Ling Ke stared at Qi Feng in a daze, indulging in the great joy of this suspected confession, he couldn't believe his ears.
He wanted to ask Qi Feng if he was serious, but his reason reminded him not to forget the fact that Qi Feng is a straight man. It's not like a joke.
It may be that he was silent for too long, and soon, Qi Feng took the initiative to explain the meaning of this sentence: "Senior Liang said before, whether we find a girlfriend or not, the relationship is not clear, it is better to fake it. really do…”
"Fake show..." This time, Ling Ke couldn't help interrupting Qi Feng and said in surprise, "Really... do?"
"No, what I mean is, since we didn't want to find a girlfriend in college, we should be together with each other and give each other a cover... But only we know it's fake." Qi Feng looked at Ling Ke's expression, the explanation was serious and uneasy, for fear of saying the wrong word and causing the other party to turn his face.
"Of course, it's you who suffer a bit more from this. After all, even if you don't want to find a girlfriend, you don't have to play with me." Qi Feng paused, and his face showed the tiredness just now, looking helpless and yet again. Anguished, "But I'm different, I've already said my words, and I don't know if Sun Man really gave up on me, but no matter what, I have to say hello to you in advance, in case the other party does something more extreme thing..."
Ling Ke nodded to show his understanding. After listening to these two paragraphs, he slowly calmed down and understood what Qi Feng meant.
Qi Feng wanted to use him as a pretense, let himself lie for him, and block some unnecessary peach blossoms by the way - just like Xie Qibao said before, find a real girlfriend and put an end to all troubles.
It's just that Qi Feng couldn't find any girls temporarily, so he turned to him for help.
... He knew that Qi Feng's "confession" had another purpose.
This time, Ling Ke was even more glad that he didn't have the impulse to say anything he shouldn't have said.
Seeing Ling Ke nodding, Qi Feng seemed to be encouraged and continued: "I know this may make you feel a little embarrassed, but this is the most suitable way I can think of at the moment..."
Ling Ke heard the description of "the most suitable", and said uncertainly, "Would you rather be exposed to the rumors of homosexuality?"
Qi Feng said indifferently, "I don't care."
Ling Ke's eyes widened: I didn't expect you to be like this... Straight man!
Qi Feng didn't care, but he was afraid that Ling Ke would care. Although he had tried it once after the orientation party and learned that Ling Ke was more tolerant towards this kind of thing, Qi Feng was still afraid that he would refuse, so he further tempted him: " If you promise to play with me and play my fake boyfriend, even if I owe you a lot of favor. In the future, no matter what happens to you, when you need my help, let me know, and I will do my best to fulfill your wish ."
Ling Ke: "…"
Although it was not the same as the previous surprise, even if it was just pretending to be her boyfriend, it was not a disadvantage to Ling Ke.
Now Qi Feng was afraid that he would be embarrassed, and eagerly offered a "compensation condition"... God, Ling Ke wanted to snicker!
For a moment, Ling Ke almost wanted to tell Qi Feng that he was gay!
But he thought that once he said it, all the previous disguises would be revealed, and even a little bit of suspicion of Qi Feng's wiping due to the outside world's gossip, he immediately cut off the idea and decided to carry out the matter of pretending to be a straight man to the end.
In this case, facing such a problem, it is not good to rush to agree.
In order to show the entanglement of being a straight man more clearly, Ling Keqiang suppressed the excitement in his heart and said reservedly, "I'll think about it."
After finishing the conversation, the two of them didn't stay in Yuanyang Lake for a long time, got up and went back to the dormitory.
That night, neither Ling Ke nor Qi Feng slept well.
Ling was excited. He tossed and turned over Qi Feng's proposal on the bed. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he had made a lot of money. .
Qi Feng was nervous. He listened to the soft voice from the opposite shop, and knew that Ling Ke was not asleep. His heart was pounding. So tangled.
So, the two of them suffered all night and sat up early the next morning, panda eye to panda eye.
Ling Ke looked at Qi Feng, and finally couldn't hold back the dark coolness that had been holding him all night, and let out a "poof" laugh.
Qi Feng: "..."
Ling Ke: "…"
Seeing Ling Kexiao, Qi Feng's eyes lit up instead—Is this considered
Ling Ke immediately put away his smile and climbed out of bed first.
Qi Feng followed closely, and the two walked into the bathroom one after the other. Ling Ke made room for Qi Feng and squeezed the toothpaste with the toothbrush. Qi Feng also squeezed the toothpaste with the toothbrush.
Ling Ke brushed his teeth in front of the mirror without looking sideways; Qi Feng also brushed his teeth in the mirror, but always peeked at Ling Ke next to him.
Ling Ke spit out a mouthful of bubbles and said, "Why do you keep looking at me?"
Qi Feng asked directly: "What did you just laugh at?"
Ling Ke: "I feel... a little embarrassed."
Qi Feng asked deeply, "Where is the embarrassment?"
"That's right, that, fake boyfriend..." He couldn't help laughing at this point, Ling Ke wanted to slap himself, what's the matter, the muscles in his face were completely out of control, and his usual calmness failed. What? It's too rude!
But he soon stopped tangled up in the question of being reserved or not, because a particularly bright smile suddenly appeared on Qi Feng's face: "Then you agreed?"
Ling Ke was stunned, and pretended to smile helplessly: "Then what can I do?"
