The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 46: Extra Welcome to Wumen for half an hour

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Good evening, viewers, and welcome to Wumen for half an hour. I am the host of Yingzhao. First, let me introduce the main content of this program to you.

The Internet writer Zhao Zhao recently suddenly lost his mind and was sent to Anding Hospital for treatment. The attending physician Zhong Leishan expressed regret that because the patient was struck by lightning too many times, he may not be able to resume creation again.

According to Dr. Zhong Leishan, this is the first case in my country where the whole body was struck by lightning but only the nerve center was injured. It is extremely precious and rare. The hospital has organized an expert team to conduct clinical research on this.

Please see the details below.

The well-known film director Zhao Ying said that he compared Zhao Zhao's close-up work "Are You Thundering Today?" "I am very interested in it. I have spent a lot of money to buy the copyright of the novel, and I am planning to introduce a large investment from Hollywood to produce it. The main cast is expected to include Cheng Lei, an internationally renowned movie star, Xu Jinglei, a young girl, and Fan Leilei, a popular idol.

The latest news from our station, the masterpiece "Are You Thundering Today?" "A piece has been confirmed to enter the Gale Film Festival in the next section. Director and producer Zhao Ying expressed with confidence that "Today" will definitely win the "Golden Ray Award", the highest symbol in the film industry. At the briefing, when a reporter asked the director whether he had considered the possibility of being disappointed because he boasted prematurely, the director suddenly became furious: This child has not yet been born, how can you curse it like this? !

The latest news from our station, "Are You Shocked Today?" "One piece will be joined by overseas fresh blood. In addition to the original local lineup, well-known Hollywood action star Shi Dalong said through an agent that he will make a guest appearance. At the press conference, Mr. Shi Dalong said excitedly that it was rare to come across a movie related to his famous work "The Flash", so he immediately agreed to perform on the day he received the script.

The most up-to-date news on this station, the much-watched blockbuster "Are You Shocked Today?" ", has officially changed its name to "Crazy Thunder vs. Lightning Mother". According to the guide, this is to prepare for entering the US market in the future. According to another source, the Korean copyright of the film "Today" has been sold. According to the request of the Korean side, the film was renamed "We Invented Thunder!" "; At the same time, the Japanese copyright is also under negotiation. It is expected that after the negotiation, the film will be renamed "One Liter of Thunder".

Next is the commercial time, the host Yingzhao was almost out of breath by the thunder, he has to rest for 30 seconds, see you later...

(A 30-second commercial break, 500 words are omitted here)

Welcome back, audiences, next is the half-hour session of the Meridian Gate "Experimental Team"

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Every time we come to this link, we will invite famous astrologers to predict this week's horoscope for us. This time we are very honored to invite Mr. Kong Kong, a visiting professor of the Department of Landmines at Halle University.

Photo: Hello, Master Kongkong.

Kongkong: Hello, host.

Photo: Master Kong Kong, recently there is a saying in the society that you have accurately predicted the birth of Nezha several years ago. Is it true

Kong Kong (smiling): That's true. If the audience doesn't believe it, they can call the Tota Li Tianwang hotline for consultation.

Yingzhao (flattering): Wow, master, you are amazing! Can you elaborate on the situation at that time

Kongkong (Nianxu): Well, it’s actually a very old story... As the saying goes, heroes don’t mention bravery back then... However, in order not to disappoint the audience’s love, I’d better recall it...

It is said that back then, the old monk was rubbing hemp with the Taishang Laojun in the meditation room, when suddenly Li Jing rushed in from the door in a hurry, yelling that his wife was pregnant with a child, and begged the Taishang Laojun to give her a name.

Hey, how old is Taishang Laojun? The ears are deaf and the eyes are blurry. At that time, he was engrossed in waiting for a four cylinder, and after groping for a long time, he found a chicken that the old monk had been waiting for for a long time. He threw the cards away angrily, blew his beard and stared at the old monk, and said, "Take it!" !"

Li Jing was overjoyed when he heard it, guessing that this was the name given by the old gentleman, and immediately kowtowed to thank him. The old man reckoned that this person was too excited at the time, and didn't understand the specific two words, so he had to turn around and choose two words with similar sounds, calling the child "Nezha".

Uh, that's another story. It is said that at that time Xiao Lizi knelt down again and begged Laojun to give him a word for his baby, saying that his wife had been pregnant for a long time and hadn't given birth. This time there might be danger, and I hope Laojun will bless him. At that time, the old man was happy to win money, but he felt very unlucky to be tossed by him like this, so he couldn't help but yelled: "Sheng, sang, sang! Give your mother a ball!"

Xiao Lizi ran away in a rage! Alas, I also regretted it a bit. At that time, I was young and frivolous... Who would have thought that the next day, all the people in Li's mansion would come to worship me with drums and gongs, guess what? Mrs. Li really gave birth to a meat ball... Unexpected, unexpected... I have been in the monastery for many years, and I have never seen such a strange thing...

Yingzhao (interrupted hastily): Ai ai ai, master, you see we are running out of time, why don't you predict the horoscope for this week first

Kongkong (slightly dissatisfied): Well, the old man will reluctantly predict—

Aries: This week's health index, 50%, means that you may or may not be sick;

Work index, 51%; it shows that your work may or may not be smooth;

Love index, 52%; that is to say, your relationship may or may not be sweet;

The most likely place to have an affair this week: Shangqing Temple

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So, as an Aries, please don't stay at home on weekends, go out and go to Shangqing Temple to burn incense, handsome men and beautiful women are calling for you!

Taurus: This week's health index, 52%, means that you may not be sick, or you may be sick;

Work index, 51%; it shows that your work may not go well, or it may go well;

Love index, 50%; that is to say, your relationship may not be sweet, or it may be sweet;

The most likely place to have an affair this week: Shangqing Temple.

So, as a Taurus, please don’t stay at home on weekends, go out and donate to Shangqing Temple, beautiful girls and handsome guys are calling for you!

Alright, that's all for the horoscope section. Next, I will explain to you how I predicted the birthplace of the lightning rod...

Yingzhao (breaking into a cold sweat, hastily interrupted): Thank you, Master! Farewell Master! (Wiping sweat) Thank you for watching Kai Lei Appraisal Team, our next guest will be the famous Mr. Lei Zhenzi.

The upcoming broadcast is the ace unit of this program, "Widden Gate Small Theater". You are welcome to lock the channel and continue watching.

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