The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 53: Dishes meet

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"I have a dream."

"Despite facing this difficult and hopeless time, I still have a dream. This dream is deeply rooted in the dream of the strong."

"I hope that one day, I can have a body as tall as Optimus Prime, a hand like Superman, and an IQ like Jerry the Mouse! Wherever I pass, all the valleys will be filled, big and small. The hills shall be made low, the rough places shall be made level, and the rough places shall be made plains!"

"Ah! The glory of the Almighty Mistress will surely appear, and all flesh and blood will see it together!"

"I have a dream, just today!

"Let the voice of the strong sound from the majestic small archway of Hunshuizhuang, let us stand in the center of Xiling and call for love

! "

(Author's Note: The above is a passionate speech from the bottom of Ms. Gu Qingqiao's heart. Please forgive me, the great Martin Luther King Jr., burst into tears~~)

"... You said, you want to become a martial arts master?"

Ruan Siqiong looked at the green-clothed girl in front of him with a half-smile.

"Yes, you can definitely help me, can't you?"

Qing Qiao clung to Ruan Siqiong's hand tightly, as if grabbing a life-saving straw.

— A top expert like him must have a way! Isn't it all written in the novel? You can pass on your lifetime skills, you can bestow martial arts secrets, and at worst, you can jump off a cliff, and from then on, you will get through the two veins of Ren and Du, and then wait for a certain hermit to give you an elixir, expel toxins easily, and quickly achieve peerless magic skills!

"...It is indeed possible." Ruan Siqiong looked her up and down, his pretty brows slightly frowned, "But all of these need foundation..."

"I have the foundation!" Qing Qiao hurriedly pressed it under his eyelids, "Look at me, look at me carefully! Am I not a martial arts prodigy with strange bones?!" She let go Ruan Siqiong circled lightly like a butterfly: "Hero, leave the task of maintaining world peace to me!"

Ruan Siqiong laughed and shook his head: "What foundation do you have? You don't have any internal strength, and you can't put on airs. You haven't received any training at all, and it's too late to learn..."

"Who says I haven't learned it!" Qing Qiao retorted not to be outdone, "Although I haven't practiced inner strength and mental skills, I have learned one or two sets of kung fu for physical fitness. Don't look down on people like this!"

"Oh? Shi, let me have a look?" Ruan Siqiong raised his eyebrows without moving his expression.

Qing Qiao hesitated for a moment, but stood still.

"Why do you have to be quick with your tongue?" Ruan Siqiong smiled knowingly.

"Does it mean that you will teach me martial arts as long as I perform it?" Qing Qiao glanced at him quickly.

"Let's see first, if there is still rescue, then of course we will." Ruan Siqiong never leaked his words.

"Then... I did it, please don't laugh at me." Qing Qiao lowered her head, her voice muffled.

"You do what you can, I won't be demanding

. "Ruan Siqiong patted her head gently.

Qing Qiao got out of the carriage and walked to the flat ground, taking a deep breath.

Ruan Siqiong followed behind.

"—Start doing it now, the seventh set of radio gymnastics!"

I saw her yelling into the air: "The first group, stretching exercises, get ready!"

"One, two, three, four! Five, six, seven, eight! Two, two, three, four! Five, six, seven, eight..."

She shouted the beat while doing the exercises, her face was expressionless, as serious as she was when she was welcoming the leaders of the Education Committee for acceptance in her childhood.

"... limb movement!"

"... chest expansion exercise!"

"... Kicking!"

"... sideways movement!"

"... body turning exercise!"

"...waist movement!"

"...abdominal and back exercises!"

"... Leap Motion!"

When she finished the last set of "cleaning exercises", she seemed to have returned to the lively and lively campus, healthy and comfortable.

Just looking back, Ruan Siqiong's whole body showed a petrified, weathered and dull state...

"... Hehe, is this set of kung fu good?" She walked quickly to Ruan Siqiong, wiping her sweat and smiling flatteringly, "Look, I still have a little foundation, don't I?"

Hmph, this set of radio exercises was approved by the National Sports Commission in the early 1990s. She has been doing it for twelve years, and she is absolutely amazing!

"... You, have you learned other kung fu?" Ruan Siqiong seemed to have been hit hard, and his figure was shaking a little.

"Ah, yes..." Qing Qiao saw that his complexion was not good, and his voice was a little weak, "There is also an eye exercise, which mainly massages the acupoints of the eyes...for the revolution, to protect eyesight..."

"enough

! "Ruan Siqiong interrupted her violently, with a gloomy face, "Let me think about teaching you martial arts. "

After saying that, he walked away.

