A chat bubble popped up on Xiaopangji's head, Yu Xingqiao looked at the text inside, and then at the bald back of the goblin Elder, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Well done, let these goblins play tricks!
In the game screen, as soon as the fat goblin's words sounded, the atmosphere at the scene became weird.
Jun Lu looked the Great Elder up and down, his eyes couldn't help showing a sudden look.
It turns out that the father also taught the little goblin a lesson...
He remembered that his father had mentioned the goblins to him before, and every time he would shake his head and say, "Those mischievous little guys..."
The tone was helpless, but with the intimacy of facing old friends.
Jun Lu looked at the Great Elder Fairy, and thinking of the relationship between him and his father, his tense expression finally loosened a little, and the unhappiness that the Great Elder had decided to turn him into a goblin finally dissipated.
"Ahem—"
The Great Elder Goblin coughed uncomfortably, and said awkwardly: "I accidentally touched it. Your Majesty is kind and generous. How could you burn my wings on purpose?"
Hearing this, the fat goblin muttered: "You obviously didn't say that before..."
"Okay, shut up!"
The Elder Goblin finally became angry with embarrassment, even the pointed wizard hat on his head was distorted, "You talk too much, and if you talk nonsense in front of His Highness, you will be punished and not allowed to eat for three days!"
When it came to eating, Xiaopangji finally got scared, and hurriedly hid behind Bai Yaya, but it was a pity that it couldn't hide its chubby figure at all.
The Great Fairy Elder snorted heavily, then straightened his appearance, took off the hat on his head, saluted Jun Lu, and said, "Your Highness, welcome to the Fairy World."
Then, he put the hat back on.
Thinking of something, the Great Elder looked at the little goblins again. They were still looking at Jun Lu with curious eyes. Although they saluted, they were obviously not very respectful.
The Great Elder coughed lightly, and said, "His Highness's identity is kept secret for the time being, you are not allowed to reveal it, you understand?"
"Why keep it a secret?" Bai Yaya asked.
The little fairy in green clothes grabbed her and secretly bit her ear.
"Bai Yayao, you have been outside so you don't know. A month ago, His Majesty and His Royal Highness both passed away... and I heard that it was by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince..."
It makes a crosscut gesture at the neck.
"What? How is this possible?!"
Bai Yaya didn't expect to hear such shocking news, and couldn't help screaming.
Although the little goblin in green lowered her voice, she couldn't hide what she said from Jun Lu.
His hands clenched into fists, and the flower stamen he was holding was squeezed and deformed.
Sal... unexpectedly announced the death of his father and queen mother so late, and even pushed the crime of regicide on him
The little boy's originally calm expression turned ferocious in an instant, thick black air suddenly erupted on him, and the blood in the red pupils began to spread to the whites of his eyes.
Bai Yaya couldn't help covering his mouth, and looked at him with fear on his face.
She remembered again that the night she broke his bead, he also looked like this, like a ghost coming out of hell, trying to destroy everything.
No, compared to that night, this time was even more terrifying.
Seeing this scene, Elder Fairy's face changed drastically.
Seeing that the movement here was about to attract the attention of other goblins, the goblin elder made a decisive decision and threw a ball of light on Jun Lu's head.
The little boy's body froze slightly.
The next moment, he closed his eyes and fainted softly on the ground.
As he lost consciousness, the black energy on his body dissipated in an instant.
As for Yu Xingqiao...
[Ding ~ blackening value +10]
[Ding~ main task progress -1%, all assets will be deducted, current account balance: gold coins 0, diamonds 0.]
[Ding~ Destiny coin +1.]
[Ding~ Miracle Coin -1, Destiny Coin -1]
[Current Miracle Coin: 1]
A series of numerical values suddenly swiped across his game screen, and by the time he closed the prompt box in a heartbeat, Zai Zai had already lay down on the ground.
What are these things? !
Yu Xingqiao recalled what the green-clothed goblin had just said, and went through Zai Zai's diary again.
The emperor and empress of the Guangyao Empire died a month ago? Was it killed by the crown prince
Isn't that the time when he contracted to adopt Zai Zai
Zai Zai is the little prince, the emperor and queen are his parents, and the crown prince...is his brother
His brother killed his parents? And then sent someone to hunt him down
Relying on this information alone, Yu Xingqiao imagined a drama about the royal family fighting for power, and when he thought of Zai Zai being hunted down and blackened, he was tortured in an instant.
