After chatting with Qi Qiurui again, the two returned to the dormitory first.
After all, there are people coming and going at the entrance of the cafeteria, and it is not a problem to stand there and be watched.
As soon as the two entered the dormitory, they saw Xie Qibao and his mother there.
"Hey, are you back?" Xie Mama greeted Qi Feng and Ling Ke warmly.
There were classmates and parents, and the two of them didn't open up very much. They nodded and greeted each other, and they sat in front of their desks and played on the computer quietly on the Internet.
Qi Qiurui added Ling Ke's new WeChat account and sent a message after a while: "By the way, I was looking for you yesterday to ask if you are interested in participating in the school media in advance?"
Ling Ke: "What is the school media? The student council?"
Qi Qiurui: "It's not the same. The student union is the student union, and the school media is the school media. Students in our School of Journalism, when they enter the school in their freshman year, must choose an on-campus media to participate, such as the school newspaper, the news network, and the media in the college. These are considered on-campus. The internship certificate must be submitted before graduation.”
Ling Ke: "Oh, that's it."
Qi Qiurui: "By the way, please ask Qi Feng for help. You two look good, and you will definitely be the talents that major social organizations will compete for in the future. I am the deputy director of the editorial department of the school network. Of course, I have to start first. ]”
Ling Ke made a smile, turned his head and told Qi Feng about it.
Qi Feng knows more about the media system than Ling Ke, and after listening to him, he understands: "Ask Senior Sister, what other departments are there besides the editorial department."
Ling Ke read to the record sent by Qi Qiurui: "Reporter Department, Photography Department, Network Department, Technology Department..."
Qi Feng asked: "What does the Network Department do, can it manage the forums on campus?"
Hearing the "on-campus forum", Ling Ke was startled and asked Qi Qiurui, Qi Qiurui said, "Yes, but the freshmen who have just joined the department have no administrative rights. What do you want to do? Don't you want to delete posts in the forum?"
Ling Ke's guess coincided with Qi Qiurui's, but before he had time to clarify that it was not Qi Feng who asked the question, he saw Qi Qiurui sent another message.
"You still care about the gossip? It's unnecessary. Everyone knows it's a joke. Liang Ruixi and Zhou Yan have been gossiping on the forum for several years, and they haven't found a girlfriend yet."
Liang Ruixi's name, Ling Ke, has already been heard. He is the current student of F University, but he has never heard of "Zhou Yan".
Ling Ke asked, "Who is Zhou Yan?"
Qi Qiurui: "Chairman of the Law School's Student Union, Liang Ruixi's classmate. Zhou Yan's girlfriend is the director of our school media network department, and the director often wears a vest in person and writes about his boyfriend and Liang Ruixi's CP jokes on the forum!"
Ling Ke was shocked, how could such an operation be possible
He asked, "So you girls know it's not true, so are you kidding me?"
Qi Qiurui seemed to be certain that he and Qi Feng had no adultery, and said: "Of course, there are so many gay people in the world! Jokes are jokes, no one will take it seriously, girls are like this, they joke around, who doesn't want to Exclusively for you to fall in love? Besides, being a CP is also a benefit only for handsome guys. If you are ugly, no matter how ambiguous you are, no one will have sex."
Ling Ke: "…"
These conversations with Qi Qiurui made Ling Ke understand the truth again, that is—except for the straight man himself, even the girls onlookers would not take the corrupt behavior between the two straight men seriously.
They will shout "Together", "So cute and so cute", and they will shout a bunch of 666, but they basically don't believe that you are really gay.
In this world of straight men who are fake and real, Ling Ke said that it is really difficult for him to understand that he is a real gay.
However, knowing the rule of "passers-by not being genuine", Ling Ke felt that his camouflage skills would probably improve to a higher level. If he was asked by a girl in the class in the future, he could also calmly hook Qi Feng's shoulder. "Do you think we look like a couple?"
...it's very exciting to think about it.
Ling Ke relayed Qi Qiurui's brief introduction to the Network Department to Qi Feng. Although he did not have the right to manage the forum for the time being, Qi Feng still expressed his interest in the Network Department.
Qi Qiurui had no opinion, but kindly said that he would introduce the person in charge of the network department to Qi Feng.
As for Ling Ke, as long as he doesn't go to the reporter department that needs to deal with strangers, everything else is fine, so he gave Qi Qiurui a face and decided to join the editorial department ahead of schedule.
He was considering whether to sell the other two roommates of 412 together when Gao Junfei came back.
At this time, Xie Qibao's mother was crawling on the bed to hang mosquito nets for his son.
Gao Junfei saw this scene as soon as he entered the door. The tiger body was shocked, and he almost thought he had entered the wrong door. It was not until he saw Ling Ke and Qi Feng that he confirmed that this was indeed the 412 dormitory.
