In the past few days of military training, everyone was tortured and exhausted during the day. After disbanding, they returned to the dormitory. Almost everyone went to sleep after taking a shower.
Of course, there are also people who sleep without washing—such as Xie Qibao.
There is a queue in the dormitory to take a shower. Whoever grabs the bathroom first will take a shower first. If you can't wait, you can only go to the public bathroom at the end of the corridor to take a group bath.
Ling Ke and Qi Feng definitely wouldn't go to the group bath, so they always went back to the dormitory as soon as possible and washed them quickly one after the other.
But Xie Qibao was very procrastinating. He often waited for the first person to finish washing before coming back slowly. When he saw the queue, he didn't bother to wash, and he didn't change his clothes. He just took off his shoes and pants and climbed into his mother's house He slept in the bed tent he hung.
If Xie Qibao lived alone, he wouldn't care if he didn't take a bath for a year.
But the dormitory is a public space. The four big boys have been sweating all day, and they can't smell the smell of taking off their clothes. If they don't take a shower, close the window and turn on the air conditioner - it's sour!
Therefore, when Xie Qibao planned to sleep without taking a bath on the third day, Gao Junfei couldn't bear it anymore!
As the representative of the boys' class committee of the Journalism (1) class, Gao Junfei also serves as the dormitory of the 412 dormitory. He is responsible for maintaining the sanitation of the dormitory, and it is also necessary to maintain the quality of his sleep - Xie Qibao will never take a bath, and he If you sleep in bed, you will be smoked to death! ! !
So, as soon as Xie Qibao came back that day, he was drooping his head and was about to climb the bed, when Gao Junfei grabbed him like an eagle grabbing a chicken and dragged him into the bathroom, stripped off his clothes, and roared, "Wash!"
In the next fifteen minutes, Ling Ke and Qi Feng, who were already lying on the upper bunk, only heard a scream from the bathroom, and Gao Junfei's unmoved roar and reprimand: "I am in the north. Everyone takes a bath every day! You are a southerner so embarrassed not to wash it! Do you know what your body smells like now! The vegetables in the mother's pickle jar are more fragrant than yours! Are you trying to stink me so that I can inherit my property? what?… "
Xie Qibao scolded a few words because of shock at first, but neither the language nor the voice had the momentum of Gao Junfei.
Ling Ke heard Xie Qibao shouting "You care so much about me", and was covered back by Gao Junfei's more rude sentence, "You fucking have the ability to call your mother to complain."
Then, Xie Qibao cried, scolding as he cried. The Mandarin was mixed with the hometown dialect that no one could understand, which was both sad and dissatisfied.
"Cry, cry! Are you still a man?" Gao Junfei roared, and then he heard a heavy slap, with a unique echo in the bathroom, which shocked Qi Feng and Ling Ke at the same time. Got a kick.
... slap? No, the sound is a bit crisp.
A second later, Xie Qibao whimpered and told them what the "pa" was in an unbelievable voice: "You actually spanked me! I—mum—never spanked my ass! Ah! Gao Junfei, you bastard! Ah! ...! woo..." and continued crying in a voice that seemed to be about to pass away.
Ling Ke & Qi Feng: "..."
Gao Junfei was amused by his accusation, which was full of sighs and sighs. His whole feigned expression completely collapsed. You, chicken."
Speaking of the last two words, Gao Junfei's tone had already brought some helplessness.
"You're a fucking chicken!" Xie Qibao retorted, but his cry was a little lower.
"I'm a chicken? Ha, your arms are thicker than ours, and you have oily skin and no muscles. Who is a chicken? Ah, and the bottom is so small..."
"Little mother-ah!!!" Xie Qibao almost broke his throat with these words. It seems that no matter which man is said to be bad in that place, he will blow his hair.
Instead, Gao Junfei laughed frantically "haha".
The two of them scolded, mixed with Xie Qibao's sobbing from time to time, and then they were still in the bathroom chatting with each other—
Xie Qibao: "You are crazy, who wants you to take what my mother said seriously!"
Gao Junfei joked with him: "Your mother holds my hand and looks like she will entrust you for life, shouldn't I have a good conscience
Xie Qibao choked and said again: "Then she asked you to take care of me, not to ask you to take care of me!"
Gao Junfei: "Is there a difference?"
Xie Qibao: "You are so annoying, I'll give you the remaining ten packs of mung bean cakes, can you leave me alone in the future!"
Gao Junfei: "It's useless if you give me ten fucking boxes of mung bean cakes. I don't have to talk about not taking a bath!"
Xie Qibao: "..."
After the two came out of the bathroom, Qi Feng, who was lying on the bed, turned his head to Gao Junfei and said, "Hey, don't bully others, if he doesn't want to take a bath, just let him go."
On the surface, these words seem to be helping Xie Qibao to fight injustice, but Qi Feng's tone has a gentle smile, and everyone can hear that it is just a symbolic comfort and smoothing.
Besides, when things were over, he only made a sound, and he was suspected of purely watching a good show.
Only the idiot Xie Qibao didn't hear it, and he thought that Qi Feng was caring about himself. After experiencing Gao Junfei's violent discipline, the other party's words made him feel like a spring breeze, and he was moved to tears: "Brother Qi..."
Gao Junfei felt angry when he heard his crying voice: "It's useless for you to call me mynah. If you don't take a bath, you will be thrown out from the fourth floor, believe it or not!"
Xie Qibao: "..."
Qi Feng chuckled: "It's alright, don't make trouble, just go to sleep, and continue the military training tomorrow."
Ling Ke listened nervously for a long time, feeling that the atmosphere in the dormitory gradually calmed down from the tension of the sword.
Hey... This is the correct way to get along between straight men and straight men!
