The Crazy Forensic Doctor Consort

Chapter 1443: I think your brain is eaten by pigs, right?

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Yun Xi waited for the four children to go out for several months, and the news that they finally returned home quickly spread to various medical clinics in the capital.

The Yun family is a family of medicine, and the entire family, regardless of gender, has been practicing medicine since childhood. Therefore, almost 80% of the medical clinics in the capital are monopolized by the Yun family.

The masters of the Yun family guard several Yun's medical clinics in different streets, and the nearest East Street medical clinic, Master Yun Si, was the first to receive the news.

Compared with the other masters of the Yun family, the fourth master of the Yun family has the mildest temper and the most casual person. Hearing that the four nephews have finally returned home, the fourth master of the Yun family really wants to go home now

, Take a good look at your nieces and nephews, but unfortunately, today his second brother, the second master of the Yun family, happened to come to his clinic to discuss with him for a medical report.

The thought of leaving early turned around in my mind and then dissipated.

Among the six masters of the current generation of the Yun family, who is the most stern, serious, and unsmiling? Then it belongs to the second master of the Yun family.

The fourth master of the Yun family was scratching his head. Seeing his second brother cutting medicine in the front hall with a blank face, he hesitated for a moment, then walked over to hint: "I heard that Yunxi brought friends back this time.

There are also young girls among the friends, second brother, don't you think that Yunxi is going out and brought back his sweetheart? "

The descendants of the Yun family are prosperous and there are many people. The elders of the older generation have lived their lives safely and smoothly. When they are old, the most worrying thing in their hearts is naturally the marriage of the younger generations.

Except that the eldest master's family is determined to be married to the royal family, from the second master to the sixth master's family, the elders have put all their efforts in showing respect to the younger ones in recent years.

There are two cousins on the Yunxi table. The eldest cousin Yun Zhi married Princess Pinghuan a long time ago. I will not talk about it after having two children. The second cousin Yun Cun belongs to the second master's family because of his perfect personality.

He followed his father all the way, with a serious look and a vicious look, so he hasn't married a daughter-in-law until now.

I heard that the second wife, Ying Shi, has been worrying a lot about this matter, pointing at the tip of the second master's nose every day, scolding his husband for not knowing why he has to pass on this hated dog temper to his son!

Among the juniors of the Yun family, Yun Xi is the one who has the most hope of getting married in recent years, so whenever there is a disturbance in Yun Xi's place, the eyes of the elders in the family will shine!

The fourth master of the Yun family thought that he had secured his second brother's fate, so he suggested side-by-side: "Why don't we go home and have a look now, if she's a good girl, maybe this year's family will be a little girl."

I can have a wedding. "

But how did he know that the second master was not so easy to fool, he slapped a stick of wooden geng on the table with a "snap", stared at his fourth brother and asked, "Are you free?"

Master Yun Si choked for a moment and shook his head: "No, I'm not free..."

"what are you doing then?"

Master Yun Si hurriedly picked up the wooden geng, walked to the medicine cutter, honestly cut the medicine into sections, and took it back with both hands after the cut.

The second master of the Yun family was preparing a prescription, so he took a piece of Mugeng, put it in the medicine powder he was grinding, smashed it again, and then said to his fourth brother: "That kid Yunxi is a man,

Everyone has a sense of proportion, whether he brings his sweetheart back or not, it is his own business after all, and there is no need for us old people to worry about him. You have the time to meddle in the junior's business,

Why don't you put your mind on the way of medicine? Can you think of a cure for Master Lin's illness I just told you about? "

After being lectured for no reason, Master Yun Si was very frustrated, and said with a sullen head, "There are two prescriptions, and I will write them for you to read."

Master Yun Si finished writing after a while, and handed it over to his second brother for inspection.

The second master of the Yun family looked at it critically for a while, then sneered suddenly: "This is the way you want to recuperate? See for yourself what's wrong!"

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately became nervous, and checked with the prescription.

Just at this time, a little doll came to the medical hall. The little doll looked extremely delicate. He was carrying a small side bag, which was bulging. It seemed that there should be a lot of things in it.

, Xiaowawa's hands are now clutching the strap of the bag, he stood short and small in the center of the hall and looked at it for a while, then walked to the left.

On the right side of the medical building is the clinic, and on the left is the pharmacy. The little doll walked to the counter. Because he was not as tall as the counter, he stood on tiptoe, and his fat little hands climbed the edge of the counter, facing the inside.

The guy next to him said: "Hello, I want to buy medicine."

The clerk poked his head out and asked with a good temper: "Little brother, are you running errands for your parents? What medicine do you want to buy, do you have a prescription?"

The little baby shook her head and said, "There is no prescription, but I remember the name of the medicine."

The guy nodded: "Okay, then what do you want to buy?"

The little baby said a lot of names of medicines in one breath, and two of them were forbidden medicines.

The man explained the situation, but the little baby was very puzzled: "Why can't we sell it? We can buy it in Xijin County!"

I don't know where Xijin County is, but I think it should be an ordinary small county. Some small counties far away from the capital do sell banned drugs privately for the sake of convenience, but this kind of thing happens in

Under the feet of an emperor like the capital, it is impossible to happen.

The man explained again, but the little baby still didn't listen: "You can buy it before, why can't you buy it now, I have silver, and I brought silver."

He took out a large silver ingot from the small bag he was carrying and placed it on the edge of the counter.

The guy didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said that it wasn't about money.

The movement here alarmed the fourth master of the Yun family who was lying on the counter next to him checking the prescription. The fourth master came over and asked the waiter what was going on.

