pouted, but had nothing to refute, so she could only hang her head angrily.
"Hmph! If it wasn't for my uncle's orders, I really don't want to come to this ghostly place to guard the spirit!"
Senior Brother Bao swaggered over to the firewood pile and sat down, and began to speak offensive words.
"...All the disciples are out to catch the murderer, and I am the only one left here to guard the two corpses and take care of a little girl who is dying... I'm so fucking breathless!"
Qing Qiao didn't dare to speak back, so she could only sit on the floor with him.
After thinking about it, he shamelessly moved his butt towards his senior brother by thirty centimeters.
Another thirty centimeters...
Another thirty centimeters...
—In any case, life-saving is the most important thing.
Senior Brother Bao finally got tired of cursing, closed his mouth, closed his eyes slightly, and seemed ready to rest.
Qing Qiao curled her body into a ball, tried her best to open her eyes wide, and paid close attention to the movement around her.
.
Time flows slowly like this, flows past...
hehe
Hey hey...
Inexplicable laughter suddenly sounded in the mourning hall.
"Master, brother."
Qing Qiao's face suddenly turned pale.
"... Listen, what is this sound?"
She poked Bao Quancai's left pectoralis major.
"—What sound can there be?!"
Without raising his eyelids, Bao Quancai knocked off her slender fingers, "Suspicion! Besides the wind, where is there any other sound?!"
live alive...
"There is really, really sound..."
Qing Qiao had a mournful face, her mouth was bitten purple.
"Have it?"
Bao Quancai sat up suspiciously: "My martial arts is so advanced that I didn't hear it, but you little bastard can hear it?"
he he he he he…
The voice became louder and louder, Qing Qiao gritted her teeth, turned around and crawled towards the opposite side: "Senior brother, let me tell you gently..."
At this moment, something suddenly floated past outside the mourning hall, and soon disappeared.
Qing Qiao witnessed everything that happened from the beginning to the end, and immediately stood there in a daze, unable to speak for a long time.
"Why, what did you see?"
Senior Brother Bao couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw how her eyes were about to go out of frame.
"..."
After a long while, Qing Qiao was still in a sluggish state.
.
"What did you see, did you tell me?!" Senior Brother Bao became anxious.
Qing Qiao threw him a meaningless look, looked away, and began to hum a song in a daze:
"Wu... Wu Liuliu black eyes, pale smiling face... ah... I will never forget that change in appearance..."
"Hey, what are you singing about!"
Senior Brother Bao couldn't bear it any longer, he frowned and shook her vigorously: "Gan Xiaoqiao, are you scared out of your wits?!"
With this shake, Gu Qingqiao finally came back to her senses. She looked away and cried out to her senior brother, "...brain, brain, head!"
"Senior Brother Bao, I saw Shopkeeper Liao's head floating in the air! There is no body, only the head!"
"What? You're blind!" Brother Bao was frightened by her crying and took half a step back, goosebumps popped out.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. it's a white flower, still laughing, so penetrating..." qing qiao cried and gestured, snot and tears flying together, saliva and cold sweat dancing together.
Seeing that she was so frightened, Bao Quan couldn't help frowning, could it be...
he he he he he…
Hahahahahaha...
The weird laughter rang out for the fourth time, much louder than the previous three times, and more mournful and melancholy.
So Bao Quancai was also stunned.
"Here we come, here we come again!" Qing Qiao screamed and hid behind her senior brother, muttering to herself: "Good people are rewarded with rewards, and good people are rewarded with rewards... Namo Amituo Buddha, Namo Amituo Buddha …”
"... Humph!" Bao Quancai was worthy of being a great disciple, and he came back to his senses in less than half a second, with a cold smile on the corner of his mouth: "It seems that it's time to clean up my earwax!"
He pushed Qing Qiao outward, stood facing the wind, looked around, and acted like a salted egg superman with high spirits:
"—Where is the evildoer, pretending to be a ghost here?"
The laughter stopped abruptly, but no one answered
.
"—If you are a hero, report your name, and Xilingbao is waiting for your advice!"
Senior Brother Bao shouted to the sky again, and at the same time kicked Qing Qiao who was on the ground, signaling her to speak.
Qing Qiao shrank her body and refused to speak,
It was quiet all around, and there was still no echo.
"Ouch!" After being kicked by Senior Brother Bao again, Qing Qiao reluctantly raised her head, and began to greet tremblingly:
"W-Where are you from? My friend..."
Bao Quancai was furious when he heard the words, lifted her up, and reprimanded her in a low voice:
"Have you ever asked such a question! Be imposing! Do you understand imposing?!"
Qing Qiao blushed from the pain of his two kicks and scratches, and couldn't help being angry—is there anyone who takes care of her junior sister like this
With nowhere to vent her anger, she simply stood up straight, with her hips on her hips, and shouted to the sky: "Funny friend, what's your-mother-your-surname?!"
Plop!
Suddenly there was the sound of something staggering from the roof.
Bao Quancai's eyes lit up, and he flew upwards on tiptoe.
However, before he could get close to the beam, a black hidden weapon suddenly attacked him from outside the door, whoosh!
Bao Quancai's reaction was so alert, he stepped back sideways, easily dodged the attack, and landed right in the middle of the two coffins.
not good! Bao Quancai frowned secretly, but the mysterious man had expected him to be in such a dilemma, and immediately seized the opportunity to continuously shoot hidden weapons at him.
— Whoosh, whoosh!
The hidden weapon came whistling with the cold wind, trying to kill people.
In desperation, Bao Quancai jumped onto the coffin with his hands supported, and began to dance his legs vigorously, repelling the hidden weapon with his feet
!
"—Ooooh! Thomas spins!"
Qing Qiao was shocked by the scene before her.
Except for Sammo Hung, she has never seen such a vigorous fat man in her life! The wonderful fighting scene made her forget her fear and loneliness, and began to applaud her senior with all her heart: "Oh, oh, gymnastics champion! One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four... turn around and do it again !"
Bao Quancai was tired of dealing with hidden weapons, and when she yelled at her like this, he just remembered that there was a junior sister Bai Cai beside him.
"Don't use your unique skills to help!" He yelled at her, his face pale and angry.
Trick? What trick
After being reminded by him, Qing Qiao finally remembered that it was still a life-threatening moment.
"Unscrupulous gangsters, watch my secret trick!" She shouted aggressively, "—kappa back to back!"
Before she finished speaking, she quickly found a corner and started "back to back" with a bundle of firewood.
"Gan, Xiao, Joe!"
When Bao Quancai saw that she was trying to protect herself wisely, her eyes began to shoot fire.
Putting his anger into action, he swayed his toes, and immediately a hidden weapon changed its angle and flew straight towards Qing Qiao.
"—puma Puma!"
Qing Qiao quickly pounced on the woodpile, acting like a vigorous female leopard, and forcibly escaped the catastrophe.
call~~~
She wiped off her sweat and let out a long sigh of relief—fortunately, Miss Caiben was quick enough to respond.
Bao Quancai felt that he was about to collapse, so he tried his best to roll away, disregarding the concealed weapon, Yaozi turned over and jumped in front of Qing Qiao.
"-What did you say?!"
He gritted his teeth and grabbed Qing Qiao's skirt, his face flushed and his facial features distorted: "How dare you insult my martial arts?! Tell me—what is a mop spin?!"