Seeing Gao Junfei coming back, Xie Qibao stood at the writing desk uneasily and urged his mother, "Mom, hurry up, my classmates are here."
"See you soon!" Xie's mother stuck her head out to say hello to Gao Junfei while she was busy, "Hello, classmate, I'm Xie Qibao's mother."
"...Auntie is good." Gao Junfei walked into the dormitory and sat down with a bewildered face, thinking to himself, is this 7.7m rookie still planning to take his mother to school
After the mother hung up the mosquito net, she came down and pulled Xie Qibao and muttered a lot of words, what to study hard, get along well with classmates, not stay up late at night, and eat three meals on time... Poor parents in the world, Xie Qibao is almost twenty people Now, his mother treated him like a child, for fear that he would suffer, suffer, starve and freeze while studying here.
Xie Qibao was a little impatient when he heard it. In fact, it was okay to say these words in private. Now he said it in front of his three roommates, as if he was a mama boy who couldn't live without his family. It was too embarrassing.
"Okay, okay, I get it, Mom, don't talk about it." Xie Qibao urged her to leave.
"Well, mom is gone, remember to share these specialties with your classmates to eat together," Xie's mother looked around again, trying to recall what she had yet to explain, and finally turned to her son, thinking that the separation would take half a year, His eyes turned red, "Baby, mom will miss you, remember to call home more often!"
Xie Qibao was still annoyed at first, but when he saw his mother's red eyes, his tears were instantly poke, and he choked up, "I know, Mom!"
The tragic atmosphere will infect each other, and the mother and son will soon hug each other and cry together.
This sudden scene caught the three people on the side by surprise, you look at me, I look at you, embarrassed.
Ling Ke was never good at dealing with this kind of thing, so he simply kept his mouth shut. Qi Feng wanted to persuade him, but he couldn't get into the sensational atmosphere of mother and son as if they were parting from life and death.
As for Gao Junfei, he was completely dumbfounded—What's going on! He only returned to the dormitory in less than ten minutes! Why did their mother and son cry when they disagreed!
Fortunately, the mother and son's emotions came and went quickly, and they stopped after about a few minutes of crying.
Mama Xie seemed to finally be ruthless, let go of Xie Qibao, turned around and grabbed the hand of a roommate who was closest to them, and instructed: "Our big treasure, just, please take care of you more."
Gao Junfei: "..."
Xie Qibao wiped his tears and said, "Mom, I will take care of myself."
Gao Junfei said in his heart, it's good if you know...
Fortunately, the empathetic Qi Feng spoke out in time to comfort him: "Auntie, they are all classmates. We will definitely take care of each other, so you can go back with confidence."
Mother Xie glanced at Qi Feng with a moved face, then let go of Gao Junfei's hand and left reluctantly.
When Xie mother left, Xie Qibao also calmed down.
Thinking of the embarrassment he had just made in front of his roommate, he had no love on his face.
"I'm sorry, I made you laugh, my mother is like this..." Xie Qibao's voice was still full of tears.
Then he took the initiative to take apart the special products brought by his family and distribute them to his roommates, hoping to regain some goodwill as soon as possible. The special products include meat muffins, mung bean cakes, hawthorn candy and so on.
Qi Feng and Ling Ke thanked him for accepting it, but Gao Junfei didn't make a statement. He was still confused, and he didn't like sweets.
After sorting out the specialties, Xie Qibao took out his notebook again, turned his head and asked Qi Feng, "Brother Qi, how do we surf the Internet in our dormitory?"
Everyone in the dormitory is on the Internet, and they must be able to connect to the Internet. Xie Qibao was the last to come, and he was not clear about the situation, so he naturally asked Qi Feng, who was the most friendly.
But as soon as the words came out, the atmosphere instantly became tense.
Obviously, both Qi Feng and Ling Ke still remember Gao Junfei's joke that day—no, they didn't know if Gao Junfei was joking.
Gao Junfei started the internet, so Qi Feng didn't want to tell Xie Qibao his password directly, so he threw the question to the initiator: "Ask Gao Junfei."
But after he finished speaking, he didn't ignore it, but looked at Gao Junfei and put pressure on him with his eyes - his mother just left, don't bully the child.
Xie Qibao looked at Gao Junfei, to tell the truth, he was a little afraid of Gao Junfei, because this person was not a college student, but a social brother.
But they were all in the same dormitory, and it was impossible for him not to talk to Gao Junfei all the time, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "Well, Gao, Gao, what's the wifi password?"
Gao Junfei listened to Xie Qibao's still nasal tone, and glanced at the slap-sized cakes and cakes on his table, and said weakly, "Gao Junfei is your uncle..."
