Because of the matter of settling in District 21, Bo Zai and the little penguin were a little absent-minded when they had breakfast together.
When queuing up to play the little penguin roller coaster, I was also full of thoughts, and when I got off, I asked Ye Wan: "Grandma, when can we go home?"
"Boy cub doesn't want to play anymore?"
"Yeah." Bozai sat on the bench, drooping his little head, "Bozai wants to go home."
The sun is a little bit hot today, and Ye Wan doesn't want to stay outside for a long time. She glanced at her head and said, "The shift was scheduled for 3:00 p.m. before. Bozai doesn't want to play anymore. Let's go back to the hotel to rest, shall we?" Stay in the hotel until the afternoon At three o'clock, after lunch, I took a taxi to the airport, just in no rush.
But Poppy can't wait that long.
He raised his head and looked at the time on the road sign. It was nine forty-five, and it was still three o'clock in the afternoon... Bozai awkwardly counted his fingers, and when he counted to "five", his chubby face showed an unbelievable smile. expression.
"Grandma, are we going to be home in five hours?"
Ye Wan nodded.
"Then how do we get home?"
Ye Wan thought for a while, and reported a number that was even more difficult for Xiaopangdun to wait for: "The flight plane at three o'clock will arrive home at about half past nine."
"Nine thirty!" Bozai exclaimed.
Wouldn't dad be home before him? Dad got home earlier than him, so it's too late for him to prepare the "invincible shield" that can protect his little butt!
The little fat pier was eager to protect his fart, and shook Ye Wan's hand: "Grandma, can we go back sooner? Bozai wants to go home sooner."
Seeing that Ye Wan was hesitant, Bo Zai quickly used his trump card again, turning his chubby face sideways for her to pinch.
Ye Wan originally spoiled this little fat man, but now her heart has been turned into a bud, what conditions can't be met? Immediately pinched his tender little face with one hand, took out the optical brain with the other hand, and agreed: "Of course, grandma will change the sign."
The whole day's shifts popped up on the screen, Bo Zai pointed to the nearest one, Xiaopang's face was full of eagerness: "Change to this, change to this."
"We can't catch the quarter past ten." Ye Wan counted the time, pointed to the one o'clock shift and asked the little fat man, "Is it better to change it to this?"
Bozai was a little disappointed, but he also knew that this was the closest shift he could choose, so he drooped his head and said, "Okay."
At noon, Ye Wan took Bo Zai to the airport for a quick meal.
She ordered a cup of coffee for herself, and a children's meal for the little fat man.
The children's set meal was matched with toys, and Bo Zai poked the armored steel robot and asked Ye Wan: "Grandma, which one do you think is better for protecting people, a sponge or an armor?"
He originally wanted to use a sponge, but now has a new idea.
Children always have endless questions, Ye Wan didn't find it strange, she thought for a while and replied: "It depends on the situation."
"If it's for collision protection, the sponge is better. If it's for sword protection, then the armor is better."
Ye Wan's answer failed to help Bozai, and Bozai still didn't know what better way to protect his little butt.
The little chubby pierced his chubby face and fell into deep thought. It wasn't until I boarded the flying machine that I had an idea:
He wants both √
After getting off the plane, the driver was waiting outside.
Ye Wan asked the driver to take Bozai home first, handed over Pangdun to the housekeeper, and then asked the driver to take her to the company.
After dinner, Gu Yanzhi hadn't come back yet, only Bo Zai and the housekeeper were at home.
For the little fat cub, this is the period of time with the highest degree of freedom.
While the housekeeper was busy in the laundry room, he sneaked into the kitchen and smuggled two sponges and two small stainless steel bowls into the toy room.
Ever since Gu Yanzhi told the housekeeper about the scissors last time, the housekeeper has also put away the child safety scissors.
Bo Zai couldn't trim the shape of the sponge, so he could only hold a large piece on one side and directly cover the little fat buttocks.
He used super glue to stick the sponge firmly, no matter how you run and jump, you don't have to worry about it falling off. Afterwards, the same method was followed, and the small stainless steel bowl was glued to the small sports pants. Lift up his pants, and the small bowl can cover his ass.