Yes, no matter whether he likes Qi Feng or not, at least they are good friends now. Qi Feng asked him for help so sincerely, and he couldn't find any suitable reason to refuse.
But Ling Ke's simple answer was heard in Qi Feng's ears, whose love brain was instantly turned on, as if he heard a pampering "Then what can I do with you~", which made him overjoyed. Let the light shine!
After Ling Ke finished speaking, he felt a little embarrassed, washed his face hastily, and was about to hang the towel when Qi Feng stopped him.
Qi Feng glanced at him with a smile, said softly "I'm coming", and hung it up for him...
This scene happened to fall in the eyes of Xie Qibao, who had just woken up and walked to the door of the bathroom, and a burst of light blinded his eyes.
After watching Qi Feng and Ling Ke both leave the dormitory, he turned around in shock and shouted at Gao Jun's flying bed, "Brother Gao! Brother Gao! Gao..."
"...Fuck!" Gao Junfei blinked his dry eyes and glanced at the time, it was only 7:15.
He didn't sleep until 1 o'clock last night when he wrote the report. This morning at 8 o'clock, he wanted to sleep for 10 more minutes, so he set an alarm for 7:30, but now, he was woken up five minutes earlier than before. !
Gao Junfei sat up with a sullen face, and said harshly, "I'm calling you uncle! Why?"
- If Xie Qibao didn't give him a reasonable reason, he would have to kill him!
Xie Qibao's originally dull gossip radar was stunned by Gao Junfei's roar. After thinking about it, he felt that it was a little cautious to draw that kind of conclusion to his roommate, so he touched his chin and said, "It's nothing."
Gao Junfei roared furiously from the 412 dormitory: "...Thank you! Qi! Treasure!"
***
When he was in the dormitory just now, Ling Ke felt that something was wrong with Qi Feng. Now that he was in the cafeteria, this feeling was even stronger.
Qi Feng took the initiative to line up to buy breakfast for him, and stopped him from paying. Although it was only five or six yuan for egg cakes and soy milk, the other party took out his campus card and said "I'm coming" in one go. When he hung the towel for him, the tone was the same, as gentle as if a layer of holy light enveloped his body, so Ling Ke couldn't bear to look directly...
After the two sat down face to face, Qi Feng looked up at him from time to time.
Ling Ke got goosebumps when he saw it, and couldn't help but say, "Well, can you stop looking at me like that?"
Qi Feng wondered: "What do I think of you?"
Ling Ke: "..." Well, maybe he is the one who sees Renji? Overwhelmed
It was difficult for them to stay up until the end of class in the morning. After lunch, the two found an empty study room, Ling Ke said, "Let's discuss the precautions of pretending to be a couple, and how much to pretend to be... I think , unless something like Katherine happens again, we'll be the same as usual."
Qi Feng nodded, that's right, even if they are real gays, they won't be too high-profile when they are in love. On the contrary, sometimes real gay couples will not be seen as couples.
Ling Ke's proposal was reasonable and reasonable, and Qi Feng could not refute it.
But he thought about it and suggested: "However, in order not to act too stiff when needed, is it better for us to do some couple exercises in private?"
"Uh... what practice?" Ling Ke's heart started beating wildly again.
"It's what normal couples do," Qi Feng was also thinking, "such as dating, hugging, kissing...what?"
"..." Pick, pick, kiss! ! ? ? Ling Ke's heartbeat instantly soared to 180 pulses!
When Qi Feng said this, he also felt a little inappropriate, and immediately said: "I just gave a few random examples. If you think it's too much, you don't have to do it."
Ling Ke: "…"
Qi Feng's words changed: "But I think, if we don't get used to it early, when we really need to act, such as when there is another difficult girl, we must kiss in front of her to believe me. It's gay, so it's estimated that there will be flaws on the spot... It's even more embarrassing."
Ling Kening frowned and nodded, expressing understanding: "Oh."
… what else could he say
Qi Feng glanced at him, and his expression was a little embarrassed. He seemed to know that his request was too embarrassing, and he comforted him: "Of course, we don't need this at the beginning, otherwise I'm really afraid that you will feel disgusting and can't accept it... We are now It looks pretty good that way.”
Ling Ke: "…"
After hearing a few words, Ling Ke felt that his heart was about to be broken!
He took a deep breath, took out a notepad and a gel pen, and frowned, "Okay, let's make a three-chapter appointment. You need to practice what you can do and what you can't do, and write them down."
Qi Feng watched him seriously write a series of words on the first line of the book - "Code of Conduct for Becoming a Fake Boyfriend for the School Grass", shrugged his shoulders and laughed: "You too... Are you taking it too seriously?"
[Interlude]
(one)
Qi Feng: "You can be my boyfriend."
Ling Ke: "... "Fuck! real or fake? No, it must be fake, isn't Qi Feng a straight man? But his tone is so serious, I still look forward to it... I hope Qi Feng is coming!
Qi Feng (nervous): Ah, why didn't Coco speak? Does he not want to? Yes, he is a straight man, he will definitely not want to... I may scare him, huh~
Qi Feng: "What I mean is, the fake show is real, when I need it, you cooperate with me in the show and play my boyfriend."
Ling Ke: "...Oh."
[System]: Player Qi Feng loses the opportunity to attack *1
Qi Feng: "???"
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(two)
Qi Feng: "For example, dating, hugging, kissing..."
Ling Ke: "???"
Qi Feng: "If you think it's too much, don't kiss."
Ling Ke: "..." No no no, I can!