Xie Qibao was taken aback for a moment. Before he misunderstood, Ling Ke quickly added an explanation: "The password is the pinyin of this sentence."
"Oh, oh, thank you." Xie Qibao just thought that Gao Junfei was scolding him, but he didn't expect it to be a password. Although it felt strange, but after thinking about it carefully, four people in the dormitory use the Internet, and his grandson is not the only one, forget it.
Qi Feng and Ling Ke were also relieved.
With the password, Xie Qibao stopped talking to Gao Junfei, leaving Gao Junfei alone to think - who am I? where am I? Why can this little rookie take away my wifi password so easily
Xie Qibao's self-healing ability is still very strong. I don't know what funny movies to watch on the Internet, but after a while, he was so happy that he giggled alone there, as if he was not the one who hugged his head and cried with his mother half an hour ago.
Gao Junfei came back to his senses, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he felt, there was always a feeling of being deceived.
He knew, in fact, since he walked into the dormitory and saw the white mosquito net, he stepped into a mysterious trap!
As soon as the mother and son cried, his fighting power was shattered. In the end, Xie Qibao shook hands again to create "Old Mother Tuogu", which caused his power to be completely shattered... Then he was confused, and the password was asked to leave. .
...Fuck, this little chicken actually brought his mother to the battlefield to play hard tricks, it's too foul!
"Hey!" Gao Junfei suddenly called Xie Qibao, because he was angry, he said "hello" a little louder.
Xie Qibao was startled and took off his earphones: "Huh?"
Gao Junfei said fiercely: "You have to pay for the Internet."
Xie Qibao: "Oh, how much..."
Gao Junfei: "Thirty yuan a month."
Ling Ke & Qi Feng: "..." They only paid twenty-five, Gao Junfei was too bad, but for the sake of the harmony in the dormitory, they decided to... let's not talk about it.
Xie Qibao hurriedly gave Gao Junfei the money, and after finishing he complained in a low voice, "You pay when you pay, how can you be so fierce."
Gao Junfei looked at Xie Qibao's pitiful eyes, and suddenly remembered the scene of his mother asking him to take care of Xie Qibao, and he couldn't bear it...
"Am I fierce?" Gao Junfei's tone involuntarily weakened.
"One point." Maybe because he was afraid of offending Gao Junfei, Xie Qibao shrank his neck and asked flatteringly, "Brother Gao, where are you from?"
Gao Junfei: "Changchun... a nearby county."
Xie Qibao: "Oh, what county?"
Gao Junfei: "If you say it, you don't know."
Xie Qibao: "I'm from Fuqing, do you know Fuqing?"
Gao Junfei: "I don't know."
Xie Qibao: "Then let me tell you, Fuqing is a county-level city under the jurisdiction of Fuzhou City.
Gao Junfei: "Wait, wait, have you memorized this?"
Xie Qibao pointed to the computer screen: "No, I'm reading Baidu Encyclopedia for you."
Gao Junfei absolutely fell.
Xie Qibao said patiently: "So you tell me where your house is, I can't find out if I can't search it myself."
Gao Junfei... was about to collapse.
Hold! Who the hell is this guy!
***
With the concerted efforts of Gao Junfei and Zhang Wenqin, the Journalism Department (1) class finally successfully established a class group.
During the dinner that day, the four of them went to eat together in Dormitory 412. The mobile phones of several people vibrated frequently. Qi Feng took it out and looked at it and said with a smile, "The group is really lively."
He swiped again and found that there were more than 20 friend requests, all of which were sent by new classmates.
Xie Qibao glanced at the red dot displayed on his address book and wondered, "Why are so many people adding you? Not a single one of mine."
Qi Feng: "Isn't it?"
Xie Qibao took out his mobile phone and showed it to Qi Feng, it was true, only Qi Feng and Gao Junfei added his WeChat, not even Ling Ke.
Gao Junfei added him because Gao Junfei was the class committee member for boys. If he hadn't added everyone first before dragging him into the group, he probably wouldn't have added Xie Qibao.
Qi Feng asked Ling Ke, "Why don't you add Xie Qibao?"
Ling Ke was taken aback for a moment, then took out his phone: "I forgot, which avatar is yours, I'll add you."
In fact, it's not that he forgot, Ling Ke was not used to exchanging WeChat with general relationship, since there is a group, it's enough to say anything in the group.
But now that Qi Feng has mentioned it, it doesn't matter if he adds one.
Taking out his mobile phone, Ling Ke was surprised to find that his address book was also filled with red dots.
This phenomenon made Gao Junfei curious, lest the world would not be in chaos and asked: "Ha, which of the two of you has applied for as a friend? Hurry up and compare."
Then four people who had nothing to do with enough food gathered together to study it.
In the end, it was found that there were a total of 26 with Qi Feng, of which 20 were girls, none of them were leaked, and they were all killed, but there were only 6 boys.
