In Hunshuizhuang in the early morning, it rained for a while, and the sky cleared up after the rain, with half blue sky and half cloud.
When Gu Qingqiao walked out of the room, she only felt refreshed and comfortable physically and mentally.
Yesterday's confession made her finally have one more person she could trust in this world.
It is said that Ruan Siqiong suddenly led people out of the village at night, saying that she wanted to track down the murderer, and she wanted to follow, but Ruan Siqiong smiled at her: "This trip is dangerous, and we need people with strong martial arts."
— Alas, even if time and space change, the weaker side will never have the right to speak.
She had to stay in resentment.
It's hateful, this uncle insists on teaching her martial arts after returning to Xiling Mountain. I don't know how he can make himself a martial arts master in a short time
Nine Yin White Bone Claws? Iron Sand Palm? Six Meridians Excalibur? She looked at her pair of white and slender hands, a little trembling.
After much deliberation, the Sunflower Seed Collection is better, it is simply tailor-made for women - you don't need to be in the palace, you can be successful, you just need to fly the needle and walk the thread all day long, you said Yue Buqun and Lin Pingzhi Why are the two men so stupid to join in the fun!
The morning bird twittered and whispered, turned its head, and saw two insects fighting on the branch beside it, a praying mantis and a longhorn
.
She watched it with great interest, and simply hummed a song to accompany it.
Mantis took the initiative to attack.
"—Big~knife~cut off the devils' heads!"
Not to be outdone, Tianniu fought back.
"—Quickly use the nunchuck, hehehe!"
In the melee between the two, the beetle lost one of its tentacles, and the remaining one swayed in the wind.
"—Elephant~~Elephant~~Why is your nose so long?"
She enjoyed herself and laughed out loud.
Suddenly a hand stretched out and grabbed the praying mantis and the beetle.
"You!" She raised her head to scold, but froze for a moment.
"Why are you looking at me with this expression? Could it be that you are overwhelmed by my peerless appearance?"
Lu Zizheng looked at her quietly, with the morning light pouring down from the sky on his face, and a little light was shining deep in his pupils.
"... Yes, yes, I smile when I see you, your elegant demeanor is so wonderful!"
Qing Qiao glared at him angrily, wondering why this man was so elusive? Walk without making a sound? !
After thinking about it, every time she meets this person, nothing good happens, so she immediately puts oil on the soles of her feet and plans to run away.
"Hey! Why are you so unenthusiastic when you see me?" Lu Zizheng saw her turn around to leave, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold her.
Qing Qiao wanted to shake his sleeves to break free, but accidentally hit him in the abdomen, only heard a muffled groan, and his body swayed twice.
"Are you injured?" She could not help but be taken aback when she smelled a faint smell of blood—could it be that she had unknowingly practiced the martial art of the iron arm? !
"It's not you." He saw through her thoughts, raised his face and smiled, his skin was as white as paper, as if covered by a layer of soft veil, "It's just an accident... how can a person not be stabbed in the rivers and lakes?"
"Without further ado
! Where is it hurt? Show me now! She quickly helped him to sit aside, with an anxious expression, "Does it hurt?" "
"It hurts." Lu Zizheng took her palm and slowly moved it to his chest, with a serious face, "...you just ignored me, it hurts here."
Rumble! Being Lei couldn't speak, Qing Qiao was neither smiling nor not, so he could only spit at him: "Can you be more serious!"
"The sun rises in the east and it rains in the west. There is no sunshine and there is still sunshine..." He took an inch, lazily leaning his head into the nest of her neck, shaking his head inadvertently, so that the hair on the back of his head shone brightly, "...did you yesterday?" Are you going to Jiang Shixuan for dinner?"
"So what if you eat it?" Qing Qiao pushed his head vigorously, "I haven't had a good meal since I came out of Shangshu Mansion, why don't you allow me to eat it?"
Lu Zizheng snorted coldly, held down her restless right hand, and quietly pulled out a hairpin from her sleeve.
"You carry this with you!" He pointed to the words on the hairpin, "My heart is like an ocean", his brows gradually relaxed.
"You also said that the world is dangerous, so I have to bring something that can protect myself." She sighed, both true and false.