Recalling the crisp "pop", Ling Ke's face became hot, and he felt that he might never be able to do it in his life.
After all, the tone of voice and expression can be controlled, but a certain part of the body cannot be controlled by him.
… Pity.
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After the boring standing and squatting training in the early stage of the military training, the military boxing and dagger exercises in the next few days became a little more interesting.
On the penultimate day, each class selected military training pacesetters, including Qi Feng and Gao Junfei, Ling Ke was a little short of height and was not selected.
A total of 100 pacesetters were selected from all departments of the school, 50 men and 50 men, to form two elite platoons to prepare for the final performance.
On that day, many seniors came to watch, especially to watch the elite platoons and military gymnastics, because everyone who came here knew that almost half of the selected pacesetters were handsome and beautiful.
When it was the elite's turn to leave, there was a commotion outside the playground fence, and screams could be heard everywhere they passed.
The fourteen-day military training was over in a blink of an eye, and the new school recruit of F University was also selected in the gossip during the past half month.
On the night of the end of the new military training, the "Flowers" section announced the results of the selection of netizens-
[201X F College Grass]: Qi Feng, Class 1X01, Journalism Department, School of Journalism.
In addition to the photo of Qi Feng and Ling Ke that was candidly taken at Yuanyang Lake, there are many others that have been candidly taken in the past few days, including Qi Feng walking on campus, eating in the cafeteria, and wearing camouflage uniforms during military training...
No one has any objection to this year's school draft selection.
Because Qi Feng's face value is too high, almost all the replies below the selection post are "Ahhhh", and he was thrown down by Su.
Of course, in addition to the school grass, netizens also selected various departments. After all, each grass has its own eyes, and only one is selected. Other handsome people and their fans will be somewhat unconvinced.
When everyone saw the article [News Department: Ling Ke] in the list of facilitators, they all felt a veritable sense of relief and pride.
As a result, the journalism department with two grasses and the 412 bedroom in the 18 male dormitory building became famous.
Especially the latter, the fact that the school grass and the department grass are in the same class and dormitory is the first time in the history of F University.
The girls discussed this legendary dormitory in the forum one after another, and envied the roommates who could share the dormitory with Qi Feng and Ling Ke.
At this moment, a new post appeared in the "Flea Market" section of the intra-campus forum - "[Qibao Hot Sale - Let You Contact the Original School Grass & Department Grass] I know the members of the 412 dormitory, and can provide school grass, Two grass mats, two sets of military training uniforms, five paper coffee cups, and sixty-eight mineral water bottles for school grass to drink... Private chat for prices, first come, first served, while stocks last! In addition, school grass can also be provided Post photos, but the grass has not posted any photos. If you have any other needs, feel free to contact me! Taobao address: xxxxxx… Contact QQ: xxxxxxx… ”
The post sparked an instant response frenzy.
At first, there were comments such as "666" and "Lord's main fire". Later, some people began to question the post owner's practice, and even wondered whether the school grass and the department grass sold things on their own trumpets, and carried out various moral attack.
It wasn't until someone clicked on the Taobao link and found that the address was not real, searched QQ and found no such person, and then said: "This is a prank post! The address can't be opened at all, and Q can't be added!"
Then someone went to check the ID information of the owner of the post, only to find that the ID called "Sky High and Ocean Wide 927" was not a newcomer. The other party's posting record in the school forum had been for five years, and he was also active in the Department of Economics and Management. Academic Section.
The keyboard warriors gave up embarrassingly, and everyone also reacted, it turned out which senior or senior was playing a prank.
After several rounds of denunciation and gossip, this post was directly sent to the day's hot!
At that time, Ling Ke and Qi Feng didn't know that they had become popular on the Internet again.
On a rare weekend, the two of them slept late and went out to eat at noon. After returning, Qi Feng drank enough water, climbed back to the top bunk, and lay on his back, blowing the air conditioner and playing with his mobile phone.
Ling Ke was packing things in a leisurely way, and the two of them went up and down and chatted in the air.
After the 14-day military training, everyone was tanned, but Qi Feng was not only tanned, but also shed his skin. Just now Ling Ke looked at his arms and shoulders and felt a little creepy, and now he asked him if it was okay, if he needed to go to the hospital.
Qi Feng: "It's okay, I've shed it before, and it's good to grow new ones after it's shed."
Ling Ke: "Did it become whiter than before after shedding?"
Qi Feng: "How do you know?"
Ling Ke was speechless, he actually made a joke, it turned out to be true, and he was convinced.
After a pause, he joked again: "I sometimes think you are squeamish, and sometimes I think you are strong."
Qi Feng stuck his head out of the bed, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you and Gao Junfei say I'm squeamish? Where am I squeamish?"
Gao Junfei was facing the computer. He didn't know what to look at. He shrugged and smiled. Hearing this, he quickly affirmed: "No, no, not me. I think you are a man now."
Ling Kexin said, "Fine skin and tender meat, isn't that squeamish?"
But he hid it in his heart and didn't say it.
Qi Feng smiled, turned his head back, and said, "Actually, the military training in our school is quite easy. When my brother and I went to the United States to participate in the military camp, that was the one who complained and was abused like a fool."
Gao Junfei asked, "Do you still have a brother?"
Ling Ke was also a little curious. He had heard about Qi Feng's brother before, but he never heard Qi Feng mention it himself, so he immediately asked, "Are you my own brother?"
[Interlude]
F major grass: Qi Feng
Department of Journalism: Ling Ke
Department of Law: Liang Ruixi
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Department of Finance and Accounting: Gu Yao (← Surprised or not? Ahaha, it's just soy sauce, no drama.)
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[Note] Gao Junfei and Xie Qibao are not deputy CPs. Although the interaction is very cute, they are both straight men. Don't think about it.