On the other hand, adding Lingke was just the opposite. 11 boys added him, and only 10 girls.
Gao Junfei touched his chin and concluded, "As expected, Qi Feng is more popular with girls."
Xie Qibao looked puzzled: "No, I find it strange, then why are there more boys with Lingke than with Brother Qi? Is Lingke more popular with boys than Brother Qi?"
Gao Junfei & Ling Ke & Qi Feng: "Pfft..."
No one can answer this mystery.
Only then did Ling Ke understand that it turned out that the most lethal person was neither a rotten straight man nor a nympho rotten girl, but a natural idiot who was close at hand!
***
The next day, military training began.
Early in the morning, all the freshmen went to the multimedia classroom for military theory class by department, and the field training started in the afternoon.
The appearance of the group in the 412 dormitory once again blinded everyone's eyes. This time, not only Qi Feng and Ling Ke, but Gao Junfei, who put on camouflage uniforms, was also handsome.
But Xie Qibao is not the only person who makes people look loving, because the same clothes worn on Qi Feng, Ling Ke and Gao Junfei are military temperament and uniform temptation. A gourd in a burlap bag.
Xie Qibao felt annoyed when he thought about it, but fortunately, the rows were arranged according to stature, with tall people standing at the front and short people standing at the back.
Except for Xie Qibao, the other three people in 412 were all standing in the first row, and he finally didn't have to be so pitiful.
The instructors in the military training seemed to like tossing the handsome and scholarly boys in the team. When they practiced the basics of standing and squatting in the first two days, the instructors in their platoon looked at Qi Feng and Ling Ke with falcon-like eyes. Looking at the body, if anyone scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks a little, being punished is a trivial matter, and I am afraid to hear the instructor's ridicule, such as calling them weak like women, without any masculinity, etc... This is accepted by Ling Ke, who is gay. No.
Therefore, Ling Ke gritted his teeth and worked hard, not daring to relax during training.
Thinking of Qi Feng's back allergies because of a mat, Ling Ke was a little worried that he would be a little squeamish, but unexpectedly, Qi Feng was able to endure more hardship than he expected.
He looks good and has fair skin, but no one in Dormitory 412 has seen what kind of moisturizing lotion, sunscreen, etc. Qi Feng uses.
The military training continued for several days, and he let that handsome face drenched in the sun and rain, without frowning, and shouting uncomfortable.
I remember when I was standing in the military posture the next day, a girl who was usually not in good physical condition passed out from heat stroke.
At that time, Qi Feng was standing at the front of the row, the closest to the girl among all the boys. He immediately walked over to help him, but was stopped by the instructor: "Who told you to move? Go, do a hundred push-ups on the side."
Everyone was taken aback by this obvious difficulty, but the army had to obey the order, and the instructor said whatever the instructor said.
Qi Feng didn't have any objection either, he went straight to the side and did push-ups without saying a word.
I did more than fifty in a row, and I didn't breathe, but the sweat dripped from my body under the scorching sun, and there was a patch on the plastic floor.
The instructor kept watching him reach eighty before letting him get up and return to the team, with a hint of praise and approval in his eyes.
Not long after Qi Feng did the push-ups, the whole team rested in place for three minutes. Ling Ke walked over and cared about Qi Feng: "Are you okay? Are you tired?"
"I'm not tired, I'm just a little thirsty..." After Qi Feng finished speaking, he grabbed the water bottle he brought with him and raised his head to drink.
Ling Ke remembered the puddle of water on the ground just after Qi Feng got up, and couldn't help but say, "I sometimes wonder if you are..." He hesitated.
Qi Feng asked curiously, "Huh? What is it."
Ling Ke: "It's made of water." After drying in the sun, it was evaporated to dryness.
"Pfft... cough cough!" Qi Feng almost choked on the water.
Ling Ke turned his face away, feeling that this description was a bit shocking.
After Qi Feng finished refilling the water, he imitated Ling Ke's serious tone and expression and joked, "Maybe I'm a jellyfish."
Ling Ke: "…"
After the push-up incident, no one dared to say that Qi Feng was squeamish, including Gao Junfei, who had laughed at him as a "little princess" before, who also looked at Qi Feng with admiration.
[Interlude]
(one)
Xie mother: "Sir, mother has cleared all the obstacles for you, let's work hard!"
Xie Qibao: "Thank you mom! (☆_☆)"
Gao Junfei: "..." I'm in the midst of evil, so powerless Orz...
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(two)
Qi Feng did fifty push-ups in one minute, Ling Ke stood by the side and watched him out of the corner of his eye, obsessed with the opponent's physical strength, arm strength and stamina, Shi Geng took more than ten minutes...
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[Note] 97% of the jellyfish body is water.