"...I'm very glad that you are willing to take this with you." He turned over and hugged her tightly, with all his weight on her, "You will not be allowed to lose it wherever you go in the future."
After finishing speaking, he touched the tip of the hairpin and muttered to himself: "I think I can apply some 'Bing Ling' for you... No, it's more poisonous than 'Rotting Bone and Corroding Heart'... 'Qi Ri Chuan Chang San' should be good too. …”
Qing Qiao heard goose bumps: "Enough is enough, just apply anesthesia!"
"The benevolence of a woman!" He sneered, and slanted his fingers across her face, half cold and half hot, "...I want to go to Jiang Shixuan too."
"No! Money!" Qing Qiao gave him a white look, and she refused straightforwardly.
"It's okay, we'll run away after we eat, and we won't pay any money." He smiled and hugged her, twitched his eyelashes a few times, and drew a long and curved arc, "If I can't run, I'll feed them poison. Who dares to ask us for money?!"
Looking at that extremely arrogant face, Qing Qiao wanted to vomit blood
.
The first restaurant in Muddy Water Village, Jiang Shixuan.
"I really have no money! Take less!" Qing Qiao squeezed her purse tightly and told the people around her.
"Don't worry, I will protect you and escape." Lu Zizheng picked up the tea with a smile.
"... Let me tell you, how did you get hurt? Is it serious?" Seeing his calm expression, Qing Qiao couldn't help frowning.
"Are you distressed? Why don't you come to my room at night and I'll take it off for you?" Lu Zizheng winked at her with a wink.
"Okay, anyway, I've seen quite a few of them." Qing Qiao also laughed, looking like a thief.
Hmph, I've seen all three hundred warriors of Sparta, what's so special about those abs of your pretty boy? !
Lu Zizheng's complexion changed and he was about to speak when he heard a "crash" when the porcelain behind him fell to the ground and shattered.
"Watch, Empress Guanshiyin!" A nervous and flustered voice said.
Qing Qiao looked at the North China Plain-like face across the way, and was immediately delighted: "Oh, little Hades!"
It was the little Hades Ou Qi who came, he didn't expect to see this girl today, he was so frightened that he dropped the teacup in his hand.
Ou Qi first looked at the girl in green shirt, and then at the man who was as beautiful as a fairy beside her, and his whole body began to tremble automatically: "Guan, Goddess of Guanyin, you are so merciful..."
Lu Zizheng saw Ou Qi secretly looking at him, with a weird smile on his face.
"Avalokitesvara is a good friend." He pointed to himself and introduced grandly.
"Bah!" Qing Qiao kicked him, turned to look at Ou Qi curiously, "What is Little Hades doing here?"
"Little, my little wife is pregnant, so I specially invited an expert to come here to give the child a name." Ou Qi's limbs were stiff, his mouth was mechanical, and he seemed terribly frightened by Ruan Siqiong's "a bit shocking".
"Poor parents in the world." Qing Qiao nodded, suddenly remembered something, and smiled, "Oh, do you still need an expert to guide you? Guanshiyin empress directly gave you two names, the daughter is called Ou seller, and the son is called Ou seller Pimple, how nice
! "
Lu Zizheng couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Ou Qi didn't know how to answer the words, so he had to desperately wipe the sweat from his forehead.
Footsteps were heard suddenly at the top of the stairs, and a white flag poked its head out slowly, revealing two crooked black characters: "Dupi".
"Banxian is here!" Ou Qiru was amnesty, and hurried towards the stairs, "Du Banxian, here, here, here I am!"
"Tsk tsk, this word is not well written, the frame structure is out of balance, and the name is weird." Qing Qiao teased Lu Zizheng, beaming with joy, "What name is bad, why should it be called this? Du Pi, what is that weird thing? "
Before the words fell, the flag flicked to the left, gradually revealing the whole picture - "Du Po".
囧 rz, Qing Qiao shut up immediately.
"Banxian, please." Ou Qi waited beside Banxian, carefully leading him towards the elegant room.
That Du Banxian was an elderly man with a goatee beard, his face was yellow and emaciated, and his eyes were cloudy.
"It's just another bastard." Qing Qiao muttered, losing interest immediately.