Zai Zai is so pitiful!
What kind of plot is this dog planning and designing!
In particular, Yu Xingqiao also has a brother himself, and his relationship is still very good, and if he substitutes it into his brain, his eyes will turn red from being abused in an instant.
Woohoo, Zai Zai is really too miserable...
Yu Xingqiao looked at Zai Zai who fell on the ground, his eyes were full of love, and when he looked at the little elves, he was very unfriendly and vigilant.
What were they going to do to his cubs? !
In the game screen, the goblin elder let out a long sigh of relief. He took off his wizard hat and wiped his sweat on the clean Mediterranean Sea with his hands.
It was too dangerous just now!
After he put on his hat again, a few goblins timidly surrounded him, watching the little boy on the ground from afar, not daring to approach him.
"Elder, is he really His Royal Highness?"
"Isn't Your Majesty the only child of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince? Isn't His Royal Highness the Crown Prince fifteen years old? He will soon be an adult."
"Could it be... Could this little Highness be an illegitimate child?"
"What does illegitimate child mean?"
"I, I know! An illegitimate child is a child born secretly, and no one else knows about it."
"Wow, no wonder none of us knew about him!"
Seeing the plot information popping up one by one, Yu Xingqiao kept recording and analyzing, and became more and more sympathetic and affectionate towards Zai Zai.
He didn't see it, the Great Elder gave the little fairies a secret look, and then said seriously: "You are not allowed to tell about him, otherwise it will bring disaster to our goblin family, you know?"
In the end, the tone of the Great Elder became extremely severe.
He had never shown such a side before, and the frightened goblins immediately covered their mouths, looked at him timidly, and nodded hastily.
The Great Elder seemed uneasy, waved the dead branch in his hand, and muttered something.
Green light spots flew out from the tops of the branches and landed on the heads of several goblins.
Silence!
After casting spells on the goblins, he finally felt relieved.
The goblins looked at each other, and the fat goblin asked, "Elder Elder, what did you do to us just now?"
"You will know later."
Then, he came to Jun Lu's side.
Yu Xingqiao became alert, ready to attack the Great Elder at any time, and then ran away with Zai Zai.
However, when the old goblin came to the little boy, he only touched his chin and muttered, "His clothes are too ugly, it's so dark, he doesn't look like a good person."
Yu Xingqiao: "???"
How dare this little old man say that the clothes he chose for Zai Zai are ugly? Don't donate your eyes to others!
Before he could change Zai Zai's clothes and get back on the spot, the little old goblin had already waved the branch in his hand again, and after spinning around in the air a few times, he tapped Jun Lu's clothes.
Then, the clothes on the little boy began to change colors.
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, colorful, like an overturned palette.
"Ah, this color is too bright, a bit vulgar..."
"Well, this color is dull, like a tuberculosis... This color is fine, to be determined..."
The little old goblin muttered, "The other goblins look at me and I look at you, and finally came over and chirped to give their opinions.
"Purple is beautiful!"
"I like the blue ones!"
"This color is good, he..."
The chubby little goblin opened his mouth, and found that he couldn't say the word "Your Highness" at all. It's just that he didn't think much about it, so he changed his name again.
The goblins actively expressed their opinions, making the big goblin elder one head and two big.
He thought this one looks good, and that one looks good too, but in the end he got really impatient, closed his eyes, and decided on a color at random.
"Hey, this color..."
"Wow, this color..."
In front of the mobile phone screen, Yu Xingqiao was quite dissatisfied with the goblin elder's aesthetics, but when he finally saw the finished product, he couldn't help but calm down.
It turned out to be... pretty good-looking.
The goblin elder didn’t change the style of Zai Zai’s clothes, which appeased Yu Xingqiao a little bit, and then he changed Zai Zai’s black round hat with gold trim, short cape, pumpkin shorts, and short boots into—
pink.
Even the striped socks in dark colors have become pink and white.
In an instant, the originally dark gentleman's little dress turned into a cute girly style.
Coupled with Zai Zai's handsome facial features and those beautiful little wings, it's simply...
"Cute love, without a head~"
In the game, the goblin in yellow clothes tilted his head and concluded.