In this way, whether you spank with your pants on or with your pants off, you won't feel any pain.
Bo Zai gave him a thumbs up for his cleverness.
But he soon discovered the drawbacks.
There is a small stainless steel bowl under the buttocks, so I can't sit down, otherwise it will hurt my little buttocks.
Bo Zai changed several positions, but failed, so he could only stand and wait.
As the hands on the clock turned round and round, Little Fatty couldn't wait any longer, so he ran to the laundry room, and poked out Little Fatty's face from behind the door: "Grandma Qiu, when will Dad come back?"
What answered him was a bolt from the blue: "Mr. Gu won't come back tonight, young master, I'll put you to sleep tonight."
Dad not coming home tonight = super shield wasted.
Bozai didn't give up and called his father.
The call was quickly connected, and Gu Yanzhi's voice seemed a little low on the phone: "Hello, Bozai?"
"Dad!" Bo Zai roared anxiously, "Dad, aren't you going home tonight?"
Gu Yanzhi didn't expect his son to call to tell him this.
This is not the first time Xiaopangdun has been coaxed to sleep by housekeeping. There have been times like this before. At most, Xiaopangdun will call him to say good night before going to bed. .
Gu Yanzhi's voice softened: "Yes, just for one night. Let Grandma Qiu sleep with you tonight, okay?"
Bo Zai shook his head like a rattle, held his light brain and asked, "Why doesn't Dad come home?"
"The water pipe where Mom and Dad used to live is broken, and Dad needs to fix the water pipe tonight." Gu Yanzhi got out of the car with a case of wine, locked the car door, took the optical computer in his other hand, and patiently answered the little fat man's question, "Yes , it has to be fixed tonight, otherwise it will affect Grandma Wang's family downstairs."
He told a little lie to his son.
The plumbing was repaired in the evening.
Bo Zai didn't know that he was being deceived.
He really hoped that his father would come back in the next second, but he also knew that under the current situation, his father could not come back, because they could not cause trouble to the neighbors, so he could only dejectedly say: "Oh, well, good night, Dad."
"Good night, baby."
Bozai hung up the phone.
He took off his sweatpants, lay down on the sofa, and stretched out his hand to uncover the sponge on his buttocks.
"hiss-"
Little Fatty gasped, his eyes were red.
It hurts! ! !
Little Fatty was afraid of pain, so he didn't dare to act rashly, so he turned on his optical brain and asked his little assistant, "Tori, help Bo Zai to check, what should I do if I get stuck on my body with strong glue?"
"I have inquired for you 'What should I do if I am stuck with super glue?'"
"Method one, go to the hospital, and with the help of a doctor, dissolve it with an organic solvent. Method two, wait for it to fall off naturally, usually within 10 to 12 hours, and it will fall off automatically."
Bo Zai Xiaopang's face turned pale.
Whether you go to the hospital or wait for it to fall off naturally, you will be discovered by Grandma Qiu. Being discovered by Grandma Qiu is equivalent to being discovered by Dad.
Then when he and his father are frank, he can't use this trick to protect his little ass!
Bo Zai clutched his little fat butt, thought for a while, and made the most risky decision in his short five-year life.
He is going to find his father.
Tell Dad everything before the "protective shield" fails.
Xie Yishu received a video invitation from Bozai after taking a shower.
Half an hour before the live broadcast started, Xie Yishu clicked "Accept", and a familiar chubby face appeared on the light screen.
There were tears in the little chubby's eyes, and he was supported by two chubby arms, looking like he wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry.
"Boy?" Xie Yishu got up subconsciously, "Where are you? Who is beside you?"
"70-103 Taowu Lane, your son is lost here." The camera zoomed out to reveal the faces of two young college students.
One's face was a bit dark, and he was crossing the arms of the little chubby, playing with him. The other one who was holding a little chubby optical brain was full of helplessness: "We are two passers-by... I will send you the location, come quickly, my companion and I are not very good at taking care of children."
While talking, the other party turned the camera back to the little chubby boy's face.
Bozai and Xie Yishu looked at each other.
Bo Zai was tearful, and finally cried: "Wow—"
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