Unexpectedly, Du Banxian suddenly raised his head to look at them, his complexion suddenly changed, and he panicked.
"Yaoyao, evildoer!" He pointed his dry hand in this direction, his whole body trembling like chaff.
"Who is evil? You are evil!" Qing Qiao was furious, grabbed the chopsticks on the table and threw it at him, "Your family is evil!"
Banxian's face became as white as paper, and he ran downstairs without saying a word.
When he ran downstairs, he didn't know what was wrong, so he yelled at the top of his lungs: "The country is about to fall, and evildoers are born!"
Qing Qiao immediately threw down everything she could grab: "Damn old man! What's wrong with the evildoer? The evildoer is also born with a mother, are you not convinced?"
Ping ping pong pong hit the pear blossom in the rainstorm, and after smashing it, he turned around and sat down angrily.
Lu Zizheng sat quietly on the spot, sipping tea, without saying a word from the beginning to the end
.
"This man is out of his mind." Qing Qiao smiled at him, "Ignore him, let's eat, eat."
"You threw away your chopsticks, how do you eat?" Lu Zizheng narrowed his eyes and raised his voice.
"Ah?" Qing Qiao scratched the back of her head, sticking out her tongue in embarrassment, "I, I'll get it from another table..."
"Forget it, I don't want to eat, let's go." Lu Zizheng interrupted her, got up and threw something on the table, and walked away.
"Hey, wait for me!" Qing Qiao hurriedly followed, and before leaving, she took a peek at the bright silver on the table, and the pain was so painful that she almost had a heart attack—it was so big!
Lu Zizheng's pace was fast and fast, Qing Qiao knew that he was unhappy, so she followed suit, not daring to show her anger.
Walking and walking, walking and walking, until her nose was sweating and her breath was short of breath, Lu Zizheng suddenly stopped.
He turned around, walked under a tree shade, and began to undress without saying a word.
"What are you doing?!" Qing Qiao foolishly followed, and went in without knowing.
"I jjj burn myself." Without looking at her, he answered quickly, and took off his outer shirt repeatedly.
Qing Qiao's jaw dropped immediately.
Seeing that he had already started to unbutton his jacket, Qing Qiao stomped her feet and ran out with a blushing face.
After unbuttoning the last button, Lu Zizheng was about to take off his jacket when suddenly a basin of cold water fell from the sky and drenched him thoroughly.
He clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and looked up, only to see Gu Qingqiao holding a gourd ladle in his hand, looking at him bemusedly.
"Lie, Lie Yan Burns Love!"
She was a little stuttered by his murderous eyes, and the arrogance and ambition that had just sprung up disappeared in smoke.
"...you!" Lu Zizheng gave her a hard look, and finally just sighed, leaning towards the tree tiredly, "...my wound is open."
"Ah?" Qing Qiao's face paled immediately, she threw the gourd and ladle, rushed forward and took off his clothes, "Why didn't you say it earlier
! "
Peeling off the shirt, there was indeed a long wound on the abdomen.
What, what should I do? Qing Qiao looked left and right, looked up and down, and finally grabbed the lapel of her clothes cruelly—isn't it always done like this in martial arts TV dramas? One person was injured, and the other immediately tore off his clothes to help him bandage, how handsome!
So, tear~~~tear~~~I tear it again~~~I tear it again~~~
Huh? Even with all the strength of the whole body to pull it, the thick green shirt just doesn't move at all, and it refuses to even open a hole, it's really shameful!
After struggling for a long time, I finally gave up.
"...Hero, do you have any scissors?" She raised her teary eyes and looked at Lu Zizheng, her face was hesitant and her face was flushed.
"Hahaha!" Lu Zizheng couldn't help laughing when he saw her frustrated and annoyed look.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh! The wound is about to burst!" Qing Qiao was frightened and hurriedly reached out to cover his abdomen.
"Aren't you afraid of blood?" He didn't cry out for pain, but just raised his eyebrows to look at her.
When she gave him the neck to eat, she strongly urged him not to eat it in front of her, because she was afraid of blood.
"Afraid! What's the use of being afraid?!" Seeing the blood seeping from her fingers, she almost cried, "Aren't you afraid that the bleeding will stop? You bastard, stop the bleeding!"