The waiter explained the matter embarrassingly, and the fourth master leaned over, explained it to the little doll outside the counter in a warm tone, and gave him advice after the explanation: "If you must buy

, just bring the prescription with you, Uncle, check to see if there is a doctor's mark on the prescription, or ask your parents to buy it, okay? "

The little baby pouted and said, "I want to buy it now, my mother said, if it's too late, it's too late."

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately asked: "Why is it too late? But is anyone in the family suffering from an emergency? Do you want uncle to accompany you home?"

The little baby also saw that the uncle had good intentions, he shook his head and said: "My mother and I went to visit someone's house, because we didn't know beforehand that there were so many relatives and friends in the other's house, so we counted them."

There were thirty or forty people there, and the meeting gifts we brought were not enough, my mother asked me to buy some medicinal materials and go back, and prepare the gifts before the whole family gathers in the evening, so as not to be rude to others. "

The fourth master of the Yun family died laughing when he heard the words: "Who would prepare medicinal materials as a gift at someone else's home, and it's still a banned drug, how weird."

"It's Huiyuan Pill, isn't it weird? It can restore youth and enhance the beauty of the face. My mother said that people are free from illness and pain. Sending farewell medicine is not like giving a gift, but like a curse monster, so I decided to make Huiyuan.

Dan is suitable for men, women and children, and you can take two if you are sick or not. "

The fourth master of the Yun family laughed madly: "Where is there any medicine in the world that restores youth and enhances beauty, you think it is a elixir? Uncle, look, is your mother teasing you?"

"That's not it." Being questioned, the little baby was very upset: "It's a formula specially developed by mother, it's made for grandpa, grandpa is too old, mother said to make grandpa younger

Some, healthier, so that she won't feel sad when she looks at it. Grandpa eats it, so it's not a lie! "

The fourth master of the Yun family immediately became serious: "Give it back to the elderly at home, no, there are taboos for the elderly to take medicine, you can't take all weird and evil medicines, alas,

Little brother, you can't let your parents mess around. "

The little baby was fuming with anger: "I didn't mess around, it's obviously a good medicine, not an evil medicine! Uncle is the big idiot!"

The fourth master of the Yun family said: "Little brother, take uncle to your house. Uncle wants to stop your mother from taking medicine for your great-grandfather. You don't know.

fatal. "

"Don't take Uncle home, Uncle is a bad person, Uncle is an idiot!" The little baby said, pointing to the prescription that Master Yunsi still held in his hand, and plausibly said: "Where the weight of the ginseng must be weighed and the weight must be written."

Three grams, the weight of king beans is written as light two grams, no seven flowers are added as a primer, the medicinal soup is bitter, and the result is twice the result with half the effort. You also use saponins as eight maples, thinking that it will remove the taste, but in fact it squeezes the kidneys. You write prescriptions indiscriminately

Illness, Uncle is a big idiot, I'm going to buy medicine elsewhere, ignore you! "

The little boy grabbed the silver ingot angrily, turned his head and ran away, the fourth master of the Yun family wanted to stop him, just at this time the second master of the Yun family came out from the inner hall, thinking that his fourth brother was going to absent from work while he was away,

Quickly scolded him: "Where are you going?"

The fourth master of the Yun family pointed to the door to explain.

The second master of the Yun family had a sullen face, and asked in a cold voice: "Where is Master Lin's prescription, have you changed it? Bring it here for me to see."

The fourth master of the Yun family had no choice but to offer the prescription honestly. When the second master saw it, he didn't change a single word, and his face turned dark with anger: "You can't even cure this minor illness. You say you can do it well?"

What's the matter? "

As he spoke, he took a pen himself, crossed out the names of several medicines in it, changed the prescription again, and threw it in front of his fourth brother: "Look for yourself."

The fourth master of the Yun family brought it over disheveledly, and after looking it over, he suddenly thought of what the little baby said just now. He hadn't thought about it before, but now after a while, he recalled it again,

Then he stared at the position of the medicine on the prescription, and tentatively said to his second brother: "If it is replaced by seven flowers as the guide? Do you think it will be too risky?"

Qihua is also a banned drug, because the medicine contains three-point poison, so it is rarely used for common medical diseases, fearing that the medicine will be too strong, the side effects will be too large, and it will hurt the liver.

When the second master heard it, his face became even darker: "You can even speak Qihua, I think your brain is eaten by pigs, right?"

The fourth master hurriedly said: "What about Bafeng? Bafeng clears the heart and eyesight, protects the liver and kidney, and can neutralize the poison of Qihua..."

"You said you..." The second master habitually wanted to scold again, but after a pause, his heart moved slightly.

He lowered his head and stared at the prescription on the table. After a while, he picked up the brush and changed the amount of Wang Dou that must be added. Looking left and right, he really felt that this prescription was better than his usual one.

The prescription used is several times better.

Surprised, the second master, who has always had a bad voice, showed a sliver of admiration for his clumsy and stupid fourth brother. After a while, he said complacently: "I said, it's all the same father."

Damn, how could there be such a difference? You really aren't stupid, it's just that you don't like to use your brain. "

The fourth master of the Yun family couldn't help laughing at this compliment, but choked, thinking that his second brother scolded him anyway.

And the second master held the prescription, and the more he looked at it, the more he was satisfied. In the end, because of the combination of Qihua and Bafeng, he was inspired by countless inspirations.

All the rough thoughts were recorded. When recording, the corner of his mouth was still smiling. His weird expression scared the fourth master of the Yun family who was used to "Second brother is equal to Yasha".

It's all white.