"Why is it cute without a head?" The fat goblin couldn't help asking.
"Because it rhymes." Huang Yi said seriously.
Yu Xingqiao looked at Zai Zai in the pink dress, and couldn't help asking the system: "Don't you have the dyeing function?"
[You may have]
Yu Xingqiao thought of something, and suddenly said: "Forget it, let's see if I can learn from the Great Elder in the future, and I can save a lot of money!"
[goodbye!]
After Yu Xingqiao finished molesting the system, he continued to watch the plot.
This nonsensical behavior of the Great Elder successfully dispelled his vigilance and hostility.
If he really plans to do something to Zai Zai, do he still need to dye his clothes first? And if he hadn't made Zai Zai dizzy just now, how much the blackening value would have increased!
When it comes to the blackening value, Yu Xingqiao's heart aches. He finally cleared it to zero, and it turned out to be +10 again.
Later, he will find a way to eliminate the blackening value. As for the deducted assets... because he just spent 50,000 diamonds on a small dress, and there are not many diamonds in his account. Gold coins are cheaper, so just deduct them.
In the game, the goblin elder looked at the little boy lying on the ground and gently stroked his white beard, as if he was very satisfied with the random discoloration.
He nodded and said, "Okay, I can finally watch it now."
The goblins, however, disagree.
"Not yet, his hair is still black!"
"Yes, goblins don't have black hair!"
"Great Elder, why don't you dye his hair green, green looks good, just the color on my clothes."
Hearing this, the elder goblin looked at the little goblin's green clothes, and thought about it seriously.
It is very beautiful.
But when he thought of something, he waved his hand and said, "No, no, last time I dyed His Majesty's hair blue, His Majesty almost burned me, and the wings haven't grown yet..."
"Great Elder, you still said that His Majesty didn't burn you on purpose!" the fat goblin yelled.
The goblin elder couldn't help but hesitate.
Realizing that he had slipped his tongue, he quickly coughed a few times, and said seriously: "Okay, I'll take him back to rest, you go back and forth wherever you came from!"
After finishing speaking, he ignored the protests of the goblins, and waved the magic wand in his hand. A gust of wind blew from a distance, curling dead branches and broken leaves and circling between him and Jun Lv—
When the wind flew into the sky, Jun Lu and the little old fairy also disappeared in place.
Yu Xingqiao quickly clicked on the camera to follow.
In the next second, a wooden hut appeared in his picture.
The hut is very tidy, and the furniture seems to grow directly from the ground, with green leaves and small flowers growing from the edges.
There is a window in the house, and looking out of the window, you can see the blue sky and a large sea of beautiful flowers—this is actually a small house built on top of a tree.
With a snap, the goblin elder appeared in the cabin holding the sleeping little boy.
He turned around and closed the window, waving his wand in his hand, as if he wanted to cast a spell, but then frowned and dispelled the spell again.
He put the little boy on the chair first, then took out a wooden sign from the bookshelf, took a feather, and wrote on the sign.
Yu Xingqiao has a system translation and can distinguish the above text:
"The Great Elder is not at home today. There are candies in the room. Come and eat them, hee hee—" Then the little old man took the wooden sign, opened the door secretly, poked his head out to look around, and swept his mental power outside.
His house was built on the top of a tree, and there were no neighbors around. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he secretly hung the wooden sign on the door, and then closed the door falsely.
Then, the little old goblin ran back and picked up the little boy on the chair.
He came to the bookshelf, took out several books in order, and only heard a click, and the coffee table in the center of the cabin moved sideways, revealing a staircase leading down.
The old goblin went downstairs holding the little boy in pink.
After their figures disappeared below, there was a light sound, and then the coffee table returned to its place automatically, without any trace.
Yu Xingqiao looked at his operation, somewhat puzzled.
Judging from the performance of the goblin elder, he should be protecting the cub, and he doesn't want to be known by other goblins.
Then why did he put such a sign
Just as he was about to manipulate the camera to follow him, he heard the voice of the goblin outside the house.
His heart skipped a beat, he was worried that a little goblin would come and cause damage, so he decided to stay and have a look.
Of course, he wasn't completely worried about the elder, so he kept an eye on Zai Zai's health bar, and as soon as the blood started to drop, he would rush over immediately.