His eyes sank, Lu Zizheng tapped his abdomen twice, and gently pulled her hand away.
"Okay, I tapped the acupuncture points, and the bleeding will stop soon. Find something to bandage it for me!" His tone was rarely so gentle.
"I, I can't tear off the clothes..." Qing Qiao looked at the blood on her hand, then at him, with a flustered expression, "Why don't you tear it off? Can you still use your strength?"
Lu Zizheng smiled faintly: "Where did you get your water ladle?"
"I borrowed it from Aunt Wang at the entrance of the village..." Qing Qiao suddenly came to her senses, her face beaming, "Ah! Wait a minute, I'll go to Auntie right now!"
Without saying a word, he ran away
.
Lu Zizheng looked at her back, shook his head, and continued to smile.
After timidly dressing the wound, Qing Qiao let out a long breath, and collapsed under the tree with limp hands and feet.
"Hmm..." Lu Zizheng snorted just now, and she jumped up quickly, "Where does it hurt? Where is it uncomfortable?"
Seeing her anxious look, Lu Zizheng smiled and said nothing.
She really doesn't know how to bandage, and his wound is really uncomfortable now, but...
"I want to drink water." He raised his head slightly.
"Well, wait!" Qing Qiao rushed out holding her skirt.
After a while, she came to him with a gourd ladle in her hand, impatient as if offering a treasure, "Drink, drink quickly!"
Lu Zizheng frowned and took two sips, then put down the water ladle.
Qing Qiao took out another silk handkerchief from her sleeve, and wiped the drops of water on his forehead.
"It was my fault just now, I shouldn't have splashed water on you..." She was very embarrassed, "The wound must have been very painful when it touched water, right?"
Lu Zizheng let out a long breath, and closed his eyes enjoying himself.
"Actually, you don't have to rush to vent your anger on me just now." He said lightly.
"I didn't..." The hand on the forehead froze.
"Or, are you afraid that I will get angry and kill that half-immortal, so you deliberately got angry first?" He calmed down and raised his eyebrows calmly.
"...I didn't..." replied even weaker.
"You still don't understand me."
He suddenly opened his eyes, his sharp eyes pierced into her heart: "...no one can change what I want to do."
Qing Qiao tightly closed her lips, not daring to answer.
"Let's rest, I'll show you something fun later
. "He laughed again, took her hand, and placed her beside him.
Clouds slid across the sky, and after an unknown amount of time, there was a sudden noise at the intersection.
"Crazy! Come out and see the crazy!"
A group of children ran towards this side with an adult in their arms.
Qing Qiao took a closer look, and couldn't help but be surprised—it was Du Banxian whom she had just met!
I don't know what happened to him, his hair is disheveled, his clothes are ragged, his feet are flimsy, how can he look like a fortune teller? Just like a beggar gang disciple! And half of the "Du Po" flag was burned for some reason, and it became a veritable "Du Po"!
"Hey hey..." Du Banxian smirked as he walked, staggering, foaming from the corner of his mouth.
"Crazy! Crazy! Smokey ass!" The children laughed and threw stones at him.
"Ah, evildoer!" Du Banxian pointed at one of the children who hit him and laughed, with a strange voice.
"Another evildoer! Take your life!" He turned his head and jumped, poking his finger at a hen hatching eggs by the side of the road.
"Cluck and answer." The hen rolled her eyes angrily.
"Monsters! So many monsters!" He pointed to a group of ducks passing by in the distance, dancing and swaying, "The country is about to perish, and monsters are born!"
There are more and more onlookers, and everyone stops what they are doing to watch the excitement.
"Hahaha..." The crowd burst into laughter from time to time.
"Does it look good?" Lu Zizheng grabbed Qing Qiao's hand, turned his face to look at her tenderly.
Qing Qiao shivered, and unconsciously curled up into a ball.
Lu Zizheng smiled knowingly, turned to look at the completely insane person in the distance, and grabbed her hand even tighter.
"Monster! Monster!" Du Banxian kept yelling, and people continued to laugh.
So Lu Zizheng also curled up the corners of his mouth, his eyes were dazzled, his eyes glistening.