Qing Qiao stood there blankly, looking at Ruan Siqiong's leaving back.

— Alas, with such an author on the booth, the path of the omnipotent heroine is really not easy.

but! anyway! I, Gu Qingqiao, must punish rape and eliminate evil, and avenge Senior Brother Bao!

She looked up at the sky, with the tails of her eyes raised at forty-five degrees, and the corners of her mouth twitched like evil spirits—

Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the way of heaven is reincarnation!

If you don't believe me, look up, who will the heavens spare! Who! Who! Who... (echo five times)

(The author's flower arrangement: Heed the call of the church members, the leader came late-hmph, the heavens are here, who dares to make mistakes?!)

———————Shoehorn can also be very handsome! Dividing line——————

noon.

Jiang Shixuan, the first restaurant in Hunshuizhuang.

"What? There's no place on the second floor?!" Ou Qi, the second son of the owner of Muddy Water Villa, was viciously grabbing the skirt of the waiter's clothes, "Don't you have eyes? How dare you say this to me, young master? !"

"Master Ou, please forgive me..." Xiaoer's face was dumb and wrinkled, "This time, Bao Yajian is a distinguished guest... I heard from the owner of the old Longmen Inn that the shot is a thousand taels of gold, and all the attendants are strong in martial arts. Be careful with the service…”

Ozzie glanced at the luxurious carriage in front of the inn, his facial expression froze for a moment.

—Hmph, I can't pinch a stone, can't I pinch a persimmon

So the five senses were integrated again, and the fierce and ferocious appearance appeared again: "Isn't there still a place by the window? That's not a private room, so it's also taken over?"

"... It's not that I've been covered, but someone has already sat down..." The little second boy was frail and couldn't bear the fright, and couldn't help trembling all over

.

"Hmph! Why don't you chase him away!" Ou Qi walked upstairs without saying a word, "I want to see who dares to compete with me!"

"—Little Hades Ouqi is here! Anyone who eats by the window on the second floor, get the hell out of here!"

When he came to the second floor, he yelled, jumped a foot high, and landed on the floor with a bang.

There was thunder on the ground, but in a short while, all the guests slipped away, leaving only a man and a woman in the innermost place.

The man was dressed in a blue robe and slowly drank tea with his back turned to him.

The girl was dressed in emerald green clothes, she was so focused on the food that she didn't notice his existence at all.

—These two strangers!

Ou Qi's heart was filled with wildfire, he strode towards them, and shouted: "Xiao~Yan~Wang~ Ouqi is coming, let the idlers leave quickly!"

The girl was holding a piece of crystal meat skin to her mouth, she was so frightened by him, her hands trembled and the meat fell off, she couldn't help showing annoyance.

"... Hello, Lord Yama."

Sighing, she turned her face to Ou Qi and smiled innocently: "I am Guan Yin."

Then he pointed to the silent man on the opposite side: "This is the Jade Emperor."

The man was startled, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and then he turned his head and reluctantly said to Ou Qi: "... It's a pleasure to meet you, a pleasure to meet you!"

Seeing this man's extraordinary appearance, Ou Qi was stunned for a moment, thinking that a god had descended to earth, then he suddenly realized, and quickly put down a stinky face: "Are you idiots for thinking I'm young master? Get out!" The voice landed, and then With a swish, he pulled out a dagger and stuck it on the table, its white flowers dazzled people's eyes.

"Let me tell you, my little Hades Ouqi's name is not for nothing! If you don't leave, don't blame me for being rude!"

"Yeah! You're so evil! I'm so scared!" The girl immediately crossed her hands to protect her chest, making a pitiful and frightened little deer, "No, sir, please forgive me~~~ I want to be more open~~~ Little girl... "

Her voice sank sharply, her complexion collapsed, she grabbed a cup of tea and splashed it on his face: "Today I will be doing the Songzi Avalokitesvara

! "

The tea was boiling hot, and Ouzi was caught off guard by being killed. He felt his eyes stinging, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"You bitch!" he growled angrily as he wiped his face.

He only heard a "swish", and he felt that the corner of his mouth was cut by some sharp weapon.

Wipe it with your hands, and your hands are bloody.

"Damn it! You actually used a hidden weapon!" He ran away violently, and quickly pulled out the three-section cudgel beside him, "This young master will teach you a lesson today!"

The man in blue frowned slightly, stood up and stood in front of the girl.

"You cut his mouth?" He asked her sideways.

The girl shrugged and spread her hands: "I just treated him to a cup of tea."