"It's so boring, is there anything fun today?" A boy's voice sounded.
"Air race?"
"No, it's such a hot day, why are you flying..." The boy's voice suddenly stopped, and then sounded again, "Look, there is a sign on the Great Elder's door!"
"Really, let's go and see!"
Yu Xingqiao manipulated the camera and moved outside the door.
I saw two goblins flying over with their heads poking around, carefully reading the words on the wooden sign.
"The Great Elder is not at home today, there are candies in the room, come and eat, hee hee—"
The boy read it word by word, and the last two "hee hee" were quite expressive.
To Yu Xingqiao's surprise, the two goblins curled their lips with disdain.
"Tch, you still use this method to tease people? I didn't use it eight hundred years ago! How low!"
"That is to say, such a clumsy trick can only deceive those ignorant brats, and actually wants to deceive us?"
"Hey, it's really boring, let's go, let's find other fun."
Seeing the two goblins gradually fly away, Yu Xingqiao couldn't help but remain silent.
Can it still be like this
Your Great Elder is indeed your Great Elder.
Yu Xingqiao felt a little admiration in his heart, but just as he was about to go back to the house to look for Zai Zai, he saw another goblin in red flying over.
Not far behind her, someone could vaguely hear scolding angrily.
"Hee hee hee-"
The little goblin covered her mouth and snickered, "Jeff is such an idiot, he must not have guessed it was me."
Yu Xingqiao: "..."
These goblins are really skinny one or two!
He just sighed, and saw the little goblin smiling, and suddenly stopped.
She saw the wooden sign hanging on the door of the goblin elder.
She didn't think it was a prank and left like the two little elves just now. Not only did she not leave, but she even moved forward.
She carefully studied the words on the wooden sign for a while, then stroked her chin and began to think.
"The writing on the sign is very new."
The little goblin analyzed to herself, "If you really want to make fun of people, why did you add the word "hee hee"? Wouldn't that be revealing?"
"And, most importantly—"
As the little goblin spoke, her hand was already on the wooden door.
"There's no sound in the house!"
She pushed the door open, and sure enough, she saw that the cabin was empty without a single person.
The goblin in red suddenly laughed happily.
"Haha, I guessed it right! The Great Elder is not at home at all!"
Yu Xingqiao's heart skipped a beat.
This little goblin is so smart!
Under his gaze, the goblin in red flapped her wings and flew into the room of the great goblin elder.
"The Great Elder's things can't be broken. He knows that every goblin who enters his house will be retaliated against if he finds out that I have broken his things."
The little goblin muttered, "Then what should I do?"
She patrolled the wooden house, and when she came to the bookshelf, Yu Xingqiao's heart was raised.
But obviously, compared to the books, it was the candy on the coffee table that attracted her attention.
She flew to the coffee table.
Because the passage was under the coffee table, Yu Xingqiao felt a little nervous again.
Do you want to hit her? drive her away
However, the goblin's gaze was attracted by the candy, and she didn't look at anything else.
"It says candy on the wooden sign, so candy can't be eaten..." the little fairy said regretfully.
Hearing her whisper, Yu Xingqiao felt a little emotional, these goblins are really good at playing tricks on people, why can't they use this cleverness in other places
"Hee hee, you can't eat candy, but you can eat biscuits!"
At this time, the little elf was giggling, and picked up a small biscuit on the plate, but she didn't eat it right away, she sniffed it cautiously, and then took a small bite.
Then, her eyes lit up slightly.
"It's delicious!"
Noticing any danger, the little elf stuffed the whole biscuit into his mouth and began chewing happily.
As a result, she chewed and chewed, and she suddenly let out a scream—
"It's so spicy! Water, I want to drink water!"
Her throat seemed to be smoking, and her whole fair face turned red, almost the same color as the red dress on her body.
The Great Elder actually put a devil's pepper in the middle of the biscuit!
The little goblin cried and rushed out of the door.
After she left, the door of the wooden house was automatically closed again, and everything returned to normal, only the sign hanging on it swayed slightly, as if attracting more goblins.
Yu Xingqiao: "..."
And in the basement under the coffee table, hearing the screams above, the little old man raised his chin, snorted coldly, his eyes showed a bit of disdain.
Probably because of the screaming, the little boy lying on the bed slowly opened his eyes.
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