"I'm sorry you don't have the skill."

The man in blue flicked his sleeves, and turned his head to face Ou Qi: "Brother, you intended to offend me first, and my little sister is just reciprocating courtesy, so why are you getting angry?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Ozzie's eyes were already red with anger, and he swung the three-section stick straight at them—"Take your life!"

Hoo hoo ~~ The fierce wind swept all the way, invincible, but stopped half a meter away from the man in blue.

I saw the man volleying a little bit, the three-section stick snapped and fell, becoming a veritable "three-section stick".

A gust of wind blew by, and the three-sectioned wooden sticks suddenly turned into powder and disappeared into the air.

"... I really don't want to make a move."

Ruan Siqiong glanced at the poor man who was still stunned in front of him, withdrew his hand and sighed.

"It's a lot of age, and it's really..."

He turned his head and glared at Lu Qingqiao, seeming to be offended.

"Oh, he made the trouble himself, not me.

! Qing Qiao quickly hugged his arm, shaking it like a dog's leg, "You said that as long as I treat you to dinner, you will consider teaching me martial arts!" Besides, I dared to hit him only because of you. You are so good at martial arts, you will definitely protect me, right? "

Ruan Siqiong was amused, and raised his other hand to rub her hair: "You're talking nonsense again, aren't you afraid that one day I will leave you alone and run away first?"

"No, you won't." She giggled, heartless, "Xiling disciples should protect each other with all their strength. I have sent sect rules here, and you will not violate them."

However, there was still a word left in my heart.

—Because I'm still interesting and can make you happy, so you won't leave me alone for the time being.

Laughing at herself, she raised her face again, and looked expectantly at Ruan Siqiong: "I said, this apprentice banquet is worth it, and you can teach me martial arts when you return to Xiling, okay?"

Seeing her serious face, Ruan Siqiong finally nodded with a smile.

"Yeah, hooray!"

Qing Qiao was elated, hugged Ruan Siqiong vigorously, and kept jumping happily: "Fair and fair, I love you!"

Ruan Siqiong burst out laughing: "... nonsense!"

"Don't worry, don't mess around, I will work hard!" Qing Qiao held up Ruan Siqiong's right arm, with a solemn expression, "Uncle, let's not go back by car later, let's run directly towards the sunset! This is youth. !"

Ruan Siqiong was amused by her and laughed uproariously.

After laughing enough, Ruan Siqiong suddenly turned around and gently raised his left arm.

The sleeve slid down, revealing a slender hand, with a leaf between each of the four closed fingers.

"Hey, Xiaobaicai, it seems that someone... can't see us happy."

He smiled at Qing Qiao with a strange expression on his face.

As soon as the words fell, he threw the blade in his hand.

A gust of wind blows, and the curtains of the private room on the side of the building are slowly opened

.

A man in white was sitting leisurely on the porch, playing with a green pendant in his hand.

His hands are touching, his fingertips are exquisite, he is a thoughtful and delicate person, his phoenix eyes are long and protruding, sparks are numerous, and they flicker clearly in the daytime.

Glancing at them lightly, he gently leaned back in his chair, turned around, and looked into the moat on the horizon.

The trees on the bank in midsummer are already luxuriant with branches and leaves, and when the afternoon sun shines, they cast sparse shadows on the ground. A slight southeast wind, with moist water mist, brushes over the clusters of flowers, blowing in bursts of lively fragrance.

He looked at the light leaking from the leaves, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth turned up.

—Maybe I think those mottled roofs running around are interesting.

There is a quiet charm all around, and occasionally some fine petals float, a little sweet, very fragrant and very gentle.

Qing Qiao stared blankly at the person who came, and for a moment, she seemed to have returned to the past of Shang Shuqianjin - Zuo Qing, Qiao Feng, Suannibairou... What a sweet and tender dream that was.

It's a pity that the ending is bitterly cold and sinister.

It's not as good as before when we meet each other.

The bright eyes gradually dimmed into a ball of thin down.

"... Xiaobaicai, people call you!"

Ruan Siqiong patted her on the shoulder, interrupting her contemplation, eyes sparkling.

Qing Qiao looked back and saw a man in black in the private room with his lips slightly opened and closed.

She failed to catch a syllable, so she looked at Ruan Siqiong blankly, and grabbed his sleeve for help.

"—Little Joe, come here."

The man in white suddenly spoke.

He turned to look at her with sharp eyes.

A cold light flowed on her body, low and gentle, with countless thoughts, which could penetrate into almost every corner of the internal organs.